Letterman at Mcdonald's

[OccupyMcDonalds]

Pigs are excellent at disposing of corpses, they even eat the bones. Aside from eating bones, it is believed that Robert Pickton’s pigs found their way into the McDonald’s menu, snuggled between a greasy disk of ground beef and some processed cheese. Pork is the most important part of the bacon double cheese burger, as well as the pink disk in your McMuffins. It is also believed that McDonald’s worked to cover up this horrible atrocity of second hand cannibalism.

[ghidfg]

holy shit, its old cars... when they were new.

..they still look old.

[dn1440dn]

they lost a customer lol



[MsFreedom2fly]

What the?!!! I think they lost some customers for life that day.

[Keemaster100]

One time i went to mcdonalds and when the cashier asked what i wanted i sayd "I want some kfc bitch!" and then i tipped over a trash can and ran out

it was sooooooo funy

[OUTLAWZPRODUCTIONZ]

@Keemaster100

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooool.

that wasnt really fun(n)y..

[Keemaster100]

@OUTLAWZPRODUCTIONZ ya it was beast

[Rollbearandtide]

The guy at 1:30 must be hungry because he ordered ten 59 cent burgers and 3 cokes and 1 sprite

[mariosergopao]

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[TheSkylur44]

I would not last one day working at McDonald's...not one hour.

[refried21]

Mcdonalds customers are the bitchiest.

nuff said.

[kenton2324]

@2:16 who doesn't know whats in a happy meal?

[carterash]

Thanks for posting...I can now show my kids that Dave Letterman actually used to be funny...

[dannyd1572]

Dave used to do this shit all the time...he was hilarious.

[h9ooo]

"i think we've lost her" HAHAHA ;D

is it alright if we touch your food before we give it to you? LOL !

[kaizomi]

Lol at 3:02 they forgot to censor the license plate! Fail!

[JMMT7022801]

It's too bad that Dave doesn't do this shit anymore... He's managed to turn into such a grumpy, senile, old man.

[lukasnummer1]

@JMMT7022801 Dave would still be able do to comedy bits like that. But since ten years or sth he has the power and the money just to do the same routine every day. Monologue, 2 minutes talking ´bout his family, read the Top Ten List, talking to celebrities. I find him still very funny, but it´s sad that things like that stopped.

[ryckbarn]

Hahaha, this reminds me of when I used to work at mcdonalds, truly miss all the banter.

[njhth]

lol what year was this like 93?

[Jerkwad152]

"How much do you weigh?"

XD!!!

[maybachlover15]

@Jerkwad152 you would be surprised. More than half of all our orders are one large drink.

[ccrimsonfox]

I can't believe people go to a drive-thru line to get a drink only

[desertdude1234]

@ccrimsonfox you don't even know

[futurephonic]

@ccrimsonfox Like other mammals, humans tend to get thirsty.

[ILoveMyMareSunny]

@ccrimsonfox they do that a lot

[yappertrap]

german potato salad..lol

[mikeykern]

This is a funny video. Letterman is good as a McDonald's attendant.

[bronzesel]

I went to Kentucky fried chicken and they were out of chicken, for real!

[glynamus]

this is fake, a set up. no chain would allow dave to piss customers off.

[FullHouseFanatic]

@glynamus the drive by the buy your mother for a few hours allows it!

OUCH ZING TOUCHE :D

[ReturnOfJackDawson]

lol.

[wimblewomble21]

hahaha pure comedy genious at its best

[Beautiine]

funny ROFL

[Tgruss]

LMAO "is it alright if we touch your food before we give it to you?!"

brilliant..

[Steveman27]

@Tgruss If that was real he'd be fired within the same day. He's mocking those hard-working people by getting away with acting in ways that poor people who work there can't afford to risk getting fired over. If you are rich enough to never have to work a day in your life like David Letterman there, you can have all the fun you want because you're not worried, so when he showed others what he could get away with on the job by doing what those others couldn't afford risking, it was just mean.

[mph4701]

@Steveman27 First of all you are a troll posting the same message on other Letterman clips, second of all he's simply having fun messing with customers at a drive thru, there's nothing mean about it.

[Steveman27]

@mph4701 I used to work at McDonald's for a total of several years so I remember the pain, misery, and anguish of the job. I just wish Letterman was forced to endure the exact same anguish I went through when I was working there, to feel the pain I was felt, and to do it at least a full 6 months straight. My job there was a grill cook, where I used to take care of meats on grill and the stuff from the fryers. I wish he was forced to do exactly everything I once did at least 6 full months.

[dschultz6072]

@Steveman27 i envy your sense of humor.

[Steveman27]

@dschultz6072 I have a feeling you're being sarcastic, where you're thinking the same thing the this other user "mph4701" was thinking, that I need to lighten up and just enjoy it and laugh. Am I right? I used to work at McDonald's for a total of several years so I remember the pain, misery, and anguish of the job. I just wish Letterman was forced to endure the exact same anguish I went through when I was working there, to feel the pain I was felt, and to do it at least a full 6 months straight.

[iChesus]

@Steveman27 WHO LET THE TROLL OUT

[welhungjohnson]

hmm i guess people have always been pricks and weren't smarter or nicer in the past

[LOWriderNL]

This is a carwash _O-

[idauqsknab2]

haha i wish i could do this at my mcdonalds

[andymission]

thank you Mother Creator loving

[Tha4thLetterr]

what year was this?

[gaberuski]

not as good as the taco bell version!

[worseto]

FUNNY AS HELL LOL.

[DavelovesRealMusic]

"I heard Ronald mcDonald was GAY LMAO--ttry saying that TODAY and see the protest lines out side his studio LOL

[synergysouls]

how much do u weight?

* ruummm.. drives away... hahahahahaha

[jillianmarquett]

Any idea where the extended version went to? It was funnier.

[Titanator2010]

59 cent burger is out but got 58 cent burgers LOL

[DanW900]

What year was this?

[blakasassin1]

lol please circle around the block lool

[princekev45]

"Instead of 2 number threes, I'm going to give you a six" lol

[Rollbearandtide]

@princekev45 He goes along with it too

[kickinitonthetube]

that first lady is so jewish

[Rollbearandtide]

A Medium Sprite!!!!

[CuddaKine]

Ronald McDonald is Gay. Cheerfully/Happy

[charmedonessweetie]

omg! I could not imagine the rukus this would have caused!! I work at McDonalds and it's so crazy during the summer... omg!! LOL!!

[SoraSayuri]

@charmedonessweetie Yea it would be very funny

[peppersdog1]

american humour .  my arse

[R4nlos]

@Magyar126 L2Spell first.

[wordlife842]

@Magyar126 You spelled everything in that EXTREMELY wrong

[Magyar126]

@wordlife842

tanks for the teachings smart ass. english second language.

[CascadeZ]

@Magyar126 you probably shouldn't have dropped out of grade 2

[BounceDK2]

59 cent burgers .. Holy crap, now they cost friggin 6 bucks.

[pedromoratalla]

@BounceDK2 Well for a double cheeseburger, mcdouble, hamburger or spicy mcchicken they cost $1.06 here in South TX. Thats just the burger by itself no drink or fries.

[MooMooCow95]

I wish I could do this when I work the Drive-Thru. Too bad I'm not a famous comedian though... The customers would just get pissed at me, then I'd get fired.

[jazzintheghetto]

This is why I can't figure out why this guy is on TV.

He fits in exactly perfect at Mcdonalds.

He'd make a great manager.

[HTHAMMACK1]

@jazzintheghetto

Oh God, shut the hell up you whiny bastard. Just because you have no sense of humor doesn't mean everyone else doesn't either. This is funny as hell and you know it.

[jazzintheghetto]

@HTHAMMACK1

It's "funny as hell" and I know it?

Haha.

The problem here is I actually DO have a sense of humor, and Letterman isn't funny.

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

@jazzintheghetto

LETTERMAN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

[snowmister2]

There is a spitting image of amanda bines working at the wendy's in my town-and her name is amanda. wierd coincidence

[johanroberts]

@snowmister2

might no be a splitting image anymore bro, she quit acting lol

id say she never started, but whatever

[alkhema17]

Letterman is stupid.

[szqsk8]

Good thing he didn't do that here in Lis Angeles or he woulda been sayin hi to a .357 Magnum.  LOL!

[PanzerBuyer]

Classic TV!!!, I quit watching Dave when he went to 11:30, just seemed too formal and not as fun and laid back like the Late show

[chabowker]

"Ya know instead of two #3s, I'm just gonna give you a #6, is that alright?"

Fucking classic.

[Cepghef]

2:40 We're out of hamburgers

-_- Joke aside, this happened to us a few times at Bk when the broiler went out of gas. People get soooo angry. :P

[OdolWAAAAGH]

must be cool to be paid for being an asshole

[smtc5b]

@OdolWAAAAGH Yeah it sure is ! :-))))



[ccraisins2005]

Of course it's old footage, look at Dave. This is from the mid-90's.

[Dimdream]

i work part time at mcdonalds, and this is not how it is, this must be very OLD footage...

[xkcman]

i've been to a kfc that ran out of chicken

[smtc5b]

@xkcman yeah I know, that day they sold deep fried seasoned breadsticks instead ! :D

[MooMooCow95]

I wish I could be as brave as him when I worked the drive-thru.

[skylur44]

"How about a small garden salad?...How much do you weigh?...Hello?" LOL!

[silverandteal]

hahaha this was greattt...

[gharvs2]

He got like 30 mill for leaving. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to work.

[BlissfulEmptiness]

Damn, the first lady was a fucking bitch.

[h9ooo]

@BlissfulEmptiness

she was smiling ;]

[2010profile]

Which reminds me... where is Conan O'Brien working?

[TriStategolfriver]

David Letterman is funny. Sarah Palin is Ugly.

[sneekpeekz]

"whats in the happy meal?" if you dont know that then you dont deserve to eat at mcdonalds!

[6AnDii]

rofl u fat cunt

[lSaif]

In West Yorkshire a McDonalods worker but his semen in a happy meal burger and mixed it with mayoneos! I am never eating at McDonalods!

[martziano619]

Wow...what a little faggot.

[Meomonkey]

Danng! This is funnie but I be really mad if someone did stuff like that to me! I just want my food!

[Sk8erkingguy78]

i found 10 bucks on the floor at mcdonalds

[GeneralHoohah]

You should have eaten the 10 bucks instead of their food, it would have had more nutritional value.

[TheXoXSarahXoX]

@Sk8erkingguy78 nobody cares if you found a flaming pile of shit on the floor of your mother's bedroom. Shut the fuck up.

[valygamer2009]

@Sk8erkingguy78 me 2 euro

[serbwithblade]

@Sk8erkingguy78 I found $20!

[bronzesel]

@Sk8erkingguy78, I lost 10 bucks at mcdonalds!

[Asamof]

I love letterman

[Iansdaddy9]

lol@ "you have to prove to me your happy or you're not getting anything."

[wyrmguard]

@Iansdaddy9 lol @ your fail grammar

[gsilvershadow5]

This is how I feel working in the backbooth at McDonalds

[BluBanditt511]

Erfh. Backbooth.... Sometimes I despise it, LOL.. We have TWO drive tru's. Try doing that and keeping order. today I got frustrated in back booth, but I make peoples days.

[gsilvershadow5]

Same at our store. I love it when they make me do both lanes and cash at the same time. It's sad to say but some ppl are stupid. This one person didn't even know what a salad was.

[thebluegrasspicker]

Both lanes and Cash? LOL. I only have to do lane one and cash, there's another person for lane two, haha.

[gsilvershadow5]

Well I try to do it until they get tired of waiting on me sometimes. Hey I'm only one person, I can do it all.

[milton2milton]

proof that he used to be funny

[FloridaSkaters]

how else could he have gotten into it?

[mikepiazza]

itsh lives in his parent's basement and has cool Star Wars posters.

[SevenSweetTubers]

hi-larious!!!

[ThePolishLover868]

That's something you're proud of? Doing that had to at least be a misdemeanor if not a felony.

[FloridaSkaters]

thats not funny and your fucking sick

[FloridaSkaters]

i still stand my case. i didnt even smile. Thats the most disgusting thing and assholes like you get a kick out of it.

No wonder why you worked at mcdonalds.

[cherrytothecola]

@FloridaSkaters this is how i wish i could take orders:)

[jupiterscastle]

dumb connecticutans

[lanceat1]

haha man hes funny

[bearkill]

how do u know 0.0

[timmcgrawgirl]

1:30 LOL

[Jarreds505]

2300TH RATING

LOL FUNNY

[mofo4shoable]

that was funny when he said im sorry your gettin 4

[cshargeit]

this is under rated-- if he did a series he probably get shot-- but i want more

[08WSChamps]

i wish i could go thru a McDonalds when a comedians taking the orders. lol these r great

[RichYan33]

I went into a BK the other day and the kid says "We're out of hamburgers." Now I'm standing there watching hamburgers come out and I said " Um....those look like hamburgers to me." So he manages to swivel his slack jawed face around and goes "Oh. I guess they're making them now." Really? What was your first clue Mr. Clueless?

[skylur44]

He's working in BK...they don't hire Rhodes Scholars.

[noeezyfluff]

16 years ago

[TheKnightsofwar210]

lmao

[Exposingsatan]

how old is this

[murdockta]

I agree Stang!! I laugh when people call americans fat. Its like have you been out the house in the UK?? most people are fat and tbh in america i didnt see hardly any fat people in comaprison

[stang661]

UK should be the fattest soon. Rare is it I see of show with non-celebrity Brits on the that aren't over weight.

[RICHO20]

fuckin funny i laughed as hell !!! lol

[TheRubyFactory]

australia is the fattest country? actually america is, all you gotta do is point your finger to the south east

[Corey5670]

Thats so true haha, and im from the southeast.

[IronGuy100]

looking for new women for sex who are not working for him?

[FOXZACHRACING]

Ight so I work at mcdonalds lol I'm trying that now

[Guardian1123]

black suck cock

[garycalgary]

not funny

[coolbros2000]

if he did that to my mom she would be fucked off and she would fuck him up she would cuss him out shes black

[Kipkod555]

shut up bitch

[AlienConsortium]

oh my god, she's BLACK???

I'm sure the network critics, pundits, and red tape he has to deal with on a daily basis chalk up to almost nothing compared to... god forbid... A BLACK PERSON!

Get a fucking clue, son

[Hogan10298]

letterman USED to be funny.. key word.. USED TO

[neilzep]

t=THATS GOING TO BE HIS NEXT JOB...HYPOCRITE FUCKER...KARMA SUCKS.

[michaeltaby]

"Is it ok if we touch your food!?"

Gee that was wow

[beetlejuice2001]

HELLO!...NO!...HELLO!...NO!...­HELLO!. very funny

[AchooZor]

hahahahahaa

[cards0001]

mcdonald is a real good experienced to depend on ho is ur boss my forst assistant manager was a real asshole i injured my self and was force to work with a heavy injury and since then i left mcdonald cuz i cold imagine how heartless people can be ! but in general mcdonald was a good thing and i want to go back !

[R8ers84]

You may want to stay there until you can spell or speak properly. You may have a brain injury too.

[moe299]

lol....I do this job for a living for past 6 yrs! man do u no how much id like to say all this to some people that come through lol..

[Zyborggian]

How much do you weigh???

Drives off fast as hell

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

That last guy got OWNED

[benkenser]

Lucky, they blurred out his car tag. Otherwise. he would have gotten a ticket sent to his house. lol

[page8040]

he was allowed to do this because it was before our nation got all politically correct and it was when people could still laugh at themselves without throwing out a lawsuit. the good ol simple days...

[kimharveyy]

I'm a Team Leader at McDs, I wish I could do this but I want to keep my file clean & I'm working towards being a manager ;)

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

You're a loser