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  • 4:25.. EHHH- what the fuck hahahaha

  • why cant catholics/christians be more like father coyne or father foster (maverick)? you know... with a brain and a sense of humor?

  • 8:40 seems historically accurate to me.

  • Father Maverick is a boss.

  • 7:28 WTF was that?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

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  • I fucking love father maverick! :D

    bill: that's not fair

    father maverick: yeah well pfft lololol

  • I'm liking this Father Maverick guy, he's surprisingly down to Earth for what I expected.

  • When I look at the creationist center guy I remember Bill Hicks's words:«Have you ever noticed how creationists look really unevolved?»

    This guy looks like a Homo Habilis for Fuck sake!!!!

  • i love the priest that knows its all bullshit lol

  • the Jesus character dude in this thoroughly reminded me of Zaphod Beeblebrox from the film version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • father maverick i do have some respect for he's definitely not ignorant and i really which all christians/catholics would have this mindthought

  • @prsplayer210 I absolutely agree. That scene made the movie for me.

  • "Do you like to whittle and blow on my bone too Eve?"

  • Jesus was 6th, who were the other 5? God, Mary....

    That's all I got.

  • Father Maverick should have been a damn voice actor.

  • 2:44 - 6:03 one of the best parts of the film

    "you just have to live and die with your stupid ideas" .... how true

  • 1:48 WOW he really wants to drive home the point that the scriptures are not teaching science...only God Creationism which is not science, it is magic.

    duh ya I get it.

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  • Its Yeshman Blechan.

  • Catholics invented the religion, they're obviously a lot cooler and layed back now, so it's their responsibility to give a history lesson to most dumb americana whacked out cult protestant offshoot christians.

  • what was with that girl running and screaming behind the yellow shirt guy at holy land

  • Um, the Bible never says that "God works in mysterious ways." That is a variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" which is from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog. Next?

  • If God works in mysterious ways, can't it work in ways that YOU don't understand as well?

  • Its so awkward watching them shake hands with their left hand in this flipped view.

  • Nuts Father: Are you God?

    Bill: ....... no.

    Nuts Father: (Stare full of win)

    Good job on finding the obvious Sherlock :)

  • Thats a badass father

  • Ironically, one of my favourite things about Christianity is the grand architecture. I mean, look at that marvelous stuff. It does give you the hope that something marvelous instead of something mundane is out there. I hope we're able to craft it with the aid of science.

  • @TearofFriendship Yes, but it so goes against itself... >< heh

  • Screaming noun at 7:27.

  • "This place is amazing" seems accurate for what Eden's supposed to be.  Nice going, Cartoon Adam.

  • Intellectuals that believe in religious stories must participate in some manner of Orwellian double think.

  • Father coyne, Bishop Shelby Sponge and Father Reginald Foster: wtf, rational people who fight against superstition and subscribe to superstition.............. who says pigs cant fly?

  • @Grandecasla

    You are only exposed to 4 minute segments of each and you expect them to explain their position?

    It's obvious you only get the abridged version.

  • question:do christians believe that the earth is 5,000 years old?

  • @obeeey91 I lot of religious people varied throughout all religions do not accept evolution... some don't even accept a belief in dinosaurs.... I've met many people strung through all sorts of religious backgrounds that do not believe the earth is more then a couple thousand years old.

  • Father Reginald Foster talks like a Billy Cosby and Carol Channing hybrid.

  • Father Reginald Foster rules.

  • proof that the church is a scam: they killed galileo when he found out the earth revolved around the sun and that not the earth was the centre of the solar system but the sun

    and the new testament was composed in the year 400 or so in a giant meeting were people decided what to put in it and what to leave out of it or changed it so they could receive more power

  • @ItsKnucklez damn, you're so right!

  • That Adam and Eve cartoon cracked me up!

  • I like that old man at 4:45

  • Well, YEAH I mean WHUP!

  • Lol How is Father Maverick a Father?

  • 8:00 facepalm

  • Ty for posting this! Religion is fake! I have known this since i was 6, use to ask questions to the sunday school teacher that she could not answer. That convince me.

  • that bald guy is spitting the straight truth

  • 3:46

  • Bill Maher is god. xD

  • All organized religion is bullshit! The Bible is fictitious and all religion revolves or comes from astrotheology. Check it out.

  • 5:30 JC doesn't even start for heaven's basketball team!

  • "Jesus" is hot.. O-o'

    IDK why, maybe its the long hair..

  • 7:27 ah fuck i had ginger tea coming out of my nose giggling at this point. But worth the laugh!

  • at 8:32 look at the women that are nodding in perfect unison LOL

  • Once again, I am an Atheist but why doesn't he interview any credible Christians. He just picks on retards the whole movie.

  • @MaidenSlave Well, none of the higher-ups will speak with him. They're too content with making tons of money.

  • @MaidenSlave To further add to what jhiller21 said, maybe if he would have gotten to speak to higher-ups, it would have been a much more interesting debate. But by showing followers who have no further connection to their church aside from believing its dogma, the majority of any church's members, you got to see how clueless most of these people were. They couldn't defend or articulate any of the things they claimed to believe in. And that's a major problem with religion, enslaving the masses.

  • The Jesus guy was very nice. He's just one of those dudes you kick it with on a regular day.

  • I'd like to think what that Loretta woman thinks of the Rapture she thought was gonna happen 2 days ago....jesus didn't come down and take her to heaven.

  • Are you god? (long pause) YESS!!!! NOW YOU DIE!!!!

  • @darthelghastN7 The flat earth and the sun revolving around the earth aren't anywhere in the bible as far as I know. If they are there, then it must be in the Old Testament, which is also known as the Torah or the 'Hebrew bible'. In my opinion it is dramatically different from Christian teaching and should never have been included along with the new testament. As an example: Why would buddahists include a hindu holy book along with their own holy book? It really doesn't make sense.

  • There are more creationists in America than in the Vatican. Actually the Pope doesn't believe in creationism and supports evolution.

  • i still like that Ham guy... he's pokerface master... P-P-P-Pokerface-P-P-Pokerface!

  • The only intelligent Christians are Catholics and some Protestants.

  • You can't put Catholics in the same category as other Christians. Catholics accept modern science and don't try to take peoples money like "Mega Churches" do.

  • @PaganVanityRivers Catholics don't take people's money? What about all the oppulence and wealth in the vatican. Gold, gold, everywhere. Where did that all come from? And why isn't it considered a "mega-church"

  • @PeterPiper00 Truthfully, yes, the Pope shouldn't live in a wonderful palace, but should live as Jesus did. But Just because he lives there doesn't mean the catholic Church is greedy. I've seen countless non-denominasional christians convert Walmarts into Churches. There a thoudands and thousands of churches that have huge venues, basketball courts, concert halls, and even movie theaters, yes movie theaters. The Vatican City however is one place where the figure head of millions of people live.

  • @PaganVanityRivers I also strongly disagree with the mega-church idea, and don't understand why people support them. But I wanted to point out that most protestants in the US do not go to a mega church. They have small community based churches in towns across the country. That seems to me the way it ought to be. Mega-churches concentrate wealth and power and are often run by a tele-evangelist-sort of character.

  • Father Maverick is the man, GOT IT?

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  • Father Maverick sounds like Yoda.

  • @TheNativefrog Yoda? Your connotation ist brilliat! "An attentive watcher you are! :)

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  • @TheNativefrog and has the same hair.

  • @TheNativefrog coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

  • @Hallinilla9 he's simply amazing

  • awsome

  • I love the old man!

  • I hope I'm still alive the day humans prove that evolution is true, or when we make first contact with aliens, I'd love to see the look of shattered hope on the faces of these overly zealous, religious fools.

  • I just don't get why the religious nuts feel so threatened by evolution. So God didn't create the earth in seven days. So what. Does it really matter that much how it happened?

  • @ArtaviusVander

    Humans have already proven evolution to be true.

  • @ArtaviusVander The fact that Aliens exist would be used as proof that god exists. "If Aliens exist, there must be a god." or something like that.

  • Personally, I'd rather go to Busch Gardens or Disney World than Holy Land...

  • @Caradog93 I'm a Christian and I completely agree with you, brother.

  • @Caradog93 Definitely a lot more REALISTIC! ;)

  • The part around 8:03 O___o

  • for CHrist's sake, couldn't Bill import a Mercedes minivan/van??? He is constantly on the background of the chyvy or ford minivan's window. That resemble idiotsim and ignorance of a religious, medevil, republican inland america...

  • @ramashkagromik Yeah, medevil idiotsim is really a bad way to present yourself.

  • @ramashkagromik Because naturally only an inlander would drive a Ford mini-van. Everybody in California and New York drives a Mercedes mini-Van, eh? ;)

  • @PeterPiper00 all i meant is that crown victorias as taxis, and those stupid ford econoline or whatever minivans look depressing, there resemble early 80's nastyness

  • lol they were pretty much proving his point when he asked if they saw the difference between the bible's stories and the childrens' storybooks.... All they were saying in defense was "No man had ever touched Mary!" instead of proving why or how. That's like him saying "Jack DID climb the beanstalk!" and just leaving it at that and assuming it's true.... which is EXACTLY what he was trying to point out

  • @MarkBradshawMusic Wait, wait! Are you trying to tell us that Jack did NOT climb the beanstalk?

  • Baba-deba-booba XD

  • I wish I could re-edit this. At the 2:18 mark, when the man says, "Are you God?" and Bill pauses and says, "no", I really, really wanted to cut to Ghostbusters where Peter Venkman tells Ray, "When someone asks you if you're a god, you say, YES!"

  • religous people are crassy! lmao

  • Why does the old priest guy sound like Bobcat Goldthwait?

    

  • Are you God? What if I say, yes. Are you willing to believe that desperately that you'd believe me. But then theirs the argument that people that don't believe have the risk of going to hell, so if you don't believe in me do you run an equal risk of going to hell as you would if you do believe in me. I am God come to the internet, I give you no proof and I only ask for your unbreakable faith.

  • 7 people will live and die with their stupid ideas

  • 4:13 babba dee baboobba

  • 09:00.

    FINALLY, some answers!

    ...Wait.

  • 3:37 - 5:56 If more clergymen were as cool and down to Earth as Father Reginald Foster, then maybe I would, possible consider, thinking of going back to church

  • Bill Maher sort of resembles Harrison Ford.

  • Are you god o.O

    .......no.......

  • @x0shade0x

    Ray, when someone asks if you're a god, you say yes - Ghostbusters

  • the guy in the biginning looks like an ape, and has problems with evolution?

  • are you God ? ... NO lmao

  • Americans are dumb because Christianity.

  • @LineaArlis When I looked him up on the web, it says he's a Latin expert, that's it. He's certainly not a theology expert. The fact is, the Church teaches that hell exists, and although of course we know December 25th mostly likely really isn't Jesus's birthday, it has become the accepted date for its celebration and an important part of our calendar. Just because some priest says something, doesn't make it true. Only the Magisterium defines Church teaching.

  • I bet that priest got fired.

  • @MetallicaRush101 No, dear. Catholics are NOT creationists. In fact, Catholics have quite an acceptable grasp of science for a religious bunch of people, not like zero-brain American street evangelists.

  • They mention Gaza Strip and Zionist Bill Maher shows guns what a pig.

  • That priest outside the vatican is full of baloney. He has absolutely no idea what he's talking about!

  • @thecommentmonster So? He has logic and he is entertaining. I find him to be an interesting character, and a fun guy.

  • 8:33, I love how the women in the background are nodding as if they know for a fact what she's saying is true because they know Mary personally and they know she didn't have sex, lol

  • @Boobalopbop lol Yeah because everything they wrote down has to be true! Along with the several other virgin births that are written back during that time.

  • @DisWldFrk90 Well, umm.. the fact that it's a REALLY OLD BOOK makes it true. ;)

  • @PeterPiper00 Yeah because back in those days nobody lied. They were all so honest they had halos over their heads :)

  • @Boobalopbop it makes it even better that they are nodding in unison, lol.

  • The old man from the Vatican sounds like yoda wtf!!!!

  • 8:00 haha subliminal messages in a cartoon about religion, what else is new.

  • random running girl at 7:27

  • @esotsm54 probably running from the religious mob who wants to stone her

  • @esotsm54 she was all scared 2!

  • @esotsm54 She seems to disappear after the second pillar. Where does she go? lol

  • @flobblepop1 Maybe it was a miracle. Hahaha.

  • @esotsm54 LOL WTF

  • OMG I think I'm in love with this priest. LOL

  • 2:24 - I'm gonna rip you, Bill!

    I love that dude's smug self-righteousness.

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  • Calling religious ppl crazy doesnt make them un-crazy. It just pisses them off which in turn highlights their craziness. Keep in mind that when you mock their god, you mock all the sacrifices they have made towards that god. If you truly want to win them over and put an end to the madness, stick with the SCIENCE, not personal attacks. This is why Bill Maher makes a shitty attempt at enlightenment.

  • It makes me so irritated when religious people say they will prey for you, i mean they just need to be punched in the face.

  • If all religious people were rational like Father Foster at the Vatican, religion would not be losing its popularity at such an alarming rate. Granted im sure he has some supernatural beliefs, but at least hes willing to admit the many plotholes of the bible and not take it so literally.

  • at 8:34 i never notices the 2 girls head nodding behind her. LOL

  • Creation Museum, Holy Land experience.... clearly, people in the US cant find any meaningful way to spend (AND make) their money...

  • Adam was jacking off the stick

  • 7:53 lol

  • Is pretending your Jesus mocking?

  • Religion wasnt science... it jailed science.

  • Holy crap its that guy with the Banana video!!!

  • Anyone want to check on the status of the job for the "Vatican's Astronomer"

    At least he tells it like it is.

  • when he asked bill are you god? i would have said yes lol

  • @westeastxybzd LOL... I would have said yes...thats why I am not looking for or praising him. LOL !

  • That guy's a priest? Well there goes my perception of Catholic holy people

  • The guy who plays Jesus is probably the nicest guy in the documentary.

  • @Sash5034 the vatican priest were too

  • Wait... Bill Maher is saying everyone from the Gaza Strip is a terrorist?

    Eugh...

  • @Darthcaboose87 He's a well-known zionist. Although I agree with bill on nearly everything, his stance on israel is the only thing I disagree with.

  • 8:06 LOLOLOLOL

  • Jesus has a cell phone!!!

  • Uhh dude, The footage is flipped backwards. If you'

    re going to post this. Post it corecttly

  • @Bladestar7 RSwanson72 flipped it so that YouTube couldn't take it down again. S/he explained it in the first part of the movie.

  • @Bladestar7  There is a specific reason for that which I can't mention here.

  • LOL 7:28 .... screaming Mary in the background!!!

  • The old man from the vatican sounds like YODA from star wars. May the force be with you brother.

  • We're so glad to have you here, just come in and...get blessed (buy our shit/give me your money)

  • To me, Jesus is the ultimate hippie :)

  • Holy land...well..I know where I'm going for my next vacation....in an Atheist shirt...I bet they won't let me it. You know, I've been to Florida countless of times, I even lived there for a year, never have I heard of that damn place.

  • Thanks for uploading this.

    

  • the holy land experience?!?!?! wooooow thats just a park full of crazies....can you imagine how Schizo those people are who work there?!?!?!?!?!

  • So in conclusion people go to "The Holy Land" to argue with other people. Sounds fun

  • These religious people are total kooks

    They're horrible hypocrites...they preach goodness but they aren't good at all

  • the old guy at the vatican in my hero, hands down.

  • the old guy is classic XD

  • @MARTINSTERN

    I know. I want to have a beer with him.

  • The Jesus guy looks just like Viggo Mortenson. And he's really nice. I like him even if he is a Christian.

    And his bit about the holy trinity is a great way of explaining their beliefs.

  • ah damn.. jesus forgot his cell phone

    guess he cant answer prayers via text message :/