That Damn Valentine's Day Special

[mixify1]

GOKU, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

[Yashi294]

SHIEEETT

[Snakebite2468]

6:36 I lol'd so hard. It sounds like he's talking to all of the others.

[Ratchet527]

There's so much cussing that I started to think that I was watching the abridged series xD

[LOLCOWMAN]

Dammit is overused :/

[SerenGetter]

@LOLCOWMAN

About as overused as "Darn" and "curse uoy" was in the old dub

[FinalFlasher9000]

6:36 Piccolo's message to the disliker.

[Brollyssweetface]

Honestly why overuse the same 3 words? I would have loved to hear the characters say fuck, ass, bitch, shit, ect. Oh well. :(

PS: Piccolo's shit the hell up line was epic!

[itw98]

Nicktoons had more guts than I thought.

[racer1191]

@itw98 thats the uncut vversion,this is not related to nickotoons whatsoever,kai is not like the kids verion of dbz,its just greter quality,and moar swears :D

[itw98]

@racer1191 Dude, I know it's not Nicktoons, but I watch Nicktoons and they have done things like that, they'll say 'Hell' or 'Bitch', I was makeing a joke that you'd find funny if you did watch it, they allow alot of shit that you can't get in most places on TV, but I agree they need step up and fix some shit. Last night, I was watching Kai on my DVR (I'm too lazy to go and buy the box sets, even the Z Box sets) and Vegeta actualy said, 'Damnit, Goku, you died just to escape me! Damn

[SerenGetter]

@itw98

Nicktoons only allowed cursing in the movies

But even then I agree, they had more guts than I thought

[itw98]

@SerenGetter For them to have more guts than I actualy thought, they'd have to show R rateable matereal, but I sware I heard Vegeta say 'Damnit, Goku, you died just to escape my power, you feared me so much that you got yourself to Hell, just to prolong it! DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!' on Nicktoons, and remember, they edit each episode before each airing, so he could've easyly cursed Goku out and it never be heard agin.

[mjangelvortex]

I hope to see a sequel to this video today. Even if you have to release them in many small videos thanks to Fookin TOY-EE Ani-May-Shin.

If not, I'm perfectly fine with watching this one a second time today.

[1goku569]

DAYUM!

[1goku569]

Goku: note to self: Do not go to hell. Good warning, Goku

[DaftVendetta]

4:23 SHEEET

[chris44994]

nicktoons rateing : ty Y7 no bad words need something better than this crap... funanimation : TY PG LV hell YA more better and understanding... thumbs UP if im right and you AGREE.....

[hearsenextgen]

ROFFL @ Cocky Green Antenna Having Bastard.

[Saturnstales]

Whoa...I dunno would someone of a "pure heart" swear?

[mjangelvortex]

@Saturnstales Goku does swear in the manga. I think he swears and still be pure hearted because Goku basically raised himself in the wild without learning much about manners or cultures. He's also very naive. So basically, he's like a kid in an adult body. It's like when a child swears when they don't know what they're saying is actually offensive.

That's just my silly little theory though. (I could be completely wrong since he swears like an adult when confronting Freeza.)

[MontyPythonAP]

@ImmaVegeta what does the Scouter say about the "Dammit!"-Level?

[Genesishelllawl]

needs more ass, bitch and shit.

[superjboy16]

4:12 FINALLY SOMETHING ELSE then Bastard, Damnit and Hell

[GREENWRIST]

guldo's voice reminds me of bobby hill

[ninjaducks2007]

@GREENWRIST it kinda does doesn't it... because his voice sounded like a kid.

[MsJaypopp]

I feel as if "son of a bitch" could be appropriate in some situations like 4:34 or 5:12. But that's just me.

[ClutchShot219]

Top 4 cusses featured:

Damn/Dammit

Bastard

Hell

Piss/Pissed

[ClutchShot219]

I DON'T THINK SO KAI!!! CRAP IS NOT A SWEAR. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL???

See: I stick to the cussing theme :p

[JH504577]

Guldo:SSHHIIITTT! 4:21

[Sonic0798]

I lol'ed starting at 0:14 because its like a story:

Raditz:YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL...

Yemma: huh, Now he's on his way to Hell... go figure...

Yemma: You shouldn't talk that way about someone who can send you to HELLLLL!

Demon:Hell lies beneath those clouds and once you go there you can never come back.

Goku:Note to self, do NOT go to Hell.

Goku: AW CRAP!

[hatwig8071]

0:44 Definetly my favorite "DAMNIT" in the whole video

[iAmThePhatMan]

0:19 Kai has swearing how awesome! Wait, Goku is impaled by SBC/Makankosappo and has a BRUISE ON HIS CHEST?!

I did not lol.

[amadeus5889]

Note to self: do not go to hell.

[crapofmmd]

The only saying in this video that is somewhat kid-friendly: Holy crap! 2:08

[lukestermnac]

To put this video in a nutshell:

SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN BASTARD

[Icedtwo]

Recoome: alright you little bastard.

Best part.

[ToastyBoom42]

Bastards, bastards everywhere...

[francobal107]

"Cocky? Me? You have no idea" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning now that i'm old enough to get sexual innuendo.

[FinalFlasher9000]

I love how Piccolo is just standing there and there's no sound, then suddenly "Shut the hell up." Also, technically, when they say 'hell' and they're referring to a place, it's not swearing.

[wboone3]

"Note to self.... Do not go to Hell..." LMFAO XD

[piro632]

Frieza you Bastard!

[moviebakerperson]

i loved it when bulma and yajirobe cussed.

[Rikairiify]

If you want more of Goku swearing, watch Ninja Nonsense.

[MahBonk]

What the HELL is wrong with this DAMN video? Who's the DAMN BASTARD responsile for this?

[OceanDubZStudios]

Did Guldo say shit?

[eap415]

@OceanDubZStudios He did actually, the line is edited on nicktoons

[DBZmusicboy01]

Now if Kai had the soundtrack we loved since 1998 than I would love Kai better

[Rikairiify]

Damn it Gohan, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE, you bastard!

[ImmaSoulEater1]

the DAMN Kai haters now know DAMN Kai is so DAMN mature, so they can stop with the DAMN bitching and Shut the hell up, those bastards

[ImmaKaiGoku]

**Note To Self Dont Go To Hell***

LOL!

[Rikairiify]

The voice actors must've loved doing this!

[johnthesman]

Bass Turd

[sonicmastermind]

That's a hell lot of damned bastards!

[dbzlovah5569]

note to self:DON'T GO TO HELL lol every christan's note to self

[racer1191]

@dbzlovah5569 thats not nice :(

[dbzlovah5569]

@racer1191 NEITHER IS YOUR MOTHER'S ASS (quote from family guy,brian griffin) lol jk im playin man :)

[loripatalano]

0:33 to 0:38 lol

[SUWBSWIBE]

0:18 you can go to hell, radditz saying back fired, im watching dbz kai with raditz right now

[loripatalano]

@SUWBSWIBE me too

[ThePhunkyfish]

note to self: DONT GO TO HELL... lol

[MrAxelTrouble]

This is the best thing ever. But I don't know why.

[crabshank3]

Piccolo: Shut the hell up

[UnlovedZetsu]

I want the voice actor of nappa from DBZ Abriged xD

[AprilxBubbles]

Note to self: do NOT go to hell!

[SONICBOYREBORN234]

Damn how the hell can you have this much damn and hell in DBZ?

[evilminion89]

I love how every other one involves Vegeta.

[ApprenticeGamer64]

This is what happens when all Dbz Imma accounts meet. Except ImmaSeru.

[fitzcannon]

i remember watching the old Japanese episodes from 90's on vhs, man they would say "fuck" and "shit" like it was no one's business

[ShaunInce123]

@fitzcannon Those were actually fansubbed when they were on VHS.

[fitzcannon]

@ShaunInce123 so the subs weren't accurate?

[mjangelvortex]

@fitzcannon That fansub is infamous for being really inaccurate.

[berickdavis]

lots of hell and damn it lolz nice

[godzilla1985freak]

Thumbs up if you want an updated video for seasons 4-6

[jumpinghands232]

at 1:17 did he say COCKING.... if he did then i am suprised

[jonasianbuddy]

@jumpinghands232 he said, "cocky." 

[julianxodbz3]

Frieza disliked the video

[HouseMD93]

DAMMIT! They saw me cumming... wait what

[sinnersprayer89]

I lost it at 0:45 when Goku fell on his face. Funny shit

[3456coolkid]

Shut the Hell up= WIN

[edwinsgeneration]

it sounds like they've never said "dammit" before in their life... lol

[Luigi4evernevermario]

Its funny cause Piccolo said cocky but he doesn't have one.

[linkanator]

AAHHH, it just ends. is there a part 2

[latrelus]

WHAT THE HELL THIS MADE ME LAUGH MY DAMN ASS OFF!!  DAMNIT!! YOU FUNNY BASTARDS!!!

[secretchaos1]

Note to self: Do not go to hell

[jwarren672]

Was this swearing aired on Nicktoons?

[SevenCraigs]

@jwarren672

Cursing is only on the DVD/Blu-Ray rlease of Kai.

[godzilla1985freak]

Shit...shit...YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!---Epic Line

[TheCampbellian]

i like the part were they damm

[Mkdude27]

Oh my god, they killed Goku! You bastard!

[rodri968]

Shadow: why im watching this DAMN video and not searching for the DAMN 4th Chaos emerald??

DAMN!

[bellamig]

I was expecting the hole video to be Vegeta cursing. :P

[StarAtlasZX]

How damn times do we need bastards?

[baka2131]

i think there is more swearing in un-cut kai than in the original

[SerenGetter]

@baka2131

Far more cursing than the original

Season 2 is the only one with cursing, and its all just Vegeta saying damn 10 times over 30 episodes

(They don't curse again until the Majin Vegeta fight where Vegeta says "I'll see you in hell")

[IceFactor100]

oh soooo many south park jokes are needed here

[todamam66667]

my favorite:

shut the hell up.

[jamesguzman98]

@todamam66667 that should of been the last one LOL!!

[DBZUploader2011]

Wow, is it just me, or is Goku a lot more meaner in Kai? o.O

Not that I'm complaining, I'm just Saiyan.

[ichikogawolfdemon]

Where's that DAMN fourth Dragon Ball?



[tsukinoakuma]

"You just pissed away our only chance against Freiza!"

wut

[CornadaTV]

lul @ Guldo saying "shit!"

[iAmThePhatMan]

@CornadaTV does ANYONE know if guldo says shit in the FUNi dub? I have the remastered version and I SWEAR he says shit not shoot, but it's not kai and I doubt there's any other swearing

[99jmaster]

the only dbz kai thats bad is the one on tv

[99jmaster]

@99jmaster i mean CW4kids

[zakiemon]

lol there sure are a lot of bastards in the galaxy.

[janfeyen9]

Pretty funny, I like it, but Goku could've done without

[snakeisninja]

Why do people think this show is for kids?

(press 2)

[Perfect7en]

Filthy Simian Bastard!

~Frieza

[GokuThe80sMan]

i pressed the snow flake button to this.

[XChaozDarkX]

Man doesn't get better than this in my opinion 

[coolbionicle]

2:08 Krilin's got a power pill from PacMan XD

[joe88john]

They swear in Kai?????? Damn.

[AJPcrosser]

@ImmaVegeta Do you think you're gonna show the rest of the cursing for next Valentine's day?

[car7000]

What? you can't say hell in your national tv or what???

[Aliun625]

Raditz: You can all go to Hell!

King Yemma: (In reference to Raditz) Now he's on his way to Hell, go figure.

[benJAMMIN164]

I like watching all the swearing with the snow option on. It's very peaceful.

[shadowthedark]

Damn It!

[DeadlyGeko]

4:21 someone finally says something other than dammit, crap, bastard or hell lmao

[Deekzlol]

Damn and Hell are swear words..?

[Bonzardo]

@Deekzlol Yeah, they aren't as, well, "bad" as other swear words, but they are. That's why in the original Funi dub they never said them. And instead of Hell they said "Home for infinite losers" (HFIL)

[iluvimports]

6:35

[sarjxxx]

@iluvimports that was my favorite part

[killermetal10]

I counted 149 cusses, can I get a witness?

oh, and I liked the part when they say Damn, Hell and Bastard...

[unseenmarauder]

i didnt know i was watching a shadow the hedgehog gameplay vid................

[muvinco]

Damn.

[hotwhire]

honestly they can do better. Too much bastard, not enough crap.

[hotwhire]

Just missing:

(Bulma and chi chi walk by in bikinis)

Goku/Vegeta: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYUM!"

[hotwhire]

And Kai haters die here.

[Phantom041090]

if your press 8 thats what you are

[054martinm]

"which one of you will be the first to see hell" freeza is a badass in kai

[054martinm]

DAMN IT ALLLLL!

[Sparkyhobo]

Go to hell you shit pissed cocky bastard, damn it! (spoiled entire video)

[OneWingedRose]

What's with all the bastards?

I feel like they're over-compensating for the censored versions, lol.

[SerenGetter]

@OneWingedRose

Technically they were there the whole time

Turn on the subtitles on the old DBZ and suddenly everyone is cursing, but the old dub unfortunately didn't have it

watch?v=t6bnj1jdJ8Q

[fallinawayfromcali12]

Recoome is jerkin off at 4:39

[spot1333]

wow. now all it needs is the Bruce Faulconer soundtrack and some more of the original voice actors

[SerenGetter]

@spot1333

Except for Freeza

The old Freeza was a old lady voice

I don't want that back

(Note Bruce has been fired for 8 years because he tried to sue FUNimation for rights to GT, thats why there is no Falconer music for the Saiyan Saga or the Namek Saga even in Old DBZ)

[FrakintheboX]

@SerenGetter

Really?? DAMN! His music was better than the Japanese music!

[SerenGetter]

@FrakintheboX

In my opinion I disagree

Anyway he didn't even do music for the Saiyan Saga or the 1st half of the Namek saga in the original DBZ, because of the issue I mentioned

So its not like there is anything to compare it to, unless you include the ocean dub

[FrakintheboX]

@SerenGetter

Remember the DBZ on toonami back in the good old days? lol that's what I'm talking about

[SerenGetter]

@FrakintheboX

Yep, I grew up watching the old 1997 ocean dub of DBZ on Toonami

I didn't even notice they spoiled Super Saiyan on the very first episode.

I was also into Gundam Wing, and I think Rurouni Kenshin a few years later

[FrakintheboX]

@SerenGetter

Yeah same. I remember watching anime back when the FCC weren't such cunts about censoring

[spot1333]

@SerenGetter personally, I like freeza's old voice but the kai one is okay also, it don't really matter. and there is faulconer music for all episodes. my friend got the first 4 seasons on dvd and they're there

[SerenGetter]

@spot1333

Actually the first 68 episodes of DBZ have no Falconer music

Falconer was fired and so they couldn't use him for the season 1&2 re-dub

The music is by Nathan Johnson, and his music sounds very different than the Falconer Productions OST

(He actually uses silences rather than constantly play music)

Nathan Johnson did the music for some of the DBZ movies as well

[xPokemonPlayerx]

@SerenGetter I didnt really think Johnsons music fit as well as Faulconers and Kikuchis.

[SerenGetter]

@xPokemonPlayerx

Neither did I

[DavidandMarktv]

YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTURD! XD

[matt0044]

@DavidandMarktv I READ YOU'RE BOOK!

[JCentavo]

Damn, Bastard and Hell are said over 8000 times

[VkyleV]

Cartoon universe: Either everyone swears or no one swears. There is no people that specifically swears or doesn't swear.

[lava172]

guldo reminds me of a tubby teenager. thinking he's all awesome by swearing so fucking much.

[SerenGetter]

@lava172

I love Kai

But I genuinely fucking hate Kai Guldo

Every line he says makes me want to cut his head off

[lava172]

@SerenGetter vegeta beat you to the punch :P

[darknessleaderzero]

 and this is kai

[SixCranes]

@darknessleaderzero

Yep, this straight from the Kai DVDs

[ImmaKai1]

@darknessleaderzero no. it's Dragon Ball AF.

[bobogenie]

shadow the hedgehog would be proud

[maanitaman]

First Hell - Raditz

First Damn - Goku

First Crap - Goku

First Bastard - Tien

First Piss - Vegeta

First Shit - Guldo

[ImmaSoulEater1]

@maanitaman *only shit

[maanitaman]

@ImmaSoulEater1 really? cause i would have sworn vegeta said shit under his breath before he shouted "YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!"

because in the nicktoons version, that sound that sounded like he said shit under his breath was cut out

[ImmaSoulEater1]

@maanitaman oh, well I didn't notice ;P nice ears though

[maanitaman]

@ImmaSoulEater1 thanks :P

[ImmaSoulEater1]

@maanitaman your welcome xD

[KillAllYourFriends92]

Dammit Ball Z

[TheSoulreaper6000]

Kai is just a remake no filler and alot of swearing in it

DBZ filler not so much swearing and alot blood

[3456coolkid]

@TheSoulreaper6000 your point is?

[meatwad515]

shut the hell up should have been at the end.