Guzzle Puzzle Helpline - The Natural Confectionery Co.

[JamesPlaysGames95]

this is the reason i got the sweets.

but they barly have any flavor

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

"Just MARRY yourselves together."

"No!" O_O

"Yeah, you know, like slotting yourselves together..."

"SLOT, ooooh, right, thank you!"

If you can't find hidden meaning in that, I don't know WHAT planet you're from! XD

[FezzesRCoolio]

subliminily good



[amygardenwainman]

the only sweet that teaches your kids how babys are born

[Unbias3d]

I don't even

[MrSilly549]

actually love this... slot arrrggghhh :L

[pinkhollyberry]

what the hell?! XDDDDDD

[TTKathHalliday]

I love the adverts but the sweets arent great :( x

[AidanCobra99]

where do you buy these

[TheLilpanini]

subliminal messages are too obvious!

[nmovies1]

they are actually disgusting!

[JLANCEY123]

ohhh yeaa!!

[mBrooks95]

Penetration

[itsmarkyboi]

They taste like shit and dont even make new flavours when you eat them together.

[annaorm]

Thought he said "slut together"

[megon12]

I find it easy to masturbate this.

[Bladeage87]

The yellow one is Hugh Dennis speaking.

[talulahjean]

I love this advert so much.

[IrishLawless187]

fuck you all i got was green and yellow , were's all the magical flavour in that

[loluntilmypie]

That's how I finish: "Slot-- AAAAAAH! Thank you very much now!"

[bravesiremma]

Since when has lime and cinnamon mixed together made cola? Stupid idea for a new type of sweet.

[AJBiskit]

@bravesiremma Actual lime and actual cinnamon may not, but the flavours might. It's a fascinating science, creating flavours for foods, even natural ones can taste totally unlike what you'd expect. Plus I'm fairly certain some kind of cola's do have lime in them.

[hanito294]

TADA.

[hanito294]

loooool

[cartmansdouble]

they're okay and its good for virgins

[N00b1n4T0R64]

surprise butsecks!

[boomTing233]

the first time i had them, the first thing me nd my friend both said was

"Well, This is a letdown..." -_-

[applegirl3425]

rape!

[GracieinYoFacieTV]

Good idea... but it looks so WRONG o_O

[gregg1944553]

ewwww??

[KonVeger]

"Slot"?

"Magical Flavours"?

"COMBINATIONS"?

...I bet the designers had a good laugh while making this.

[adam100115]

Too bad there's only like 4 sweets in the bag..

[TheGamingmaster13]

@adam100115 and they have no taste....

[NickDude555]

Moral of the Story: It's ok to have sex before marraige.

[SCOBY193]

na not funny and so wrong!!!

[lugailover]

LOL This is so wrong. But they taste So good!!

[AxelWedstar411]

That's the guy from The Mighty Boosh and The IT Crowd aint it? What's his name?

[mnopabyqubopaby]

@AxelWedstar411 Matt Berry :)

[Director4me]

They taste nicee :') ...even though it's pretty messed up :l

[5964ibra]

"slut yourself together" ? Is that what the kids are supposed to know when they buy this fucking thing?

[killerdeathmetal18]

these taste like shit :)

[brendandruff]

Spam 7 for free Porn!

[RPMgo]

SUPRISE BUTTSEX LOL

[luster276]

Sometimes I just think companys know the dodgy aspects of their products and just want to troll us ^^

[MrDan2593]

MARRY?

HA HA HA

Trumpets

[RapidashIsOnFire]

"Slot yourself together"....



[RapidashIsOnFire]

"Slot yourself together"....



[mrchinchillaman99]

where do babys come from........GUZZLE PUZZLE LOL

[sheepyuea]

If i could have anyones voice in the world it would be his.

[AxelWedstar411]

Took the words right out of my mouth.

[ihatecrazyfrog]

I love Guzzle Puzzle :D

[kerryman84]

mmmm guzzle puzzles

[libertygibet]

its not selling sex to kids cause kids dont even see the ad with that type of mindset. all they see is a confused sweet find a funny solution to a problem. theres no ulterior thoughts behind it because unlike adults or teens kids dont see the world revolving around sex. thats why Disney is for adults and children, cause they do innuendos and only adults understand them.



[mrchinchillaman99]

............WTF its like sex

[aSlightlyMoistTowel]

SUPRISE BUTT SECKS!!!

[DOPEY9233]

is this halal

[superturner12]

They taste like every other product they sell.

[kestrel1997]

candy porn..tasty :D

[AlphaShotZ]

Its magical :P

[annasavarese]

LOOKS SO WRONG !!! :p

[ojamalio]

Then they don't even make a flavour.

[RichDanfb123]

i love this ad

[amygardenwainman]

XD!!!!

[LiteulLynx]

Penatration sweets

[1lostprincess]

so wrong !!

[Rapchaid]

SO much sexual tension

[creeperslayer346]

shazam penatration

[aoifeluvzk]

if its not in magazines its in sweets haha..AT LEAST SOMEONES GETTTING SOME

[aoifeluvzk]

@aoifeluvzk im joking

[horseloveremily123]

they look so cool

[Raichu247]

They're really nice actually.

[CoolBlokeAndABit]

My little brother saw this advert and, being as easily influenced as he is, tried to reconstruct it with me. Now I have to poo through a tube.

[chubeviewer]

these sweets are soo horrible dont buy them

[mrshumpes98]

best 31 secords of my life.......

[VK1980]

I am so glad that I am not the only who thinks there is something very adult about this. Personally I find these adverts hysterically funny. People at my work do not get it. Do I belong to a group who have sick minds or do I work with a bunch of prudes.

[elliot888ify]

lol saw this the other day love it

[TheWaystone]

I bought a pack of these and it was completely lime flavour pieces. National confectionary co. I AM DISSAPOINT.

[92cosmicgirl]

AWWWW, thank you!!!! Lol. how awfully crude!!!

[stu0500]

No not rape but... Surprise sex!

[amykennymusic]

marry yourselfs? oh my god just stick it in the fuckin hole problem solved haha

marrying yourselfs?surely were giving the kids the wrong idea ... you dont get that much action when you're married haha

Id love to be a kid again and look at this and not see anything wrong with it, being so innocent:) it sticks out like a sore thumb to the older people

Nevertheless I GOTTA TRY THESE PRONTO!!! :)

[MrLegend4life]

is it me or did the green one jus rape the pink one

[busybum606]

OHH! THANKS YOU VERY MUCH NOW! THANKS NOW! TAADAAA!!

[dakodiac]

talk about selling sex to kids....

[ITzMATTYDx]

beast

[runescape2215]

rofl, i thought this was rude LOL :L

[finle5y2]

i bought this crap ages ago and all i got was hundreds of reds and pinks in 1 bag... 1 FREAKING BANANA. U CALL THAT GREAT FRUITY FLAVOR COMBINATAINS.

[moonoXD]

they taste like shit

[Harmon1998]

is it wrong that this video gave me a boner?

[narissaeh]

they dont taste of anything.



[MrDONEman4444]

@narissaeh Of Course They Don't . . . . . There Bubble Gum Remember!!!

[almightyadlouis]

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[danagol1985]

These sweets are horrible. I tried some the other day, and they're so bland and lacking in taste, and colour.

I usually get my candy shipped over from the USA. American food tastes so much better...

[20cFilmWannabe]

@danagol1985 you get your food shipped from America ? seriously mate ?

[danagol1985]

@20cFilmWannabe Yup! It's the only way to get the best tasting food possible. I get sweets, fizzy drinks, crisps, the lot shipped over.

For some reason, people in the UK seem to think sweets should be sweet flavoured health snacks. But thats not true; sweets are supposed to taste as nice as possible, and look good with bright hues of colour - not be healthy.

If I want health, ill have a salad. But I also want the option to have unhealthy good tasting food too. Thats why I love American food.

[niggaindehood]

they dont taste different at all

[footone1]

They taste like rubber....

[akitajap]

These are actually tasty.

[THEBIGMACwithcheese]

WTF?



[theophano69]

so so worng, and i prefer haribo

[GagaLuvv]

So wrong, so so wrong...

[SummerMaryNight]

these sweets are disgusting

[PeaceLoveandMovies]

@SummerMaryNight they're well nice! not so sure about the adverts though, they worry me a little

[ScorpioCarly]

After my dad and I first saw this on TV, he asked "Carly, are you thinking it too?" D:

[FestMonster]

I typed uk dubstep and got this WTH ?

[purplebananafish]

HELLO TYRANASAURUS ALAN

[CptRexFilms987654321]

"How do we get the magic flavor"

"You just Marry ur selves together"

"What?"

"Marry ur selves"

"Huh?"

"You both f**k"

"OHHHHH"

[fodsteve1]

SLOT AHHHHHHHHH!

[harvey92sahota]

cant stop laughing, i didnt even know what marrying your self together ment untill this advert came on! thank you guzzle puzzle!

[TheEvilcia]

i luv this sweets we even gave them a new name the s.. sweets but they dont make all the flavors on the back the cola one tasts fine but the rest dont make tha nice a flavore hehe xx still luv them tho xx

[spainengland1]

next thing you know they will make goowy versions of these sweets that squirt out when u "connect them"

[brutus5485]

I decided to buy some Natural Confectionery Co. Guzzle Puzzle sweets today, to see what all the hype was about. I have to say I was a bit disappointed. The sweets apparently just ‘marry’ together; well I couldn’t get them to marry together at all. What’s more, when I did manage to get the dodgy looking sweets to ‘get it on’ I only had three of the polo shaped ones to play with anyway...

...honestly, I had to eat a pack of Rowntrees Sour Pastels to get over the ordeal.

[Raz0r88]

Best advert ever! 

[daniixxmcrxx]

It's like sex education for 5 year olds!

[deadboy180]

Marry?

[bulletproof490]

did i just see candy porn?

[Jakoloco]

Is that Matt Berry from the IT crowd I hear in my earholes ?

[Emmalena]

@Jakoloco it is yes, he's in a lot of adverts including a new catherdral cheese advert...

[adzaa]

@Jakoloco just thought I'd add in some other matt berry stuff you might want to check out, Garth Marenghi's darkplace (my favourite comedy) The mighty Boosh, Snuffbox and BCAD A Rock Opera which was his own work. Also try and catch his live music tours when they're on they are amazing!!!

[geri4374]

'slot ahhhh' right, is it just me or is that abit sexual for kids sweets?

[endabrady100]

did they.........just have sex?!!

[No1Fan4SWAC]

Slot? AHHHHHH~! Thank you very much!! Thanks now! TA DAA~

[poparobinson]

that looks WRONG

[billionairization]

gotta say i thought the same about childrens sweets

[billionairization]

gotta say i thought the same

[NinjaTurtleRiko]

CATONKEY! :D

[dez8508]

looool marrie come on gay sweets lol

[Beswick93]

SLOT! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Thankyou very much! thanks now. TA DAAAAA! LOL!!

[hawwy1987]

@laurenhealeyxo I know! You slot them together and they start falling apart. But if you succeed in getting them in your mouth they fall apart anyway making the idea useless!

[lozeilou0071]

I didn't know sweets could have sex :3

[RhiAll3x]

HAHA! Love it!

[ThePrestonChannel]

LOL u know this shit so funny everytime i watch it its like watching a porno in sweetland ! Damn arent cadburys filthly

[ThePrestonChannel]

@ThePrestonChannel Ah u know this is a company is owned by Cadburys

[RedPearlPrinces]

lmao when i first watched this i was like o___o'''' and he finally gets it in

[MrsGeeCat]

This advert looks so wrong - but the sweets are ok!!! :P lol

[1jesskitten]

they are so disgusting they are just cheap crappy sweets like rubber!!!!!!:(

[nichickmet]

i swear this is endoursing rape

[musicallytalented2]

im so glad other people have noticed the sexual nature of these sweets lol

[TheAceofspades01]

This is amazing

[LeoniandAnna]

paahaha.

[gooner0121]

LOOL

[floranugget]

these are disgusting sweets

[MegaMariostar64]

its kinder wrong i think hes happy when they "slot together" it might be a boy

[SugarPandaProduction]

Anyone notice

when they 'slotted together'

he was like

ah!

[mcpurple92]

worst idea ever

[89Ytube]

Hello Guzzle Puzzle Helpline

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

I love Matt Berry. -3

[h5tuu]

Brilliant advert!

[DemonicWolf100]

When they said:

Yellow: Yeah like slotting yourselves

Pink: Slotting ergghhh....

That's when that dirty green b*st**d makes his move on pinky.

[clubpenguin1212100]

@DemonicWolf100

lol XD

[SugarPandaProduction]

That's so wrong

Ahhh!

[ElectrexOnline]

hahaha best advert ever!

[Bonkerz8612]

i brought these today :D

im soo gunna uplaod a vid of this - check it out! :)

[ChannelDoo]

Sweet sex.

its just wrong :/



[T0XiicAngel]

Omg xD I totally got to buy these.

[YinYangAngel1]

rule 34

[FionaBoosh]

Designed by a man.

[STR4WB3RRI3S]

that was kinda sexual...

sorry guys..but u Failed xD

[GalSpan92]

Slot? Ahhhhhhhh! :D Thankyouu very muchh, TaaaDaaaa xD

[KaseyMariaAmyJen]

Umm so so so dodgey Ewww

[Jess2w2]

the adverts are awesome they look cool i bought someand they were discusting

[moomydawson]

Absolute genius! Love it! Taaadaaa!

[sardinz1]

The dirty people of this advert

[jammiejames1]

Just saw this on the tele, f**king amazing :)

[SummerMaryNight]

Slot aaa!

[1percentAvailability]

Mmmm... They look Yummay :D

[CatorsCinema]

the weird thing is the flavor combos really work ...

[addictbarbie]

add me people!!! 

[JelyIsCool]

I CANT FIND THESE SWEETS ANYWHERE!!! x(