Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Birthdays/ Robe/ Gifts

[MessengerOfDreams]

I know what I'm getting Japan for their birthday. Just need a big ass bulldozer...

[UpsetRogue]

just want you to know i'm not getting you anything!XD

[KuroTsubasaKun]

his french accent sounds asian xD

[Larouge07]

He's Brilliant, I'm proud of him.

[jduke0522]

Go read all his facebook status updates. Natural comedy genius

[Numbawon2009]

@jduke0522 Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian of all time. I LMFAO everytime I see him. Just one sentence later, and I'm rolling on the floor. When he makes his little comments, as if it's some lady from the audience, being overly critical, it just kills me. He's original, unique, and just a total scream!

[1phylisha]

I love it when he does the soft high-pitched voice whenever he is telling a joke. Love this guy. : )

[MsHuman30]

OMG, Jim is so right about the B-day alert! Everybody on FB are ALWAYS giving that annoying alert of their upcoming Birthdays...As if the fact that it automatically pops up on everyones homepage the DAY OF, isn't enough. I just be looking at their statuses thinking "okaaay...And????" I LOVE me some Jim Gaffigan :-)

[xraidedlok]

he is the funny uncle of comedy... but also the king to me

[biscuitaful]

this is just amazing.

[TheRoblee123]

Today's my birthday! :)

[BrittOlinder]

@TheRoblee123 Ha! Happy birthday!

[andyanderson100]

i give the alert

[VampirPrincessSquidy]

3 people were regifted the candle.

[uraniumjoe]

I just love it love it love it love it love it love it

[NCISHouseHPPotCfan]

*looks both ways* ......Het-....Hetalia? OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAPAN! :DDDDD *gets pushed out of an open window because entirely too many people get shot*

[terrinakamura]

So funny

[joshp111]

pause then press 4

jim had to much cake......

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

He's right you know. I own like three robes and i think i have only wored each of them like...never.

[simracr94]

I absolutely love his grunts, like at 2:00 . Gets me every time.

[szqsk8]

"Who has the time to enjoy a robe?". LOL!

[ericclifton1611]

The indoor jacket the robe, yeah I quoted so what

[BrookelsBe]

3:05

Hetalia fans, let the references BEGIN! /shot

[toolff83]

He looks totally different from his first Comedy Central special where he was thin and wore glasses! its like two different Jims in person but the same level of hilarious genius.

[antman43862]

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[toolff83]

Gaffigan is like a bottomless pit of funny jokes, cant wait for the next special Jim!

[trampb3ast]

if you have a decent eye , you will see a link shit at 0:34

[trampb3ast]

@trampb3ast crap i meant link shirt

[OUjig1995]

It could be a toilet belt!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxSharpieItBlackxX]

If you're gonna post quotes, have the decency to post it right with the correct words. Jeez.

[alltojesusigive2004]

where's that gigantic statue?...uhh japan was havin a birthday..and we didnt know what to giv them..we said it was from both of us...and they just love it love it love it

[alltojesusigive2004]

hey just want you to next tuesday's my birthday!....yea i'm not gettin you anything.....

[pikachulover999]

Hey Thanks. You know I have electricity, right? :D

[toolff83]

Part of what makes him so hilarious is that the things he jokes about, like clothing from relatives, and them always saying they kept the receipt if you want to take it back...has happened to all of us. But Jim observes it, thinks about it and creates some great jokes about it.

[ceb4be]

That "some guy" sure has alot of good ideas..!

[showjumperluvr4]

ever get a candle as a gift?

hey thanks! you know i have electricity right?

[pnutbutrncrackers]

Funny guy, but 3:13 & 3:28 = absolutely the WORST French accent EVER! lol

[1995golfer]

"Where's that statue?"

"Well Japan was having a birthday and we didn't know what to get him, we said it was from both of us..."

[InnerVocals]

Maybe it's just me, but that guy in the blue shirt at 1:23 looks like Jimmy Kimmel.

[AuraOfANobody]

Well, it seems two people are paying for sex on their birthday.

[skatiedid11]

@leximillions

Lol, I'm not the only one :D

[JLSepede]

2 people don't have birthdays, or robes, and dont receive gifts

[estudmn]

My favorite comedian.

[toolff83]

@estudmn mine as well. He his one of the best comedians around these days. Next time he comes through town I would love to see him live.

[SRsyndrome]

I think the only thing I ever really liked about him was the way he pokes fun at the audience.

[DGAWARRIOR15]

Speaking off birthdays......Happy birthday Jim!

[scarletpikawolf]

:00-:12 i told ma friend tht once.....She was sad so i HAD 2 buy her a present.....sadly

[FunnyAssJustin]

2nd best Daniel tosh can't beat him

[alexamerling20]

You can dunk it in the toilet! It can be a toilet belt :p

[heyidaroo]

2 people wear toilet belts

[CourtneyKangaroo]

haha I'm wearing a robe right now!! ;D LOL

[tdifreak316]

@leximillions THANK YOU IM NOT ALONE THANK YOU

[50sJohnny]

wheres the part /segments about the flask? hey you look like a drunk on the go ! lol

[haleyawesomepants]

I like the Idea Guy voice. :D "I GAWT AN IDEA."

[DanThaMan8]

Quote from video everyone just watched

[DanThaMan8]

Quote from video everyone just watched

[sleyva1996]

That one person should feel like a giant douche.

[TheAwkwordPair]

hey i live in arizona

[TheFed0ra]

This was uploaded the day after my birthday :D

[ckcookeez]

tomorrow is my brithday no joke XDDD

[cisumnoise]

@ckcookeez just wanna let you know im not getting you anything

[usagi5sm]

Saw him live, this guy is the best!

[itschinyo]

My birthday is next Tuesday! April 5thhhhh.

[ckcookeez]

@itschinyo mines the sixth XDDDD

[freakyfreakyfresh516]

1 pays for sex on his birthday

[toastyotaku42]

the bit about the statue of liberty should have been a hetalia episode!

[shortbusdriver83]

Now I know what I'm getting you next year. This.

[Kendrahf]

Funny enough, the statue of liberty WAS regifted. The US wasn't the first choice for it.

[KoolThing14]

@Kendrahf Rly? My School never taught us that. *The More You Know*

[Kendrahf]

@KoolThing14 Lots of things aren't taught in school. The designer, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi, originally wanted the statue to be in Egypt. He was impressed by the colossal statues and architect. He wanted her to stand at the head of the Suez Canal. The reason she is in robes is because that's what the women wore (or close to it, it was stylized and he was in France.) Egypt was broke and refused it as they didn't have the money to build a base and assemble it. Thus he gave it to the US.

[KoolThing14]

@Kendrahf Yeah, but you'd think they'd throw that in there when they're covering the statues construction. Anyway thanks for the knowledge.

[syurppsipper13]

cant believe im payin for sex on my birthday ahaha

[MultiRandomable]

XD i laughed so hard at "oh just getting the paper," "before the monsters do right" lol

[ghero1123]

1 person is a candle collector

[Quart]

Just wanted to let you know next sundays my birthday guys :D

[Bocktai5]

@Quart nice pick up my dry cleaning plz :)

[Quart]

@Bocktai5 D:

[knightrider411]

I got an Idea....LMAO

[captainshiner3]

I love my bright orange robe from 1975.

[EBWXtreme]

1 person doesnt own a robe

[kyosho94]

i like part when hes talking

[AkamaDrinkvendor]

It's my birthday today, I love you, Jim <3

[toolff83]

Dane Cook is up there with Gallagher and Jeff Dunham of unfunny comedians with a gimmick

[szqsk8]

I love candles! Men don't appreciate a nice candle.

[MerchantOfMenace1]

the weirdest thing is, later on, Japan turns the Statue of Liberty into a robot.

[Quart]

I'm the friend that gives the birthday alert D:

[swat5689]

you can dunk the belt in the toilet...toilet belt

[toolff83]

Hands down my favorite comedian

1. Jim Gaffigan

2. Dave Chapelle

3. Brian Regan

4. Louis CK

5. Nick Swardson

[2pacsrevenge]

@toolff83 sounds about right.

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@toolff83 You get thumbs up for not listing dane cook

[HDFEST]

Nice!

[giantpluto]

2:37

[XDethFanX]

One person had to pay for sex on their birthday

[TANTJTCPM]

Awesome!!! Hahahaha

[Blueace12345]

wow more videos by jim, he must be putting out another cd or dvd, thats the only time he puts anything on here.

[theoctobersuprise]

JIMMY whens the new special coming out? btw The rent is too damn high!

[alwaystextback]

candles...the cheap way out.

[eggnoglugia]

LOL!!!

[TheDirector999]

If you have an eagle eye, you will see a Mario shirt at 0:34.

[JFACfan16]

@TheDirector999 If we spotted it right away, does that make us geeks?

[TheDirector999]

@JFACfan16 Yes. Yes it does. High five, geek brother/sister!

[JFACfan16]

@TheDirector999 Lol cool beans. (Brother, btw.)

[9movierox]

@TheDirector999 you mean the puple death mushroom that you can see right at the begining?

[TheDirector999]

@9movierox Yeah, that,

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@TheDirector999 oops...not mario at all

[TheDirector999]

@SUP3RZ0MB1E It's from Mario. Lost Levels, to be exact.

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@TheDirector999 I have to say you are correct. Watched it again. At first I just saw a little skull guy.

[TheDirector999]

@SUP3RZ0MB1E Thank you, good sir.

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@TheDirector999 I watched this on netflix...that damn shirt was the only thing I could look at, ha ha.

"It IS a mario shirt..."

[KoolThing14]

@TheDirector999 U dont have to have an eagle eye...

[coolshet23424]

@TheDirector999 0:35 doucher

[mrxtreme2]

@TheDirector999 i saw that too

[LittleAliceLover]

@TheDirector999 AW FUDGE I CAN'T FIND IT!!!

[drumsticks57]

@TheDirector999 You win.

[GordanMFreeman]

repost?

[LegoJunk128]

Oh, I'm just gettin' the paper.

Before the monsters do, right?

[KzMOS]

@LegoJunk128 I love that part lol

[XMadIrishmanX]

Just wanna let you know I'm not getting you anything...