Exploding Whale

[JohnHutch]

LMAO

[poppetjin]

LOL

[darkstitches]

EVERYONE IS MAD.

[larendor10]

COOL HHWALE?

HWWALE

[jegsimmonsproduction]

captain ahab should have done this.

[ShadowParanoya]

I knew that this video was old, but i never knew that you could play it on a calculator

[hydras2danewbunch]

Woo yeah! It's raining...whale?

[hydras2danewbunch]

Woo yeah! It's raining...whale?

[imagineers0]

Oregonians are usually a peace-loving people.

[TheRealAlyGirl]

HOLY SHIT, STOP REPLYING TO MY COMMENTS! DAMN!

[MidnightSun308]

@TheRealAlyGirl Huh?

[KieCuster]

@TheRealAlyGirl Why should we?

[TheRealAlyGirl]

@KieCuster because, fuck you. that's why. Ahaha

[h47h]

2:02 terrorists win.

[pineappleupside]

Hahahahaha-so surreal,I love it

[myNightmare1100]

blowing up whales just for laughs. :D

[DarthVuvuzealous]

they obviously did not use enough dynamite

[RIGUY75]

I see that plan worked well. See people explosives does solve everything. If something is in your way... Blow it the fuck up!

[IMAskaterNOThater]

Lol i love america.. We hav fun like this

[RIGUY75]

@IMAskaterNOThater Hell yeah!

[danmedphoto]

America! Fuck Yeah! Coming along to save the mother fucking day yeah!

[TheDavidOkeefe]

Hurr de durr big whale we need to remove hurrrm oh eye nose explosion hurr de dum durr

[supersmash43]

They shouldn't have blown up that whale and just have let it naturally let its course on the beach.

[POOPCACTUSFOOT]

I stand by the saying that " There are very few problems that can't be solved with the use of high explosives" :)

[JFrombaugh]

"Those in charge will not only remember what to do, they'll certainly remember what not to do."

I should hope so, too...

[Erich217]

KKKKKAAAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOMMM­MM !!!!!

[csanders2004]

poor whale

[guitarfreek1]

1:53 graboid

[MrCriticOfAll]

Forget the sea gulls they should've used japs.

[halo3freak224]

i have an ideawhy dont they PUSH IT BACK INTO THE SEA

[mustangmach12]

ummmm, why blow it up? isnt that creating more of a mess to clean up?

[Skettro]

YOU NEW GANG ARE THE WORST KILLIN A WHALE :C

[0a0x0e0]

land blubber newsman!!!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo

[corky2002]

A HALF TON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[MrGrorg]

this is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[marksoniscool]

A hwale really a hwale? do you want some cool hwip for that hwale blubber?

[linuslillen01]

hmm... not enough explosives.

[HelloNewYorkCity]

just let the seagulls eat the body!!!

[fenriz218]

@HelloNewYorkCity ... except, the sea-gulls were driven away by the blast.

[Germantownmadien]

It's raining whale...

[fenriz218]

@Germantownmadien ... hallelujah!

[walrusavior]

Fatasses r still deadly even wen theyre already dead

[tdyou]

"We're not sure how much explosives it's gonna take....but we know how much we're gonna use!" Thats a handy piece of information to have.

[superguitarnoob]

kentucky fried whale

[salakast]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!

[caiocrcosta]

But will it blend?

[bridgetwhipsin]

"Any respectable seagull" HAHAHA. 

[kendalbantam]

.... what not to do..... should have askedexpert Brit Blaster Bates to sort it... see shower of shiiit over shropshire

[BrooklynTheBoy]

"Americans trying to dispose of a dead whale" LOL

[TheHawaiianIkaika]

that is very disgusting. "The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell every where." as i said, disgusting.

[clammaster4]

@TheHawaiianIkaika you have no sense of humor buzzkillington.

[TheRealAlyGirl]

People are starving in Africa!!!!! We could have shipped it there and they would have ate that! Heck, it would have made for good sunscreen aswell.

[SUKDAMELON]

@TheRealAlyGirl I don't think the thing would have been good to eat because of bacteria build up inside...

[crazydrunkdog]

@TheRealAlyGirl retard that shit is full of bacteria and its rotten meat who the hell would eat that

[TheRealAlyGirl]

@crazydrunkdog You must be pretty stupid yourself to not know I was joking. Dueces.

[crazydrunkdog]

@TheRealAlyGirl shut the fuck you stupid bitch

[TheRealAlyGirl]

@crazydrunkdog Haha, oh, God! You hurt my feeling so bad, dear person that cannot correctly apply grammar. :)

[crazydrunkdog]

@TheRealAlyGirl suck my dick you annoying slut

[pacificpower98]

Did it get hurt?

[o0TreyRoyer0o]

@pacificpower98 its dead...

[pacificpower98]

@o0TreyRoyer0o Poor thing.

[TheCheatersHunter]

Whale. Whale everywhere.

[HappyGestapo]

Video should be renamed "When Whales Attack."

[mizokako]

they should have used more explosive :C

[f34rther34pr]

american intelligence. it sureis something

[BustDays]

im sure the japanese wouldve been happy to take it off our hands

[903harman]

fuck just drag it out into sea and let it go! fish will eat it!

[peeweejj]

We are a sad sad people...

[caulkins69]

This looks like the version I downloaded from an anonymous ftp site back in 1996.

[freedom4kaz]

Brilliant!!!

[NEScRETRO]

america is the greatest god damn country in the whole world. we blow up whales and don't give a fuck. don't like it? we don't give a fuck. hate us? we don't give a fuck! america FUCK YAH

[HyperIndividualist]

@NEScRETRO This is Amerika's solution to everything. Doesn't matter what the problem is, the Amerikan solution is to blow it up.

[NEScRETRO]

@HyperIndividualist

FUCK YAH! PERSON GETS RAPED, BLOW IT UP!!!

[beeveebee91]

It's raining whale! Hallelujah it's raining whale! Amen!

[StackCityEntOfficial]

Boom boom boom! Now let me hear you say whale! WHAAALE!

[xXMeecrobXx]

Joe: Hey BillyBob let's blow up this whale!

BillyBob: Sounds like a funny idea Joe. Whale: BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe:  Oh I never expected this would happen

BillyBob I'm going to get a Mob to clean this mess up -,-

Fuck yeah this is America xD

I like the idea to blow up a dead whale

[ziggoverzaggs]

why the hell would you want to blow up a whale..?

things r gonna go everywhere and its gonna take longer to clean up..

but it was epic..

[Raafmun]

typical them Americans to "blow up" the whale, why not chop it up in general pieces and ship it away? ofc Americans have Icecream for deaf people so what the heck :P

[GeorgeGavin1]

Whale fail

[gh0stc0rvx]

Why are you saying it like that? "Hwat? I'm just talking about the hwale!"

[pinoyALLmotorEVOIXMR]

@snoop0851 why would anyone blow up Justin Bieber? His pieces would be all over the city contaminating everyone and cause some extreme biohazard waste that will kill population within the 100mi radius. Might as well send him back to Canada and let it be their problem xD

[afz902k]

in this video: how to deal with aunt Bertha

[PumpkinPie09]

Fucking laughed when I saw the chunks of whale falling everywhere

[joexiongs]

Haha genius ideas

[LucifersAngelFeather]

America: we COULD cut it up and remove it,.... but we dont wanna..

so we are gonna BLOW it up, because blowing stuff up is fun :D

[dufus624]

fucking idiots ! they should go to jail

[Saric92]

@dufus624 Why?

The whale was dead.

[dufus624]

@Saric92 because its illegal to do stuff like that

[Saric92]

@dufus624 How else would they remove a whale on a beach without spending tons of money?

It was dead, and it was the quickest and cheapest way to remove it.

[dufus624]

@Saric92 i dont know

[Saric92]

@dufus624 Also, they were probably some government officials. It's hard for a civilian to get a hold of C4.

[PartiallyLogical]

Hwale

[neirbomit]

Who ever thought of that idea was being paid way too much. Kind of like trying to chase a skunk out of a locked room with a stick.

[ITSGLENN83]

lmao take that Sea Shephard

[ericaf06]

"...no respectable seagull..." I love that line!

On another note, people trip me out talking about Americans. Oh, I forgot, you're perfect and so is your country.

I've never blown anything up @dax71, nor has anyone else that I know.

But, to the uploader, regardless of where you live and what you think of ALL of us Americans, thanks for putting this on YouTube! I had just learned of this story a few moments ago.

[mattfreedom2002]

hahaha only americans!

[dax71]

typical american solution...blow it up

[martrex2]

Nuke the whales.

[EdnaFrom85]

"Fortunately no human was hit as badly as the car, however everyone on the scene was covered with small particles of dead whale."

I died at that line! ROTFLMAO!!!!

[ericaf06]

@EdnaFrom85 there were definitely some funny ones!! LOL

[radioblueheart]

Stupidity and TNT are a dangerous mix.

[Havocfang2]

GOD DAMN IT. Will people please stop talking about Justin frakking Bieber? It's distracting me from the whale!

[TheLiteversion]

What did u eat this time mr.whale?

[UniVerseCell]

Back in my homeland we call that food...

[Crow949]

That whale obviously had WMD's. Totally justified :D

[pray24]

@Crow949 i litrally shat my self with laughter!!...Bravo

[AlienSex33]

2:10 "all right fred you can take your hands outt of your ears"

[smartninja2]

What DO you do with a hhhwaaale?

[MillencolinSF]

those respectable seagulls in Lane county know better

[308CaliberJustice]

Thanks for posting this. I haven't laughed this hard since I saw the Wilford Brimley Diabetes Dance Mix.

[LILB33623]

@ 2:06 the guy screaming sounds like the guy from the double rainbow video

[therandomsoldier]

poor car:(

[MrJustCause2Player]

0:58

The child in the background xD

[SuperMaroon12]

Common sense or?

[10301497]

Haha that's funny.

[Brujeriachica]

THAR SHEEE BL...has this one been already done?!?

[qwq45]

@Brujeriachica hola spic. why dont you say in public what you say in private. but you cant, how then will you play the victim minority race card. good, know your place. this way youre kept segragated from civil society. funny how when spics say, i live in the nice part of town. code word= theres no other spics besides me lol. you cant even live amongst your own haha. artent you going to cry victim again and call your 40 half brothers and sisters. how many kids you have so far-!) kids,8 fathers

[fireborne]

This is the most metal thing I've ever heard of in my entire life.

[jlf2032]

@fireborne definitely 

[Robbie664]

you could almost say it was un-BEAR-able

[GOPLAID]

91 people were hit by the whale shrapnel.

[secretRBRman]

lol next time someone says save the whales, show them this video of a whale blowing up. and tell them its alive!

[ReturnOfZurenriri]

God, I fucking love Oregon.

[carlyroxlol5]

That's retarded.

[lnkbl]

for the blast blasted blubber beyond believeable bounds hahahahahahah

[lnkbl]

for the blast blasted blubber beyond believeable bounds hahahahahahaha

[AlchemistHawk]

gross

[RonnieRimjob]

which pixel is the whale

[RerailMe]

@RonnieRimjob These old videos look bad enough and digitaly compressed makes the video quality even worse! Thats the digital era for ya! lol

[mattsnow81]

That's ridiculous.

[yellowbear6]

haha major fail

[Shin27ecstasy]

When in doubt, C4

=)

[Epwnzer]

Check out "Exploding Fish" by Epwnzer!

[tsunami762]

@Epwnzer At least comment on the actual video, asshole.

[venusrevolution]

Ewww! That's gross!

If I were there I would be the first one to bust out laughing, then run away screaming & laughing when it started to rain whale blubber

[AshCakesxD]

@venusrevolution id be screaming and running. and crying probably.

[starbuckhan]

lol the car lol lol pmsl!!!

[hikari2905]

wikipedia led me to this. love wikipedia

[Ruchsacksepp]

only in america

[tehDman]

This is awesome.

[JuicedEnergy]

IT'S RAINING WHALE, HALLELUJA IT'S RAINING WHALE!

[Erithlon]

Fuck your petty nations! I'm making my own nation and its gonna be called 'Suckmyballsistania'. And the flag will be a picture of 2 hawt girls making out!

You're all GAY!!!

[theoutlaw909]

@Erithlon i second that notion

[MrNutiu]

Rofl i saw this on discovery

[Wak017]

Justin Bieber

Whales exploding

We love America

[giroblade]

@Wak017 justin bieber is Canadian.......

[Wak017]

"We also reported a pole fell on an old woman in the middle of the road of our city. But since nobody wants to do anything about it really, we will use explosions to clear the road"

[secretRBRman]

@Wak017 lol 

[ThorsellMarcus]

OMG! and americans wonder why the rest of the earth consider them stupid violencelovers.... proud to be swedish!

[MrMeepMoopMeep]

@ThorsellMarcus Lol eurofag

[AER0SMITHR0CKS]

..did the whale die?

[chinagrrl]

@AER0SMITHR0CKS Are you kidding me?????

[fenriz218]

That should teach this vicious whale! How dare he enter US-territory without proper permission and visa?!

That's what happens to all illegal immigrants!!!!!!

[MCcanttouchme]

@lockdown494 YOU MADE ME LOL SO HARD!

[MCcanttouchme]

This is a disgrace to Americans.

[Jessdmann]

Anyone else just get turned on?

[Christianite554]

In SOVIET RUSSIA, whale explodes you.

[TacoonFR]

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!1

[IWilson4]

Per YouTube's machine transcription at 2:48: "Fortunately nobody was hurt badly as the caller almost everyone on that stain was covered with small particles of Dan Quayle."

I absolutely LOVE automated transcription.

[Imaducklol]

Oh god. I love the average American.

[SevenIHL]

In the US, they solve everything with explosions.

[kpnda]

Ahah ! Total Fail ^^

[boy82killer]

haha, simpsons parodied this

[YooToobCanSuckIt]

The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds.

gj newsguy

[TYiFuZzo]

Fckin Everything Failed

[Swordust]

That idea already spelled trouble to me. If only they were smarter.

[wheeliewheelie1]

The deadpan delivery is the key. Awesome.

[Mikosetta]

hilarious!

[belkheiri]

Is it the sound of the public applauding or all the pieces raining down ?

[xaxNAGATOxax]

what the fuck is wrong with us rofl!

[Dickyboy234]

Boy! That went with a bang :o)

[cmd2tuts]

Haha this is pure win. Why isn't TV like this anymore?

[bubbaaron559]

sad

[lcsar]

"The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds." I hope this guy won a reporting award for this piece.

My other favourite part, heard in the background: Old woman says to Old Man: "Alright, Fred, you can take your hands out of your ears"

[fantasticskwerl]

"The humor of the entire situation suddely gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere. Pieces of meat passed high over our heads, while others were falling at our feet. The dunes were rapidly evacuated as spectators escaped both the falling debris and the overwhelming smell."

This $#!^ is priceless! The absolute best video I've ever watched on Youtube!!!

[SodiumCyanide]

@ddboris What exactly are you trying to prove? You're being quite a poor ambassador for your country, which is what you become when you insult another one.

[pyster]

Humanity didnt learn the lesson...

[Indifference07]

This is what is recommended by the International Whaling Association.

[dalleergay]

okay, we've learned the lesson. next time we nuke it