How To Avoid Rejection on the Singles Scene

[sHiTcOcK1000]

optional: A HUGE WANG

[MIKEtheBEST1231]

i seen this at skool i memeber this guy ask out a girl to some skool dance and she was doing this 1:22 step 5

[iSkyBlitz]

Cheese? But I'm vegetarian! >:C

[ImKyzN]

@iSkyBlitz you mean Vegan

[iSkyBlitz]

@ImKyzN No vegetarian. There's many different types of vegetarians.

[bXANDERb]

Cheese platter?! I'm lactose intolerant! Does farting uncontrollably turn a girl off?! lol

[RollingEight]

i like girls who are ovulating you say?

[b2e1z]

i am going to go read my hw assignment because nothing can be as difficult to read as this was to watch

[MrJaffa2015]

Why even bother? We're all gonna die anyway.

[donnav786]

so if i pull a knife to her throat does that make me more attractive?

[NihilistSlacker]

Lol. Relationships are so predictable and mechanical that they can make videos like this.

Don't you people ever feel like your life has been lived 1000 times before you were born? Don't you realize that science has proven that your fickle little emotions are chemical reactions in the brain? How do you ignore all of this?

You can learn that your entire personality is a bunch of chemical reactions and yet go back to your insipid courting procedures?

[Izaak247]

Fear-inducing situations? What I don't get it..

[yummybluespidermans]

@nobodysperfect06 cause we women have periods and we have to give birth

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

What if you're on the pill like me? I'm single but my doctor prescribed it for my acne and to keep my past ovarian cyst from coming back

[ate2fiver]

"It's not rejection if you leave first."

Yes it is.

[SatinSunbeams]

Eye Contact

Warm Smile

Cheese?

[FazzlePN]

Okay. So I'm going to have to find my future spouse during WWIII or something....

[MRPIMP62]

cheese wtf

[noxure]

Hahaha, that was hilarious... always do the double pistol draw when moving on.

[crazykev209]

chocolate also has phylythylamine,fyi

[jas111000]

What complete bullshit. If you're hot, you won't get rejected. The only exceptions are guys with big money, but who wants a gold digger?

[aznelfboi]

cheese gives bad breath :O

[buddieclub1]

Some girls think cheesy lines are cute :o

[WhiteDrone]

So I just need to bring a knife to our first date and I will have all teh ladies!!!

[teta809]

Worst feeling in the world is rejection, and not just in intimate relationships/dating, but just being rejected by anyone and for what ever reason . It makes you feel down and not wanted. Last time I was rejected ( not by asking a girl out) I felt so unwanted and worthless and when through a severe feeling of worthlessness and felt a bit depressed:( I'm more than happy now though:)

[Changchey]

I get rejected all the time. A bunch of nice girls walk off with my friend, jealousy... I get uses to it!

[SpicyHam]

women are evil, they abuse men when they were babies

[TheSuperSayian9000]

Or why don't we all stop trying and be on are own for the rest of our miserable lives without constantly worrying about the girl liking you not knowing shes just leading you on just so she can hurt you, and talk to all her friends about you while you have your back turned, it doesn't matter what you do for anyone, the only thing you need to know is people will continue to hurt you and let you down.

[AdrenalineJunkie5555]

@TheSuperSayian9000 soooomeones a debby downer and probably hasnt been laid in years

[MsCelebrityCrazy]

Anyone please answer: What does "fear-inducing" mean?

[Domi81456]

just thought i should let the guy who made this video know.... that I skipped the video just because of the commercial

[opendtuning]

helloo  dooo dddooooo

[beo1yaj]

Remember Guys: It is not rejection when you leave first, LOL.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[RedHotChiliPrimus]

i need dignity?!fuck,and i dont like cheese

[uninspired123]

wat dat means, circumspection

[wulfsragar]

@uninspired123 i thought it said circumsition hehehe

[wulfsragar]

@uninspired123 i thought it said circumsition hehehe

[Daniel39363]

This is bullshit, in order for this to work, you have to be attractive. If you're attractive, you shouldn't have to bother with this shitty video.

[dodobear5]

LOL PRISON STINTS

[katyc130890]

Cheese also makes those with lactose intolerance gassy. Which may counteract the aphrodisiac-ness.

[patrickc1193]

I never knew that.

[baseballreg123]

lol prison stints...

[SchizoManatee]

This is lulzily retarded. I love how ridiculous these videos are.

[poosungee]

lol... cheese..

[StevoElsupremo]

lmao I told a girl once she would be hotter if she didnt have such small tits... nwo I know what I did wrong

[Hardy123Zhao]

@StevoElsupremo ROFL good job

[robertpetrea23]

@StevoElsupremo you should've told her that she has small tits and that you're a plastc surgeon...nip/tuck style biatch ^ ^

[FukushimaAkira]

@StevoElsupremo

Yeah, you didn't tell her how to make them bigger lol just kidding

[frostythesn0wman]

CHEESE <3333

[SophiaEnviro]

hahahaha lol cheese

FAILBLOG material

[ococ05]

cheese...? there r proly way mor aphrodisiacs out there than jus cheese. i mean lactose intolerance. seriously....

[charpeedarth07]

like chocolate

[Rue4You2]

The cheese thing could be really bad. What if one of the people is lactose intolerant? They'd spend the rest of the night farting.

[ococ05]

lmao very true

[RavishingRedheadd]

lol@cheese?

[nobodysperfect06]

girls have it so much easier

[L00pyL0u]

yeah i know right!

...that whole 'child birth' thing is a walk in the park in actual fact...

[nobodysperfect06]

Seriously, I guess the reason why women don't make the first move and ask men out is because since our culture and society has made that the status quo, and it is traditional, why would women bother changing that tradition, why would they bother risk being rejected when they can let all the men come to them? Women can get away doing nothing, so of course they are going to want to get away with it.

[WorldOfBloodcraft]

@nobodysperfect06 it's not tradition its evolution

[nobodysperfect06]

i still think women have it easier

[WorldOfBloodcraft]

@nobodysperfect06 Nah man, as a woman you either are born attractive or unattractive. If you get lucky and have the right genes, men will chase you no matter what personality you have. However, if you are not lucky, you will be stuck in a lower life style.. forever.

Also men in general can accomplish what ever they wish in the world, no matter how lucky they were at birth, women's role however is more of a social support for men. Sad but true

[WorldOfBloodcraft]

@nobodysperfect06 consider yourself lucky that you are a man

[nobodysperfect06]

why does everyone think males, we men have it easier in life than women do?

[WorldOfBloodcraft]

@nobodysperfect06 we have it no way easier, but we can do oh so much more.

[interoma4evr]

@nobodysperfect06 dude u sound like a loser...get some self steem and go hunting...it's the law of nature. it has nothing to do with how we have formed our societies...its in nature: just take a look at animals....It's the male's job to spread his semen, women who hunt men are considered whores/sluts.. you sound lazy...get off your sofa leave ur computer and take some action....girls aren't going to come 2 you....it's the law of nature...the male is the hunter, not the female.

[nobodysperfect06]

seriously, why is it far more important for a guy to have self-esteem than it is for a girl? why do girls love confidence so much? geeze, it pisses me off

[interoma4evr]

@nobodysperfect06 i guess it's another law of nature...(don't want to lecture you in biology/nature)....the male having confidence shows leadership and that he is capable to protect his woman and his off-spring....that's just the way it's bro...I am kinda in the same situation as you and I know exactly what you mean, but sadly this is how it works. they say: ''NO PAIN NO GAIN'' - unfortunatly this ONLY applies to male of any species, all the female ''have to do'' is look gorgeous.

[interoma4evr]

@nobodysperfect06 again I don't wanna be the jerk who lecturs you in biology/nature. I understand what you are saying man, and I agree with it, but one gotta accept the way things are.

[nobodysperfect06]

actually, there are some species of animals in which the female does the initiating, i actually did my research

[interoma4evr]

@nobodysperfect06 u are right...but just as there are some species who have that trait, there are also women who takes the first step, but they are only a minority. I have experienced women who were interested in me, do the initiating, but those women were not many. I guess it also depends on if the female is interested in you. If the female is interested in you first, i think she might try to do something about it, you know, to make you interested as well.

[Pieriola]

hhaah get them while their ovulating lads!!!

thats a sure way for a good night lol

[kandikorn]

Cheese + ovulation

not a good combination

[XxJellyBeanSkullsxX]

So that's why it makes sense that superheros get pretty girlfriends. Just save the right girl from a bad situation. :P

[rafaelz713]

"people who meet in fear-inducing situations are more likely to find eachother attractive." I totally have to agree, my girlfriend that ive been dating for 4 months now, She looks way out of my league and we are happy together. We met because she rearended me.

[kainedamo]

It's so awkward when a girl makes it blatently obvious she's not interested, like the girl in this vid. It's hard to react to, even if you move away like the guy did. It's embarrising for the guy.

[JBurnes3]

The ovulating part just freaks me out a little bit.

[johneone]

Eye contact

Warm smile

cheese (wtf?)

[JnD412o7]

Freeze at 1:22 lmao

the guy looks scared & the girl looks crazy

[burntout84]

ovulation wtf I guess I have a lot to learn. Eye contact and smiling, that is gold though.

I'm not a big fan of cheese though..

[loopofpoop]

so basically, pit yourself gladiator-style vs a lion, bring some cheese, and feed her to the lion if things look bad..

[Lucky7Sarge]

you will need cheese lol

[CiaoVino]

1:17 LOL!

[ri0twh0r3]

the end is definitely true for some reason. i met one of my boyfriends through a car wreck basically haha

[HoshiHikari]

"Haaaave you met Ted?"

[misterfishermaan]

avoid women with glasses.dollybirds with orange tans.and women who walk half sideways

[RabiaGhias]

what's wrong with women with glasses? A lot of men don't mind that.

[misterfishermaan]

they have that nasty glossy squint

[PoLaRIV]

Omg lol, the fact at the end make me laughhhhhh lol, wtf

[CRClark1138]

totally. but anyone remember in Twilight that Bella really started to fall for Edward the night he rescued her from those thugs?

[WwEJeffNeroHardy]

Twilight Sux So Shut The Hell Up Motherfucker

[Pyroblazer]

Bella was drooling over him the moment she realized he was really attractive...XD

[sweetandtasty]

this is entertaining.

by the way, too much cheese can make you fart.

while eating the cheese may bring people together,

the after effect may do just the opposite.

[valareedoll]

lol

[HunterUniden]

You Will Need

-A chicken

[Praune2Forevea]

Wtf are you going to do with cheese? Rub it on your ballsack to make it smell bad?

[RemyFasolla]

Phenylalinine? Isn't that in soft drinks?

[PlainlyxInsane]

they should make Howcast a minishow on tv.

[carlosdrill]

Nice!! lol I'll sure try these tips for the next time I'll encounter that special someone ;)

[krazykobra29]

CHEESE?

[zedio369]

do you cut the cheese before you use it?

[Ac3ssD3N13d]

no.

you want to take the whole block of cheese and shove it in her mouth, then walk away.

PS: that's only if she doesn't like you :)

[Johnny42819]

lol i pictured that happening - and i just came back from the bathroom cuz i was laughing so hard

[haneen2032]

this is grate lol i'll try it hhaaha xD

[r0n3ljdc]

where would i get cheese!?!?!?

[Ac3ssD3N13d]

I find the best cheese at Mexican food resturants.

Or you could go to some italian resturant.

I hear they have great cheese!

[XeniaHubris]

French restaraunts have whole cheese platters, usually. :D

[brushstroke]

or you can be a wiseguy and throw the bitch in your trunk when she denys you

[xqueensexii]

Oh My!

i hope you dont do that =Pp

[brushstroke]

lol no im just kidding

[iceincube]

brunette looks hot :p

[UnknownRapArtist007]

Blonde looks hot too. :-) <3

By the way, I accidentally clicked on spam. Hope your comment isn't marked as spam. But feel free to mark my comment as spam too. :-)

[andyperkins99]

ew she said menstration

[dragonprince05]

The Bears can smell the menstration!!!!

[PotquatsandKumatos]

lmao

"You will need...Eye Contact, A Warm Smile, Cheese"

[jamasianman]

So that last tip is the reason why people have sex in slasher movies.

[sonjenruiu41]

ahem please dont cut the chese

[ellsworththeman]

If you swore or said something insulting in a comment as a response to watching this video, then please calm down; it's not that important

[08071987]

cheese? chemicals? were not trying to drug them like some animal were trying to start a relationship

[ragnarocks0]

dumb retarded stupid ignorant and illogical; those , good sir, are the 5 words of the day that describes that comment.

[08071987]

I suppose your just a dumb snob who needs to drug and rape women aren't ya. really whats your fuckin problem if my comment is so bad just read yours you fuckin disgrace you got thumbs down fool do us a favor and piss off youtube hater.

[legice]

feromone needed

[GuitarPlayerSkaterdu]

Haha, if you need to watch this video, you officially fail at life.

Fear inducing? Good idea!

Next time I see a hot girl, I'll just shoot somebody, then she'll be attracted to me.

Once again, Howcast is the best, hahaha

[kylanmon]

hahah i like how u think

[GuitarPlayerSkaterdu]

why thank you :D

[breathingair]

lol How to do everything!

[mattkuhl]

Not once has cheese made me horny. Not once.

[myspaceforever]

epic win xD

[ziberteck]

Not even Swiss? buzzzzzzzzzz-ing!

[danhayesgroup4]

@mattkuhl - Cheese just gives you bad breath. :-(

[Koroush51]

Fear inducing?

So when your about to be murdered somebody else is more attractive to you?

Nice

[boribori90]

that's how i pick up women

[jolsonator]

great comment, made me laugh really hard.

[Link0320]

I think they mean more along the lines of a blind date

[nushadow2008]

Or a zombie apocalypse! :]

[WeatherManToBe]

I thought it said circumcision, lol

[Superterrestrial]

Hahahaha. I love shit like this. Men are subconciously attracted to women ovulating? And cheese is an aphrodisiac?

Give Penn and Teller a ring folks! Because you know this is some bullshit! ;D

[WeatherManToBe]

I really hope you're joking

[Superterrestrial]

I think you're too stupid to exist if you actually believe cheese is a fucking aphrodisiac and stupider still if you think 'aphrodisiac foods' actually work. It's called the placebo effect you stupid ass clown.

[cruelht]

How can it be a placebo if the person eating it doesn't know what it's supposed to do?

[Superterrestrial]

Because if they don't know what it's supposed to do it DOESN'T work. It only works when they're thinking it's an aphrodisiac. There have been studies done on so called aphrodisiac foods and they don't work. Have you ever felt horny after eating cheese? I know I never have o_0...

[cruelht]

Well, maybe it's because cheese also causes constipation.

conflicting elements there.

Besides just because she's choked full of cheese doesn't mean that she's all of a sudden going to start rubbing your leg asking you to have sex with her in the bathroom.

But, what they're saying is that if she otherwise might've considered going home with you that night, she might choose to do so when she eats cheese.

It increases your chance by like 2% lol.

[Superterrestrial]

Your logic confounds me...I can't say I have any idea how that would work. If I wanted to take a shit I'd go home and take a shit.

[cruelht]

A shit is necessary, and despite what you might believe, sex is not.

Cheese would be like an advertisement, simply might possibly remind you of something you wanted anyways.

Again, it only increases your chance by like 2 percent...

[UTFort]

I don't know if it's bs or not, but I do know it's funny!

[Superterrestrial]

Agreed!

[dicklong45]

get her drunk

[Probewitch]

Club dem over da head an drag-em off to your cave; ah the good ole' days!

[WeatherManToBe]

i lol'd

[tatertotter808]

Single hunting while ovulating? That's a surefire way to get pregnant

[idkwtflol13]

so what does the cheese do? lol

[Halo3RedvsBlueNaruto]

LOOK I AM NOT FIRST!!!!

[JoshatSuzuki]

he he... circumsection...

[kazekage1313]

they have some random how to vids

[UcanbeGOD]

Most recent!

[lifesurvivor54]

2nd?

[drumsofdoom5943]

NOBODY CAN SAY FIRST

YOUR WELCOME

[yoshinibble123]

thank you

i am seriously sick of idiots who scream "FIRST bitches"!

[DELMQR1]

FIRST bitches

[yoshinibble123]

nice one mate...

[SolarxWind]

LOL.

nice xD

[123malasutt]

im the first to be 11TH