2 Guys 1 Boat (Halo 3 Machinima)

[DracoonTheDarksigner]

2 girls 1 cup.

[gokuss40s]

Ya get high ya die.

[dabears1326]

There in the middle of the ocean but there are random structures in the backround? lol

[Insiqunia]

Kinda reminds me of lammas with hats.

[RastaKidd101]

Wait they have freackin assault rifles... wouldn't that be much more better? ;)

[SuperControllers1]

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[botbruiser]

That's 10,000 miles away you stupid fuck!

lol thats freakin' hilarious

[holtonfoshizzle]

damn i miss when everyone played halo 3. i remember staying up till 2 in the morning playing custom games on sandbox with my friends

[XLuckNoSkillX]

*clicks video* video : *annotation* Finish him !!! Me: WHO FINISH WHOOO !?!?!?!? *throws laptop* [HULK VOICE] FIINNIISSHH WWWHHHOOOOOO ????

[Misacura]

it's funny... at 1:45 they act like they are out in the middle nowhere but you you can see a battle ship

[Galenbarz]

@Misacura Yah...

[THEREAPER926]

Trolololololol

[DaEmonX555]

They snuck marajawana on a boat.. I snuck some gummy worms... I'm much more high then them

[spartain1083]

Ssssssssssssss.......what was that!? Nothing....

[themainstreamstereo]

My mom told me never to stroke my dingy.

[BungieIs7heBest]

oh hey look! ...theres alot of land behind you

[pichu1276]

that guys has smoked his brain to death and is a moron

[117EPICNESS]

WHY NOT DROWN THEN EAT



[Dragonking5th]

random land in the background =P

[DemonPazuzu666]

Better than the stuff we have today.

[superjoe216]

Moral of the story smoking weed gets you a free boat ride :D

[Madmansify]

What happened did the boat pop

[xR1P3xSpuds]

Im On A Boat.

[lilhozz1998]

dont stroke my dingy

[MrTopTheo]

Actual moral of the story is don't smoke your friends weed

[KingMinos9]

@ThePhantomX24 because EVERY major stoner knows that sea water is VERY flamable!

[halofan38]

LOL!

[ThePhantomX24]

Why Did he Pull the Fire Alarm when he THOUGHT the boat was sinkin

[3PIC1138]

@PowerRuffBoy that will never get old XD

[PowerRuffBoy]

THATS 10,000 MILES AWAY YOU STUPID FUCK!

[AgentxRaptor]

watch alien dope it has a scene of this

[HaloSolutions]

4:06 pelican top left corner



[HaloSolutions]

YOU STUPID FUCK! lol i love this part



[Officeworkerbob]

2:56 UFO in upper left hand cornee

[maidenreligion12]

THAT'S 10,000 MILES AWAY YOU STUPID FUCK!

I-I'm still not following you here...

[albinomonkey27]

theres an oil rig with a ladder in the background

[ncrider2000]

there is a safe place in the back. looks like an oil rig

[Kasrkinbeta]

this reminds me of arby n the chief

[TheHolyCracker]

...not really funny atall :(

[Turtlewack]

Moral of the story: Don't smoke weed.

[lildarkkid11]

@Turtlewack fuck you

[bzennis2354]

@Turtlewack no smoke weed its good

[Azf12]

@bzennis2354 You're stupid then

[wilset16]

@Turtlewack bad moral then.

[Antifreeze3333]

their voices are gay

[MaxitiamXX]

Lol

[Randomeiser100]

what do ya do with a drunken spartan?

[greysonthespartan]

you the one who made me ge on this dingy :3

[awsome29041]

at 3:43 y is there land

[hoddieboy601]

@awsome29041 thats part of the boat

[MRKLAYTHOMPSON]

@takeDatProductions how about you do some reaserch dumbass. Go onto the Bungie . net forums and ask who owns Halo. Why do you think they had bungoe day, because it was the last day they owned halo. Shut up and do some reaserch

[xXWHO111Xx]

church and caboose

[MRKLAYTHOMPSON]

@BabyInReno bungie doesnt own halo anymore. 343Industries do. Halo 3 isnt going anywhere anyways until halo 4 comes out

[TakeDatProductions]

@MRKLAYTHOMPSON Why in the fuck wouldnt Bungie own halo? I have no idea where you got that from, but Im pretty sure its not true...

[MrBobthecorncob]

@TakeDatProductions bungie does not own any rights to halo cuz they gave it a way thats why their is alpha zombies know

[FullBloodZombeh]

thumbs up if u saw the pelican in the background

[IsraeliSoviet]

@ForgeMiracle WHAT. THE FUCK. WHY.

[tylerjamalmoss]

1224 people thought it was a UFO

[ovidiojesus123]

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[bjjinx14]

the top comments are NOT the same!!!!!!!!

[FinaleSoul1]

the pacific ocean is near in the philippines i think :)

[gam3warri0rX]

....The life of a spartan....

[ShawnGimnesRS]

YES! top comments are same st00f... dont fuck this up... dont fuck this... DAMNIT!

[theBKrandom]

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[damatrix12]

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[metav3rvse]

the voices in these animations are awful.

[iMoD190]

@metav3rvse well they don't pay for proffesionals. the creators and their friends voice over for their own machinimas.

[91MINNIEMOUSE]

did anyone see the island in the back at 3:11

[PSPPengy]

@91MINNIEMOUSE You don't play games that include background scenery much, do you?

[shands99]

shooting our flares at seagulls is not trying favorite part

[josemex576]

Lmfao

[AJBWARRIOR01]

PRESS F13

>>>

LIKE if you looked for F13

[timedragon1]

Does anyone else notice the assault rifles have the word bungie on them?

[megashadowish]

jajajajajaja cruise ships, pelicans and they still dont notcie em!!! LOLWUT!!!!

[bart9297]

thats 10,000 miles away u dumb fuck. My mother told me never to stroke my dingy

[ThePureStealth]

this video is fucking it made me cum my pants

[dopest308]

haha fucking funny shit it made my day so far

[blazeflix]

I haz the same emblem or had.........i play rech now

[Failtacular100]

THATS TEN THOUSAND MILES AWAY YOU STUPID FUCK!

[matt107717]

at :42 u see the cruise ship LOL

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[mylordpenguin]

@3thc00l lol fag

[rarimagiraffe]

4:10 anybody see the pelican?

[dirtcammando]

Whats A Baday?

[quinnpowner]

this is what he would say: there better not be an actull fucking hole in the dingy! rofl

[CSMmichael]

thumbs up if you think that the high red guy was in the bathroom taking a shower then turned the water on then he pulled the fire alarm XD

[CSMmichael]

Thumbs up if you noticed the aircraft carrior in the background with pelicans

[JoJoJordan8]

This is the most stupidest fuckin video ever, i mean really two fuckin dumbasses in the middle of noware talkin shit. I mean really people. Congradulations to all the dumbasses who foud out bout this and accually watched it. GUdd Job Christopher

[kingck101]

i met the voice of the blue guy!

[MrKyuubi321]

@ukrainiankid71 i did i saw a wing this easier than givinga thumbs up

[UkrainianKid71]

thumbs up if you saw something at 3:22

[Jazzyandmayra]

XD

[deadshadow241]

you stupid fuck lol i like that party + your a fucking moron

[159caboose]

Haha. Amateur Red vs blue. 

[wladd23]

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

This has horrible headbob-speach syncronization...red vs blue NAILED that.

[extremlybrickbuilder]

shut up your stupid fuck

[chiefster11]

so there in the middle of the ocean by hawaii in the ocean where there are fish and them have spartan armor on, and theres a ship in the background they can paddle the boat to. I think they both are jacked the **** up and stupid as ****

[ECHO7AIRSOFT]

1,213 people thought this was something completely different...

[TheTackleBerry77]

lol funny azz video

[217evan]

anyone notice the giant aircraft carrier during the video?

[jett473]

@217evan yep thats so sad they didnt see it.

[DrJJE1994]

Y am i so late for watchin this stupid video?...

[rickster475]

i didnt find this funny....

[MegaSuperHippie]

My mother told me to never stroke my dingy...

[legomonster249]

@MegaSuperHippie O_0

[Koeiengif13]

I would kill the red guy T_T

[powxpurplexx]

press 2

DINGY

[GangstaMercer]

@HardHitter058: AND YOU WERE ONE OF THEM!

[yabazabadda]

My mother told me NEVER to stroke my dingy...

[haloissoooocool]

my mom told me NOT to stroke my dingy (:LMFAO:)

[MegaFalloutlover]

i almost shat myself when i saw this! :)



[joshnshan02]

haa!!

[joeyjoe55555]

a wast of life

[djoecav]

This isnt gay porn....



[weasle737]

My mom told me never to stroke my dinghy lol

[tinyninja570]

theres trees in the background...

[Ninja56821]

That's 10,000 mile away you STUPID FUCK!!!

[MrAdrianthegreat]

2girls 1 cup

[Indestrutiblex]

That red is stupid as Shit

[manny9567]

@Indestrutiblex hes high as fuck is everyone that watches this vid like 9 years old they are both pot heads but the blue guy is smart and didn't wana smoke it all but the red smoked all of it and was high for 2 days so the red guy was totaly stoned and the reason why he is still stupid even when sober means hes either a complete moron or that he managed to burn out so many brain cell he still cant think straight

[cosmicelite94]

he poped a hole in the boat didnt he

[Mrmetalguitar12]

i'm starting to think he is pissed off

[MrYoyojuan]

Is this a 2 Girls 1 Cup spin-off?

[Ninja56821]

Jeff is a fucking stupid ass

[Muttant444]

I dont give a fuck about Mortal Kombat

[CSIMfreak]

use the gun!!!

[facebookidiot]

euphoria WTF???

[sackrolled2311]

like if u saw the carrier

[immamakeuLOL]

Red: "My mother told me never to stroke my dingy"

Blue: "thats not what she was talkin bout"

Red: "oh, that confused me alot as a kid"

LMFAO

[19981009]

@immamakeuLOL dan = blue

red = jeff

[Blake0270]

lol stroke my dinghy XD

[Blake0270]

lol..

[joshi5507]

how can dan tell which ocean there on?? they don't even have the proper equipment?!?!?!

[rap4lifeman]

@joshi5507 well they couldnt have traveled far, and they must have known where the cruise boat was

[joshi5507]

@rap4lifeman good point

[sandertheunforgiven]

I am just wandring dont they see the boat behind them?

[TheGoodAssassin]

if there's 1 thing they don't teach spartans how to do...it's to swim.

[daniellfrom777]

WHAT WAS THAT???? ehhhhhhhh nothing? jajaajajajja

[HHankerchief]

fuck you poptarted add

[RAEGANANDCOREY]

cool shit

[bieberhater99]

i thought this was gonna be like 2 girls 1 cup

[XD34THxD3MONX]

@bieberhater99

i thot the same...

[funnyfatality1]

@bieberhater99 me too



[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

@bieberhater99

wow. sicko

[bieberhater99]

@FreelancerSamJCaboos for making an asumption based on a title thats similar to another?

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

@bieberhater99

no, for WATCHING something you assumed was like two girls and one cup.

[bieberhater99]

@FreelancerSamJCaboos ive never even seen 2 girls 1 cup and it said machinama so i thought it would be funny now are you done judging people?

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

@bieberhater99

??? i was only stating what was obvious by your own comments: that you thought this was gonna be like two girls one cup, and WATCHED it.

[GemiStr]

@bieberhater99 I voted for you, cause of the lol comment, and your youtube name.

[MrPiepooper]

@bieberhater99 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww still messed up

[terrelllol]

@bieberhater99 your a jackass

[staffit15]

@bieberhater99 same here

[robi3366]

@bieberhater99 so you thought number 2 was gonna shit in the boat and they'l both starrt licking it ? rofl

[HireoTech3Pilot]

*Pssssssh*

"What was that?!"

"Uh.. Nothing."

[Thunderwolf456]

lol DO you even know were we are?

In the ocean.

NO SHIT

[EZL80]

Thankfully, there's isn't a video titled "3 guy's 1 grav hammer"

[DarknessOfTime1]

is it me or is the blue sparttan mad :/

[yarddawg316]

Red Spartan:were in the middle of the bermuda triangle

Blue Spartan:THATS 10.000 MILES AWAY U STUPID FUCK

[idunnoMYnam3]

press 4 he sound like taking a sh*t

[IVIachineHeadRocks]

"Where are in the middle of the ocean!" as you can clearly see a ladder to the dock a little bit before that

[Genkuzaki]

Red Spartan:Don't Do That!

Light Blue Spartan: Why Not!

Red Spartan: My Mom Told Me To Never Stroke My Dingy.

Light Blue Spartan: This Isn't What She's Talking About.

[joshi5507]

how do you know in what ocean you're in if you don't have any equipment once so ever except a gun?!?!?!

[DoctorPurple69]

why would you shoot a flare at an airplane? lol

[DenverOrleansfever]

Funny shit

[VexusTheDestroyer]

lol but spartan armor is very electrical with its AI and other electronics they get shocked when they step in a large amount of water.....thats my guess.