Lion King Toy Fail

[faerrrrr1222]

It's AWWWRIGHT.

[PVFC2912]

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[MultiTino83]

thats disney for ya

[Outrageous250]

wait isnt he like playing with.... oooooh,

immidient butt sex...

[ObjectableApparatus]

skeet skeet skeet

[ChocolateAsian9000]

It's lonely at the top. Oh wait...

[soonicthehedgehog]

I always knew there was something weird about that monkey.....

[Joel354vanfanel]

Baby fuck.

[TheHaristia]

Bad Monkey! Bad Monkey!

[Adapder17]

pedo monkey!

[snakefuss]

ouh if mufasa would see this...

[amigos12032011]

hahahhahaha dobre

[420mags]

woah simba waht have you been doing!!!!

[funtimez1212]

It's the CIRCLE of life!!! XD

[T16Akatsuki]

I call this a giant win

[firegarden90]

ROTFL



[StickyKitchenNug]

now that's the circle of life

[RANDOMYURI123]

wow.... it dose not not supprice me that disney whould make that toy.

[mikecords]

the bunghole of life

[lucazzonazzonazzo]

It's a circl - It's a circl - It's a circl - It's a circl

[mrmeaplayer]

no noises not funnie

[xAnnabellafulx]

Yup, the circle of life is really fucked up now.

[xboxman360ify]

it the circle of LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFEEEEEE­E

[JS6875]

the king... has returned

[kevaimar]

O M G SEX WITH A KID!

[Joel354vanfanel]

Babby fuck.

[glidershower]

. . . 

[RMD00]

Simba has just been Sandusky'd!

Too soon?

[explodingkittenz]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL

[lulzATyou2]

I found his easy to masturbate to

[MattRaisor]

That's just you making it preverted dipshit.

[endo755]

jjajajaa

[PetersonAlexandre]

chumba, chumba, chumba...

[1CarelessLover]

ROFL! So that is how they are teaching children "the circle of life" these days!

[Sonicfreak101ify]

O_O

[SvenOkonomi]

In soviet afrika, monkey spanks YOU.

[ADM1253]

@SvenOkonomi "soviet afrika" ??

[SvenOkonomi]

@ADM1253 Thats right, I said it. :D

[ADM1253]

@SvenOkonomi are you some how getting confused between Africa and Soviet Russia

[SvenOkonomi]

@ADM1253 Nope, all imagination. :'P I can make stuff up if I want to.

[LawesomeProductions]

oh... thats.... yummy LOL

[journeyquest1]

If it was from the Disney perverts it was planned.

[Happyphanta]

So that's why it's called the circle of life, thumb up if you are agreed.

[MrAstonaj]

toys these days

[aaronjoeseph]

lmao!

[r0ckoman]

disney

[BiggestFanOfCynder]

Lol, i remember having rafiki toy when i was little

[montoyag76]

Ah , the circle of life !

[1kittiesgonewild1]

PERVERT !

[karliebell1]

wowww

[8isgreat99]

Oh man it jerry sandusky

[Alexis12456]

Ewwwwww ~!!!!!!! But Funnnyhyy !!!!

[negisechan]

WTF!? lol

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

penn state, lol

[scienceguy2406]

Omg hahahahahaha! McDonalds peeps are a bunch of sick fucks lol!

[ThePowerPellets]

Jerry Sandusky?

[Trisbreya]

That's just wrong O_o

[AznTaggerXD]

wtf o.o

[MrBoo88]

Being the king hurts sometimes.

[martinayiteyisgod]

@MrBoo88 yes specially ¬.¬ the first time

[Clearie552]

it's alright.

[superclaydude]

Cracked. Bang.

[skatesouth515]

he flet the love to night lol



[TheOfficialAlucard]

When i was kid i got a anakin skywalker figure that used the sword that way, when i hit puberty i replaced the sword with my sisters polly pockets.

[RoflZ4]

xD

[ackid360]

cracked

[Froobat]

hahaha. Man you people need to lighten the fuck up.

[89angelfox]

he was humping it!!!! D:

[FluffCorporation]

THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE! :D

[PietWiet12]

i came

[TheLordDialga]

How did I get from Naruto, to subliminal messages in kids shows, to government money, back to subliminal messages, to inappropriate kids toys?

[Marinermandrone]

@TheLordDialga same way i had sex with your mom, and through her to your father so by transitive property I had sex with your 5th cousin 8 times unremoved

[TheLordDialga]

@Marinermandrone Comments like this, makes me hate America even more.

[Frostleafthekitty]

@TheLordDialga I was watching pokemon videos then i got to cussing kid toys then this XD

[Joel354vanfanel]

@TheLordDialga Trough subliminal messages in innapropiate toys you had when you were child, of course.

[TheLordDialga]

@Joel354vanfanel I never watched Lion King. I did like twice, then I got I sick of it. And the only time subliminal messages are funny, is Spongebob.

[Joel354vanfanel]

@TheLordDialga Someone here clearly does not understand a joke when it bites him in the balls.

[TheLordDialga]

@Joel354vanfanel Well, next time just put jk. :)

[Emmaa161]

You Scank!

[MsSkattemus]

eeehm pedo monkey?

[StavisClay]

PEDO BEAR DETECTED!

[Billehlolkitteh]

Wat.

[kroozer101]

33 people haven't been raped in their sleep by a monkey.

[Basara549]

Also note that the same baboon character's staff on its kids meal toy (was it McD or BK?) looked like it had a penis and balls on top of it, instead of having gourds tied to it, because the plastic was all one color for the staff.

[WomPinAtion]

Hgshjghftk

[dany735]

Is it weird that this gave me a boner?

[anonymoose35]

I dont get it is the cub choking on a peanut or something?

[nejnej00]

I dont see whats wrong with this toy, seems like a perfect gift for a little child.

[RafealxPhoenix]

@nejnej00 Really. You see nothing SEXUAL about this?

[nejnej00]

@RafealxPhoenix Read my comment again with some sarcasm.

[RafealxPhoenix]

@nejnej00 Better make your sarcasm clear next time.

[nejnej00]

@RafealxPhoenix It is clear, You're the only one that had problem understanding it.

[matHARDY666]

MEGA ROFL

[DevonAlexanderHess]

Let me turn off embedding because I'm a fucking idiot.

[Lucho98capo]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAA­......not funny

[PalerLaze]

Asante sana squash banana up his ass

[MacJaxonManOfAction]

I just can't wait to fuck the King

[Puglover122]

@MacJaxonManOfAction I almost peed myself when I read that!

[Crazy4naruto1]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheTubePortal]

@40390576 I wasn't criticizing, I was being facetious. It was intended as humor. Not sure what my video posting has to do with it though, but thanks for sharing your thoughts.

[cicadasXangelus]

HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS RELATED TO A FAT LADY SITTING ON THE TOILET?

[superclaydude]

@cicadasXangelus Sittin On Tha Toilet!

[Brandondawg93]

What's the name of this song???

[2345Pikachu]

LOL!



[kingmcbrian]

. . . .ROFL!

[Fredfredbug4]

Are we going to see this in the 3D release?

[Shadechidna]

Poor Simba LOL

[declandude10]

This is what happens when you hire a furfag to make McDonald's toys..

[MrTrollkisser]

Josef Fritzel likes this.

[PSPCFWHAX]

ajjajajajajaja



[Izayoiaki24]

It's awwwwright.

[DKC1011]

That'll do internet. That'll do.

[SpookzYouScary]

this is the kinda stuff that happened off stage while they were makin the movie lol

[Fl0wer0fSc0tland]

Hahahahahaha x

[MrMatiii91]

click click click XD

[Clee4000]

Ow now that ruined the movie LOL.

[RosariaDF]

Oh lord..

[ahguyloz]

This is how kids get boners

[Superfreaxx]

"You see, he lives in you."

[InsertDelicious]

thumbs up if Cracked.com sent you here

[DaJanee13]

thats how chuck norris does it xD

[Liking7]

Who else's childhood is ruined by this realization?

[ThatKidOnXbox]

crossbreeded king coming

[OoShuraoOcod2]

xD!!!

[Mekkipatsi]

Haha. I have this toy. xD

[kithylin]

turn embedding back on to get more views, unless your mother really did drop you when you were a child, in which case you wouldn't understand how the internets works.

[suckyskater21]

@kithylin did you ever stop to think that getting THUMBS UP IF CRACKED SENT YOU HERE LAWL in your inbox every five minutes might get annoying after a while

[dragon2014752]

MAD GAY RIGHT THERE!!!!!

[manox1337]

haha thats a win !

[Jackknife834]

Its AWWWWWWWWWWWWW-RIGHT!

[zacil1234]

XDDD

WTF

[ThatFuckingRabbit]

The circle of life has to begin somewhere.

[pichurulz1]

XDDDD

[GoogooEyedChihuahua]

Omg that's hilarious XD

[seba3761]

tommler opp om du kommer fra Nedsig

[Clawdragoons]

It's called a fleshlight, not a fleshlion.

[drewtab18]

Funny ass shit

[PleaseThumbsUp]

How AIDS was born >_<

[silverraven360]

hehe surprise butt secks

[montoyag76]

Lion fucker

[MrPivot50]

HaGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Q ME AGO CON LA SALIVAAAAA JJJJ

maldito pervertido asaltacunas xD qien es el rey aora?? XD

[ME2freak]

I laughed forever

[Nintend0knight213]

Molester!!!!!!!

[kingmula2]

Who thought that would be a good ideal

[zombiekiller401]

Don' remember that from the movie must be on the special edition

[chris210318]

fap,fap,fap,fap...



[Odieandgarfield]

RULE 34

[isnalf]

it's pedobears cousin

[sulas1990]

Dirtiest old fingernails on you!

[NovaXAdvent]

Poor Simba. Being sodomized so early in his life. D:

[D3thproof]

@0Angel0A

I did. Awesome site eh?



[gamemasterjd]

@0Angel0A

Maybe like everyone else that clicked the video from the article....

Except I didn't post about it just to get thumbs up.

[0Angel0A]

@gamemasterjd Your point is what...?

[0Zallman0]

@0Angel0A

No, I came from my mom's vagina.

[0Angel0A]

@0Zallman0 YOU CAME DIRECTLY FROM YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA TO THIS WEB PAGE?

[0Zallman0]

@0Angel0A

no

[BulbousAlsoTapered]

@0Zallman0 Hey, motherfucker, at least you could cuddle for a while before you go back to the computer!

[moonlitsilk]

oh god that is a retarded toy

[padilla23]

Fuck Disney World

[ttrssll5]

why turn off embedding? your video WAS linked on cracked

[DaleStrickland]

@ttrssll5

So that people will come to their video and see what else they might have I assume.

[elvenskwig]

@ttrssll5 That's why, the uploader probably wanted people to click the link so they would end up going to their channel.



[TheTubePortal]

@ttrssll5 Actually it still is, but for some reason this guy hasn't paid attention to your message. Perhaps he doesn't realize how amazingly awesome it is to have his video directly linked to on the Cracked website. Or maybe he's just dumb?

[AsianOverload1234]

hahahahahahha hippthrustingzzz pervs

[XMMxmmXM]

Pedobear in disguise!

[2FunnyVersionIV]

To whoever designed that toy.......GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[britishsas123]

the toy designer probably had this in mind

[AngeluaBernaaa240]

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[Omaru1982]

Is Hakuna Matata going to cover all those repressed childhood memories for simba?

[bh1581990]

baby simba has just been butt raped by rafiki .. my childhood memory of the lion king is ruined forever lol !

[SessKo]

Huh? I don't understand, seem perfectly innocent to me.

[KaschaKitty]

@SessKo seriously?!

[farisbiker96]

lol is that from mc donalds

[sikvenum82]

LOL Best time I've ever procrastinated.

[pwnrzero]

I just laughed my childhood away.

[TechUnadept]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa­aaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee-*

[CheshireDevine]

fucking nice ! :P literally

[r0ckaddict616]

Anyone else notice how the eyes are wide open.. and can only face down...

[Tekelt]

That makes me a saaaad panda... XD