NSFW Happy Meals are Illegal

[XblackswanXx]

Stewie MUTHAFUCKA! (as seen on Family Guy)

[Trollalil]

Notice the girls are really really nervous when they do that. The eyes never look at the camera.

[sarahsoccergirl]

Cady Heron in Mean Girls which is probably the best fucking movie ever

[TheXXplayer1xx]

BOOM!!!

[TheXXplayer1xx]

parents



[Jumper788291TL]

I be zhao yun in the movie three kingdoms.........

[therainman6969]

i would be jesus! (as seen on southpark)

[JaimieandDharlaL0L]

i ate mcdonalds watching this

[Wout680]

DOG IS PASSING ON YOUR VIDEO AND DISSAPEARS!!!

[mickey5469]

Douchebag of the week is you

[anibioman]

can i be forman from house because then i get to fuck olivia wilde or can i be chuck cuz then i can be a spy AND fuck yvonne strahovski.

[ComocosonoEWL]

as the the douchebag thing, parents are letting their children go to hell these days but the city or any government has no right to tell people what to do in that regard. hell the government according to the constitution isnt even allowed to tax us on anything. But they get away with it because we allow these changes & the government keeps trying to make minor changes throughout our history until they are controlling us and we are dependent on them...except obama...he tried to skip ahead 12yrs

[Alamedazxgf]

( roundbooty )......... lol i seen they sex tape! they up in a hotel room!, go here, they make you do a survey for a free ipad first but its worth it!.. myhottspot...dot...com........­.... ( pretty, after a limping pause roundbooty )

[CRAZYWHITEGUY94]

yayayayaya end of the world

[SlamageEntertainment]

The fucking government I thought this is america the nation of freedom you can't take away our rights we can eat what we want when ever we want

[will493]

I would be a Deadpool that didn't get fucked up.

[jay020289]

Jessica alba's panties from Fantastic 4

[Raiku49]

both the parents and the corporation...

[jazaniac]

Dave lizuski from kick ass

[blackboy525]

i would be Batman nanananananan :D

[thanatos7654321]

Corban Dalas from the fifth element.

ps. B.S.G. is the shit

[darkassassin1616]

Want one of the Shirts!!..

[NorseWarriorKing]

Robin Hood from Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Or maybe Beowulf from the version that didn't suck. I mean seriously, he didn't have sex with a demon!

[mrsamska]

Donald Draper

[nocturnal5150]

with all of these edits and cuts, it occured to me phil could be adding subliminal messages like Brad Pitt in fight club.

[TransAmFSAS]

It's the parents responsibility. Not the company. They could easily just NOT buy fast food. It's not like it's comparable to cigarette companies(which in this case it's the companies fault), because cigarettes are actually addicting, and don't even feed you, they just kill you.

[NorseWarriorKing]

@TransAmFSAS Start saying "addictive" or I'll smack you with a dictionary.

[TransAmFSAS]

@NorseWarriorKing It's used as a participle adjective in this case, and is grammatically correct. Both addictive and addicting are OK to use here.

[NorseWarriorKing]

@TransAmFSAS I'm going to assume that you're american, because that is not the proper way to say that.

[j25727lego]

Anakin skywalker cuz he's awesome, has a lightsaber, and turns evil, I'm a nerd yes

[KBick41]

CHUCK NORRIS IN CHUCK NORRIS: EXSISTENCE BECAUSE HE'S MOTHERFUCKING CHUCK NORRIS

[KBick41]

Chuck Norris In Existence

[MetroidMan95]

my teacher uses comic sans...

[toljia91]

What's tha name of the intro song ?

[paintball1426]

dead pool because he is kick ass lol

[MrThtguyoverthere]

Now in Racist Red and Bigot Black!

[LeopardaProductions]

mee moo!! lol wtf

[MandLwithValour]

WHO USES COMIC SANS? o____o

[paintball1426]

@MandLwithValour i think he ment comic sense but idk

[paulbunyonremover]

jennifer from jennifer's body!!!!!!!!!!

[21Hermione]

I'd be Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies because in real life I'm smart, violent, and a huge fan of her that is why my name on here in 21Hermione see its got Hermione in it told u!!!!!!!!!!!

[0thatdudewill0]

I'd be Silent Bob in any of the View Askew universe movies. cos he always does some badass stuff. especially in Dogma, "No ticket!" yay for homages for classic Harrison Ford!

[H1ggyp0p]

the parents r

[Landerdidthat]

Sam from lord of the rings, he's is the nice guy but still gets the lady ^^

[jaiimaii]

chuck norris in any movie, because its chuck norris.

[BenjaminMichael100]

Ok mostly the parents

[BenjaminMichael100]

Half the city half the parents: the parents are bad for feeding their children the crap on a daily basis but the city is bad for taking them away and ruining the joy of the fatties and the ones who only have fatty meals Once in a while.

[FanOfFender095]

Shia lebouf in transformers.

[Taumunisme]

Rambo

[ezas246]

The bear Jew in inglorious bastards

[gotme753]

MR.T because hes a fucking badass

[kings1724]

haha training day is my favorite movie

thatmonte carlo he drives is sikk

[gladius900]

1st QOTD: The city. Just outlaw the toys and Ronald McDonald. No need to completely get rid of the Happy Meal.

2nd QOTD: The one with the sex scene with the hot chick. The type of sex scene that people on the internet debate whether it was actual sex or not.

[StARbriteexx]

your such a good actor. your a people person! for sure

[jirichi02]

I WOULD BE THE MOTHERFUCKING BATMAN

[Gooshnar]

@jirichi02 Batman's mother is dead silly

[Flugfeuer]

LOL fucking awesome tshirt

[Zm4rf]

parents are the problems!

[minkii5]

QOTD: i would be hitman.... cause he is just super BA

[lilcheevous]

people should be able to do and eat what they want i know that the food industry is incredibly flawed but i think that making fast food illegal is not the way to go

[MrMushroomCloud]

parents are the douchebag. they decided to buy the happy meals, not the city

[1weer3]

I would defo be Domino she is the bomb lol

[TheSwamp420]

the have chopped apples/chicken nuggets/ and milk in kids meals now---everything is about what YOU choose...

[vannigg2]

Wesley Gibson from wanted because i would get to kiss Angelina Jolie.........................­......delicious

[vannigg2]

parents

[jtman04401]

The city is just being it's left wing "do what WE tell you to do" self. Are you surprised?

[JamesNighthawk]

I love you Phil for watching rent <3

[dawg3443]

parents. they're friggin biatches

[TBR242]

The government doing the job of parents again....

[sagemakaiserxl]

Poor kids are divided between the mercy of giant corporations and stupid parents. It's a losing situation no matter how you cut it. I'd just put the toy in the salad. There, problem solved. Plus the salad now has more nutrients in it!

[CorrectWord]

I'd be the killer from Se7en

[checkThiZout48]

parents lol

[OrthodoxBigJ]

leonitis from 300 cause he was a bamf!

[TheNerfmerc3]

freddy krueger bitch

[jmesnapfeesh]

well, there are limits. As a child, i would get fast food like once every two months. I think that is okay... But fast food every day, is crazy!!!! And the parents that get theier kids fast foods that often, are stupid- and should learn to cook!

[sorakyle]

Megan effin Fox

[holyfreeholy]

Dude I think you have the hottest video response women! Gratz!

[Klespyrio]

I love mcdonalds, but i do definately understand what the city is thinking, and i am not fat. But I haven't eaten happy meals for so many years anyway ^^

[whatyoudotome22]

i like the dog that walks in the background at 0:22 seconds :)

[MarkusCiupi]

@whatyoudotome22 cute dog is cute :D

[Wordless06]

@whatyoudotome22 lol, had to go back a couple times to see it.

[darthd95]

@whatyoudotome22 lol

[hi14774100]

MACDONALDS IS AWESOME FAGGOT

and no im not fat

[ElphabasDDX]

YAY RENT LINE!!!!!! I APPROVE!

[glamatious]

Racist Red and Bigot Blue xD

Comic Sans is my fave font O_o

I think Happy Meals should be illegal.

Not cuz I hate them but cuz i get sick of getting the same damn toy every time -_-

The parents are the douchebags.

[LeagueofIndecency]

your graphic designer is cute, and comic sans is a perfectly fine font! I thought the toys WERE food! haha. Nice.

[Kadazik]

Imma just sayin that this fuckin fast food should get downed!!! the people should not run america they once were able to do it

[MultiverseTheory]

YES!!!! That is the best law ever! I used to eat mcdonalds once a week :c I have stopped now and have lost 20 pounds :) The kids have absolutely NO IDEA what they are eating, and all they want are the toys! It is basically ruining there lives when they have constantly have to fight obesity when there older! And the fast food companies are just ruining peoples lives for what? Money!!!! It is so corrupt!!!!

I bet the CEO of mcdonalds dosent let his own children eat it...

Is it really worth it?

[Kadazik]

@MultiverseTheory completely agree and even if these fat fucker parents let there kids eat happy meals every fucking day it should be fucking illegal

[Gizmosis350k]

COMIC SANS IS KOOL WTH

[accomplice7]

James Bond

Bad ass

and he gets all the woman

[4AfterTheFact]

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA FUCK YEAH

[justaguy150]

When will we get more "I make great sammiches t-shirts"?????

[ROCfilms11]

i would play Zod in superman 2 and try and rule the world muhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[TheMaboss1]

Ron Paul 2012!

[crazzy2351174]

maybe if they made it smaller the happy meals

[ShaunaSandVid]

Hey you (ya YOU!)

Wanna watch some real celebrity sex tapes?

If you are interested, the link is in my channel.

[cornman1220]

its the parents' fault. u dont need fast food chains to stop selling happy meals, u just need people to stop buying them. in any case people have their rights to put whatever crap they want into their body... like smoking.

[zewkav93]

@cornman1220 u are soo right i wish everyone would leve us alone on whagt we do

[Hypoguest]

you should go live in israel. they need guys like you. your talents are wasted on we goy....you know we aint got the stomach for your talk-too-much humour. we prefer a custard pie in the face. you know, simple stuff. you're way too sophisticated and quick. yeah man, get your talented ass of to telaviv and entertain hamas or is that hezbollah or al qaeda? I always get those suckers mixed up....and by the way, get your yarmulka on right this minute young man. you beady brown eyed middle easterer.

[lovetocheer871]

as long as a parent doesnt give their kid a happy meal all the time and more rarely there is nothing wrong with it but if they r lazy asses and buy them one everyday the parents r the douches.

[ShaunaSandVid]

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[SilverGunZoO]

A random superhero with random superpowers

[PaulBrownEL]

I would have been Smokey from the movie Friday cause of all that weed he smokes. :D

[masternerfer]

blue care bear from care bear adventures 2

[HALLAWEENBOY]

parents

[PSExposed]

The douchebag is without doubt the city who's taking away their free right.

[boxerman6996]

whats his openning song?

[Gojiranight101]

no butt sex? fuck that!

[3m0g33k]

My therapist told me that she could see me being the killer in a movie... *_*

[crazymarc14]

What is the intro song?

[johmarie7]

u are so sweet!

[freewired13]

I would be the guy that Denzel Washington is in the book of Eli because he's a complete badass

[adamgilligan]

he has to drive fourty mins to upload can't he just use his naghbors internet connetion

[vboytan]

The viewer chick is hot :)

[Pinknarf95]

Well of course I'd be EDWARD CUUUULLEN! 8D *shot*

[4thel0ve]

It's just too bad that legislation across the States doesn't outlaw all McDonald's and other similar fast food chains.

.

Those places breed ill health and death. "Salads" indeed! Yeah, right, like the majority of McDonald's patrons seek it for a salad!

[Kunesume2]

O a random note. QOD girl.....hot.

[Kunesume2]

It looks as if the dog wants to be in the Show phil. Commondor Puddles?.............puddles..

[thatcatheadguy]

I dont know about the character but I would want to be in a midget porno, as for why... well I have my reasons.

[dadimasterdisaster]

of course i would be Neo from Matrix...but i would use my powers to do bad stuff...yeah this kind of bad stuff^^

everyone of the (male) mankind will understand me ;)

[dadimasterdisaster]

i mean every does understand me^^

this other sentence doesnt make sense^^

[MetaAd]

...Why'd you get rid of the Doin' Your Mom song?

[dougche1]

OMG NO HAPPY MEAL FUCK DEM

[1234timcoop]

QOTD: I would be Will Smith in I Am Legend, it would be like a survival horror and i love that stuff.

[xtremegamer4696]

Scar from lion king cuz he is a pimp!

[IZUKOx]

I would play Shuya from Battle Royale.

[RaidenGaid]

WHATS THE INTRO SONG CALLED?!

[monkeyslayer357]

QOTD: that guy from district 9 that was half alien and half human cause that would just be fuckin rad

[marcus5777]

I would be her gynecologist in the movie "Check me Wreck me Just Dont Respect me"

[jaygeeizzle]

you only like the Q for her tits.

dont blame you

[sexybeast122088]

dbotd: parents. you should raise your kids better than that. being a parent is a responsibility to the future of the whole of society. Take it seriously, and they might be smaller douche bags when they grow up than you are.

[HatingAndTrolling]

FAKE AND GAY

[You1tube11000]

McLoven from superbad

[NekaEinhander]

I know I'm posting a bit late, but I think the douchebag here would be the city. Didn't anyone stop to think that now instead of buying their kids happy meals, they're gonna say screw it and but them dollar menu meals. Because some people will do anything to shut that kid up. So NOW the kid eats unhealthy food AND doesn't get a crappy toy! Oh yes, City FTW in listening once again to bored, lonely housewives!

[Smith35KC]

QOTD: I would be GOKU from ..... ANY Dragonball Z movie

[scaerlinc]

Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday

[jenkz16]

I would be Rufio from hook.

RUFIO RUFIO

[darthpaco91]

watch?v=_27mY5eJaSc greatest tik tok cover ever!

[Xleptix]

that tv in the back is driving me nuts

[KingdomXeiln06]

The Douchebag of the day should be the Parents, not the city. Im with the City.

[tacoman88]

Haha this is unrelated but I completely agree, the Comic Sans font is very unprofessional

[McAwsomeBurger]

KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON MEE

[chaoticking13]

i think the government is

[ShIzNiiTz]

I would be megan fox so i could touch myself :P

[bbraonain]

Funny every time I watch it.

[KateRage00]

Hahahah you should be a cartoon.

[louishasmadeira]

id be that marshmallow guy from ghost-busters, he's sexy :7

[6emo6death6]

I would be a fairy! <3

[bassplayer2525]

I would be that guy from taken and shoot everybody twice instead.

[mattcat710]

I would be any character played by Scarlett Johansson so i could look at that body in the mirror and touch myself.

[fezmc]

oh and... vincent vega from pulp fiction.. except ofcourse i wouldn't leave my gun in the kitchen while i dumped lol

[cvc77]

lol checking if her breasts were on camara

[nurseryryhmesclanvid]

0mfg i used to live in santa clara, didn't know happy meals are illegal o.o

[yelodish92]

"I'll use a line from the movie, RENT"

-.-; really phil?

[ryosnewtubeaccount]

Porter from Payback. Sure, he gets his toes smashed with a hammer, but he's just one badass motherfucker.

[robertosixninesix]

that viewer question girl is FINE.

I would be ACHILLES from troy straight up throwin spears at niggas faces

[robertosixninesix]

thats a quote from SECRETAGENTBOB the viral video master of youtube

[Poncho28]

I'd play Debbie (Leslie Mann) from "Knocked Up" because I laughed nonstop at her lines and it'd be a fun part to play..

[AJsMillions]

silly silly fat parents... I think they all stood up because they were dangling cheeseburgers from the roof. I'd be Darth Vader, cause the Force rocks!!!

[MikeyMike292]

you always pick the pretty girls that do the viewer vid of the day...

[fezmc]

@MikeyMike292 i wonder why... hahaha come on dude...

[MikeyMike292]

@fezmc i know lol, i was just saying.

[nnarlyarlynn]

Your t.v. is so high

[blagaboo1]

I like having the right to choose whether or not I want to slowly kill myself in a painful and horrible fashion. I do not want other people to tell me if I can or can not eat something. I believe as long as people are well informed of the harmful effects of a product it should be left up to them if they want to consume it.

[WillEye32]

I would be Tallahassee, Woody Harrelson, from ZombieLand because he is a BAMF, like all his other roles, but in this movie he also kills hella zombies!

[jr0m3r0]

i see puppies lol

[DoubleGlock45]

that was an attractive girl no doubt....