Dumping My 15-Year-Old Girlfriend

[TheNaebyrd]

Lmao good sport, Fran. 

[ScienceMusicLove]

That's so funny! When I first watched this video, I didn't know who Wheezy Waiter was, but now he's one of my fave YouTubers, and I get the coffee joke! God I love rewatching vlogbrothers videos!

[MZZenyl]

You are now in the friendzone for a married lesbian? That must hurt X'-D

[Mimsyborogove923]

Actually, I was thinking "Did you strategically plan to have Infinite Jest visible in the background?"

[kat13460]

i am totally going to start using virgout lol

[icantthinkofstuff]

john green: wooing lesbians since he was 15

[chickenpoodle009]

Omg John's hand was shaking so much

[3DISEASE]

wait im 13 soooo your talking to my future self? awesome.

[MissPurpur]

What the hell just happened!?

[lily24anne]

I AM LAUGHING SOOOO MUCH!

[DoomzdayDarling]

I KNEW YOU HAD TO BE BRONYS!!! you're totally my people now, if i had any doubt left.

[ilove2run89]

When I saw this video I thought that you currently had a girlfriend who was 15 years old... I was a little concerned.

[TheZarathustra42]

I love it when the coffee's done...

[ahappyhuman]

his hand was shaking when holding the phone Cx

[kchenobigestfan]

Dear God @Javjean thank you so much for making that reference. That made my life. RENT is my favorite musical of all time, and there is no way to describe hoe much I love it.

[mewmu011235813]

You should talk to William Faulkner, he had similar concerns about your lexical gap.

[CrazyStalkerPerson]

Anyone else read the title and presume John Green was a paedophile?

[3mm0n5t3r]

That was the cutest break up phone call I've ever witnessed. You've lived your life right, John Green.

[BiajoxAndThiboeGames]

COFFEE CUP IS FROM A KID BOOK ONE OF MEH FAVS BACK IN THE DAY

[FlyWithCheese]

His hands are shaking when he is talking to her!!!

[AlloraBeth]

I'm glad more people didn't take that advice, because a lot of people I know wouldn't be alive. Myself included.

[IWontStopHoldingOn95]

I must say, when I read the title to this video I was very very concerned!

[bcknights666]

OMG i love that book!

[MiniAllan]

Is it just me, or is it weird that Jonh Green has had sex...

[pablolpz]

"No, David!" Cup!!!!!

[rexfactor1955]

Virgun, virgnot ......never thought @ it before. Luvvit!

[HopelesslyAmerican]

watching this video I realized something: even if you're married to some one else, and haven't dated this girl since you were 15 and now you're 35, breaking up with people is still hard. A shaking, red, John has only helped my case...

[HopelesslyAmerican]

@HopelesslyAmerican shit, I think I meant 33.... however much older you are, how about that?

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

in what way are you a christian?

[cooltiger4]

Wait wait wait. That MLP toy is from BEFORE G4... So John was a brony before the show existed?

[likewhatijustsaid]

@cooltiger4 No, Hank was a brony. It's explained in one of John's healthcare vids. Well, there's a link in one of John's healthcare vids.

[luvkid17]

Wheezy Waiter Coffee!

[jcathomas]

aww John you are shaking while talking to Fran <3

[chexmixultimate]

Fran sounds SO AWESOME! She should definitely be a secret sibling, I love her!

[littlemegamonkey]

only just noticed the Wheezywaiter reference.

cool.

[PhoeniX333666999]

I am in the same boat of you, that I dated a girl when she was 15 and she went lesbian. Well... technically she went transgender, but hey; potato - potahto.

[KathrynAnn116]

Hahahahaha it was jokes like that that won john green a prince award and wrote looking for alaska!!!!

[QuidditchWiz]

WHEEZY WAITOR REFERENCE :)

[Princessjellycow]

Your voice changed so much o__o

[TheBAMFpro]

hahaha...hes shaking when he calls her...

[franticshortgirl]

When you dump the lesbian. Always still be friends with the lesbian.... you could use her for something later in life.

[FlyingPigscanfly711]

you dated a lesbian? niiiiiiiice.

[TreyRust]

LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEES DONE!

[AnIrishWristwatch]

bro you have a no david mug!

[jradthemighty]

weezy waiter has the coffee thing

[dannisjc]

Didn't need a word... the word for a non-virginwas married, or alternatively fornicator. =P

[jony1710]

virg-in virg-out shake it all about.

[sweetyamz09]

nerd fighteria? cool

[Toxineatsyou]

I love it when the coffee's done

[tinafey9797]

aww his hands are shaking

[zynu]

D: I wanna know the Romanian word for "Not a virgin"

[klindsay90]

Did you know that gender actually refers to the roles of a particular sex? Although it may seem politically correct to say gender when referring to one's sex, it is actually more accurate to say sex. *rar* ;)

[emailuca91]

I'm from Romania and I really can't figure out what word John is referring to (="non-virgin"). Can anyone enlighten me? :))

[Abigail2719]

@emailuca91 I'm romanian too...and I can't figure it out! maybe some romanian was pulling John's leg about it.

[kaaskop01]

omg... he knew about bronies...

[libbydemon]

Hey guys its libby latimer my old channel got hacked :( so um for more vlogs check out my channel and sub to me bitchers x

[cadisaurusrex]

A thought a (yet somewhat literate and metaphorical) for a non-virgin is a deflowered person. Or does that just apply to those that are female?

[Quaffleface07]

Nice wheezywaiter reference. I wonder if you intended to do that though. Also the plug the lexical gap joke was brilliant. :)

[cookiemonster2395]

i wonder what he looked like when he was 15

[HaleJayRo]

They are such a cute pair of brothers! I love how close they are!

[donnabrzr]

Shouldn't 'virgIN' and 'virgOUT' be the other way around?

[milkyway531]

Fran is so nice!

[OneInTheRiver]

wheezy waiter reference!



[pbjellybeanful]

Fran's awesome

[jilijub]

Of course we have a word for people who aren't virgins: whores!

[12poopyface]

I WANT THAT PONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[murderingmondays]

Dumping your girlfriend via phone call? Ow

[Javjean]

This actually happened in a musical called Rent. And you kinda remind me of the protagonist. To top it all off, the protagonist's ex-girlfriend was called Maureen Johnson. French the Llama! John must find this out!

[sicronj]

@Javjean You're awesome!

[Jcthefluteman]

@Javjean John knows this! He and Hank have both mentioned Rent in videos before :D

[Javjean]

@Jcthefluteman

OH MY FRENCHING LLAMA. Please tell me which episodes, you are obviously a much greater Rent/Vlogbrothers fan than me /:

[Jcthefluteman]

@Javjean Ooh I can't remember :/ I'll do my research and get back to you on that.

[Javjean]

@Jcthefluteman

Thanky.

[mandatsuki]

@Javjean Mark isn't really the protagonist, they're all protagonists, but Mark DOES resemble John... gosh you're awesome for pointing that out.

[Javjean]

@mandatsuki

Thank you. What happened to all my thumbs up?? Aww man!

[KittyMangaLove23]

oh my god virg-out. thats amazing

[superSmartAss]

So, this video was uploaded before MLP: FiM was aired. So John Green predicted the Brony phenomenon. Mind = blown

[TheMirandarainbow]

wait, so fran's a lesbian who dated john green when he was 15 and is now married to another lesbian? i'm trying to understand, sorry.

[seulrichh]

awesome mug



[evilstalkerhorne]

I am confused......... about the pony, will his brother steal the song or the pony? maybe both!?

Why would he write songs? other than of course the people like Lady Ga Ga and such perform horrid numbers that others consider music and sell with sexual promiscuity. They write about as well as hank probably.

[BLACKzeronine]

i love it when the coffee's done!!!!!!!!

[BigTigga3]

"It's mainly because you're not attracted to people of my gender..."

"Ohhhhhh mai gawd! That's true! So true!"

[Elphie021]

I rewatched this because my friend is doing an essay about lexical gaps :D also, i was in the apple store in covent garden yesterday and left the internet on the nerdfighters website :D

[marriyumh]

He was so happy as if he was ACTUALLY talking to 15 year old Hank.. xD

[KatherineJane001]

Wait..how old is Hank?? And why does he keep saying 15 year old Hank...

[megusta535]

@KatherineJane001 he's in his 30's.

[RiskyBrothers]

my relationship is with my runescape account

[hollytourdot]

i know this is a bit late but, no word for "toe" in Bulgarian - it is a "leg-finger"

[NotLynnMerely]

@hollytourdot

And in Spanish, it is "finger of the foot" or "foot-finger." Yay language!

[shortforsophie]

@hollytourdot in turkish brown is "coffee coloured," shoes are "foot covers," and popcorn is "corn that has apparently exploded."

[BreChristie]

I love it when the coffee's done. WHEEZY WAITER!

[RaynaOfSunshine]

I love it when the coffee's done.

:S

[zenetic08]

@o00harris00o Tight!!

[TheDemonicDream]

Lol.. "Is it something I said?" XD

[InsaneShark01]

I thought he had a 15 year old gf at the moment...

[MrCubeGuy]

Virgout

[stillinline14]

I love it when the coffee's done -3

[infinitedork24]

JOHN'S LITTLE PONY HAS ABNORMALLY SMOOTH HAIR. My ponies always have tangled hair.

[9499295]

@infinitedork24 He combs it daily.

[princessemiko]

we should make Virg-out a thing.

[OlleLindestad]

@princessemiko No, we should make "virgin" stop being a thing to begin with. It's ridiculous that whether or not you've had sex should be a thing. There's no word for a person who's never played tennis.

[lousaysmew]

@OlleLindestad What about tentuos?

[tractorsgobrum]

@OlleLindestad I think people would refer to them as a "Tennis-virgin" not the most inventive I know but I've heard and used that style to describe someone who's not done something or eaten a kind of food or been somewhere many a time.

[OlleLindestad]

@tractorsgobrum Sure, but that just draws on the term "virgin" which only exists to begin with because our society has an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, sexual history and "purity". It's that preoccupation that I'd like to get rid of.

Some people have had sex, some haven't, and it doesn't say nearly as much about them as we like to think it does. Putting a word on it only distracts from the more important things in people's lives.

[tractorsgobrum]

@OlleLindestad Good point, I'd say I agree with you in most there. I do think its wrong to judge someone on whether they have or haven had sex, but then I don't think I've spent much time around people who do. Also, now I come to think of it its such a general term, there are many different sexual thing people can do and still class themselves a virgin it pretty much counts for nothing.

[sweetyamz09]

@princessemiko lol! it should be yet another thing you have to update on fb

[steponme208]

It's weird not to see so many brown boxes behind him...

[Ms40what]

Virg- out! Good stuff :)

[Ommathorpe]

Dat coffee cup.

[hailbopthecomet]

MLP FTW (my little pony for the win)!!!!

[pbjellybeanful]

this is not what i had in mind when i read the title.

[alpha493]

0:03 Wheezywaiter refrence :D

[NeapolitanSixth]

This is one of my favourite Vlogbrothers videos. :-D

[mothafraker]

Thank you VlogBrothers for all the thought provoking entertainment keep up the good work!

[poentasticgurl]

"I love it when the coffee's done!!!!" @wheezywaiter reference <333333

[alpha493]

@poentasticgurl i jsut psoted that it was a refrence cause i ahdnt seen that you allready did that ...... fail lol

[2gigapuppies]

Virgouts are simply people who have plugged it again and again and aga...

[OneNOnlyBabydoll]

John once dated a lesbian......he never stops amazing me

[bubbsgo]

@OneNOnlyBabydoll was she already a les or did he make her a les?

[Len365]

@OneNOnlyBabydoll Wait what? I don't understand why you are amazed. He dated someone who wasn't out as a lesbian. That happens. It isn't something amazing. It's just a thing.

[ThePaigePixie]

You dated a girl who was once but no longer heterosexual (i know she was all along or whatever but you know what i mean). That's amazing!

[icebergstromboli]

I love it when the coffee's done. XDDD (wheezywaiter!!)

[TheFlyinDeam]

He loves it when the coffee's done. ;)

[blackzabbathfan]

you dated a lesbian?

[TheBurningMan98]

@blackzabbathfan bad thing? i thinks its damn good :L

[blackzabbathfan]

@TheBurningMan98 i didn't say it's a bad thing, i'm a full supporter of gay rights.

[ohjusteversoslightly]

@blackzabbathfan Technically he dated a person who became a lesbian :)

[tsunasandwich]

john, the original brony.

[gilliemillie]

wait... wait... WAIT! you dated a lesbian.... well thats hot

[Datelesswonders]

Is that a David mug?? Oh snap I remember that book as a kid!

[EriksWanderingChild]

D'awww, his hands are shaking...that must have been horribly awkward.

[Tasekcrwser]

@pianoxkeys34 who said it was drawn by a hank?

[Dinosaur3398]

titles are misleading

[Dinosaur3398]

wow i thought John had a 15 year old girlfriend NOW...

[K8LEN]

she calls you john green? not just john?

[haybale16]

I love that you love it when the coffee's done. And the fact that you said it in the first place. <3 Wheezy would be proud.

[Lovetofave]

looool his hand was shaking hand so bad when he called his ex lesbian girlfriend xD

[beetsrdelicious]

That pony - it is fabulous. I want.

[jcathomas]

Well John's hand seemed pretty shaky during that phone call!

[styleofhabit]

"well she seemed devastated.."

[LyssieTheRamenQueen]

Lol, that was awkward to even WATCH. XDD

[zenetic08]

Oh wow it's John Green. The first book I read by you was Looking for Alaska for my Pre-Ap English 1 class, like 2 years ago, and the reason I read it was because my last name is Greene lol. I love your novels, so come up with another book for me to read.

[WeAreSheepFilms]

that awkward moment at 1:24 when you break up with a lesbian and you hear your son crying in the background...

[MrRydude17]

Well, I may as well help you out with that.

Hi.

[MrRydude17]

i wish a had a girlfriend.

[artyfarty1996]

@MrRydude17 Hi. My friend told me that I had to reply to the first comment I saw on the last video I'd watched and try to start a conversation. That's you, by the way, if you hadn't guessed. So, hi.

DFTBA. x

[XpoopeyXRAWRX]

@artyfarty1996

I am a bored random nerdfighter who saw your comment and is now replying for no real reason at all.

Random NerdfightersFTW.

[artyfarty1996]

@XpoopeyXRAWRX Awesome. I am also a bored and random Nerdfighter. :)

[XpoopeyXRAWRX]

@artyfarty1996

:D

[MuseLikeCrack]

John's hands are shaking during that call to Fran. Just a statement.

[hardcorehunter1]

John you failed to mention WHAT this Romanian word for virgout is. please fix that.

DFTBA

[GumiYummi]

Wheezywaiter reference!!! -3

[carphi100]

I agree romantic relationships are not the only important relationships you can have, they in good ones depending on the degree of the relationship either dating to married to- can be very close and lasting- Likewise having a good relationship with your parents can be close and lasting too- I fit into that catagory, as well as with my siblings. It all depends I guess how much that person means to you personally.

[ReKrisB]

That was a great phone call.

And I think that 15-year-old Hank, if ever he watched this video, WOULD be fixated on the My Little Pony in the background, but sad that John stole it from him X3

[musicluv922]

@oh9ah6 John is the one in this video and hank is his brother

[8JoeKill]

wait for video to completely buffer then play it and press 1,3,9

[katiedominates]

I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE IS DONE!!!

[TheShayneproductions]

step 1: pause the vid

step 2: press 7

step 3: laugh

[oh9ah6]

Wait, who's Hank and who'sJohn?

[collinpetre1998]

@oh9ah6 go away

[knulfine]

my boyfriend says there is no romanian word for people who are not a virgin. He is romanian. So what word did you mean?

[shewhotalksalot]

wheezy waiter.....

[Vw3216]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"It's partly due to the fact that you are not attracted to people of my gender."