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  • Beliefs in imaginary beings causes many people to do crazy things like that. :O/

    Katalyzt

  • Nov 12, 2008 my friend was killed.

  • The hand may sin, but it is the head that tells it to. So, technically, sinners should be cutting off their own heads.

    That is, unless they're evangelists. Evangelists are all about the heart, so they'd have to stake themselves.

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  • At least we now know that God isn't against science and technology. Otherwise, He would have told the guy to burn the hand in an open flame. The fact that the guy was allowed to microwave his hand without offending God is a good sign. God is becoming more tolerant of change and diversity.

  • I love that song.

  • Mmmmm, finger food!

  • This is going to sound stupid to all of you, but these people are true believers. They do what the Bible is saying when it wouldn't even cross the minds of some of the most religious people in the world.

  • the new way of exorsism. Microwawe the ones possesed, LOL.

  • Failure

    At

    Intelligently

    Thinking

    Honestly

  • im a female you bastards and you are going to burn in hell for what you have said about my daughter.

  • @DeniseSMatteau: "and you are going to burn in hell for what you have said"

    Right, except for the part about where there's no hell.

  • steal my daughters name and i'll see you soon

  • Religion = Malware.

    .

    Don't infect your children.

  • Which one is Matt?

  • @PixelSlayer247 The bald one sitting on the right side.

  • If someone's liver is diseased, we have sympathy. If someone's heart is diseased, we have sympathy. If someone's brain is diseased, we have jokes and ridicule.

  • Lol.

    That DeniseSMatteau guy is a FRUITCAKE.

    (either that, or heavily under the influence of somthing when he made that post.)

    XD

  • MY DAUGHTERS NAME WAS FAITH YOU DIRTY SON ON A BASTARD WHORE. TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. I MEAN IT. YOU TAKE THIS DOWN OR ELSE. GOD DAMN YOU FUCKERS. Come to Freedomissacred here at YouTube. I have proof what evil gays do. God will burn gays. I am a supporter of the Jesus Christians Community. MY God sees queers as deviants. I would put my boot into the face of anyone queer who came near my family. I would spit in their children's faces.Children of gays are diseased. FUCK YOU.

  • @DeniseSMatteau How many hands do you have?

  • @DeniseSMatteau your a gaylord! have you ever committed a sin with your head?want a knife? ill send one over.i am god.....prove me wrong! so you would spit in a queers kids face? would jesus approve? what do gays do apart from stick their dicks in men? they are hardly trying to fuck you are they? are you a closet case maybe? battling some inner urges? people so against it usually are faggots haha lick my balls....jesus did!

  • @DeniseSMatteau Amen(sarcam)

  • Cut off his hand and microwaved it??

    Ah, the power of cheezy horror movies and meth-amphetamine :)

    Did he attach a chainsaw to the stump?

  • Matt both of you are too educated to be this stupid, did God mean literally cut off your hand or did he mean if there is any sin in you to cut it off or depart from it? There are a lot of ignorant people on youtube as I see. And the award for the stupidest genius goes to.....................?

  • @chica0616 burn in hell??? I guess I would take that as a threat,warning,or prediction if u actually showed me where hell is. I'm sorry I need facts...hard evidence of something before I believe it. I don't just go along with what others say and think, like a sheep, I use my brain. Your imaginary hell and sky daddy doesn't scare me. Try again.

  • @ray6639 I find it completely pointless for people to be threatening you with Hell, I think it's more like a warning, said out of love for you. There is no need to antagonise this person, after all, he/she sincerely believes that non-believers (especially blasphemers) will go to Hell. And I don't think he'she actually wants you to go there, that's why he/she tells you. It may be a prediction AND a warning, but not a threat. He/she does not have the power to send you to Hell.

  • @nowayout001 it's more like a warning? My first sentence "I guess I would take that as a threat, warning..." I covered warning too. & yes there is a need to antagonize him. 1, the undertone or meaning behind what he's saying is, believe like me or else... 2, it doesn't matter if his beliefs are sincere, it's still not fact. Facts trump beliefs. He can sincerely believe he can jump off a 60 story building and fly, but we know what the actual fact of having such a sincere belief will be...

  • @ray6639 I agree with you, but that is still not a threat. He can't call upon Hell's fire to burn you if it doesn't exist, can he? And he knows that he can't do it. Does taking it as a threat indicate stupidity (perhaps irrational fear)? I think you might have missed my point... That person is foolish, but there is no need for you to reduce yourself to his level and antagonise him for "making an empty threat" as you put it.

  • @nowayout001 you cant fear (irrational or otherwise) something that does not exist. And there is a need ridicule him... Sometimes ridiculing someone for saying something so stupid is the only way to show them how ridiculous they sound. i'm trying to bring him up to my level...as in being rational, using critical thinking, and using common sense. And I could care less about the threat being empty, the point is those empty threats have been and still are being used by religious ppl convert folks.

  • @nowayout001 The law thinks things like this are threats.If you call in a bomb threat its a crime weather there's a bomb or not.If I threaten to shoot you I can still be arrested for making the threat.I don't have to believe in hell.If you threaten me with it for doing(not)doing something its still a threat just the same.

  • this is why the new testament is bogus, Judaism All the Way!

    (This is only assuming maitriparamita correctly quoted it)

  • Considering my mother and every single one of my friends are theists of some sort...no I don't your stupid. I think you're wrong, but thats my opinion. You think I'm wrong too. That's no reason why we can't get along and have a reasonable conversation.

  • wow atheists are really compassionate people, laughing at a mentally ill man just to prove their point. Even if there was no God I wouldn't be an atheist, they are miserable people.

  • @irclaw42 You're generalizing, my dear.

  • @erisoliveful so do you because you think all Chrisitans are dumb for believing the way they do. Hypocrite.

  • @irclaw42 now your jumping to conclusions I never said I thought christians were dumb, in fact you had no way of telling wether I was an atheist or not. To tell you the truth I cringed a little at this vid because the man was seriously deranged and didn't deserve to be made fun of. But when you do something like that you leave yourself open. and I know that generaly this is a sane and reasonable show. one distastful portion does not soil over a decade of hard work. thanks for replying! C=

  • @erisoliveful so you don't think people that believe that Jesus is The Way, the Truth, and the Life are stupid?

  • @irclaw42 "The truth hurts so much that I'm going to try and justify myself by pretending anyone who doesn't believe this nonsense is a terrible person."

  • maitriparamita Damn, that's SO UNFAIR against us right-handed people! The left-handed people get to do WTF they want!: )

  • @winterstellar I beleive the catholic's burned lefties at the stake <.<

  • i love these real christians lets cut all their hands off

  • According to the Bible, if you think, you are not a true Christian. Go read Proverbs 3:5 (or 5:3): "Lean not on your own understanding, but trust in the LORD."

  • @1RadicalOne Also, Adam and Eve ate from the fruit of Knowledge. Aspiring to know is a sin in the eyes of God, to think for ourselves. You have to blindly believe (those that claim to believe they talk for) God.

    "Reason must be deluded, blinded, and destroyed. Faith must trample underfoot all reason, sense, and understanding, and whatever it sees must be put out of sight and ... know nothing but the word of God." -Martin Luther

    That's how suicide bombers are born.

  • Oh wow. Using the founder's very own words demonstrates the fallacy of his position. :)

  • " For My people are foolish,

    They have not known Me.And they have no understanding.

    They are wise to do evil, and to talk evil. But to do good they have no knowledge." JEREMIAH 4: 22

  • True. If you base your thought process on avoiding any form of testing for your conclusions, the brain becomes so well trained to avoid introspection that it can not distinguish between fantasy and reality. I've seen it happen. Faith-heads I've known all my life become more demented as time passes. Some in their late 40's can rarely form cohesive statements. It's disturbing because I become more rational as I age and have to witness people I care about regress and suffer.

  • @yubarraboo well it may also be lifestyle and what they eat, drink, and etc because I know Christians, two personally who are 98 and the other 83 who are as young as ever. They are Highly intelligent and well knowledgeable on many things. They socialize very well with the younger generation and are proving just by their lifestyle that you do not regress, most at least, when you are a true christian but rather more satisfied with life.

  • if he had had true faith, he would not have put a tourniquet. god will provide. (no, I'm being ironic)

    wait a minute! which came first? the mental illness or the religion?

  • Christ-psychosis.

  • LOL?

  • I'm just glad the local authorities were there to reach out and lend the man a hand.

  • I've never laughed so hard at a comment before. Thanks man.

  • My pleasure. If it turns out that I'm wrong in my atheism I guess I'll go to hell for it, but it was totally worth it. ;)

  • Made me think of Evil Dead 2, Ash should have microwaved his hand after lopping it off to keep it from chasing him around later in the movie.

  • 1.10

    Oh, matt....that's really really cold.... It's one of the most tasteless jokes I've heard actually. I love the atheist experience, but sometimes they can be really cruel! =P

  • I think that forcing a child who isn't even old enough to make decisions on who should run the country to read, follow and believe religeon/the bible should be charged with "corrupting a minor"; especially if that child gets punished for questioning their parents' teaching.

    As far as I'm concerned, forcing willful ignorance upon a child is on the same level of child abuse in that you're brainwashing your kid into believing what you believe, and your father believed, and his father,and so on

  • !LMAO!

    He cuts off his hand because he thinks god is real.  Now that is definetly a mental illness! As soon as god tells you to do anything, you have a mental illness!

    !LMAO!

  • Why is this called mental illness, when he was following the bible. He was a true believer.

  • 5 stars

  • Amazing - and it's right there in the Bible (twice):

    Matthew 5:30 "And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell"

    Mark 9:43 "If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out"

    - and what was this 'sin' that he was doing with his right hand ;-)

  • what if ur head sins?

  • I'm not sure that that people who believe that stuff have heads.

  • lol

  • @n1ckyknucklez You don't need a brain to believe in God, don't worry!

  • @n1ckyknucklez

    Then you convert to Islam.

  • @n1ckyknucklez cut it off !

  • @n1ckyknucklez -well, then you would have to kill yourself, but that also is a sin according to the Bible, so your basically fucked either way.

  • @n1ckyknucklez Cut it off and microwave it, bitch!

  • @maitriparamita guess I have to cut off both hands....and my tongue :D

  • @maitriparamita Wow, you must be the smartest person in the world, Mathew 5:30 is saying that if you have any sin inside of you anywhere then depart from it,(not to cut off your hand for real genius) from the looks of it both you and Matt have no idea of what you're talking about. I hate it when people sit around trying to disprove the bible, if you want to burn in hell then be my guest, but don't ask people to adopt your ignorance. God is way smarter then you!!

  • @chica0616 It's because they take things too literally, Jesus told off his disciple for being literalistic, I am sure that you are familiar with the Gospels. Many rationalistic Atheists are reported to be more familiar with the Bible than we are, but being able to memorise,cite and quote the Bible does not mean they can interpret the Bible correctly, when we try to interpret the Bible we are essentially trying to read the minds of its authors, which is very difficult since they died long ago.

  • @maitriparamita It is best to see it as a metaphor, sigh, literalism is dangerous for everyone including yourself.

  • @maitriparamita

    Does that mean left handed people can masturbate? :-O

  • @maitriparamita You're using the NIV version though. In the King James version of the bible it says:

    Matthew 5:30 "And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and thou shalt microwave it and partake of it with buffalo sauce: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

  • @maitriparamita heeheehee im left handed

  • @maitriparamita - "hell, where the fire never goes out"

    Sounds good to me, I live in Canada where the cold never ends.

  • Does atheism make you go bald?

    Just kidding, I'm an atheist.

  • It all that rational thought... it makes your brain work - so the hair suffers.

  • I wish they would address the ways that mainstream christianity affects mental health. Like forcing children to believe things that don't make sense. As a child, I remember asking my dad if Adam and Eve's kids had sex with each other. It's the only way the species would have continued! But the answer was "no". Did jonah really live in the fish for 3 days? Yes! And God loves you, but if you don't believe in protestant christianity you will be left behind in the rapture, then go to hell. Garbage.

  • NAZIS on the campain

  • Did you mean, campaign?

  • yes i did......

  • Well, if I believed in demons, I gotta say... that does sound like the most effective way EVER to get rid of them.

  • WWJG????/Why Was Jesus Gay?/

  • c,mon, a thirty year old jew, unmaried, traveling the countryside with 12 male companions...it is a good possibility he was gay. if not that, then he was probably a freuent wanker

  • I heard about the woman killing her kids....

  • See, this saw-wielding man incident means that burritos are the food of the gods because they are sanctified in the nuker, and that 7-11 is the new holy church.

    Why else do you think that lighting flatulence on fire after eating said burritos is called "making blue angels"? Coincidence? Probably. Or is it?!

    lol.

  • When Mark Vonnegut heard voices, he knew it wasn't right. They were telling him his father (Kurt Vonnegut Jr.) was dead, when he knew that to be false. But they seemed very convincing. HOWEVER, because he did not ascribe that voice to God, he was able to retain enough sense to seek medical help. If he'd been a true believer, he would have had a ready explanation for the voice in his head. Religion may not cause mental illness, but it certainly fits comfortably into a framework of insanity.

  • Anyone else feel pains in their hand when they heard this story...not so much the cutting off part but the microwave part.

  • Wow, The chief thing god ever created? Someone has an ego.

  • The bible actually says that. I never said Christians weren't ambitious. "For those who seek glory, honor, and immortality through the perseverence in good works." Besides... Tell me something around that's better designed than humans.

  • Fish are better at swimming, Birds are better at flying, Cheetah's are better at running, owls have better eye sight, etc.

    The only thing we have going for us is intelligence. Luckily this helps us adept to our enviroment, which is key for survival.

    Also learn about evolution, we don't descend from monkey's we share a common anscestor, as seen in us sharing 98% of our DNA with chimps.

  • I remember reading a report that went back even further about speculating what role our ancestors ultimately played in the primordial ooze. I can't remember all the details, but we apparently played the role of viruses. Totally sweet.

  • yaveshtolethien just got owned! :)

  • Y would u get on an atheist video and post messages about your faith? That's smart. You should study up on things before you write them off. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean its not true.

    *think about it*

  • @ray6639 Why would you post a message about your faith on an atheist video?simple that some ignorant soul just like yourself might have some divine intervention. Atheists are not sure that God doesn't exist, but they are willing to take the chance of burning in hell forever, whose stupid? us Christians or you atheists? I have a good idea!!

  • @chica0616 And what if christianity is wrong and its actually Hindu or Islam that is right? then youre screewed.

    And it seemes that youre a bad christian who acording to your own bible will burn in hell, have a nice warm trip there.

  • @chica0616 -and what if someone else is right like sweddude said? Then your fucked too.

  • "Tell me something around that's better designed than humans."

    In terms of physical ability EVERY OTHER FREAKING ANIMAL. our physical ability is nowhere near that of other animals, and without our brains, we would have died out LONG ago. The bad thing about our brains and understanding our world, is that fear creeps in from the unknown. Animals dont have this so they dont even contemplate their future, and just live by instinct. In a way, ignorance really is bliss.

  • Arguementum ad hominem, discedo.

    Since I'm sure your Latin is weak, I'll translate.

    Argument toward the man, go away.

    If you can PROVE "God", then come back.

  • God proves himself to the seeker, which you are not. If you're willing, look for him and you'll find him even if you don't want to. That's true of everyone.

    I found him in Stephen Hawkin's "Brief history on time" and "The universe in a nutshell", I forget which. I'm sure that would piss off Steve. All actual science supports Him, because He's the Truth. Theories and philosophies might not, but that's before they're disproven.

  • Failure. Hawkins is an Atheist. What science supports a god? If your claim was true, he'd be in SCIENCE TEXTBOOKS. You clearly don't know SHIT about science, because THEORIES are the GREATEST achievement of science. Philosophies don't come into play. Theories aren't "just theories" either, that's an outright lie. Theories in science are frameworks that explain the FACTS. How about YOU seek a little information, instead of using a stopgap god?

  • Go back and read my statement again, because you didn't respond to it. I know steve was an atheist, and that's why it's funny I found God in his science books. True science points to God, is the point. Steve may be an atheist, but he's a good scientist.

  • Also, watch?v=yZuRn3Hr5mM

    They've dealt with idiots like you on the show already.

  • What makes me an idiot, that I believe in God? So atheists are the only intelligent people? I'm sorry you feel that way, because there are a lot of interesting people your missing.

  • That's not why you're an idiot. You clearly can't read, another idiotic thing. You DO realize that if science proved god, this would be taught in schools and be in peer reviewed papers, right?

  • So you believe everything you were taught in school?I truly feel sorry for you.Find a way to express yourself without hostility, and you might learn something.The proof is in the puddin.Look at the changed lives of Christians the world over.Read some testimonies. People don't recover from all manner of illnesses and debauchery for a fairytale."Wisdom is vindicated by her works." yes that is scripture, and yes that is true. Just cause it's in the Bible doesn't make it false.On this note I'm done.

  • You're stupid. You need to prove the Bible.

    Also, you completely disregarded the definition of the word "theory" in science. This makes you dishonest.

    I've done most of my learning through research, constant research. Also, what in school is taught that isn't worth learning?

  • Strawman. Evolution doesn't say I came from a monkey. You're a lying sack of shit.

  • Fucking Christ, why the hell would God need someone to put on the throne? Why would he even want to?

  • hey guess what

    I might be wrong. But i hope your not saying that we are not apes. If so, then you are misinterpreting the whole definition of ape. Please not only do you not understand evolution, you dont understand taxonomy either. Nice job.

  • Hey everybody! yaveshtolethien say So you believe everything you were taught in school?I truly feel sorry for you and he is a Christian.

    What an idiot! The simple answer is: only if it has logic. The question to yaveshtolethien is: You believe everything it says the bible even if it doesn't make sense?

  • So you have to ACTUALLY BELIEVE in god before he shows himself to you? How stupid, especially since he himself has made it possible to go to hell for BEING an atheist. Youd think if he loved us, he would ACTUALLY show himself one way or another, but NO you have to SEEK him. FUCK thats a stupid statement.

  • Youd think if he loved us, he would ACTUALLY show himself one way or another, but NO you have to SEEK him <-- i ahve heard the seek argument all to often. christians allways tell me to seek god,and if you still find no god they just say your weren't looking hard enough,or some shit like that.its so crazy,they never accept the fact that there belifs might be false.yeah cause we all know christans can't be wrong.lol.

  • I am all too tired of it. Thats why whenever i hear it now, i just go off on the moron spouting the stupid argument. LIke i said, im way too tired of hearing it.

  • here here ive heard every argument from the watch maker to the "we came from rocks" BS till im ready to break there necks

  • If only we could somehow force educations upon these idiots. Then they would realize how stupid their arguments are. But i agree, ive heard some arguments so many times, it does make me want to break their necks.

  • lmao cutting off your hand, at least he didnt go on a killing spree, and now we know he cant :)

  • or is it just a possibility that your scientists are wrong about how old the bones are? You know I once was told by an Aeithiest that Carbon Dating and other ways of dating things doesn't work after the item is over 300 hundred years old.

  • what do you mean?

  • CD for dummies:

    All living things obtain carbon from the sun and/or the things they eat. When something dies, this carbon slowly fades away. Carbon dating is measuring the amount of carbon left in fossils, and there are many different methods of doing so.

    Comparing the few remnants of carbon in fossils with the rate that carbon fades in more recent animal remains, we can pretty safely say that dinosaur and other fossils are millions of years old.

  • of corse he is mental, I"m a Christian, and at the same time I'll agree that some people who say "God is speaking" to them are mental, and we DO have things most of us believe to figure out if God is really speaking to you, like if God is talking to you the exact same ting he told you will be somewhere in the Bible. now I'll be the first to admit, often other christians do things and say God is talking to them... example, ones on T.V. they drive me nuts, cuz 70% are just out to get your money.

  • I would suggest reading "Deadly Doctrine" by Dr. Wendell Watters, retired Professor of Psychiatry at McMaster University.

    He shows how Christianity is the cause of much of the mental illness we see in society today.

  • Hee Hee Hee. A delusional individual permanently disabled himself. Ha Ha Ha. Maybe if he'd killed his child it would qualify for a full guffaw. Can we try to have just a little compassion, rather than the blatant antagonism for faith/mental illness?

  • He probably read Mark 9:43.

  • I thought faith was a mental illness :)

  • I don't want to come off an insulting, but if you took a basic highschool chemistry class, you'd learn where the folly of your certainty lies. You are way off base, why don't you just admit to yourself that there is not a shred of tangible evidence to support intelligent design and celebrate your beliefs for what they are - faith.

  • Here is a rule of thumb: If you catch yourself using a sentence with the words "either" and "or," you are probably setting up a false dichotomy.

    (Exception includes ordering side dishes with your entree, but even then most restaurants will offer more than 2 choices as your side dish.)

  • Can you prove that?

  • Proof applies only to mathematics, so you mean to ask if I have evidence to back my claim. Since I was making a facetious hypothesis, I called it a "rule of thumb." I notice a lot of "either...or" sentences tend to be used in strawman arguments or statements setting up a false dichotomy, which is giving 2 possibilities (e.g. atoms acquiring intelligence vs ID) when in fact many possibilities exist. For instance, an alternate possibility is dumb atoms staying dumb and life evolving nonetheless.

  • Either you give us 5 more examples of your claim, or you are nothing more than the trickster Loki trying to fool us!

  • I was responding to your "either-or" from last month. "EITHER atoms got smart and arranged themselves into life, OR intelligent design." "EITHER you give us 5 more examples..., OR you are Loki." The burdon of giving examples does not fall upon me, but I can still dispute your claims.

    "Dumb" atoms naturally arrranging into biologically active molecules because of conditions present on this earth currently makes more sense to me than atoms acquiring intelligence.

  • I'm on your Side, I def. Believe in Intelligent Design, but you gotta admit this guy (they talk about on the video) did something that tells others that you would HAVE to be mental to believe in a God.

  • song at the beginning?

  • 0:28

  • It says it right there 0:26

    Opening Music:

    "Losing My Religion"

    REM

  • No worries, jjmm112, the american atheist community is growing steadily. It's only a matter of time until we relieve the religious of their stranglehold over mainstream america.

  • mizar.i hope so!.some bible basher`s are as crazy as muslim zealot`s!.

  • This is fun, ask christians if they would kill you if god told them to.

    If they say no then they are really atheists.

    If they say yes then tell them they are dangerous and to stay the hell away from you.

  • american`s......."sigh".......­

  • Well... you've got 2 sane americans on the screen in front of you... so they aren't ALL so bad.

  • f.lol!yeah,2 out of 30 million plus!.

  • 3... don't forget me.

  • free.lol!.the creationism thing in the U.S is crazy!.(nice channel,by the way!)

  • It really is terrible. Last I heard it was something like 48% of americans think the world is 6,000 years old, with adam and eve in the garden of eden, and a talking snake. I only know a few people who accept the fact of the evolutionary process.

  • free.JESUS!!, REALLY!!(pun intended!-lol.).i think richard dawkins is "the man".U.S ppl(generally) cannot see beyond themselve`s(you`re country is so vast).i had a garter snake as a chid,it did not talk to me!,only ate worm`s!-lol!.are you`re "kin" so deluded?.

  • "It really is terrible. Last I heard it was something like 48% of americans think the world is 6,000 years old, with adam and eve in the garden of eden, and a talking snake. I only know a few people who accept the fact of the evolutionary process."

    Yeah, apparently that's what we get for allowing people to believe whatever ridiculous idea they want. If there is a really good argument for ridding the world of religion, it's the willingness of so many people to believe absolutely absurd things.

  • What do you mean by that?

  • lol

  • daddy I made a Ralphwich!  Ah It tastes hurty

  • Sound is much better on this one

  • Some people just need to be removed from the genepool - seriously >>

  • No....some memes just need to be removed from the meme pool.

    Seriously.

  • For the life of me, I cannot discern the difference between religion and mental illness. Was Abraham crazy when he almost killed his own son because God told him to?

  • Abraham told Abraham to kill is son, then Abraham stopped that sick son of a bitch before Abraham could do it.

  • Has any one seen idle hands?

  • LOL I bet that idiot had watched that movie and thats where the initial though to do it came from.

  • it made me think of it too x3

  • Is that date up their wrong or right, was this really recorded that far back.

  • "Where's the mark of the beast? I can't see it!"

    *BZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZ­*

    *splat*

    "There it is!"

  • He needs to attach a chainsaw to the stump.

  • Laughed my ass off, when Matt said:

    "I am sure glad we have such a well established and realiable criteria to see who i crazy and not"

  • I did not think it would be worth it to re-attach the hand. Not only for being worthless at that point but the guy would probably just have another mental relapse and try to take it off again.

  • your probably right lol