Naughty Speech !

[trillionaireable]

Mr. President why did you start a war with Libya? it has not attack American soil.

[Tonsgard]

SO MUCH LIKE IT IS WHAT HE ALWAYS SAYS --

[coldhardfacts]

the FSC cigarettes you mentioned are disgusting. They put carpet glue in the paper to make them more fire safe. But I bet they'll kill 100% faster than a regular smoke

[northpal2]

Mr Pretend President,

will you accept my pretend money for income taxes in lieu of the Federal Reserve System pretend money.

[TamHickey67]

Mr. Pretend President, did you not see the irony in accepting the Nobel Peace Prize (just because you're not George Bush) and then convening a meeting of your war cabinet on the same day? Or is irony something you don't get?

[ZX548]

ill drink to that fuck obama you know what i mean

[freakman420]

Mr pretend president

when you get impeached, are your puppet masters going to stage some sort of event? if so, what country will we occupy next? and for what non-renewable resource this time? if thats not the case, then when are we scheduled to get our national ID's with built-in radio frequency identification? those sure sound cool!!! RFID has been h@©|{3D!

[germanberserk]

LOL

[mogodbilealadamnbama]

Say, Mr. PP,

Did you fully realize what you were getting into before, or after your nomination? It's one thing to be a willing participant in world domination, but quite another to be duped into thinking that your superior intellect and likeability qualifies you for the position you hold.

Did you know, or didn't you? That's my question.

[spanky061970]

Mr Pretend Preisdent. Here in Texas we have a saying for people like you. It goes like this. You are all hat nd no cattle.

It means you are all talk and no action.

So Mr. pretend Pres, When are you going to stop pretending to be in charge and admit that you are just a puppet to your "One World Govenment" masters?

[Montagraph]

spanky061970, the Pretend President told me to teld you that he will pretend that you didn't ask that question!

[ZX548]

By the way i dont like Obama A Presedent hes screwing this country up

[GalacticAlignment]

Dear Mr. Pretend President,

Don't you think that being coming the head of the UN security council is a conflict of interest?

[Montagraph]

GalacticAlignment, wow the great questions just keep coming in!

[Montagraph]

GodGunsGutsGlory4G, well I printed it from a computer printer and the I stuck those "Double sided self sticky's" to the back of the Pretend President's head then peeled and stuck the otherside on very hard card board! That's it. I think that it took all of, 15 minutes!

[moidixmois1]

Mr Pretend President, why is it that you seem so willing to attack, invade and go to war with Iran? Is it because your Israel allies told you to do so?

[Montagraph]

moidixmois1, another good question. I will get your question to the PP right away!

[moidixmois1]

YES! I might get to see my question being answered by the Pretend President. :) But if I may, Mr President, to extend my question a bit? Are you not frighten that if you do invade Iran, that China, Russia and maybe even India might somehow come to the aid of Iran? Are you no afraid that that action may lead to World War 3? .. a potential nuclear war?

[wingnut4427]

Mr. Pretend President. How did you convince James Brown to get a sex change & marry you & get his name changed & manage to pull off His Staged death? lol

[Montagraph]

wingnut4427, OMG that is too funny! ahhaha

[destructovision]

LMFAO!

[skyding8962]

"freedoms are going out the window, but its not my fault"

LMAO this video was hilarious.

[skyding8962]

Mr Pretend president do you consider yourself black or white and are you a muslim?

[Montagraph]

skyding8962, such an easy question. I will set this on the PP desk, tomorrow!

[Dewdaahman]

Mr. Pretend President: Can I have somemore please..?

[Montagraph]

Dewdaahman, some more of what>?

[Dewdaahman]

remember that movie where at the end Kevin Bacon got shot and asked "can I please have another..?" that's where I was goin'.. Mr. Pretend President can I have another tax please, or maybe a mandate, please just something so that I have not i penny at the end of a week.. please take it all sir, and my house and my neighbors job (you already shipped mine out).. please pretty please reduce me Mr. Pretend President.. (tongue in cheek of course)..

[jbulger30]

Mr. Pretend President, what is your first thought upon waking in the morning?

[ZX548]

Mr. Pretend President Why are you such a fag??

[Montagraph]

ZX548, now that is no way to talk to your Pretend President1 Shame on you. lol

[selinauno]

Don't even get me started on the cigarette deal... Them goddamn so-called "safety" measures have burned holes in at least 3 of my shirts because the damn ashes burn out, then when I try to restart it with a puff, it falls on my shirt and burns it! If this keeps up, I'm gonna sue the bastards!!!

Selina

[verstwo2]

5 thumbs down you rodeo clown.

[Montagraph]

GodGunsGutsGlory4G, I do not know where. This one is custome made! I made it myself.

[rblwoaclu]

lol thats so freaky looking where can i get one? spooky,,

My pretend question is how does it feel to be back from the tomb?Is it what you thought it would be?

thank you solar king.

[cocaaaacolaaaa]

but where are they going if they can't sleep outside on the streets and shelters are filled up???? I was just curious if anyone knows let me know because I might be out on the streets and I dont want to end up in no fema camp dammmm

[destructovision]

Dear Mr Pretend President;

Im a racist terrorist. Does this qualify me for a staff position in your administration or are there extra requirements?

[SimplyIncredulous]

Best question EVER.

[Montagraph]

destructovision, OMFG! Yikes, such a direct question! They just keep getting better! I think that your's needs to be highlighted and off to the PP asap!

[destructovision]

Excellent, Ill be waiting. I was going to print out my resume too, but this damn sheepskin keeps jamming up the printer!

[TheScottishPatriot]

Mr. Pretend President - Can you blush?

[Montagraph]

TheScottishPatriot, what a short question! Hmmm, I will get your question to the PP as my schedule has changed! lol

[oterra64]

Mr. Pertend President did you approve of the way the lawfull protest went in Pittsburgh and our you going to kill the dollar and if so what will we use instead and will we get advance notice.

[Montagraph]

oterra64, WOW! I think that the PP will have to consult a 3rd party to answer your superb question. I place this beauty on his desk!

[ravenessex]

Mr. Pretend President did you take your H1N1 vaccine shot yet ? and what is the real unemployment numbers have you any plans for bringing jobs back to America or should we just start standing in the soup kitchen lines?

[Montagraph]

ravenessex, what great questions? Eh um, Can you make it onle a single question? You are only allowed ONE! Ahahahha

[ravenessex]

LOL well then I would choose the one about jobs for the people since all our jobs seem to be going to China!!! but you could make an exception since you are the PP of the world LOL !!! you crack me up!!!

[davids11131113]

So damn funny Monty, mask never fails to creep me out! Actually more real than the real pretend President!

[Montagraph]

davids11131113, I will PRETEND you didn't say that! ahahahah

[P00P0STER0US]

Nice touch rolling up the sleeves like that. I always find that amazing when politicians roll up their sleeves like we somehow think that makes them hardworking, honest folk. The fact that Canada's dollar is kinda strong pisses me off because it means we Canadians lose jobs and money from US companies. We win when we lose and we lose when we win.

[Robert697]

Mr. PP ... What's with the handbasket? I hear a car honking outside.

[bedbug1968]

My pretend preident you keep moving foreward and backwards are you Autistic or ADHD?

[Montagraph]

bedbug1968, I will get this great question to the PRETEND President, asap! :D

[hellavadeal]

Mr. pretend President , How will you pretend to fix the Israil issue?

[Montagraph]

hellavadeal, Please be more specific?

[BabybooR33]

Dear mr. pretend president, since u promised a more transparent government... do u plan on ending the ET embargo and getting on with ET Disclosure? or will u continue to hold the earth population as hostages while manipulating reality in order to control us forever...?

[Montagraph]

BabybooR33, ah the PRETEND President is in one of his secured Tin Foiled bunker and is NOT available for comment! However, I will hand deliver this great question to him myself! lol

[desire4liberation]

why do you pretend to be black when you are arab hussien?

[landsell]

Dear Pretend Pressy, Who's your boss and what are those concrete vaults big enough for 30 bodies in each one, being buried all over the United States? Are we seeing another holocaust?

[Montagraph]

landsell, I was told by the PRETEND President to "Just take your vaccine and shut up"! lol The Pretend President is a bit grouchy this morning, I will hand deliver your question to him again, this afternoon!

[landsell]

He's grouchy because the people are waking up and smelling the coffee, finally.

[MuayThaiGuy93]

Mr. Pretend President, do you plan on winning the war in Afghanistan by apologizing to every single person in the world? also Should I address you as Pretend President Soetoro? Obama? or Dunham?

[Montagraph]

MuayThaiGuy93, that is an excellent question for the PRETEND President! Wow, I will see if I cannot get this one to him asap! lol

[starsndspiders]

Dear mr pretend prez. What is the point of democracy? Capitalism sucks the big one. Why dont we all bugger off to venezueala or cuba where we know just which shitheads are running the country?

[Montagraph]

starsndspiders, Lmao! How funny, so damn true though! ahahah

[sliverhi]

The Pretend President continues to get better and the real (Questionable) President continues to get worse.

5 Stars!

[windham666]

is it true that after the 2010 election you gonna grow some dreads and smoke fatties in lincoln's bedroom???

[Montagraph]

windham666, going too>? My my, I think that the question should be more like why the Pretend President, does that! ahahah

[msscience]

thanks for the giggle, i would love to see the P.P. behind the scenes of his dance class.

[Montagraph]

msscience, now there is an idea! I will hand deliver this suggestion to the PRETEND President! lol

[XXIIIOIIIXX]

Mister Pretend President could you please explain to me sir and perhaps if its not too much trouble maybe go into some detail about the before mentioned "Penis Project" ? I was particularly concerned since i hear you are attending the annual meeting of human rights for gays and lesbians this saturday and i am not very sure of how I feel about the whole deal and what not, so if you could please elaborate a little on the subject and all, thank you Mister President..

[denivish]

YOU LIE!!

[Montagraph]

denivish, ahaha That is so classic!

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Boring.

[Montagraph]

HisRoyalDudeliness, yeah he is starting to hear that a lot! ahahh

[DreamAquaMarine]

mr Pretend Pres... is that shirt really peach and orange?

[Montagraph]

DreamAquaMarine, it is Prison Orange! lol

[cocaaaacolaaaa]

Mr Pretend President just curious what happen to the homeless people in America???? Tent city is gone??? What did you do with the homeless Mr Pretend President ?????

[Montagraph]

cocaaaacolaaaa, that is a good question? Where, specifically are you talking about. What part of the country or are you speaking in general terms?

[cocaaaacolaaaa]

There is many tent cities and I found out the one in California they have been evicted from where they were staying the cops actually sliced up their tents and threw away their belongings.. weird thing is where the shelters are filled up there is no where for the rest of the people to stay and they are gone??? where did they go?? and more and more people are becoming homeless from losing their jobs.... no update information on this.. and the cops are taking all the homeless off the streets

[TheHippness]

Yet another great performance Mr. Pretend President. What do you think about The Venus Project, sir? Is it something that your club would approve of?

You can find a few videos on my channel...

[Montagraph]

TheHippness, did you say the Penis Project? ahahah What's that>?

[Hopefl1]

A pretend cigarette?

[djslayer89blog]

mr PRETEND President is your workers really demons?

[j62584]

it's stupid, (insignificant compared to the big picture) but these nonflamable smokes are constantly pissing me off....lol

[Montagraph]

j62584, Oh man me too! Jezz, you have to light it like 2/3 times. wtf?

[anyusmoon1]

Someone, if not many, may have already said this but (I'm always late to the party) :-b ...

I think it's very appropriate that the Pretend president of the united States should hold a pretend cigarette in his hand. :-)