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  • lol...the story really made my eyes a lil wet that my wife was afraid in the dark and all...!!!

  • XDDD

  • cruel 

  • Is this a woman?

  • ROFL! :) I can't believe you haven't gotten a call from Hollywood. That was some great acting!  How do you keep from busting out laughing???

  • he pretty much said he's gonna kill her..

  • "I need to know what to do here."

  • no the person on the other line sounds like michael jackson...

  • Lol loved it!

    Turn on CC ^^ lol

  • A long silence.....

  • @ijzerkoekie can you talk in full sentences please, you fucking jackass

  • @UserName0043 What's your problem? If you're confused by a comment, you shouldn't allow your stupidity to become self evident through name calling. I have no beef with you. You should seek some counseling before you shoot off at the mouth again.

  • the person on the other end of the line sounds like Billey Madision

  • I miss these Jack!

  • This is just too much!!! LOL!!!!

  • lmao she WILL BE LMAO.............

  • excellent, original and really funny!

  • lol wow this was a great one Jack the voice you used was perfect

  • no disrespect to mj but the woman on the line sounds like micheal jackson....

  • this is hliarious! ahahahhahahaa. 1/4 of an acre..hahahaaa

  • that's my phone he has, the same smae one

  • we got about a quarter of an acre.

  • MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, PRETTY PLEASE LOL. this is too funny

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  • ....I'm gonna go take care of it right now.... LMAO

    

  • great!!!

  • this was a sicking joke to waste a funeral homes time!!!

  • Ironically it looks like he's calling from a pine box.

  • Good Jimmy Stewart impression.

  • Michael Jackson owns a funeral home?

  • it sounds like he's gonna kill his wife

  • What is hysterical - despite Jack's priceless facial expressions - is to scroll down, or reduce the picture altogether, so you just have the sound only. Now imagine this phone call taking place by Jimmy Stewart!!!........

  • Jack that's hilarious!!! :-D

  • Sounds like Micheal Jackson on the phone

  • @EndOfTheWorldXO OMG Yess lolololololol

  • You should do these calls dressed as an old man.lol

  • Hey Jack! Love your videos btw. I just wanted to make a suggestion. I absolutely love when you do a video within a video. For example the one of you getting punched. If you could make more of those I would appreciate it! Thanks!

  • jack's voice sounds hilarious in the begininning when he's on the phone :)

  • jack's voice sounds hilarious in the beginning when on the phone :)

  • ¥•¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥•••••¥¥¥¥¥•••¥¥•

  • Thumbs up if you live in Sacramento too!!!

  • It doesnt matter if she was patient, she did well...and yet I'm curious. Did she contact police or even consider it?

    If not, she aught to be hanging her head as a failure to the human race

  • "I'm gonna go take care of it right now." LOL.

  • the woman on the phone sounds like michael jackson! tumbs up if you agree haha

  • @JohnsonRecords To me sounds a bit more like the guy who plays Mayor Bee and Jaws in Family Guy.

  • you got that old man voice on lock

  • lol. I love all jacks pranks :)

  • I read the top comments on every video before i even watch the video, and i can tell how funny its going to be before i even watch it :P

  • Hey I live by sacramento!

  • we do own acreage. we got about a quarter of an acre.

  • "I'm gonna go take care of her right now." lol

  • 

  • i did the same thing. i called the funeral home as a joke to make arrangements for myself. sadly i was actually killed the next day, so the funeral was held for me.

  • Does anyone else hear screaming in the background?

  • @underwoodaustin34 at 4:11 :) hahahahahahaha

  • These are my favorite!

  • Did you call her right back and tell her it was all a prank? Because if i was her i would of called the cops ASAP.

  • If this call was for real not staged make sure your # was blocked I'm sure you had it all coverd but yet might make a great updated vid on the Cops showing up checking things out at the house when they show up LOL

  • She's in the kitchen making dinner! ROFL!!!!

  • I didn't watch this video yet, but if its Jack Vale, its gonna be F.U.N.N.Y.!

  • I love jack vale and this is my favorite video so far.

  • Note to self: Do not have hot drink when watching Jack Vale vids, LOL

  • "Shes in the kitchen." XD

  • Hhahahaha, Jack, you legend!

  • I totally love jack vale. He makes me laugh even when I am tired. Wish he would come to where I work. This place needs a laugh.

  • That was hilarious, haha

  • Jack was the old man trying to explain in a hidden way that he's gonna murder his wife on Thursday?? lol

  • @Nickerfish no shit?

  • Is it me or is someone screaming at 4:10

  • The person on the phone sounds like Michael Jackson.

  • @andyynwa94 a dead person can't talk...so you're politically incorrect

  • does this sound like Micheal jackson half the time or is it just me hearin this?lol

  • @INSERTaccountHERE LOL, it kinda does! I didn't notice until I read this comment.

  • Hillarious!!!! I loved when he said she was in the kitchen cooking! LOL The silence at the end and Jack's facial expressions were too funny! Made me laugh. Well, LMAO!!!!

  • The guy on the other end of the phone is creey, lol he's too calm

  • @nickoli615 lol, it's a lady on the other end....

  • hes so funny this is definitely one of my favorites

  • Lmao? Well when shes dead you just give us a call back. Lol? She was blunt about it lololol

  • wtf

    

  • hahahahahahhaa, that's so funny but it's so sad haha

  • Jack is crazy as always.....later blood

    

  • i practically pissed my pants when he says "oh she will, believe me"

  • imma go take care of her right now lol

  • funyyy lol

  • who is better jack vale or edbasssmaster

  • @beaster441: Both the same... They also work together.

  • @beaster441 there both equally talented in there own ways

  • OMG dude this is one of he funniest things ive seen in a while!!

  • Hahahaha his old man voice is ace

  • She's in the kitchen making dinner lol

  • "yes we do own acrage... we've got about a quarter of an acre"

    hahahaha!!!! XD

  • @mxp231 That was awesome!!!

  • lol thats his budy ed on the other line .. still funny tho

  • That was pretty boring up until the end and then i was laughing my ass off. It took a while but it was well worth it (kind of like sex with a fat chick!)

  • this video looks like it was taken inside a casket

  • im gunna go take care of her right now....lol

  • I truly admire the patience of the woman on the phone.

  • @DitDitDah Haha, i thought she was a guy

  • 20 bucks she thinks hes gonna kill his "wife"

  • I love how she doesn't care that he says "take care of her"

  • hystericle yet disturbing. the woman sounded so nice and considerate yet apparantly willing to let a guy murder his wife so she could get some business.

  • Right before the "at".

  • My god.... if I had the gall to do such a thing it would be priceless XDDDD this guy is awesome

  • " where is your wife now?"

    " in the kitchen"

    " well when she is dead, call me back."

  • I love how wants to burry someone who isn't even dead.

  • the guy on the phone in the begining is michael jackson

  • @MrUncleJr That's a black lady. Hahaa

  • @MrUncleJr its a lady

  • @youdevil6 ik lol but it sounds like it hahaha

  • "Oh she will, believe me." *Ten seconds of awkward silence.* "... Okay."

  • @CanadianAiden hey! imma be a funeral director!

  • thatd be kinda cute if that was real lol

  • @CanadianAiden agreed

  • lol.

  • Sounds like he's calling MJ

  • I prank called a Funeral home and the police came to my door For real ! They thought i was in need of help ! im 14 lol

  • @Bleachfan0797 dumbass shouldve block call the number...

  • "ah she will be, believe me"

    HAHAHA

  • Wow just wow. Lmfao

  • Co za assy

  • we got about a quarter of an acre

  • close your eyes while he's talking and imagine an old man. the voice works pretty well i think..

  • @brotherbear000

    that's creepy but I gotta ask....

    what exactly is your fantasy of & with the old man & what is he doing to you while your eyes are shut?

    just curious....

    1love

    X

  • @farronx

    oh god what

  • @Cocksalsa

    what's your question & what does your god have to do w/ it?

    1love

    X

  • she obviously didn't get what his intensions where lol!

  • "She's in the kitchen makin' dinner"....Fuck me.....;)

  • That guy sounds so gay...

  • Romantic <3

    Wait, no :D

  • i wonder if the lady thought you were gonna kill your wife xD

  • @SgtGuerraUSMC

    FUCK YOU!

  • @SgtGuerraUSMC they do now

  • Lmfao thank you for ur help ima go take care of her rite now

  • Hahaha " Shes cooking dinner" lmao

  • that voice you do is great. you should use that voice ALOT more

  • is she actually going to die :(

  • roflmfao

  • The person on the phone sounds like a younger herbert the pervert from Family Guy

    XD

  • if I was that woman I'd call the cops, that shit seriously sounded threatening

  • "Oh, she will be, believe me" and then this dead silence on the other side. LOL!

  • Hahahahahahahahahah!!

  • she will be believe me LOL

  • i lived in rocklin, suburb of sacramento :)

  • "Well who's gonna sign her death certificate?"

    "...Well I will."

    "Are you a doctor?"

    "I'll.. I'll do it if I need to."

    Lol

  • Hahaha this is too funny

  • aww this is sad though at the beginning.

  • seriously. you crack me up!

  • haha

  • "She's feeling all right now." LOL.

  • See, if I was the lady, I'd be calling a SWAT team over there!!

  • @SuperRoyallty i know i said that because he said he's going to take care of her like he was going to get rid of her

  • haha i couldnt stop laughing near the end "oh she will be deseased by thursday...dont worry"

  • lmfao

  • how can he keep a straight face??

  • go take care of her right now

  • hahah the screaming at the background nailed it!

  • lol and the lady didn't even do anything to stop him.

  • Twenty nine people are going to get buried in a lighted casket on saturday.

  • He should have called back on Thursday asking if she had found a casket...

  • the guy on the phone sounds like Bruce from Family Guy hahah

  • at the beggining its so good though, that whole light in the coffin story was adorable! the poor woman went from from extremely sorry and sympathetic to completely freaked out right in the last sentance. brilliant

  • LMAO!!!! Very funny......

  • Is it just me, or does it look like a condom on the phone antenna?

  • @KkF00 Just you.

  • @KkF00 uhhh.. just you..

  • She thought you were going to kill her!!!! i am ROFLing so hard right now!

  •  LMFAO !! I hope he blocked caller I.D. "She's in the kitchen making dinner". She was too calm. I bet she was writing a note to a co worker to get the police on the phone.

  • Sacramento !!! Play a trick on me ! Lol .

  • yes we do have acreage, we own about a quarter of a acre

  • "where do you wanna bury her?"

    ohh maybe in my yard here...or over there.." lmfao XD

  • i bet you freaked the hell out of her hahaha

    lol

    "im gonna go take care of her right now"

    wow!

  • "She will die on Thursday"

    "Ok, Im going to take care of her now"

    Lmao. Never seen/heard a prank like this :D

  • call DR KEVORKIAN

  • 28 people didn't get a light in there coffin

  • "Where are you talking about burrying her at?"

    "Uhh, uhm, uh, my yard..."

  • i love your voice...haha!

  • "we got about a quarter of an acre" lol

  • aw man ! that was SO funny , she was probably thinking ..

    "oh no ! this man is gonna kill his wife !"

    that's most likely why she asked all those questions hahah

    GREAT job , jack !