UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR AT THE WORLD CUP - Mock The Week Series 9 Episode 3 - BBC Two

[bobabroon]

youtubes broken again.its showing dislikes that arent suppossed to be there

[dirkkut18FTW]

"TORRES SCORES!!!"

[skatekris]

I miss Frankie.

[Vantasy1000]

"You want carpets"

[FOOTYMTW]

Heres one "and John terry lifts the world cup aloft!"

[AntilopeVS]

HESKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YY

[pretenditsagoodworld]

the last time i saw african kids so exited madonna was at their school with a net.. i thought that was quit funny

[bofhead92]

wow irish still goin on about that ''accidental' handball

[TheSLIFER09]

OMG ive got the rob green virus on my computor now i cant say anything

[JakeMDavey]

This show went to the fucking dogs when Frankie left

[MasterTurdSandwhich]

"Heskey Scores!"

[MrAdzerman]

2:08 Fuck you Henry!!

[Penniwhistle]

@KaiGamer Cos it's happened.

[1991IrishRover]

Who is that incredibly annoying "comedian" with the short hair?

[DrWhoFreak100]

@1991IrishRover you

[InvadorKim]

Immediately, i assumed someone would say, "And everyone loves the vuvuzelas."

[AndreaTaroppio]

I don't understand Russell joke at 1:12. Thanks for your help.

[AlexLong1000]

@AndreaTaroppio Listen to Adebayor speak. He has an....interesting voice.

Seriously, trying to understand that guy is about as hard as making England win the world cup.

[AndreaTaroppio]

@AlexLong1000 Grazie,thanks.

[reecester2k8]

@AndreaTaroppio the joke is nobody can understand adeboyor when he speaks

[stpw006]

HESKEY SCORES!!!

[Jfieldsend94]

'You want carpets, Crazy Diego got carpets' lol

[JacknifedTendencies]

What did Chris Addison say at the end lol? And what does it mean..?!

[Finnsaane]

I can watch these videos for hours and it never gets boring

[MrStallionHAN]

0:21 the best

[MsIreland98]

"Well it's a shame Ireland couldn't be here but then Thierry Henry is a filty cheating lying bitch"

LOL

[CallMeDak]

HESKEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[Hadesrising96]

And the croud starts chanting "hoohoohoohoo"..........oh no wait, it's Wayne rooneys family.

[xXxAyRtOn97xXxErExXx]

Heskey nearly scored but then he took a arrow to the knee

[TheMattBattersby]

2:16 ... looks as if Russell is an Henry fan!

[AndrewTraceur]

@TheMattBattersby I'm guessing he's a gooner since he made the crack about Adebayor.

[kiekiekieran]

Heskey's gonna' rape you

[Jenstar51318]

Why is Ed Byrne allowed on this show when he is never funny? Ever.

[MrNusecus]

@Jenstar51318 must be my fault cause i laugh at 90% of his material...but that bald cunt...no i don't get him at all....

[TheNextCasillas]

I watched this on dave, man I posed myself

[BINSROCK]

HEY! HESKEY IS BEAST

[ronfan69]

haha at the whiney irish sore loser. typical

[JrPotatoHead1209]

Heskey scores! :D :D :D

[mistie710]

Who is Annette?

[teambringit95]

@mistie710 he didnt say annette, he said a net

[mistie710]

@teambringit95 I know. Keep your head down! :)

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

Why didn't they do a low voice like golf?

[matrixshizhizle]

at the end they started going off topic.

[kaygeem9]

'heskey scores' hahahahahaha

[willvidsalot6382]

Thumbs up if you got here from KSIOlajidebt...

[TheNathanNS]

L O L O L O L OL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL­LL

[PS3asasamPS3]

made my day 'Heskey scores'!!!

[lilchrisfan234]

i would have said and England have won!

[123SeaniB]

DOLMIO TONIGHT!!!

[FOOTYMTW]

HESKEY SCORES LMFAO

[KitsuneProject]

"The Reason We Lost Is Because A Cirtain Player Got Blind Bashing One Out"

[KitsuneProject]

Howabout this...

*YODA VOICE*: "England... Lost, They Have, They Were Taken Over By The Darkside"

[KitsuneProject]

"COME ON ENGLAND! wait a tea bag lasts longer in a cup"

[scottwlfc]

@KitsuneProject iv never understood that, even if a team lasts one game, thats 90 mins, iv never left a tea bag in a cup for that long...

[KitsuneProject]

@scottwlfc XD

ref! i'm due a knee replacement.

[Chrisonmale]

Was waiting for: And, so Finland wins the World Cup (for fifth time in a row)

[Ma6ku6ta6]

carpet... what? xD

[KaiGamer]

ok, why did nobody go "AND ENGLAND HAVE WON THE WORLD CUP!" come on..

[Julianm1993]

@KaiGamer i was waiting for someone to say that

[MrHenryshmenry]

@KaiGamer Because its really obvious and not witty at all!

[KaiGamer]

@MrHenryshmenry they did "HESKEY SCORES"...

[Ariel202113]

@KaiGamer Uh..... imagine the response from the crowd....

[serrie85]

@KaiGamer Cause they did win it one time in 1966.

[KaiGamer]

@serrie85 yeah, and heskey has scored before.

[serrie85]

@KaiGamer Ow now my world collapse. I thought he couldn´t score.

[CallumTabreham]

@KaiGamer Because it's an obvious and relatively unfunny joke.

[ianwilson2007]

@KaiGamer because it says unlikely things to hear at the world cup and that has been said before when we won it.

[browntrout2k7]

@KaiGamer because england have won the world cup perhaps!!!

[KaiGamer]

@browntrout2k7 and heskey scored 7 goals

[ThePirateDave17]

@browntrout2k7 But were absolutely massacred last year...? 1966 was a rather long time ago...

[CinematicallyUnhappy]

@KaiGamer because that's way too obvious.

[AceBobcat]

@KaiGamer I'd like to see why no one said "AMERICA'S DONE IT! AMERICA'S WON THE WORLD CUP!"

[MayYFS]

@KaiGamer i expected to hear it too XD

[UltimatexFX]

@KaiGamer It's unlikely things to hear at the world cup not impossible!

[ThisNameWasntUs3d]

@KaiGamer What about Ireland? that'd be funnier (I'm Irish)

[SuperHardstyleJunkie]

Heinry you cheating lying BITCH

[bloodyspider8]

@suppernoddypo2k7

The fact that you speak english as a first language doesn't mean you speak it perfectly.

You keep saying "Your" instead of "you're" (or "you are") and "to" instead of "too".

And it's not "sacré bleu" but "sacrebleu" you little smart arse...

Anyway next time you try to argue with someone make it at least interesting...

Sad little cunts still crying a football game

[GriddledSardines]

@bloodyspider8 @suppernoddypo2k7 stop being so immature and stop arguing

[MrHenryshmenry]

@GriddledSardines GAY BOY

[GriddledSardines]

@MrHenryshmenry stop being a homaphobic twat. I'm not gay, but using it in a derogatory fashion is just pathetic

[TalentedToast]

@GriddledSardines your being imatour 2.

[GriddledSardines]

@TalentedToast how exactly?

[TalentedToast]

@GriddledSardines coz u r talkin down 2 people n r probs not dat good urself so shut up.

[CriticTVStar]

@TalentedToast Sorry to interupt your argument but it is spelt immature :)

[RawStreams]

Frank Lampard pulled all the strings in midfield with his sublime creativity.

[bloodyspider8]

@sourskull666

And you idiots just should stick to GAA because you're shite at football seriously

[suppernoddypo2k7]

@bloodyspider8 And you could only beat us by cheating and you teams hardly French, all your good players are either Arab or black. It should be called the North African European football team. You must be eligible to play in the African Cup of Nations.

[bloodyspider8]

@suppernoddypo2k7

The French national football is mostly composed of players who were born in France, who were raised there and who learnt how to play football there. And yes some of them are of black or arab ethnicity, and where is the problem you racist prick ?

Ireland just pick some player born in england, who can't make it to the English team, invent him some irish ancestry and gives him Irish citizenship so he can play for Ireland. LOL

[suppernoddypo2k7]

@bloodyspider8 I smell a hypocrite. And onions.

[bloodyspider8]

@suppernoddypo2k7

You must have your nose way too close from your mouth then.

[bloodyspider8]

Ireland didn't make it to the world cup, get over it.

You tend to forget that Ireland cheated against Georgia and we're not hearing Georgia whining about it like you idiots (still) do

[JohnnyLipshock]

Test

[skiIler]

Ive got one: Yes frank I heard you the first time.

[0946218123]

and england score and its 2 to england and 2 to germany but where not gonna allow it even though it was over THE FUCKING LINE

[KieRanRanaRan]

@0946218123 Get over it.  Jesus Christ.

[ellenmelon771]

lmao I love that irish bloke, he's one of my favourites XD xXx

[weatherallc05]

well what were ireland gonna contribute?

[Cmcg1692]

@weatherallc05 better than everything france did in the world cup anyways!!!

[weatherallc05]

@Cmcg1692 i have no fucking idea, maybe france would have had a chance if they didnt self implode like holland always used to

[serrie85]

@weatherallc05 They have great supporters to watch. And to be honest they couldn't done worse then France that world cup anyway.

[tclol1]

I would of said, and england have just won on penalties against germany -.-

[KYURooku]

@MrDeano324 You sound like a wanker. It's not right to handball, and cost Ireland's place at the World Cup. Stop acting like you know everything, because I can assure you, that you do not. By the way, I'm not saying I know everything either.

[zanist123]

hugh dennis is so jokes!

[8JFTW]

@MrJuggerNutter *fantastically, you fucking donkey.

[BabityRabity]

Dolmio tonight! :D

[deconso1]

AND now Ashley Cole dribbles towards the goal hes choosing which direction, AND hes taken her up the bum, the opposing Cheryl Cole is devastated

[joenateprince]

0:58 the jizz face of the guy with the red shirt

[ADwarfIsMe4EVA]

Russell looks well miffed when he says about Theirry Henry! Why?? -3 xx

[MrDeano324]

@ADwarfIsMe4EVA

Most probably because he knows that Ireland cheated in the game before France against the Faroe Islands and got a penalty that never was, therefore the joke is not really a joke as it is hypcritical. Or he is either an Arsenal, Barcelona, Marsellies or NY red bulls fan. Or maybe just a football fan in general, because all true football fans know Henry as a footballing legend that has won every major trophy at club and international level, and has also done so much for the game.

[victim160]

@MrDeano324 Lol, so handballing and then being an arrogant dick about it is good?! CALL FIFA NOW!

[MrDeano324]

@victim160

Actually he apoligised and pleaded against the goal to the ref. Did you even watch the game?. I dont call that arrogance. And if you are a true football fan, you would apreciate that Henry is one of the greatest players to ever play the game. I am English, but I dont rant on about maradona putting us out of the world cup through a handball. I instead see maradona as a legend of the game and a trully fantastic player. You know nothing of football...

[angrygamer1]

heres one for ya: and yess England have a manager who is actualy from ENGLAND!

[xINoLeGzIx]

@angrygamer1 shit one :/

[B34RxDeMoNzZz]

My own England have won the world cup!

[rosssvgillies]

Heskey Scores!!!!!!!

[MrCoolios15]

That's right Emmanuel Adebayor I understand exactly what you just said. XD

[scottlikesb00bs]

YES! Fuck James Corden!

[Cmcg1692]

wats with russells grunting face after ur man mentioned ireland??

[arbeitsscheuer]

@Cmcg1692 Well spotted, looks like for some reason Russell didn't approve of that one...

[SirrSnowman]

but on de plus side its Dolmio tonight :D

[samjharries]

0:17



[jerrepk]

what's the name of the last guy?

[joelmallen26]

@jerrepk That's Chris Addison.

[jerrepk]

@joelmallen26 thanks

[Deepsmeg]

How can the shortguy at the back see overthe man in front?

He'll have to use a Sepp Blatter!

[themcdonaldsman1]

Heskey Scores ;)

[wriggler11]

what a shame ireland couldn't be here, but then thiery henry is a filthy, cheating, lieing bitch.

[laserman422]

HESKEY SCOREZ!

[rawisy2jy2j]

@laserman422 HESKEY ACTUALLY SCORES TODAY!

[MrJuggernutter]

@laserman422 HEY PEOPLE, don't waste your time watching the fucking video, just read the top comments!!! :p

[Jontotherescue96]

Tell you what, that Nelson mandela's a bit of a dick! LMAO RUSS

[xELITEx12345]

@killerben007 your a fruit

[Kinesys11]

They should have said "And England makes it to the next round on penalties!"

[AmbientMaster]

Who else thinks Micky Flanagan looks like Carlos Tevez?

[SNIPEZzFlaWleZz]

@AmbientMaster

No-one.

[AmbientMaster]

@SNIPEZzFlaWleZz

Evidently not :P

[killerben007]

@superrandomfbhead hes a fruit

[berownesgirl]

HESKEY SCORES LMFAO

[superrandomfbhead]

I now think the Irish guy is funny ;)

[Klidkela]

HESKEY SCORES!

[chelseafcrocks82]

Peter Crouch's parents watched this video.

[RedHotBen]

@chelseafcrocks82 all 8 of them, right?

[chelseafcrocks82]

@RedHotBen I love what you did there =D

[RedHotBen]

@chelseafcrocks82 nice to see some people don't overreact to jokes :D

[chelseafcrocks82]

@RedHotBen Well, they ARE jokes after all. =D

[Kkardemumma]

Thierry Henry Loyal.

[sebisam]

What the hell did that last one have anything to do with the WC?

[TheSmithersy]

@sebisam: It was earlier in the programme where they said that Diego Maradona looked like a carpet salesman

[zimbos88]

HESKEY SCORES!!!!

[Iceglisten]

Hetalia fans find this 20 x more entertaining

[TheIRiShCaSaNoVa]

"THAT NELSON MANDELA IS A DICK"

had to be the pun tht made me laugh most of this segment

[XylonYuuka]

What did Chris say at the end??

[corbey08]

@XylonYuuka "You want carpets? Crazy Diego has carpets!" they were talking earlier in the show about hoe Diego Maradona looks like a crazy carpet salesman

[blarger9]

RUSSEL HOWARD IS AMAZING!!!

[ryano048]

@2:17 Russel didn't like ed's joke anyways!

[hyojoosong]

Heskey was the one dislike

[TheLukeyboy999]

Last time i saw african kids this excited madonna was at there school with a net! LOL

[ICantBeFaged]

what a shame ireland couldnt be here . but then tiare onre ( dont know how to spell it ) is a filthy cheating lying bitch loool 

[TheSmithersy]

@ICantBeFaged: It's spelt Theirry Henry.

[ICantBeFaged]

@TheSmithersy Thanks 

[dazzlabrfc]

@TheSmithersy no it aint

[TheSmithersy]

@dazzlabrfc: Yes it is. I think i'd know, I am a Gooner.

[liamhayden1]

that guy who sais scotland through to last 16 looks so much like efrain juarez

[ICantBeFaged]

@liamhayden1 what Micky Flanegan ? i think hes soo funny

[liamhayden1]

@ICantBeFaged hes not funny. he made 1 joke and just took the piss out of scotland.

ok scotland are pretty shit but its not like weve never been in the world cup

[ICantBeFaged]

@liamhayden1 well i think hes funny just look at his stand up