VOODOO IF YOU DO DO

[beltanebabe55]

Hey Deek thats a really BIG figleaf you've got there.

[LaPieinsky]

WOW!!!! Whistles!!!!

[Hostile]

... How can one man be so hairless...

[LaPieinsky]

NICE!!!!!!

[LifeIsLife1984]

This guy is amazing! 5* fucking stars (Coke)

[xawecyst]

I can't prove you are right Deek, but I can believe you are. I can't prove atoms, no-one can, but we believe in them too. As for teaching kids Deek, shouldn't the parents decide what they consider best for them? Or should we let the State decide? The same State run by those criminals you expose so well? I don't think I want those criminal scum educating my kids in their morality. Maybe need to re-think this one a bit Deek? Keep up the good work though.

[Weddze]

exactly, so keep your beliefs to yourself xawecyst

[Escapewithin]

Interesting videos you make, Ive seen a few of them. For your own sake, I must comment on this one; as it seems it is somewhat lacking in logic. For instance the part about how if there is a God who created humans in Gods image, that God must be a fucked-up individual: A father may be a wonderful person and have a son who becomes a serial murderer--the son is in the image of the father, but by their actions theyre very different.

[Escapewithin]

Then the thing about if God were to come to the earth that God would be put in a mental house, screaming that we must all be judged for our sins; presumably God came to the earth—Christians call him Jesus..

And although there are about 1.1 billion non-religious people on the planet, half of them are classified as theistic.

~

Keep up with trying to save the world,

Best wishes

[mtdewramen]

Religion in general is for the people that don't wish to think too much for themselves, or take responsibility for their own problems. That was merely his opinion on it in general, and that was mine. This is coming from a person that saw the crap of a cult first hand.

[Anthraxbtbo]

except a divine being, capable of creating worlds and dimensions would not create a being so fucking bloodthirsty and psycho as to blow each other up

a perfect divine being making an imperfect creations does not equal some guy impregnating a women and raising a shit son

[theylive23]

The belief in some off-world god who's going to come and save us from ourselves is just a huge act of avoiding responsibility for your own actions, and leads to severe mental illness, the destruction of your own thought processes, the deluded justification of self-righteous murder, and the invasion of other peoples' countries.

Just grow up and leave your imaginary friends behind.

[flangelet]

Excellent Video.

Not seen so much truth in one 7:08 youtube video before!

Pity believers shun videos like this.

[gat6000]

I got a boner watching this.

[callum0913]

hahahahaa

[Grew2Strong]

Deek... Your just Gettin Stronger every day...hay....

i must say.... it's only peoples egos that makes them "think" they are the most intelligent animal on this planet. but humans have conveniently forgotten that they have the ability to entertain Fantasy in thir minds, which has Nothing to do with Reality. Cause the Reality is that humans are Actually the Dumbest animal on this planet. they are born knowing Nothing and have to learn everything. if left alone before age 7 they die.

[MercurialHeist]

Ah,but I'm thinking *something* must be protecting this video from irate rapture freaks flagellating you via the one-star bitch slap...Tesla Shield?

[OrchidMaroon]

Deek you are a real twinkle pie. = )

[Wiebe1967]

Deek You Rule!

[planetxsearchforthet]

TechnoIsFaggotCrap are you aware you have serious issues?

[OrchidMaroon]

Morons normally don't have the ability to self reflect. Just my thoughts. LOL.

[planetxsearchforthet]

simple solution. Borrow all the bankers money. pay your house off. put it in your childs name and go bankrupt. If everyone does it thats the end of this era of being fucked over. come on they've done it to us so lets do it back! And it'll teach brown and bush the bailout merchants whose got the power.

[miskokinoo]

Only news bulletin I watch!

[soupdragon42]

The major religious institutions are all controlled, like everything else. Another great vid! Profound, intelligent, and fkn witty.

[xanor88]

0:51 - my pussy

[rossyboy1000]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[700bees]

God is love. What is love astronomer. Baby don't hurt me. Can everything be opaque?

[tkstka]

ENGLISH DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?

[ahdkaw]

insightful as ever, thank you.

[BobHaulk]

Are you a true scotsman under that fig leaf ? or like your theories, there is nothing to it ?

[GenXRanter]

Onward christian materialist whores! Onward for Jesus!

Priceless!

[vef444]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Best vid ever.

[mmooseknucklepieface]

i believe in god but this is pretty funny God is kinda a dick sometimes lol

[NufffRespect]

hehe excellent vid

[sd9883]

deek YOU DA MAN....

Fu*k the Elite

[BobHaulk]

Them conservative chicks are hot. Sarah does it for me. Who the fuck wants a skinny hippie chick reeking of chick-peas and humus and always complaining about the poor and the oppressed sucking their dick. Conservative women are dirty fuckers, thats why we need sin. They feel bad about their deviant sexual behavior but can't help themselves. I bet Bill Clinton wouldn't think twice about sharing a cigar with the next vice president of America.

[warpedcomedy]

Wow. All times I watched FKN newz, I never even expected this, nudefan.

[fknnewz]

who says I cant?

[poppapump444]

deek u should do pull ups and pushups.....u look complacent...get in shape

[poppapump444]

good video

[A19Z89]

Deek for President!~!!!

Hey---something's different, did you lose a few pounds, or get a haircut or something?

I Hope that's not poison Ivy Deek.

[Griffiths20]

FKN News Yeaahh!!!

[legodude666]

you guys are retarded. Right and Wrong/Good and Evil is all on your point of view. I mean hilter thought he was good!!!!

[hellboy17x2]

so did stalin, pol pot, both bushes, and clinton

[upshot13]

but did that make him right? dont see how right and wrong is a point of view, sounds like nwo propaganda. you get that from zietgeist andennium or what-ever?

[fknnewz]

abortion! right or wrong good or bad?...or just an opinion in the mind of ape like bacteria bags.

[IntrntObsrvr]

This is, by far, my favorite episode of the fknnewz.

[theblackBay]

FKN NWS FKN ROcks

[poppapump444]

gobbledy gook is a real word too....look it up in the dictionary..its there.....kill your competition..

[BobHaulk]

in the dictionary gobbledy gook is defined as adj; "shite believed by people who think there is a nwo and that they plan to kill us all by slowly by making us eat to much, get fat in front of the telly and calcifying your brain with toothpaste. Or 9/11 was an inside job, done so's america could attack iraq even though they had attacked it before without a "staged" terrorist attack.

noun; a Vietnamese whore

[mobhit88]

I still have a man-crush on Deek and Ron Paul. And I am not even gay!!!

Fuck the NWO!!

[mcetcher]

Onward Christian materialist whores! Onward for Jesus! Hooooooooo!

[950horsepower]

Yea! FKN NEWS rocks!

Cheers!

What a wild-man.

Amazing job.

I'd be lost without the FKN NEWS!

Get your own FKN TV show.

...and hurry up about it. That way you can be wrong once in a while, and no one will notice.

When I want ridiculous, I want to watch a show that KNOWS it's ridiculous.

Hurray! FKN NEWS takes over the world.

5 * (anuses)

[FORCETHETRUTH]

WTG DEEK! We love you! Hey, what kind of weed can you get in scotland? Any good trichomes in it? Let us know!

[Puzzoozoo]

Hope you had your socks on, it gets a bit chilly in Scotland this time of year. Anyway 5 *.

[WhatIsNotSeen]

Yet another 5 *s! 2.5k$ a day for clothing is just another sales-related expense to keep the Trillion dollar machine going. Yet another Spectacle to distract attention. Yawn...

[bitchbutcher]

wow. you simply nailed the points! if any one can argue about this he is simply an ignorant fuck.

[mh456321]

dont agree with your "their is no good or evil" theory, surely with that theory you argue for the right of the military industrial complex to do whatever the f' they like....

There is good and evil, problem is evil is not above masquerading as "good" and "good" sometimes fails and does "evil"

[fknnewz]

you may not like what some people do but that doesnt make it evil. People do what they like you have an opinion..doesnt make it good. If the laws of physics allow an event then it is.All of your opinions about morality wont stop it happening. you cant measure or bottle good and eveil , they do not exist except in your mind.

[zezt]

I really dig your vids, but that relativism idea is straight NWO Ageism! I mean. IF I see someone rape a child that IS evil. it dont matter about an 'opion' it is wrong/bad/not-good/harmful/tox­ic...EVIL. Know what is evil

[Zepherian]

You think? I suspect good and evil are hardwired into the laws of physics themselves, as basic frequencies. Love uplifts, fear destroys. Order and chaos. Seek love and your life changes for the better, cling on to fear and you wither and die. This is certain because it's part of reality, as much as a round earth going around a star.

Measurable? Probably, but I don't know how :p You can however bottle them up within yourself...

[fknnewz]

Some people fear spiders? others dont . some people love beer other love their children ,this is all gobbledy gook. Love will not collect the light from a star a billion years away. Fear will not stop the stars shining..bollocks. Human emotions exist, thats not the same as good and evil. good is what you like, if it were immutable, I would like it too, and I dont so it isnt.

[Zepherian]

*looks up lovingly at a the stars*

What I like is defined by the very system that created me, you can't understand mankind out of the context of it's environment.

"I don't so it isn't?" lol, you still got a ways to go man, but you'll probably make some entertaining videos along the way, so alls good.

[LuxuriousLuxembourg]

DUDE you fucken rock man. I'll be on TV once my book is done and all. Please don't make fun of me hehehe. your the best. just stick on my side! :) The rich or those who come from a rich area arn't always lucky my friend. Trust me I know this!

[mh456321]

@fknnewz well, it's a word that defines a thing, so good and evil do exist, they are words and concepts long established. Now perspective and even education can change the view that is true, but still I think there are definitions of good and evil. Perhaps the Cathars are a classic example, if you are a Cathar then you may like the name bon chretiens, if not you may think they got it back to front and upside down. ???

[fknnewz]

@mh456321 words cannot contain it - lao tzu

[Seneka4295]

Interesting new look Deek, hopefully you'll start a new fashion trend.

Spacetiiiime!

[TodMcInerney]

Yes ... Deek has developed a new look,I think that it could really take off so to speak.

[RevolutionaryJam]

900,000 dollars a year that could be saving the rainforrest or sumit

[davidnightingale]

Palin's wardrobe is very cheap when adjusted for the real rate of inflation.

[raindog951]

I'm sure I saw a bit of pudenda poking out from that fig leaf....Have to watch it again....and again....and again....

[Disthron]

Wow...

[uberjim83]

"Astronomers don't believe, we know." Not true. Astronomy, like all branches of science, is filled with conjecture and various as-yet-to-be-confirmed hypotheses and not-quite-fully-developed theories. Explanations for physical events are constantly changed to fit new evidence, so it would be irresponsible to refer to such ideas as "knowledge." It'd be more accurate to say that religious people believe and that's that, whereas astronomers believe but test their beliefs and change accordingly

[Kalydosos]

Agreed!

[fknnewz]

the world is round...yes or no, it goes round the sun ..yes or no. All matter (except hyrogen and some helium) is made inside stars by fusing hydrogen atoms together. yes or no. We know, join us ! there are many ignorant savages to be saved. Save yourself, join now and travel the infinite road of eternal study. Remember universe helps those who help themselves. spacetime

[lordblazer]

dude "The Astronomers" is a fake group made up by this guy whose main purpose is to study nature, and the universe they live in. The main plan is to get people to buy a package then sign up for somethign to sell their package so they can save up money to buy the planet because we erally could do that shit XD. Point is it's all a parody, and he made it up, and that's the make believe group's purpose. Buy earth and have everyone study the universe and acheieve knowledge of universe XD. its funny.

[fknnewz]

Thanks Lordblazer, tho we are now not so much "Fake" as satirical, we hope to move on to laughable and then , plausible, followed by profitable, feasable, respectable and eventually unstoppable. Pausing along the way at hilarious, practical, subversive and unifying (isnt that a dichotomy? its at least an oxymoron). Universe made us to know, universe made us Astronomers.

[lordblazer]

Cool man. I'm here in Japan now, and I look at the news to hear what is going on in my country(US) and it's ridiculious man. I wish we could wake up, but I think people do wake up, but want to sleep because they feel hopeless or at the very least feel like they can't do anything about it, and that really gets on my nerves.

[lordblazer]

Your videos are great btw they entertain, and bash on the nwo conspiracy theorist who just want to talk about it then tell you there is no stopping it. Hell people say its the end times and shit and that really irritates me because this shit is real easy to stop we just don't want to do it, and the human consciousness isn't awake.(the nwo 2.0 thing wher ethe guy was liek STFU if you have no real solutions to the problem)

[kdubi806]

if you wake the fuck up we can stop the nwo but i guess you wanna be a slave huh

[BobHaulk]

it really annoys me when retards who believe in a nwo tell others to wake up. What makes you think you know whats going on any more than anyone else. Is it because you've watched a couple of right wing christian fundamentalists films made by alex jones, david icke and other fantasists and have lost all reason and forgotten the basic laws of the universe like believe what you want and don't impose what you believe on others

i'd tell you to wake up from your delusion but then i'd be a twat

[kdubi806]

im not a christian im not a muslim im not a jew, buddahist, hindu, etc. but im not trying to impose my beliefs on you im simply giving my opinion. i apologise for bein rude but please tell me why u think i have lost all reason and why you dont believe there is a NWO

[BobHaulk]

Why don't i think there is a new world order? mmm lets see, one question, what happened to the old world order ?

Bollocks to the whole thing. Who gives a fuckin monkeys about what other people get up to. Me, am gonna get ma kicks before the whole shit hits the fan. You only get one life, no second chances. Why would you spend it bitchin' about the rich, fuck em. Get wasted every fucking day, as much as you can take, then take more, i do and i'm having a fucking ball. I'm rich though,it helps.

[planetxsearchforthet]

HMMM conflicting view. theres no new world order.....gonna get my kicks before the whole shit hits the fan. by the way the old world order(nazi germany) was deemed it wouldn't work hence why now they are trying to do it by deception not force. Look around but hey if you don't believe thats your choice. sounds like you might deep down though.

[swaanson]

There is a lot of misinformation everywhere and I was once saying the same words you were.

I ended up travelling around the world and I realized something: it isn't the people who are mad. It's our governments who spread fear. Now fear doesn't promote anything good, ever. Think about that. I hope you don't deny that the biggest leaders have been calling for a world government for many decades now. That leads to corporatism, which has profit above ethics, nature and regard for human life.

[planetxsearchforthet]

The mad people are the ones who know the governments are corupt(95% of the world) and choose to do nothing. so your part right.

"FOR EVIL TO TRIUMPH ALL IT TAKES IS FOR GOOD PEOPLE TO DO NOTHING" thankfully what ever the outcome I know I didn't just stand by and let it happen. The one world government plan goes back centuries not decades. maybe even further.

[BobHaulk]

if the one world government plan goes back centuries then they're not very good at it then, are they ? You cant tell me you don't enjoy a standard of living you couldn't dream of even 30 years ago. It's the dogs bollocks man, really it is.

There is no NWO only rich people trying to hold on to their wealth. it's ok thought because you dont need them or they're money, you just need love in your heart and a load of booze,pills,weed,rock'n'roll and someone to fuck you. and a good hair cut.

[legodude666]

i want to like where you are, far away from the crazies and able to skate in peace. Plus i just love Japan

[fknnewz]

which part of the earth is round, or the earth goes round the sun is a theory? thats an old chestnut"ooh science is just a bunch of theories" bollocks we "know" loads of things , indisputably , fundamental facts. Facts which at various points were disputed, oppressed, subverted by morons. The laws of physics rule 1 million dollars for proof otherwise.......

[uberjim83]

True. However "theory" refers to any hypothesis that has been tested and substantiated by evidence; therefore there are theories that we know to be true. Geocentric theory is true, atomic theory, universal gravitation etc are all true. However, that doesn't mean that scientists DON'T have any beliefs or opinions; they still have lots of hypotheses that aren't substantiated yet, and theories that aren't quite fully fleshed out.

[planetxsearchforthet]

Can I have my million dollers now or are you going to explain how it's possible for a bumble bee to fly? It's not physics it's a resonant wave theory that rules the universe check it out i can't fault it but would be happy to listen if someone else can. I post too much sorry.

[fknnewz]

A myth says that scientists once proved that bumblebees should not be able to fly. The myth started from an over-simplified calculation on a napkin at a dinner party. But detailed models of the flight of the bumblebee are limited because they are based on tethered bumblebees. Now Lijang Zeng of Tsinghua University in China devised a laser system that accurately measures the key parameter in the flight of any insect

[BobHaulk]

Man that's interesting, few i'm fucking bouncing now. This is why i love the fucking news:we get right to the heart of debate. Where else could you find debate where the proof of a god can be determined by the flying capabilities of the humble bumble bee. However.

What i want to know is, how do you tether a bumblebee? Do you need a small pair of zarcon encrusted tweezers, a poodle and small reel of thread ?

[planetxsearchforthet]

Thank you deek you may keep you million for now I'll look into it.

[AboutEnergy]

@fknnewz I agree with so much you say - but think you may be too hung up on 'saving the planet' stuff ie too worried about resources when planet will prob fuck us -off with an ice age and regenerate anyway. In your comments you say theres nothing after death - and thats where you lose me and reckon Icke and others have a better holistic understanding.

[KnowledgeIzPower888]

Deek you would look way hot if you toned up a bit and wear a  pot leaf!!

[Jimmer525]

man you have the BEST lines

[GeneKalmes]

What did you do bathe in Nair?

[ExoticGawdess]

Now that the price of gasoline has gone down, police are out in mass looking to ticket anyone for anything. The city needs to nickle and dime us to death or they might have to learn the meanings of fiscal responsibility and efficiency. Lord knows they don't read or own a dictionary. You can praticaly read their minds, "You must be punished severely. You are a bad bad person. Fasten your belt belt after you pay this excessive fine."

[ExoticGawdess]

Voodoo doo caused Californians to fall for the carpool lane. 20 people benefit from it in 10 minutes but 1000's more sit gridlocked too and from work because 1 lane is closed to everyone else. Opening the right shoulder when there's no accident in the shoulder could open the San Fernando Pass making commuting swifter for Los Angelenos. Oil mongers don't want us to find solutions. I hear them chanting now, "Gridlock is a fact of life, accept it. Close you mind to solutions. Say and do nothing."

[uberjim83]

Opening the right shoulder wouldn't work, because people who stalled on the right shoulder wouldn't have anywhere to pull over.  Besides, who's stopping you from carpooling?

[gmfutube]

So car pool! Isn't that a solution?

[MiGP1981]

LOL

[splintercell99]

how come the views aren't up to 100 plus thousand!

[bandit2888]

Always wonder what u look like naked. GUess one dream came true. HAHA keep up the fuckennews

[RonPaulIsiah]

thats kinda gay man... unless ur a chick

[abzu888]

TimeSpace

[abzu888]

Space Time

[Snowflake70]

3rd party ONLY

Ron Paul

Ralph Nader

Mckinney

Ventura

Remember the lesser of two evils is still  EVIL.....

[danmanjones]

laws of nature is just our consensual interpretation of how things work

both faith & these laws are overrated if u ask me.

[PollenB]

Thanks for the grins!

[Nitreous]

Love these vids .. pure genius

[ArmedByOurEnemies]

your fkn amazing fknnewz guy!!! lol all the way through

[xNewWorldOdor]

SINNERRRRRRRRRR

[ShilgenVens]

"women voter bait"  - Awesome!

[ShilgenVens]

What's a "nig-worshipper"?

[angelom32]

well im going to have to unsubscribe after hearing you talk about God like that... yes there are tons of fake religious people out there who say one thing and do another but there are also sincere ones. If everyone would do as the new testament says this world would be totally different...

[fknnewz]

the laws of physics rule nature, there is no god?

[davincij15]

Your choice but I believe in God but I agree with your statements about religion is counter intuitive.  That's why I stopped going to church they rob and steel in the name of God. I ain't down with that.

[godbluffvdgg]

hey deek i hope that wasn't poison ivy in front of your dork. Great video, as always. would you mind if I sent your info to alex jones? I think you would be great on his show. carry on-- peace

[uberjim83]

Good deal. If people want to worship something, just slap a name on the laws of physics and worship that! Or just use some vague phrase like "mother nature" or something. As long as we don't anthropomorphize it, and think that it "wants" something of us.

[WillEyedOney]

*waves bye bye*

[planetxsearchforthet]

HMM palin a perfect leader. yeah if your alright with the governments money being wasted even more than it is. GOD has no place in politics.

[DuralastTurbo]

Yea' you're right - U can organize people so much easier with nihlism & suicidal hatred 4 the future. People don't need 'god' - they need a barrels of booze & mountains of self-loathing like Mr. Fkn Newz. He is the pillar of our future - & his children will spread his message far & white ... O' wait, he's 2 busy bitchin' 2 turn N E chix on 2 drop babies 4 him. Oh well - let's all go jump off a cliff instead of joining the eternal cycle of nature & joining Lord Palin, fertility warrior goddess

[DuralastTurbo]

There's a gr8 movie called 'Casshern' - it really illustrates the 'people R leaves on a tree' thing well. U know, that's Y we had 2 nuke Japan (if we were ever gonna' win). They R so dedicated - so unbeatable. We were losing 40 men per square mile or something B 4 we nuked 'em. I guess they get their skill from their emense self-hatred & cynicism... NOT!

[LastReplaySC]

@ Age: 24 DuralastTurbo

I think "we" did fuck all, I think "we" got no incoming SMS sent to us via Cell Phone telling us that "WE" should nuke anyone or any Japanese city and I also think that "WE" should shut the fuck up!

[TRUTHINLIEZ]

¥T

[Mikey34549]

You speak the truth naked man.

[LiquidMetalBand]

HOooooooooly shit. This gets more random every week. And now you're naked!

[dellsprospects22]

lol..this much flesh makes me blush..omg..wow..hehehehehe

[planetxsearchforthet]

Mate you've made my day. every time i hear the voodoo that you do do. it's so brilliant. that'll teach gods flock. hey sheep are a flock too.

p.s george orwells real name was ERIC BLAIR. Big warning from mr orwell on the family plans?

[lyden2006]

I saw my parents boning once, and I never looked at a gorwnup the same again. =(

[Joe40oz]

LOL!

[snownet]

you look better in a suit :p