Louis C.K.-Shameless part 6

[jerryhello100]

Burn it down and kill yourself .... best advise ever.

[amacdonald27]

he said jerk fest 2000 and 6! dane cook needs to see this

[OktoberStorm]

Watching how he talks about his wife is a little weird considering he's not married anymore.

[mmtna]

holy crap I'm 22 and I love shitting. I can rarely do it without people fucking with me though.

[nrvrine427]

@mmtna don't mean to be buzz killington but that's how you get hemorrhoids. keep it brief and your asshole will thank you.

[mmtna]

@nrvrine427 I usually can't take a long shit. People at home never let me shit in peace

always knocking on the door , hurrying me up, and asking me stupid questions.

[tldatroof]

@mmtna that does make it a bit weird

[cristianv2]

gimme that shamless

[TJYoung80234]

14 people were reminded of walking in on their kids in an awkward moment.

[DXFan1269]

The Awkward moment when his kids watch this.. xD

[zildjiandrummer1]

@DXFan1269 haha every time i watch him i think that

[hulurocker]

epic comedy

[Warbek96]

"my girlfriend doesn't like the same music as me..." - single people 4:40

[ivolution93]

What i love about louis ck is all the material he has. Most comedians now have one awsome stand up special that every one loves but when they do a followup special, it isnt as funny. Louis has countless specials and not only has new material, but its funny as fuck.

[iDenten]

And after this i went on 9gag.

whats better than that

[gizmofly870]

@iDenten Not going to 9Gag.

[Espen005]

This guy is pure genius.

[KyotoIsaki]

@Espen005 Genius? I wouldn't call him genius but he is one hell of a comedian.

Everything he talks about is his own life experience. And ofc some stuff is made up but he prob heard it form someone else experience and so on. And his personality and how he confront it and thinks about it is hilarious, thus making him a great comedian.

[Espen005]

@KyotoIsaki Half of what he says is made up, he probably hasn't done much in life, but what strikes me is the way he is telling his jokes, which makes him a slight "genius". I didn't really mean smart with genius though... More like that this is pure genius... Genius as in awesome

[emmmilyrose]

no encore?



[alsetalokin]

"OR MY FOUR YEAR OLD WALKS IN WHILE I'M SHITTING, SHE JUST FUCKING WALKS INTO THE ROOM AND DOES A LITTLE DANCE"

[jedison1995]

so....i'm never having kids 

[missionpupa]

@jedison1995 he was venting but he loved his kids.

[ByTheGram]

When dave chappelle said if you ever see a white dude hanging around a gang of black guys, be afraid of him the most because he had to do way more crazy shit than any of them to get that much respect. Lol I think louis ck was the type of white guy he was talking about.

[BigboyDownStairs]

Woah an hour already! Lol that went so fast, I was laughing the whole time!

[nancythedevil666]

You need to watch his sitcom, SOOOO GOOD! It's like his stand up. Lucky Louie :)

[SIurm]

Deep asshole scratching, we've all been there :3

[stoatyboy]

fuck, just watched all 6 parts. louis has my mind!

[JenksDonaldson7]

0:18 i cried so hard, i had to stop the video and get tissue! this man is my life

[ydude2]

Why the fuck are we talking about abortions and adoptions on a comedy video? oh because abortions are funny! ;P pew pew, the kid is dead

[SAMsamoJA]

I acctualy show this to my mom.....she didn't understand

[jjillindahouse]

Deep asshole scratching!!! LMAO

[TheLast2nd]

I love to shit too.. I'm 18.

[TengoUnaBicicleta]

i can't even think of a reason why someone could dislike this video...

[SIurm]

Deep asshole scratching, we've all been there xD

[Styckx8D]

This was my most favorite bit by far.

[flescum]

14 ppl didn`t like it, but still watched all the way to part 6:-D

[xe585]

@flescum haha

[tldatroof]

@flescum it is likely the ppl who disliked did not watch the whole thing cuz the views go down each part after part one

[brownsmexican15]

@dreamer0georgi that wasn't funny....

[Verooo777]

Imagine walking in on someone stretching their vagina open. Imagine that person being a four year old girl.

Oh god.

[jiyumes]

@Verooo777 I would flip out and be traumatized for life. Kudos to him for keeping his composure.

[CrabJock]

To those referring to unwanted kids as mistakes. That mentality is the whole reason people are trash today. It's implying you "accidentally" fucked somebody unprotected. "oops, sorry bout that".

No mistake, it's irresponsible. And since abortion/adoption exist, whores and teenagers get a second chance to be trashy shallow fucks who never have to live out their mistakes. I'm not against abortion, they're are shades of grey to it, but when it comes to these kids who don't want to grow up, I am.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

@CrabJock But would you rather have kids raised by unintelligent whores and teenagers? I mean, just me but I would rather have the kid be adopted/aborted so they don't have to live a shitty ass life.

[CrabJock]

@XoXoSakuraKissXoXo I agree, I really do. But don't you think one of the reasons these kids are so irresponsible is the fact that these options exist? "Well we can fuck without a condom, if it just so happens, we can always get an abortion".

Mistakes are only mistakes when you learn from them. They never learn. There are no consequences. When time comes to grow up, they don't have to. It's just selfish actions by selfish assholes who don't give a shit.

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

@CrabJock I completely agree with you, but people will still be irresponsible fucktards and have unprotected sex if we didn't have federal abortions, but they would either raise the kid (and god knows if they're stupid enough to not use protection or birth control their not smart enough to raise a child) or try another abortion "alternative" like going in a hot tub or falling down the stairs.

[CrabJock]

@XoXoSakuraKissXoXo Yeah you're right, it's depressing. When I see these people whining about the decline of their social life due to pregnancy, I just shake my head. Like going out with friends doing nothing of importance is a necessity. If there is one thing we as a species should agree on, regardless of religion, is that our main duty in life is to have kids and keep the human species going. But people are so self absorbed now that they think they're above it.

[thisisbucci]

@CrabJock but then again, we are over populated. what do people care if some people dont want to have kids? You want to help the world. Adopt.

[CrabJock]

@thisisbucci Abortions and adoptions aren't the reasons that we are overpopulated. So why the fuck would they be the solutions to it? So all an irresponsible twat has to do to justify they're actions would be to say "well I just got me a pregnant. But since the world is overpopulated, guess I'll be a responsible person and go kill it."? Really? And how does adopting "Help the world" when it comes to population? Adoption doesn't make a kid disappear.

[si1verflare]

@CrabJock "If abortions/adoptions aren't the cause, they can't be a solution" Wow, that is a massive logic fail right there. Also, adoption does help the world because you can have a family and raise/care for a child without adding to the global population. Awesome alternative to creating more people. Also, Louis C.K. is just wonderful. =)

[CrabJock]

@si1verflare The reason people keep having unwanted kids is because people keep getting pregnant. That's the first step, which means that's the first solution. The real solution. Even though shades of grey exist (rape)

People kill-Take away guns. People get fat-Take away McDonalds. People get pregnant-Abortion.

Where the fuck did personal responsibility go? Everybody has hopped on that government teet. Well when the milk goes dry, the baby will cry. (heh, I like that)

[94leroyal]

@CrabJock what you are talking about is called a totalitarianistic society, where people lack their basic civil liberties. the real problem is people are too god damn stupid. We need to teach people to make better choices.

[renteta]

Im in fucking tears, he is so funny

[brownsmexican15]

@dream0georgi SHUT THE FUCK UP he's joking he doesn't literally mean sll the shit he's saying he's doing it to get laughs ur the moron!

[dreamer0georgi]

Honestly, that "Fuck you, I am married, I have the bigger problems" thing is bullshit.

You are married? Yeah, well you chose to be married you moron. So don't complain about having problems that you could have avoided in the first place.

Don't get me wrong, people, I agree with the part about the single ones.

[numbsock1]

@dreamer0georgi Suck a bag of dicks

[dreamer0georgi]

@numbsock1

You first, Sir.

[Theitisme400]

I am gutted this is the last part!! One of the funniest, most humble and well written and things ive ever seen! Thanks for the upload, really needed a laugh today!

[FenolNTLNSoldier]

e fucking pick dude i love him !

[zacwashere2007]

@nightotter54 Dude, you're such a fag. Haha

[V1ru5K]

The ugly truth ! :)

[SecretService80]

"Well, my wife assassinated my sexual identity, and my children are eating my dreams."

[spaggeuner1]

it´s just way too good. I´d love to have comedians like him in germany....god we suck at being funny...:D

[KwontumPhysics]

I don't get it... Single people have girlfriends they can call-up and say "Fuck you!" to?

[MrEphenstay]

@KwontumPhysics he's saying they are lucky that single people can just say fuck you to relationships

[Sagr1987]

@KwontumPhysics He's saying we can break up on a whim and no one can say anything to us for it, we are free. We have no contract or obligation. But if you are married it's a diff story because of the marriage and more importantly the kids.

[S00PASTA]

I love this guy because he's like a younger version of George Carlin, and George Carlin was a god among men .

[darkcurrypowder]

deep asshole scratching FTW

[YourResource2]

LOL dad is JUST LIKE HIM no bullshit

[gitrplaya4u]

@nightotter54 also no he doesnt have a wife anymore remember?

[ieatroches95]

Best thing to ever happen to comedy... also best ginger ever ! sorry conan...

[Chistoso1998]

Wow, that was great but I'm so amazed that some people were fucked up enough to actually believe some of his jokes.u try freaking make hilarious jokes and just telling the truth

[meantism]

The ending wasn't strong but I thoroughly enjoyed the past hour watching this.

[dethshockbio]

@nightotter54 Dude, it's called COMEDY. He's trying to make people laugh! He isn't up there telling 100% true stories trying to give you a motivational speech with his life as an example of what not to do. He's trying to make you laugh you dumbfuck.

Jesus Christ, Youtube comments show you just how incredibly fucking STUPID people are. You're watching a stand up comedian and can't even understand that all he's doing is telling jokes.

[irsheft]

@dethshockbio Some of his material is definitely social commentary though. Like the bit about white people and time machines. Everything he says in that bit is basically true.

[cierrablue]

@dethshockbio AMEN TO THAT!!!!!

[RealOutOfSight]

@nightotter54 He's trying to make people laugh, not stand on stage and tell everybody about how great his life is you moron

[duncangirl]

he is hilarious! You are all judgemental pieces of SH*T.. if you dont like this kind of comedy go watch something else idiots... fuk i hate haters on youtube so annoying.. noone is forcing you to watch this

[SerpentInside]

3:30 "I have no sympathy for single people", now your also single :)

[ChasingDestination]

@SerpentInside

He probably enjoys it xD

[JenksDonaldson7]

@SerpentInside suck a bag of dicks you doucher

[SerpentInside]

@JenksDonaldson7 Tell your mother i said thanks.

[Athnagzo]

Hahhaa the best! Funny thing he got divorced a year after this :D

[jimmyshitbags]

"jerking off in my own house, going through my wife's shit for pictures of her friends that I want to fuck"

[duckmastterflex]

I'm pushing a shit out right now, my ass hole is stretched open and she comes into the bathroom and does a little dance. She looks at me smiling, "I can't see a cute face when I'm pushing a shit out it's traumatizing!"

[DesusvsDiablo]

I wonder how his daughters are going to feel in 10 years when their friends find out about what their father does for a living.

[PeachPiexoxo]

@DesusvsDiablo If that was one of my friend's dad, I'd be proud too know him. Too fucking funny.

[TheInternetOgre]

fugkadahaders

[StargirllLauren]

Oh man this is the first of his standup that I've watched, and he's defs going on my list of favourite comedians. Couldn't stop laughing.

[Carbon762]

@StargirllLauren Are George Carlin and Mitch Hedberg on that list?

[chocho999]

oh god my cheeks, they're in so much pain.

[WordoftheBird1216]

this guy is inside of all of us.

[metalandhorror]

i got to take a shit now 

[MayhemFan666]

Funniest man alive!!,I was going through some major depression today, and realize we just need a good fucking Laugh,Louis CK is genius!!

[abcdef1575able]

I just watched all 6 parts and i gotta say this is hands down one of the best stand up shows I've ever seen. XD

[SoilentGr33n]

That was a fantastic show. Man this guy is funny

[ImmortalHardOn]

i love to shit as well :D hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[DankulousTV]

Today, you have to be extreme and outlandish to stand out. so comedy especially has always pushed the envelope, it's part of making you laugh at something that you normally wouldn't but thats what makes it funny. it's called a joke.

[silencer299]

Thank you Louis, I'll treat my parents with much more care and respect from now on.

[Conspiracyknowledge]

i discovered this guy yesterday. god DAMN he is funny!

[suzywao]

Oh my god, every time he goes through the bit about calmly addressing his daughter I cry laughing and end up gasping for air. My throat hurts so bad.

[notquiteafembot]

lol I can't breathe

[JhericFury]

I think the feeling bad for his daughter was due to her growing up with everyone knowing this shit

[pastafarian37]

Stop "feeling bad" for his kids. He obviously loves them and it's comedy.

[sam1vitesse]

is this before or after his divorce?

[cthunishere14]

@sam1vitesse before

[sam1vitesse]

@cthunishere14 the divorce makes sense lol

[sleepwalker658]

I just watched 1-6, and I feel a pride for it.

[BobDylan1201]

The Travis Bickle of comedy.

[NoPressure2010]

thank you so posting .,... it was really funny...lmaol

[ilovemycatlucas]

I laughed so hard, I blew my nose on my computer, and I got HORRIBLE stomach cramps. It still hurts! <3 Louis C.K!!

[llazardavid]

@ilovemycatlucas :))) Me too I'm going to take a shit now .

[LunaGer]

Contrary to this "his poor daughters" sentiment, I think his daughters are probably very much loved, this is largely an act, and his daughters will hopefully inherit and/or learn his irreverent humor and not be bothered one bit by his comedy routines. We all need to toughen up, lighten up... and laugh :)

[MysticDandy]

@LunaGer It's not really "an act," this is just the stuff parents actually think but can't normally say. Everybody hates their kids, no matter how much they love them.

[fleury150]

@LunaGer at the very least they are not gonna be poor

[zyxwut321]

@LunaGer:

He doesn't mean his daughter personally. It's more like a "daughter" as a character, like how Bill Cosby used to talk crap about his kids in his act. It's more like "this is how kids can be" then anything else. However, I'm sure there were points where his (now ex) wife would probably get uncomfortable with his details and he definitely pushes it. I enjoy Louis CK's humor greatly and I think he's one of the best comics working today but I sure wouldn't want to live with him.

[jackdiesal666]

@LunaGer

i rarely have a good thing to say about youtube comments, but I'm way on board here, i'd be honored if my childhood was lampooned by a comedic parent

[justukaslietuvis]

@LunaGer A couple years later we will be seeing them doing stand-ups about their dad

[brenonion]

@LunaGer

haha most heartwarming comment on youtube probably

[Ernestiqus]

@LunaGer I think it's actually the opposite, everything he says about his daughter is exactly true, but he loves them so he can't let them go. I don't know about you but the people I love most are the ones who annoy me the most. But it's worth it. We deal with it, we ignore those parts. I think he says so in one of his acts "I wish I didn't love them, it would make it so much easier".

[pygmepyggis]

thumbs up if you had to shit after this

[Dutchfantom]

@pygmepyggis

LoL i stopped half way to take a shit xD

[ballparkfrank33]

His daughter will get over it fast because she knows that daddy can afford to buy her a Porshe, etc.

[Filiforme]

Wow.. I hope someone shits in the "person that feel bad for his daughter when she grows up." 's mouth and the 108 morons that liked his comment.

[tisdue]

@Filiforme Oh, come on now. You know she'll be incredibly embarrassed by the finger in her ass stuff, and the vagina stretching.

[IanRoantree]

@tisdue Really? Things that people do when they're babies embarrass them? Get real man. Her dad is Louis C.K she'll laugh about it.

[EarlOfEs]

@Filiforme seconded. 

[barrygoldwater100]

I love this guy cause he says what everyone thinks but no one has the balls to actually say.

[xXLeonGunfireXx]

I like how he just walks off the stage and through the audience, like he's just some dude who decided to go up there and do comedy.

[HrtZColiDE]

found this completley by accident but so glad i did. This guy is hilarious

[JSasRays]

@HrtZColiDE He has his own show on FX comes on thursday nights called "Louie" its great

[TRiLLSiPPiN]

louis is the shit great special props for posting eddshomie

[yooo9999]

I'm going to take a shit now too.

[rauljr15]

There is no part 7 fucking dumbass

[MrBadApple999]

@rauljr15 nom nom trolls

[KatieKinsBear]

Louis makes me wonder how my siblings and I fucked my parents up...

[rastaR00STER]

Where the fuck is part 7

[1000jamesk]

@rastaR00STER It does not exist.

[BerkayCavs]

You can never see his shows enough

[snowthistle]

Anyone ever wonder what happens when the kids see him one tv by accident?

"Daddy do you really hate me?"

[xxwiseonexx]

@snowthistle explain this "accident" pretty sure they'd intentionally watch once they're older

[spoojing]

i knew he was gonna say he was gonna just shitting instead of jerking off LOL

[davandfir1]

Well that's an hour of my life well spent. Would love to see this guy live sometime!

[supermahshi]

i'm really in the mood to take a shit now lol

[dubdjnelson]

best show thanks for sharing all the parts, really appreciate it :D This dude is brilliant! very vulgar but brilliant! :D

[angelisticalyssa404]

this will make great chilhood videos for her when she grows up XD

[superH9234]

Oh my lord this is great

[canadianeh24]

kids thing went on waaaay to long.

[MegaMilkdude]

watching this drunk. Mad funny xD

[treetrain]

@MegaMilkdude best way to do it

[pennydesouza]

Wow - he really is funny.

[iDommmmmmmmmmmm]

he's so fucking funny!! hahahaha

[1223Melo]

Love this guy...

[allseriousness]

omg I'm so tired from laughing.

[Xcoopa93]

so yeah well

im german, i woke up at 5am today and now its 3am ...

the end of my story is, i found this guy right now and im laughin my fuuucking ass off

i really would like too watch chewed up but i cant stand it any longer cause otherwise id RoflToDead

[ariisbest2]

jerkfest 2006 = soooooo true

[cjrisi88]

@Maddolis, silver2zilver is talking about the number of pennies in the world. Next time read the other comments or just shut up before you correct someone and make a giant douche of yourself.

Sorry I'm not normally that much of a dick but I did just watch an hour of Lewis C.K. and well you know... it rubs off.

[RobertAKbrown]

This is my first time ever seeing this comedian and i almost past out from laughing so hard. His honestly is both disturbing and incredible at the same time.

[pumishumi]

luois ck is the most brutally honest man ever

[theRedMerc]

What a legend

[RioEllington]

I cried tears of laughter X'D

[iamdwtf]

one day years from now, his daughter will discover youtube and search her daddy, and she'll end up watching these videos.

[wookiegamemaster]

that was beautiful...

[berkoYT]

hi how was school? AAAAHHH!

LOL

[osianozzy]

7 people don't enjoy big shits

[narutorand]

for the people how dislike this .... what the fuck are you thing??????!!!!!!

[Zombl337]

Taking a nice shit in the morning makes me feel good :)

[TheKhaibear]

" Beautifully private shit with nobody fucking with me..."