Impossible (and funny!!) Riddles and Questions!!!

[TheTwinnies106]

check out the riddles in my channel :)

[nicoli247]

why are you so f'ing GAY

[fuzzysoxftw]

Bottled water has a 'used by' date because it is illegal to sell any food/drink related item without one. If the company didn't put one on there, they would be sued. 

[housefart]

Theres three boys willy,zip and pee they skipped maths class and are hiding in a teachers class room the teachers coming willy gets in the cupboard zip on top and pee runs round panicing the teacher walks in and sais here you are zip down willy out pee in the corner xD

[housefart]

A boy a father and a mother are on a plain,it crashes the father sais to the baby son how are you still alive that was a pritty awful crash the baby simply replies "Me no doaft me no silly my hang on to daddys willy" :D

[MrMasterGamer101]

9. No, it's a failure...

10. Nope, it's considered suicide

11. Chemicals enhanced with Vitamin E and Aloe

12. No, they get a bar of soap in their mouth

13. Nothing, it's called eat or be eaten

14. Their wool tightens, but they are still the same size.

15. Yup, just dont want to see them do it

[MrMasterGamer101]

1. Cause they dont want to end up dropping it and stepping on a dirty needle.

2. The plastic in the bottle can end up contaminating the water itself.

3. So they can lock the stores if, I dunno, a shady guy with a gun decide to come in

4. Drinks are made for the taste, Soap is for the scent.

5. Cause they dont want to end up having grave robbers stealing everything.

6. Your anonymous from the world...

7. You can drive on driveways and also park in parkways

8. Cause there is no such thing as them.

[BigLuigiFan2]

those r gay u bitch 

[ilovemj3796]

@BigLuigiFan2 Yep, I agree.

[200puppy7]

the store has locks on the door for leapyears

[theguywholaughed]

number 10, no its schizorphrenia

[kakenstront1]

@theguywholaughed not necessaraly for example I have 7 personalities in my head and they dont take over at all they just comment on everyday situations (fyi i have not found anything harder than winning an argument against myself).

[kakenstront1]

11) mineral oil

12) no she hits him on the hands

13) carefully remove the animal from the plant without harming one or the other

14) they do but because the wool is free it does not pull the other strands and there is no real noticable differance

15) yes skinny refers to the bare skin not size

[kakenstront1]

5) to ensure a air tight seal and to keep the corpse from wrotting to quickly/preserve the body

6) they do not reveal the names or details of the members outside the club (annonymous to the public) and they have to state their names because the first step to overcoming a problem is to admit you have one

7) ? the guy who named it was in a good mood

8) pshychic's are rich enough as it is scamming all those people

9) no

10) not unless the other personalities are there against their will

[kakenstront1]

1) in case the patient develops an imunity or the dokter cuts him/her self with the needle

2) when it is prevented from moving the germs have time to grow and may cause illness

3) in case of emergency's and at midnight the staf sometimes sleep and lock the door plus the dont sell shops without lock's

4) lemons contain natural acid which in large quantity's can be bad for you stomach and those same acids can eliminate dirt/bacteria

[Shadowfang189]

3) If there is a lockdown of some sort (ex. A murder is loose in that particular part of the town) they can lock the doors.

[KELLYHD2010]

5.) pedo's try raping kids lolol

[TheFirstCheller]

11. A bunch of stuff.

[bryanbarcelo1]

racial riddle on youtube funny as hell

[perkus124]

14 - sheep have a special magical shield cuz they dont wanna get small

[psychoticlibertarian]

If you open a bag of cotton balls, should you throw away the one on top?

[psychoticlibertarian]

1) Liberals are stupid.

2) The FDA is stupid

3) To lock the door in case of robbery

4) You don't drink lemon scented dish washing liquid, do you?

5) ZOMBIES!!!!

7) To make George Carlin ask questions.

8) Any psychic to be able to hit the lottery also knows that the military will wisk them away to a secret military base where their brain will be cut out of their skull and examined in an attempt to weponize ESP. Best to stay hidden...

[MrPickleTv]

5) zombies duuh

[55melissad]

Most of the answers are obvious.I don't remember them all,but if they were written down,I'd answer them.

[DeathByEpicness]

actually, they don't use real lemons in most dish washing liquids. to test it take blue litmus paper and put it in lemon juice, it turns red. but if the washing liquid doesn't have any real lemon in it the litmus paper will stay blue...... am I right?

[Puccafan812170]

Now I don't wanna know what baby oil is made out of. Thanks a lot! T_T

[dandeadly3]

1:? 2:Because plastic has harmful chemicals that can be eroded into the water (it's the bottle that has a use by date not the water 3:In the event of a Zombie outbreak 4:Must be taste VS chemicals (real lemons taste worse than fake stuff but have good cleaning stuff (like acid) 5:See Q3 6:Means anonymous to the public? 7:? 8:Because the church run the lottery in a strange conspiracy 9:NO 10:NO 11:XD 12:WTF? 13:Take a picture then kill it 14:Lee Evans FTW! 15:Would they want to? OMG I got no ro-

[wolflinkanddogfan]

its called alcholics anymous becuz they cant tell any one else outside of the group that the ppl they saw there r alcholics plus not all of their names r joe :P

[JanI74700]

YEah U rite

[8allaouatk]

"can fat people go skinny dipping"

No they go Chunky Dunking!

[zj0kerz]

2 is easy because everything that gets oxygenated goes bad just like a apple going brown but in the mountain no oxygen gets to it and out in production it gains oxygen meaning that it has the ability to go bad =) im a nerd

[mooseling1]

@zj0kerz Im afraid i wouldnt agree with your answer.. If that were true then the companies would simply fill the bottles with nitrogen and then do away with the need for a best before date on the bottle, also in the mountain there is also oxygen, meaning the water can become aerated easily, especially as it is flowing. Also oxygen by itself is not something that ruins it, in apples you have (i think) tyrosine, which is an enzyme that causes it to turn brown, water doesnt have it. Im also a nerd.

[zj0kerz]

@mooseling1 eh its a theory lol

[Vi7V7Vi]

@mooseling1 that is so tue, you are a nerd!

[mooseling1]

@Vi7V7Vi I am indeed.. I will be happy to settle the debates on the water bottle question and say that it is due to the plastic degrading, and that catalysts used to form the plastic can be found in the plastic itself, and over time they leach into the water from the plastic and it can ruin the water.

[Fogthecatman]

fat people can go skinny dipping it is called chunky dunking

[Shayna6278]

Fat People Chunky Dunk!

[sojellavsolrac98]

# 3) :  because freaking 24 hour stores close sundays :)

[BGDD27]

i joined alcoholics anonymous. i still drink just under a different name.

[Lilithly]

2) because the water isn´t moving in the bottle...5) because the coffin sometimes opens (because of the gasses and stuff) 14)...because whool just shrinks when the water is too hot ^^; but the rest was funny^^

[heyitsrilehh]

making a bomb at 12:45am, they set the timer to 1:50am at 12:50am two steps out of the house it explodes what happened????

[kinphooey]

@heyitsrilehh what?

[pbloxom]

the locks are for amber alerts, to secure the the building if a child goes missing, and also for just in case they decide they want to lock the doors

[nutter184]

very clever dude

[TiahGothGirl96]

8) Because psychics arent allowed to buy lottery tickets thats why.

15) yes because going skinny dipping means naked. Eughh horrible image there O.o

[Lilithly]

@TiahGothGirl96 they aren´t allowed to buy that?XD why not?XD

[TiahGothGirl96]

@Lilithly Haha yeah cas i was talking about it with my mum and she says that they're not aloud cas like they could find a prediction then gues the numbers right. And that would be cheating xD But im psykick or however you spell it so i guess i cant xD plus im too young :3

[Lilithly]

@TiahGothGirl96 i don´t think so^^; cause most people don´t even believe they exist, so there wont be a law against them playing in the lottery^^ i asked google, and there is no law like that in germany:)

[TiahGothGirl96]

@Lilithly Hmm i guess your right, but i dont know xD maybe in this country :L im crap at all this law stuff lol :)

[AeroChic777]

13) I do nothing, but those people in charge of that crap would probably be hoping that animal 'leaves behind' that plant so it grows again, if you know what I'm sayin'. 14) A sheep isn't made of wool, it just has wool. 15) No, they go chunky dunking :D (Not trying to offend anyone) And those are my answers to be more of a buzz kill than Buzz Killington!!!! (And a smart-ass too!)

[mooseling1]

@AeroChic777 'Buzz Killington' I assume you watch family guy then? ;) Probably the best set of answers so far to it. Well done.

[zj0kerz]

@mooseling1 4 is because washing up liquid is in a gel form and like i explained about stuff being oxygenated going bad it has a lot of oxygen to go to the form its in therefore needs more of the oxygenation process to go bad but as juice gets used over a shorter period by people it needs to remain fresh and so they develop artificial lemon substitutes to go in there to prevent the process of oxygenation for a bit longer simples =)

[kinphooey]

@AeroChic777 lol

[AeroChic777]

8) Either because 'psychics' aren't real or because if a psychic won, that'd be considered cheating and they would take away their winnings. 9) I guess so in a sense, but that's kind of a paradox if you think about it. 10) No, it's one person. 11) Your mom. No jk it's made from mineral oil, vitamins, aloe vera, fragrance and some other stuff. It's called baby oil because it's used on babies, not made from babies! :D (Don't we wish though?) JK 12) Yes. CONTINUED ONCE AGAIN

[AeroChic777]

1) So the crap on the needle doesn't interfere with the injection? 2) The plastic on the bottle will start to deteriorate and release harmful things into the water. (I heard that somewhere) 3) When a leap year comes, they close up on that 366th day ;) 4) What punkrockerbabe911 said. 5) People believe in the zombie apocalypse and would probably sue if they didn't do that. 6) Admitting the problem is the first step to healing. 7) English is fucked up, that's why. continued on next comment!

[AWMdiva499]

1) ASK A DOCTOR. 2)who knows 3) security?? 4)idk 5) so the retard zombie doesnt doesntcrawl out and eat yooh 6) cuz theyre drunk retards 7) idk y dont ya ask a car 8) no ones a psychic ??? 9) yeah i guess 10) idk y dont cha try it 11) its made from Chuck Norris 12) MUTE PEOPLE DONT TLK RETARD 13) ill call Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick the retard animal 14) cuz it might be Chuck Norris disguised as sheep 15) unless its Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris isnt fat so Chuck Norris says "No"

[Lilithly]

@AWMdiva499 mute people talk with their hands.....so of course they can swear -.-;

[KatieKrystyne]

#5- because everybody knows the zombie apocalypse is going to happen someday :D

[donnyp1966]

Here's two things I want to know." If you run backwards, do you gain weight?" and "if a fly didn't have wings, would you call it a walk?"

[rosered316]

1: In case the condemned receives a stay of execution at the last minute

2:the minerals that are disolved in the water eventually settle out, and become insoluble

3: to lock the criminals in

4: It's cheap

5: So he doesn't come back from the dead?

6: because he's drunk while saying it so he doesn't know what he's talking about?

BTW,why make a riddle up if you don't have the answer for it or there is no answer to it?

[mansamune]

2) It's not really the water that expires. It's the bottle in which it is stored which slowly erodes over time, possibly causing harmful chemicals to seep into the water.

[sandow45]

! if they didn't they could be charged for murder

2 2 b funny

[frizzykid100]

They steralize needles for LEthal injections because some bacteria can destroy the bacteria inside of the needle,

[TheLilkool1]

what stands on four legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night

[deppcarter]

@TheLilkool1 the human being

[TheLilkool1]

@deppcarter you got how but how

[deppcarter]

@TheLilkool1 when we are babies we crawl, when we grow up whe walk on our two feet and when we become old we walk with a cane

[atimnie]

The reason for the locks on 24/7 stores is they had to put all the fixtures in and stock the store before it opened, so you needed the locks.

[punkrockerbabe911]

Real lemon juice is harmful to the enamel on our teeth, but a very good germ killing substance. Hope I didn't killjoy. ;)

[mooseling1]

@punkrockerbabe911  as long as your answer has some form of explanation its fine, and you didnt killjoy, there is still a whole other video of these i made which hasnt been answered properly yet, despite some peoples good efforts.

[zj0kerz]

@mooseling1 ooh and the difference between sheep wool and clothes wool is that the wool on sheep is let loose but with the wool substance its all tightened to make it perfect for clothing to be made right? so washing it lets the fibres loose and 'spring' up causing a shrinking method plus its like the hair on our head so its 'alive' so it can't shrink because that would also explain why our hair doesn't shrink in the rain but probably would if made into clothes (weird) =)

[mooseling1]

@zj0kerz I would agree with you on that, that its impossible for an individual fibre on the sheep to shrink, but when it is made into clothing there is a 'grid' of them that can contract together...

[zj0kerz]

@mooseling1 ooh i didn't think that through...

[mooseling1]

@zj0kerz Its fine, your guesses are still good :) And i just realized slowly but surely (and most likely unintentionally) you are getting me to answer the questions ;) :L

[zj0kerz]

@mooseling1 lol no im not i just like showing off my intelligence (if i have any) XD

[iwantmypierigtnow]

how many letters are there in the alphabet.

(answer below )

11 T H E A L P H A B E T

and have u ever noticed therapist is two words the rapist

[TheSnowii]

@iwantmypierigtnow its tharapist* and i laso tought about it once

[Gunderthorm]

5.) incase theyre zombies

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

lol they were funny lol

[Supercarts1234]

2) Because mineral water doesn't expire?

3) Because some shops close on Monday? (BH)

[whynotanyting]

4) I guess is because real lemon is to sour for some of us to drink or eat so they make artificial flavored ones

[2and3make5]

for question number two, it isnt a use by dat, its a sell by dat, and its becuz the bottle is plastic and might make the water taste funny after a while.

[TheToniL]

omg this is well gay

[MissyDiomand13]

#14...our wool clothes only shrink because the teperature of water inside our washing machine...it only shrinks according towards the temperatur..the rain isnt tooo hot ...there for sheeps dont shrink

[stepinoutwithstyle]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says "thank you" and leaves. Why did the man thank the bartender?

wat is the answer!

[mooseling1]

The man had hiccups and wanted a glass of water to fix it and instead got a fright, heard it before :)

[WareWoulfe]

@mooseling1 lol you shut him down

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

@stepinoutwithstyle wats da answer ill sub u

[imyasmin]

@stepinoutwithstyle THE MAN WHO WALK IN HAD THE HICCUPS:))

[IR0CKS0BADLY]

@stepinoutwithstyle The man had hic ups so when the bartender pulledout the shotgun he got scared and the hic ups went away.

[KyleTheNiNjAoFDEATh]

3) the use the locks only when its a leap year?

[Madison7874]

the answer to # 15.) Is Yes but its called chunky dunkin' :P

[smushedmarshmallows]

they dont call it skinny dip they chunky dunk

[OzaiFan]

I've wondered some of these things, myself.

[BiggestSouthParkFan]

3- to keep chuck norris from killing them, but he broke in anyways and beat the shit outta them, EASY

[jaidavu]

#5-" zombies" thats why

[Thesas9]

Plz note my answers aren't meant to offend anybody

(plz read from bottom)

15.)Yes skinny dipping is not only for skinny people but people call it that because skinny people look skinny without there cloths.

[mooseling1]

i have made the second part to this, it is in the video responses for this video, enjoy!

[Thesas9]

12.)Mutes can't talk and if he ever said a bad word the mother would this is was an accident so they wouldn't make the mute wash his hands...

13.)Rely you don't know... well if you don't know

the government would remove the animal from the place it was from and put it in a new enviroment just like polar bears and penguins.

14.)Because the rain water's tempature is not hot so it cannot shrink the size of the sheep's wool.

[mooseling1]

nearly there to making some form of plausible answer to the questions!!

Well done to making an answer to each one, even if one or two are a bit 'shaky'.

[Thesas9]

11.) (If you scroll to the bottom you will see what baby oil is made from)

JOHNSON'S® Baby Oil Lavender

For external use only. Keep out of reach of children to avoid ingestion or accidental inhalation, which can cause serious injury. Only use above if this is on label. Do not apply to irritated skin. If rash occurs, discontinue use. Remove quality seal before use. Do not use if seal is broken. Ingredients

Mineral Oil, Fragrance

[Thesas9]

8.)There are no such things as psychics they are not real and if you do think there real they believe the can't make profits with their powers s if you think you old hag at the fortune telling booth for a dollar is real you need to lay down.

9.)No it is not a success because the book describes failures and not how the book will fail at selling.

10.)NOOO you are sadly mistaken that is what I like to call threatening to commit suicide .

[Thesas9]

5.)"Grave Robbers" you dumb ass they want to steal people's items while they are buried so the people who die wearing rings and necklaces so the people being buried pay the grave diggers to nail down the sides of there coffin's.

6.)Alchoholics Anonymous isn't saying ur alcholic

7.)Becuase there two diffrent things

[Thesas9]

3.)Holidays the shops closes on holidays =]

(I want to slap u right now =])

4. A)Ah yes a good question you retard it is because as much as we love those tasty lemons they cost money thus the company saves thousands by not buying real lemon and lemon flavoring.

4. B)Because lemons have the power to make some foods dissolve and also dish washing

companies know you will love the smell of lemon so they use real lemons =]

[Thesas9]

2.)I can't believe I have to tell you this but there is only a limit or fresh water in the earth 8% that how much fresh water there is so the use some decent water and to make sure people don't get sick and die when they put chemicals in the bottle to make sure the water is nice and fresh =] but, those chemicals have a limit so the are ordered to put exp. dates on the freakin bottle of freakin water.(I h8 u for making my right this)

[Thesas9]

1.)Because people sometimes have reactions to the needle that people find scary or nasty and sometimes have mental breakdown's or have to go through therapy thus to avoid this the police or government use a sterilizer to prevent this.(People have to be there to make sure the person is dead so they can make sure the government didn't take a bribe)

[Bublu7]

3) I think its a d!ck!

[MrLoobTube]

1) So the person doesnt get AIDs o.o even if you are dead it still sucks to have AIDs... AIDs FTL :( and for 3. for like holidays and other stuff like that

[demonicspells89]

i would say for 14 that there are more than one thing your using to make it shrink with water its just water (besides its not hot water)

[trainboy1000]

for #3 its because of leap years!!!!! 366 days a year :p

[Teez72]

My answer to all : IDK

[DrawKetsu]

1) ?!

2) the container expires, causing the water to turn bad?

3) :) They never said you could go into the store....

4) :( Am I not good enough for real lemons in my lemon juice?

5) To make sure the dead stay dead!!!

6) ok, I'll admit defeat on that one...

My brain hurts too much to answer the rest, victory to mooseling1!

[MiKaylaWagner]

lol @ #9 XDDD

lol @ #10 too! hahaha!

#12 - 0.0 oh wow... isnt baby oil kinda like lotion?

#15 - yeah! Duh!

[sakonouzuchiha]

yes. fat people can skinny dip XD

[jto10000]

#10 yes

[soldier715]

Clever