My New BMW 328i

[tmepo1120]

i want this car so fucking bad, theres A 2008 328i in my area with 85K for only 13,000, im buying A 2010 Jeep patriot from a Salvage Yard for 3000, and getting a new hood and a grill, and then selling it for 13000, and buying this car.

[Kenyansub]

You did good Z series is for women

[xCARSARESEXY]

OMG I HATE JOE CALDERONE HE IS A DIPSHIT AND HE IS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[xCARSARESEXY]

What's the difference between Joe Calderone and a bucket of piss? The bucket! Wanna hear a joke? What's the difference between Joe Calderone and a bucket of piss? The bucket! What's the difference between Joe Calderone and a bucket of piss? The bucket! Wanna hear a joke? What's the difference between Joe Calderone and a bucket of piss? The bucket! Wanna hear a joke?

[xCARSARESEXY]

What's the difference between Joe Calderone and a bucket of piss? The bucket! Wanna hear a joke? What's the difference between Joe Calderone and a bucket of piss? The bucket!

[GregWn]

Problem with the 328i (at least 2011) is the harsh engine breaking when you let up on the gas. At slow speeds, and especially in stop- and-go traffic, the heavy engine braking is enough to get many nauseous as the car does not easily coast. Further, the car emits a very high-pitch sound for about 45 seconds every time you open or close any door or the trunk. Finally, the run flat tires give a less than comfortable drive. On the positive side, the steering is great, and the iDrive is superb.

[swagdadyy]

show your whole body instead of just half of your head we all know your a fat fuck.

[MrYision]

lol having the phone contacts on your stereo is the most awesome feature for you???

[XxAlex1995AlesanaXx]

nice features...unless u dont care about vehicle's performance,all these gadgets add weight and affects the performance:/ also to me most of them arent neccesary accept the cup holders xD

[genieacura]

nice video.go bimmer.

[Zack20008]

Dude shave your sides.....LMAO you look like a goof

[ILOVECHICKEN69]

fag

[ReflexCap]

Awsome car

[DJMagcs]

what year is this, because my 2008 doesnt have some of the features you mentioned.

[Lshadia]

@DJMagcs i have a 08 too and i dont have features like the phone, the mirrors folding, the seatbelt thing, the auto diming mirror....it depends what package you have

[nvdro]

You can get it used for like 2,000 dollars on ebay the same model just an older year. Not bad

[leo19911013]

how much total for this car?

[swordsman3153]

where is the gears like 1 2 3 4 5 6

[krecik90uk]

Fuckin Iphone working..... most important for some kind of people..... Saaaaad.....

[DILEMMAdeivuxx]

personally i think that every person who has an automatic 3 series should be killed

[idusclothing]

it started off kind of gay, but then at :32, it got really gay.

[kirauprising]

@E63isback

@delanocalifornia14

5$ says you're both lying out of your asses.

[sup7upz]

how fat does it go in km/h

[delanocalifornia14]

hahahahahahaha this cars trash i drive a benz s550 amg black on black hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahah ahhhh hahahah hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

[E63isback]

@delanocalifornia14 s550 sucks! get a real s63 AMG or s65 AMG. just saying. s550 is the cheapest s class

[delanocalifornia14]

@E63isback bro im 19 it's my first car and it's paid off in full i have my whole life in front of me i can buy 100's of cars in the future u idiot...ooh and by the way WTF do u drive?????

[E63isback]

@delanocalifornia14 so what im 20 and i have a 2007 e63 renntech, 2010 range rover sport supercharged fully loaded, and just got a 2012 bmw 650i. i wanted the m6 but there is no new 2012 m6 right now!

[THEACDC1995]

@delanocalifornia14 ok and? maybe he likes what has so dosent really matter what you drive does it......

[yaucopr15]

that what i hate about bmw....the radio...those red letter...the sameshitt

[BillyBobJoe071]

can you sell it to me and you get another one

[dinnoo89]

How much does it cost a liter of gas in america?

[DSuheyb]

@dinnoo89 a galon of gas is anywhere between 2.50 USD to 3.8 USD. A galon is about 3.8 liters. So at most a dollar a liter.

[TheOnlyTRS]

@dinnoo89 we go by gallons so right now as of today our price of gas is about $3.50 per gal. wich is way to expensive

[dinnoo89]

@TheOnlyTRS in europe is price for galon about 6.7$ and its keep growing :S

[TheOnlyTRS]

@dinnoo89 omg i would die if that was the price here !!! our gas prices for our econmy is crazy ... is the money where you are worth more than ours in america ?

[dinnoo89]

@TheOnlyTRS average salary is about 600€ or 830$, and car is only for rich peoples ,

insurance for this car is about 1400$ without bonus $<€ 1, 38<1

[TheOnlyTRS]

@dinnoo89 our average weekly salary is between $300 -  $500 our average car cost around $30,000

[azn789456]

you need a 7 series big boiii

[awesomebrendan19]

YUR CAR IS UGGLI!!!! D:

[mossdemo08]

Hahahahahaha great vid

[ekeon9]

how often does a CPO 328i sedan breakdown

[ademar9988]

HOW MUCH is a bmw in america?

[4dCalPal]

@ademar9988 2008 328i 52,000miles 6speed $25,000 want me to send you 1?

[shixgo]

But will it blend?

[diego14brproduction]

"please say the number" "umm nooooo" lol

[t0nyc0lin]

what package do u have

[SGTxBiRDMAN]

I like how that Neptune guy doesn't know how to spell "PORSCHE" even though he's a "mechanic" for them.

[chiefofgames334]

@SGTxBiRDMAN He is a BMW mechanic not a porsche one. Read a little closer next time.

[theneptune2011]

@praetorin...200 miles...u tire is not totaly flat..i'm a bmw mechanic and fan...for sure flat tire(run flat) no more than 10 miles...not only bmw..also audi,vw,porshe

[mjy72]

Hey. I was just curious as to how tall you are? I might get a 2012 328i. Im 6'1 and some cars were uncomfortably small and I wanted to know if this would be sufficient.

[Vincenthusky]

@mjy72 wow your so short. You are a full inch shorter than me

[samshuty]

Would you also be able to play music from your phone on the stereo or just get your contacts for calling?

[praetorin]

@GodChrome Gas must not cost much for you.

[diordiva2345]

Cars are such beautiful machines

[13rparsons]

wow homo

[MrChanDawg]

Those are very expensive to insure..

[praetorin]

@MrChanDawg 130 a month for me

No accidents no tickets

[MrChanDawg]

@praetorin For a teenager, sorry.

[696969sideways]

what year is that car

[praetorin]

@696969sideways 2007 Thanks for the question and they changed the design in 2010 i believe.

[TheOneFromMW2]

number? "ummmmmmmm, No." LMAO

[sakif7]

Background* -.- sorry.

[sakif7]

Hey whats the name of the music playing in the backgroung00d?

[praetorin]

@sakif7 I'll try to find the track, its kind of just license free music that I found on a site. But I will still try to find the title for you.

[theneptune2011]

hey fagget...i have a question 4 u......awsome car,nice int,.....lets take the freeway in a long trip far from home...and sudenly u have a flat tire...what will u do at 2 in the morning when u realized that bmw don't have a sparetire...and i love bmw...but no sparetire..c'mon dude...

[praetorin]

@theneptune2011 Runflats, I have used a runflat for up to 200 miles before after decompression of tire. What's with the hostility?

thanks for the comment

[Devilsprinter20]

is that a 4 or 2 door car

[praetorin]

@Devilsprinter20 2 door

[09014791]

Fukintw@t thinks its a posh car its jus a pile of shit nothin to get exited about

[BrondoPB]

BMW gayness

[TheGarvito]

is the door thing stock? the closing windows while outside of the car? :)

[exotool]

Man I hope owning a BMW doesn't turn you into this guy

[FrostbitexP]

@exotool

And whats wrong with this guy?

[exotool]

@FrostbitexP Actually he did go over a lot of stuff. Just anal I guess.

[CRAZYXBLACKXMAN]

@exotool sadly it does, and despite the terrible dealer experiences u might have, and how many times ur fuel pump fails, youll buy another one anyway

[praetorin]

@exotool I know, i was hoping i wouldn't turn into this guy as well. Shit.

[MrTONYTONYM]

Hey i am just wondering do you think it is worthwhile to spend extra $17,500 Canadian dollars to get the 335i cabriolet instead of 328i cabriolet? I normally just drive in the city where the speed limit is 50KM and occassionally cruise on the highway where the speed limit is 90KM. ( obscenely low in vancouver, Canada. lmao)

[chrisdog12348]

I had a ''97 328i but it was wrecked and totaled on a snowy canyon road.

[praetorin]

@chrisdog12348 Sorry to hear that, I love that body style.

[erenturkish]

everybody can theif the car easy touch the door and press start button

[URBNSpice]

@erenturkish You need a key...

[snowman358]

@erenturkish u need the key near the car or it wont work

[erenturkish]

@snowman358 ahaa okey i didnt know it

[praetorin]

@erenturkish Hell yeah

[ChrisM187]

Needed some serious drive time!

[alvinward]

Is maintenance expensive?

[YOURMOMSMOMSDADSMOM]

@alvinward

It's free for 4 years

[oscarv362370]

How much? Did you have to a down payment?

[praetorin]

@oscarv362370 This one was like 18k. Beautiful shape 2007.  I put like 1800 down.

[sokudointegra]

I used to own a bmw... they suck. They drive nice, overall handle beautiful. But its definitely not the ultimate driving machine. More like the ultimate oil burning machine. An when u gotta start replacing parts on it -> BMW=Broke My Wallet.

Or Big Mexican Woman. Im starting to see alotta them driving them these days lol

[praetorin]

@sokudointegra LMAO at the mexican woman comment. ha =D

[MrCodemaster24]

with my armpit lmao funny

[mirkono]

got mine 2 day ago ... just different color (white) . my is equipped with sport package (harder steering suspension and wider wheels )... amazing car ! good luck bud

[pyinte2001]

No nav? Automatic? Should have bought a 335i.

[praetorin]

@pyinte2001 I have a 335i convertible now. This car is long gone. Still don't have nav though, no need for it.

[Mightylite94]

@praetorin just saying, Toyota and asian cars will last as long as a german car. Plus they are half the cost. a big loan you got eh?

[praetorin]

@Mightylite94 my loan for this was 18k. Toyota's of this year can cost just as much, people think toyotas are cheap but you can spend just as much on a Toyota as BMW. It doesn't really matter what you buy as long as you buy used and enjoy it. thankyou for your comment!

-Justin

[Mightylite94]

@praetorin Nice. My dad had a BMW when i was a kid and he had it to 350k miles, not bad at all and it lasted 12 years. They are great cars, just expensive as balls lol. If i had money i would get one but my future job hopefully in law enforcement... i will stick to toyota lol thanks man

[praetorin]

@pyinte2001 I might of already replied to this, but I did upgrade to a 335i Hardtop Convi

[skateforgames]

Wish I had 1

[skateforgames]

Nice car

[frankusteph]

just bought mine today.

[mYsTiCaLbOnG]

You -"Dial number" BMW - "Please say the number "

You - " Uhmmm No"

XD

[frankusteph]

what year is your 328?

[stratelite]

Man, one day...

[TheGypsykilla]

How do you get the cool BMW chime instead of the beeping when you start the car??

[Heckler2014]

When did he show the mirrors?

[Heckler2014]

@Heckler2014 nevermind.

[jessedipstick]

I could live in this car.

[afloryferrari]

LONG LIVE MERCEDES!!!!!!!

[justbit921]

Yeah it`s a dream car..

[RayzaBlayz]

so if you were so upset about it why did you trade it

[praetorin]

@RayzaBlayz Meh, I'm a bigger guy, I looked like a gorilla driving a gokart in the Z3. lmao

[praetorin]

@Sophy97ful Why thankyou, I love ASCII art

[quincy367]

i have a BMW Z4 (E89) black black rims

[c0reyandDyLan]

how much did it cost ?

[praetorin]

@c0reyandDyLan 18k got a good deal on it when i bought it in 09

[The96jaime]

may i ask you, how much do you pay for this a month?

[praetorin]

I can tell you that I financed 18k, i can't really remember the monthly, i no longer have this one I upgraded to a 335i

[supahhfreak]

Anyone who has is having but's about buying this car, BUY IT! I got the 2011 for my 16th birthday and it is the best car ever!!!

[praetorin]

@supahhfreak Good comment, glad to see another BMW lover out there.

[LilTayzOfficial]

My mom has the 2010 328i Sedan.

[davidjhutchins]

i have a silver 335i twin turbo bmw convertable with red seats. thats what you should of got

[praetorin]

@davidjhutchins And I did get one, Monaco blue with Creme interior. Love the hardtop convi

[Geekoman1256]

At around 0:41 when he was slapping it. I was scared he would hurt that car. He was about to trade it in so it better not be damaged.

[2cool0]

"dial number"..."please say number" ....."ummmm...no." HAHAHAHA

[vulture12]

How much did you pay for this? That doesn't look like the standard pacakge

[iNegroTv]

not everyone has money to buy a damn m3, shit if money is as disposable as half of you make it sound i'd have all the m series cars, but life doesn't work that way! .... anyway, nice car enjoyed the video

[praetorin]

@iNegroTv This was an 18k car. I feel like Im a pretty thrifty shopper. Thankyou for the comment!

[tybear97]

@praetorin how did you get this car for 18k

[geppegep]

@iNegroTv it all depends where you live, in the US its fuck cheap, and in Norway its expensive as fuck coz of taxes

[ouzomitsos]

BMW = big money wasted..!!!!

[mishka369]

Why did you get the lowest class 3 series? This BMW is stupid it doesn't even have the sports seats. I would have paid extra money and got the 335i with navi and paddle shifters.

[slonow]

BMW

Bring Me Women

By Mercedes Fahrgestell

And of course

It is just all about penes

:)

[praetorin]

@slonow lol

[TheBmwDriverM3]

should of bought an ///M3! i would never be seen driving a 328i not talking shit just saying thats the poor mans 3series.

[praetorin]

@TheBmwDriverM3 So it's a class thing with you?

[TheBmwDriverM3]

should of bought an ///M3! i would never be seen driving a 328i not talking shit just saying thats the poor mans 3series.

[TakingThePlasticOff]

I Traded my 2009 Ferrari Enzo for a 1967 Toyota Corrola

[damjanNk]

are you a drug dealer ?

[praetorin]

@damjanNk Adrenaline from all the thrills.

[ben199four]

Beautiful car, my step dad just bought a bmw approved M5 seconds hand 08 model, it is so nice

[ryanchung0316]

i have a e92 328ix too! i didnt know theres a flashlight :) 

[IgOrEcK24]

I remember when we got rid of our 1996 nissan sentra my mom was crying for it. It was really sad moment.

[MARCOLC]

if u talk shit about a bmw..its cuz u cant afford it.. ;)

[TheBmwDriverM3]

@MARCOLC i can talk shit on this bmw because i drive an m3! 328i are shit

[praetorin]

@TheBmwDriverM3 who cares, a BMW is a BMW and if you can't agree that the quality is good across the board on them then... well shit, what are you doing in one?

[rihannafan16ify]

@praetorin- well, your acting abilities are better than people at school's :|

[praetorin]

@rihannafan16ify lol I appreciate that. =P

[rihannafan16ify]

@praetorin well ur welcome

[alibrizi]

how did you get a button for your garage door on your car?

[arepepe]

can i have your car?:)

and tyboze!!! hahahaha am subscribe to him i dont even know how i ended up in this video lol

[ovichelu]

that's not a car, that's a dream!

[praetorin]

@ovichelu Aw man, all this time I've been driving around on lamentations of sleepiness!

[zmkozlowify]

@ovichelu not for rich people like me its not

[AtomicCheese92]

@ovichelu so whats an m3?

[05arod]

thats it. I'm trading in my e46 for this baby. Such a beautiful car

[TheDancingKing507]

number 1 ^ this guy looks like a cross between doug heffernan from king of queens and danny from the real world austin, and secondly, how didnt the government lie to u? osama bin laden died in 2002

[praetorin]

@TheDancingKing507 Woot?! I guess, thanks for the compliments, or insults. I can't really tell which they are.

[mrbean1300]

@praetorin when you keep the lights on auto it drains the battery even when it is off

[kellirenea100]

@TheDancingKing507 .... i dunno if this is a joke.... but osama bin laden died in 2011.

[TheDancingKing507]

@kellirenea100 look it up, its documented he died in 2002, just look it up

[FrostbitexP]

@TheDancingKing507

yeah....sure -rolleyes-

[mirkono]

@FrostbitexP



[FrostbitexP]

@mirkono

....?

[mirkono]

i'll live link for pics. just getting error when posting a link

[kotler13]

I thought the 2011's angel eyes are hid xexon "whitish blue in colour"

[praetorin]

@kotler13 You are correct. This is an 07 though. =)

[praetorin]

@G00g284 Meh no one cares what you think.

[Y3y0ish3re]

Oh! come even my VolksWagen Polo close the doors automatically, when you close the door. So nothing new!

[praetorin]

@Y3y0ish3re Um Congrats i guess?

[YiMMA2k5]

I bought a pre owned 06 monaco blue 330i, sport package, active steering, full lumbar support seats, cold weather package, rear shades and its awesome! the car goes 140mph and sticks to the roads like glue!!!! awesome buy!

[shinute]

i traded my e30 m3 for a fiat 500