George Carlin - advertising and bull shit

[buzzloverguy]

HE'S MY JESUS

[nazirdjon]

15 CEOs have rated this video so far.

[FireFlood]

If I had to choose a single person to have as a role model - and I'm incredibly wary of doing that - George Carlin would be that person. Thanks for uploading, sharing and spreading awareness.

[skullspliter1]

My father is a business man .....and carlins right he is full of shit.

[docsein1]

7:48

I absolutely love the part about organized religion.

Funniest shit I've ever heard.

[1y9b9b]

You want to know what bullshit is?

In the second grade I remember drawing a picture of a man with a really long chin- you know just to be silly. Guess what? Everybody including the teachers thought it was a dick and balls! I got in trouble for it.

That is so bullshitty on MANY levels..

First of all..what's so bad about drawing a dick and balls?? Second of all, I didn't even intend to draw those..it was supposed to be a man with a long chin for christ's sake!!!

Those sick fuckers!

[hammer326]

@1y9b9b thats funny- I unintentionally did the same thing in 5th grade when I was on my sci fi kick, well when it began :P I drew a ship that KIND OF had the shape of a dick and everyone saw it every day on my folder, EVERYONE but the teacher made a note of it. Then in second grade my teacher was just a royal cunt- funny how you dont get that a lot in high school, like they know if they fuck with you too much you're coming for them, like punching sharks in the nose.

[fasterbass123]

this country was founded by slave owners who said all men are created equally HAHAHAHA the truest words i have heard in a long ass time

[saigondj]

Hes memorization is Amazing!

[savage13ish]

damn my face hurts and i think i pissed myself

[MrDannysuzy]

up untill 2:13 it was just like watching tv.

[dom44444]

4:48 = Mitt Romney

[DashOfRainbow]

@dom44444

and a corporate whore at that! and how!

[RJIncorporated]

What's the catch?



[MrAlsfan5]

Absolutely brilliant.

[arzama1]

Ron Paul is the only honest politician. That's why he will never win.

[TheMrSpam]

EX!ETERA!!

[Karpacjanos]

EPIC !!! We miss you old fuck <3 :(

[007EVK]

If this doesn't make you smile...you are part of the problem!

[surfer53]

Not all corporations are bad...but as soon as they get into the millions of dollars in revenue, they get coopted by the asshole community whether they like it or not. I think Jon Huntsman, Sr has stayed immune to such things but he's one guy and practically everyone else are a bunch of globalist bastards who are all intermarried with each other. Everyone is related to someone famous from history, but when you're descended from a long line of these assholes, you're up shit creek.

[CMY187]

@surfer53 Agreed. Erik Prince and Blackwater are a prime example. Guys like him and his father Edgar make me feel ashame to call myself a Christian.

[ppsp3]

Ron Paul is actually honest, vote for him !

[exiledregiment]

13 mainstream corporations dislike this video and then went directly to facebook to delete their accounts because they realized their friends list's were simply for decoration, and are mad they got rejected off national television, so they now pollute the only place real people gather together, forcing us to take part in their full-of-shitness.

[weeking5]

13 businessmen watched this

[Pranaysood1]

absolute genius

[johnnyrockerfella]

was he not the one of the smartest men like ever? i think so..

[SuperJakehayes]

God does not approve of this video. Oh, and send cash.

[bhobo09]

GC was a fucking comic genius! RIP! GC!!

[ForeverAlonePodcast2]

2 people arent full of shit

[newlowellkid]

This is amazing!!!! :D

[MisterJoshuaTree]

I service only female accounts.

[153joe]

one of the best pieces of stand up ive seen!

[buakawkaoklai]

GENIUS

[agnosticChurchworker]

You know what the most amazing part of George Carlin's monologues? He dropped out of school in Grade 8. No bullshit there. He came up with this brilliant material all on his own. No batshit teachers help.

[MobiusBandwidth]

Jazz.

[Dragonsfaeriefox]

Ever wonder what George would have to say about OWS?

[Xmaggot93X]

Wait... what show was this from?

[god42069]

@Xmaggot93X It's from the Simpsons you stupid fucking nigger.

[skapunkarmy]

@god42069 wow dude. calm the fuck down. it was obviously just a question.

[happy5crazy]

Is this George Carlin vs Billy Mays?

[MrAssholeTan98]

He reminds me of Red Forman

[barod1]

10 corporate companies disliked this video.

[liviuge]

@barod1 nothing to do with corporates. Has to do with any business.

[barod1]

@liviuge Umm....who does Bussiness? Corporations.

[JTCKR05]

@barod1 I think they call it corporate business big guy.

[killameh34]

@barod1 5 of those companies disliked your comment.

[BillyCowles]

Just the first part, about advertising I mean...

[BillyCowles]

Does anyone know where I could find the script of this monologue? I could transcribe it, but that's a lot of work for me...

[EddieJJ]

Whenever I need to corrcet my own perspective, or make sense of the bullshit happening around me or in the world, I just watch some Carlin.

You could use his insights as  the basis for a philosophy course, a political science course, or best of all...cultural anthropology.

Love ya George...Thanks!

[HateCops681]

let the buyer beware, was probably bleeding from the asshole :D:D:D

[TheMayercraft]

he just got better with age...why the fuck couldnt joe pesci come through this time and keep him alive forever...

[Leofox94]

@TheMayercraft As George mentioned, praying to god and praying to Joe Pesci is both 50/50... quite sad. But George will not die unless we forget him. And I am sure we won't forget him for few hundred years, or thousand maybe, who knows. But I'm sure he will have been remembered even after jesus will have had already forgotten.

[NorrisArt]

I agree with @Ghefly, Carlin made the word "bullshit" a universal descriptor for all of humanity. A true genius, he was. RIP George :'(

[Ghefly]

I think we should retire the word bullshit in honour of George Carlin.

[Dionysos37]

Reminds me of Tom Waits' "Step Right Up"

[SeamusHobo]

@Dionysos37 Was thinking the sam thing man lol.

[smithty6]

THREATENINGLY Big tits!!!!!!!

[HybridLegacy]

There's a hyena in the audience...

[bamatommy]

"carefully positions himself behind the customer and services the account"

ROFL!

[creamyfilling102]

i want me one of them gourmet flashlights

[NEMESIS1999]

I still remember watching american series back then in the year 1991.As a kid i was amazed...AMAZED.....by the ammount of shit brainless action movies that my country used to buy from the US and put in our channels.I WAS COMPLETELY AMAZED by these BULLSHIT cinematographic productions and i couls never understand how can any intelligent person watch that crap.I mean violence, guns, idiotic scripts, gore, dead bodies, STEVEN SEAGAL....USELESS BULLSHIT.NO WONDER AMERICANS ARE BRAINWASHED MORONS.

[ChiefDrakula]

@blaiseinferno I believe he died around the end of 2008 due to heart issues. But he was the best, no doubt about it

[blaiseinferno]

When did George die? I used to listen to all his early shows. I wanted to hear more, and then I read that he's gone! The world will be just mindless sheep without with radical views. Where did humanity go so wrong

[whb1965]

what year was this??

[DikkeHamster]

he must be Trailer Park Boys' Jim Lahey's brother

[TheTimeForChange44]

Pure GENIUS!

[swizzle2643]

He loves you... and he needs money.

[theatlantisrise]

As far as Im concerned, if you haven't read "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops," you have not lived.

[timoth88]

Check out "George Carlin - Religion is Bullshit" for a much better delivery of the religion bit. This is funny, but the other one is classic. You have to see it.

[MaskedMarvyl]

What are we going to do without George?

[achmedlolol]

@MaskedMarvyl

i don't fucking know. I miss the old fuck.

[blackcreekghost]

Carlin is like if noam chomsky was cool and with greater oratory skills

[1awareness]

.....

[Remedynr]

he fucked up the religion part....failed this time...he even fucked up at (and you could clearly see it) describing the HELL part. He did it perfect in one of his other stand ups. But the rest of it is EPIC. love it. Georgeee RIP you should'we lived for at least half the time of the term "fore ever"

[Freebleepers]

8:11 to 9:21, I LOVE IT!

[Middollo]

7:05 Somebody in that audience has an EPIC... exceeedingly EPIC lough :D



[Lossidian]

Listen to the dude who's laughing at literally every joke. I LOVE HIS LAUGH XP. He's always like the first one and it's this FULL OF SHIT GIGGLE! LOL!

[Karpacjanos]

I love this dude !

[sanvirel]

George Carlin was a genuis with word play

[shookwhite]

@sanvirel and better then most rappers these days lol

[Basicallybenign]

Never heard of this chap before but he would go down a STORM in Britain. We've got to get him over here.

[knasklasen]

@Basicallybenign I guess the only problem is that he's kinda dead.

[MrBlackatheist]

@Basicallybenign He dead a some years back

[MahamSuhail]

I'm glad him n I think alike in many many ways!..Maybe there's some hope still for natural non-conformists like us =).

[pricture]

--the same governments who keep ppl dumbed down with all their shit are into religous things of their own? Just to keep up appearence? Maybe, but I think theres alot more to out then that.

I suggest watching this vid; /watch?v=cA_ybgTRSUs for an example and the Arrivals series( /watch?v=YaqybvymYIE )

And if you're gonna hate then pls just get lost, I prefer to keep an open mind and question EVERYTHING. Being awake to one thing and completely disregarding another gets you no where.

[pricture]

8:09 - lol George hit the nail right on the head about how religion is used to manipulate ppl. xD

But religion isnt "all" b.s ok ppl? And dont believe that just because thats what George believed. Theres alot we dont understand and I'm not talking specifically about any one religion. f-ed up governments and whatnot use religion for control, but does this also mean all the GOOD things involved with religion(loving one another, being selfless, etc) is b.s too? And what about how--

[3376495]

ohh so true we should have listened long time ago about these bull shit

[BigJamook]

Reminds me of Tom Waits great tune 'Step Up'. Advertising is the fucking pits people and anyone involved in it (including the moronic masses who accept it, buy into it and simply tolerate it at all) should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

[guitarplayer30001]

@thegiftedmedia luckily, I'm one of those youngsters who does know this and wat he's saying is true.

[celticspg30]

He said the exact same thing in another show.

[zippobang]

I always liked the idea that George was booked for his credentials and then a lot of the audience said,"What did he say? He's not talking about us, right?" It was just a medium, suckers who bought tickets. Last Carlin show I saw I walked in with no ticket. I think George would have liked that.

[thegiftedmedia]

Most youngsters today don't know all of these he's talking about. That shows you how good George was. A true master of his craft.

[luciferiexcelsil]

@ShiningDesertEagle You mean, Bullshit?

[megaleo247]

4 people are used to bend over.

[IzzyInc27]

I live in Indiana. What is void where?

[koboldman999]

remember, high class bullshit, however bullshit none the less.

[rachel25lee]

5:15 ... He says that like it's a bad thing... ;D

[nooneknows78]

4 people are STUNNINGLY, STUNNINGLY full of shit!!!!

[rachel25lee]

nooneknows78, Hahaaaa. XD

[Rotneybot]

@nooneknows78 *A huge crowd cheers at your comment*

[VoteSkipper]

@nooneknows78 10 now >:(

[purplemockingbird]

@nooneknows78 it's now tweleve



[metalicblood1122]

@nooneknows78 everyone is full of shit

[backjh96]

all hale the great george

[Karpacjanos]

I`m a honest man...... BULLSHIT !

[jacksparrow20111]

"The first thing he does is to automatically assume that the other guy is a complete lying prick who's trying to fuck him on the deal. So he has to do anything he can to fuck the other guy a little bit harder and a little bit faster." I love that part.

[Mumtahin]

how the hell does he memorise all this?

legengdary tho

[dubskinz]

king shit 

[AndarilhoMarco]

This is comedy like the old greeks meant it to be.

[neurochris]

this is hilarious.. uh the best part is when the advertiser fucks the customer

[Jaahhk]

"just can't handle money..." hahah

[DrDeathRNMD98]

The intro is just so LEGENDARY!!

[KiccRoxxTricc]

Not sure, but I think he forgot "batteries not included" Lol

[UndineoftheWater15]

@KiccRoxxTricc Nope he included that xD

[Fyrzon]

@KiccRoxxTricc 0:51

[alexzandeer]

Two people just invested in a couple of law firms and a christian book store.

[MitchyTheKiller]

Free parking AND no parking. I'm sold. RIP George.

[TheReddisKid]

the person who voted no was the 1 bleeding from the asshole who invented the buyer beware phrase

[hummarstra]

My favorite line: "The media are almost literally exploding with bullshit." SO TRUE!

[findtruth512]

I see so many stupid fucking comments....well at least G.Carlins wisdom has been spread to ignorant fucks as well. If you're intelligent and you know it, then you won't mind what I have to say.

[Zooligable]

@findtruth512 blow it out your ass =p

[iristhevampiress]

1 person is full of shit.

[JonnyChannel]

2 words:

BULL SHIT

[XkriskrossX]

Well isnt advertising the way people profit from there own creations? Rest in Peace you ol' fart we'll keep you in our thoughts!!! <3

[nazirdjon]

@XkriskrossX where exactly in your thoughts do you keep him? between your my ass hurts in this chair and let's fuck the waitress? <3

[SeventhRisk]

@nazirdjon :P

[TheChosenHalf]

who voted no D:

[TheChosenHalf]

who voted no D:

[andrewks89]

words cant explain how epic

[andrewks89]

words cant explain how epic

[wnwnwNN]

Greatest

[crusher1427]

.........and no parking loool

[eragon2121]

Hi, I'm full of shit and how do you like that?

[gustavorozco]

0

dislikes!!

[soldier93rus]

how does he remember all of this stuff?

[Slash417]

this man was a genius, his brilliance was a gift to humanity.

[Slash417]

this man was a genius, his brilliance was a gift to humanity.

[kclantern1984]

In the book "Napalm and Silly Putty" this was called "the bovine feces trilogy".

I LOVE that name.

[questionsleadtotruth]

i left graphic design for the all the reasons carlins speaks here. 

i love him.

[manatsunoshi]

brilliant!

[crusher1427]

BULLSHIT JUNCTION

[PrickStanda]

if it were no god even as a concept there would be no reason at all for human kindness and justice. people would kill each other for pleasure. only fear would rule supreme as a social bond and it would be pretty hard to not to acknowledge that we're the meanest and most despicable species of animals. which pretty much it's always been happening with a slight touch of humanity given by religion.

[Paravain]

@PrickStanda Educate yourself about social bonds. They, and the laws that derived from them are purely dictated by evolutionary logic. There is neither a need nor a reason for supernatural cause.

[laysh2009]

How many time he said the word SHIT ... LOL

[Voodoofreak35]

Both of his parents used to have successful careers in advertising.

[GenerationX1984]

Before and After pictures. Person looks exactly the same except he or she isn't smiling in the Before picture. Maybe the person actually looked better in the before picture, they just weren't smiling. Just a thought.

[IbrahimPrince]

'2 to a customer, each item sold seperately' Genius

[Darqnessfallz2]

His memory was insane. To remember all these different things at the beginning is well beyond the majority.

[Marzbarz007]

Gold

[Bm2u]

You gotta love this man , you just gotta :) thank the sun for him

[borednerd74]

HOLY SHIT! Lol My favorite phrase, it just sounds so good because its true........

[tredub91]

How the FUCK does he remember all of this???

[SirCecilSeltzer]

@tredub91: It's his job.

[DilmeshSingh]

miss him a lot, his words will be true 4 ages to come n wont loose their relevance.

[laistar]

absolute genius.

[patrickpugh2000]

George Carlin has nothing to do with Zeitgeist. 

[snhtown9]

@ 6:08....says it all!! LOL!!!!!

[ajaxs79]

Pope George the first .

[roflmaoking]

@ajaxs79 that doesnt make sence because george carlin is athiest.

[JawsTheSickboi]

@roflmaoking Actually, he said that he wasn't an atheist because that's a belief, and he doesn't believe in anything

[roflmaoking]

@JawsTheSickboi ok well either way it still doesnt make sence now does it.

[MrMushedup]

@ajaxs79 pope dude? george carlin? lol...

[vidiot09]

RIP KING GEORGE !