SMBC Theater Ultrashort - My Husband

[oddyslay]

Like how the ultra short as long as many of the shorts.

[Armonis]

Gotta love the internet. Douchebaggery abounds.

[ezodragon]

:c

[Hakudohshi]

He then shot them both too death. c:

[nagyesszep]

what is the music at the end?

[Xez1919]

smbc just got ugly girls ?

[kuliimjulischreiben]

D:

[WiwuX]

Zach "His last name is fucking Weiner, what more do you need?" Weiner

[RippDrive]

"Where the hell is that female voice coming from?"

"Oh...."

*sadface*

[GaEv4]

@RippDrive That is just cruel.

[srbingham]

Cock-olding- Cheat on your husband, then touch him on the penis!

[sakurablossom6601]

Omg I thought she was a man! ....I don't want to be mean but....she needs to use a better skin cleanser or better yet, wear lots of make-up! Just pile it all on to cover up those..um..problem areas on the face.

[DrDrolomehet]

@sakurablossom6601 Yes, because cover up totally doesn't make everything worse. Rub oils all over your face, that won't make it worse at ALL.

[ianflowforever]

Is it just me, or, does the girl look like Zach somewhat, presently?

I mean, it almost looks like she's growing a slight side burn.

This is still hilarious though, especially when you add in filial buckets.

[AssholePatrol]

LOLOL I thought that girl was a guy until they stopped making out.

[inferno232]

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

Wait, it IS a lady? Oh. Damn, I'm sorry.

[hahaha133452]

Oh god. The lady looks like a dude! D:

[Boogers32150]

HURF-F-FF!

/puke

[Kogerii]

:( I thought it was two dudes making out.

[MishaVargas]

Zach 8. Weiner

Like Jennifer 8. Lee!

[newguy90]

I honestly thought that was a guy at first. Even reading the credits didn't help since I knew a guy named Angel (he was Latino).

[Terrakinetic]

Zach, they're telling you to quickly barricade the doors and windows and Burn the house down.

[gofojibwas]

THOSE ARE SOME GREASY PEOPLE

[HeroicDolphin]

Sad Zach > all!

[Axaklein]

73 people were burned

[BrandieGram]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA amazing.

[southparkbeauty222]

awesome vdideo XDD

(P.S: OOH MAH GAH 666 ratings! LMAO XDDD)

[Arlanet]

Dear God, please get that girl a hairbrush and oil-remover.

[TheWhoppers0]

@Arlanet are you sure that was a chick? i had my second doubts man there for quite some time lol...

[leonard71]

dude that chick is fugly.

[SlamEyeAm]

Not everybody has loads of time to script and film a funny video to please the masses. I mean, one a week is pretty cool already.

[bbrake]

idk what's up with all the haters. I thought this was a very funny ultrashort. His solution was clearly irrelevant to the problem at hand! Ha ha ha!

fuck you, haters.

[9Mystere9]

I thumbs-upped, I better get more sad Zach.

[613TheEvil]

put some makeup on that scarecrow :P

[zaak186]

ok srsly? ur guys joke r like those jokes where ppl respond "wtf?"

giv u credits for trying

but rlly giv up on the comedy act. i don't think it's the right thing for you guys

[duende29]

Classsik!

[aedw2]

that was shit and why did this crap come up as a recomended video

[H3llkn0wz]

@aedw2 I guess they have a high opinion of you.

[dtanobo]

i dont even know how i subscribed to these guys...

[superbond2]

Fuck you SMBC theater. Not. Funny.

[moeba777]

Meh.

[Balthazar765]

OMG Zach's face was PRICELESS.

[EHKodiak]

Brilliant... poor sad Zach :P

[EHKodiak]

Brilliant :D

[HotnessTim]

two dudes makin out in bed, another dude walks in a gets a bucket of water thrown over his head?

I dont get it.

[DoctorKazefa]

@HotnessTim man, that is exactly what I thought.

[needoffreedom]

@HotnessTim Me neither :o

[ceaz3r]

@HotnessTim thats a girl

[LurkerPlus]

@HotnessTim I assume that the idea is that he'll be angry about the bucket of water on his head, instead of his wife cheating on him. It was okay, but not *that* great a video. :-)

[MoonshadowKati]

@LurkerPlus The idea is that instead of the guy hiding in the closet, the first reaction to "what do we do?" was to play a prank instead.

[GaEv4]

@HotnessTim As is that, she is clearly a woman.

[hurkle]

awww!

[dartsharp]

did not see that coming lol

[RomanoGiovanni]

Wow, that was horrible. Just freaking awful. I LOVED IT!

[NotoriousGam3r]

Zach 'Touch him on the' Weiner

[AdeonC]

I rarely subscribe to people on YT.

I subbed to SMBC and the next video they post is this demonic nightmare vision from hell. You've gotta be shitting me!

[Tronlet]

@AdeonC Oh shit, you mean they weren't able to make every single video they make every week be completely consistently funny? SOMEONE CALL BATMAN, THE WORLD IS ENDING

[AdeonC]

@Tronlet Hey, do not take the name of Batman in Vain!

[viktor0590]

"CLA-SSIC"

[braaaainz]

that was some hardcore making out. also. funny sad zach weiner

[btnheazy03]

i heard zach pirated his own DVD

ps. DIGG IN THA MOTHAFUCKIN HIZZOUSE

[CriticCafeteria]

should have had the guy she was with wear a wig, pretend to be a girl for a threesome and end it with showing wig guys face while husband gets into bed with them, thats what i was expecting anyways

[Sconz32]

Next time can we see her get fingered? (you don't have to show her face tho)

[idugupthegrave]

She should have tried plan B: Cheat on him, touch him on the penis.

[0341593]

I have the 'duuhnn' sound at the beginning of each short as my message tone.

[theredfandango]

Zach "I thought she was a dude" Weiner

[AndrewJN]

I also thought it was Zach at the beginning...

[mythv2]

Zach "I'm surprised you survived high school with a name like that" Weiner.

[Mirtiin]

I wish it *was* Zach at the beginning.

[NeoTechni]

Its not as funny when you use different people. Stick to the regulars

[phuzzypanda]

only for sad zach

[fuze9]

Oh my gosh, I love the Google Ads for this video - "How to Fix Your Marriage: New Alternative for Counseling." It's the perfect subtitle for the video.

[Zralf]

Lady don't get ofended by the "omg i thought it was a man" comments, your tone and length of hair are similar to zach's , and the angle at which the camera was at, gave the impression of a square-ish jaw (a trait of men) not to mention you were shown from the perspective, where mostly your neck is seen, and the way you twisted your head made the adams apple seem larger. it was all just an optical illusion.

[AdventEdge]

@Zralf

even if all that was an optical illusion, that greasy ass skin and unruly hair isn't

matter of fact, you're just a faggot

[Zralf]

@AdventEdge no u

[AdventEdge]

@Zralf

no u

[thewinner59278]

I would just like to say, all i saw for the title was ultrashort-my husband

[Destructo47]

Dude looks like a lady. Or... Something like that.

[doomzero00]

^^; how was this an ultrashort when boss's day was about as long? Its just well... a short :p

[CHoboapple]

not funny

also that lady looks like a man

[diegonacho30]

@CHoboapple agreed....

[FOXGEAR92]

@CHoboapple Indeed.

[zeldafanatic15]

I thought that was Zach in bed. OMG

[obeyme3]

Not funny.

[morepl0x]

do an alternate version with a double murder suicide. their like burn then he shoots them in the stomach and says buuuuurrrrnnn then kills them. then he gets sad, then he shoots himself.

[Jack4Corey]

@morepl0x  Problem solved!

[ShadowLink92]

Wild ZACH was burned!

Wild ZACH is hurt by the burn!

[Jakendo]

Zach's PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT plunges to an all time low!

[NAWTPROF]

Cheat on your husband, touch some other guy on the penis.

[havoKXT]

BURN HER WITH FIRE

[MidetFace]

Aww poor Zach xD

[Gig103]

I thought Angel was Zach at first. Not a flattering video.

[thisusernameisopen]

This was your worst SMBC theater yet.

[2JoeStudios]

my eyes are burning oh my god..... this guy was making out with some sort of long haired monkey

.... thats just gross

[pedroetcr]

ugliest bitch ever

[justinfrost]

not a very well acted SMBC, but sad Zach is adorable

[labiner]

Funny stuff. But seriously guy, you need more light and some color matching would do wonders to your videos. Otherwise everyone looks pimpled and red.

[salvo711]

That was awful. Truly awful. What a terrible thing to do to a person.

But it was fucking hilarious.

[TheOtherTableXD]

ewww...



[MarkArandjus]

I love the dude's "I got an idea" face.

[JKoss618]

Anyone else see the yellow line on the progress bar?

[AdrianvsJak]

@JKoss618 i see the yellow line too

[lagerbaer]

It's a bit unfortunate that the chick looks just like Zach from the perspective...

[Lollocide]

Zach 'the DICKGRAPH' Weiner.

[traltixx]

Zach "Touch him on the " Weiner

[Kaluriel]

THE BUCKET HAS NO BOTTOM! and touch him on the penis.

[swsproul]

Zach "Betty White" Weiner

[AlphaQGoode]

what just happened?

two dudes makin out in bed, another dude walks in a gets a bucket of water thrown over his head?

I dont get it.

[ShadowLink92]

Zach Soggy Weiner

[niallsb]

Zach "Whiner" Weiner

[androomful]

You need more photogenic actors.

[ctastrophe]

Zach "Mopey" Weiner

[Damnitron]

I don't get the joke. :(

[JosephCheetah]

These guys need a budget so they can hire attractive females.

[noseman123]

Zach Peener Wiener

[iamacyborg]

The cut where the water dumps on his head could have been a little longer. I didn't catch what happened the first time.

[ehayes3791]

y'all are mean....

hey hooker,how's that crack baby?

[amalgamation25]

that girl is fugly.

[boysinblack]

that girl was FUGO sorry :/

[Flak117]

Was I the only one that expected the dude in the bed to get a wig, in order to get the housband to think he'd gotten a surprise threesome, only to get realize what a bad idea it was, when it started getting hot with the housband?

[shill8989]

@Flak117

Would've been better.

[TheStann]

Zach "Got A Thumbs Up" Weiner

[VortexProducer]

LOL!

[telanis9]

that's an uuuuuuuuugly bitch. jesus christ. i thought it was zach at first, but then it turned out to be a skinny transexual version of james

[Bshere]

@telanis9 I LOL'd soooo hard at this. thanks for making my day!

[manafestation]

Another great skit by Zach "Touched Me On My" Weiner

[Squeejee09]

I thought that woman was the husband, damn!

Zach, "I thought 'she' was a 'he'" Weiner!

[KingDavid73]

lol

[dentedface]

aw, poor guy...

[DarcNait]

Oh sad Zach, thumbs up for you!

[KevinADCarter]

Classic indeed.

[electronicbrainpan]

I honestly thought that was Zach making out with the dude at the beginning.

[ANeMzero]

@electronicbrainpan Strange, thats what I expected from the 10 seconds later part :(

[Killbot20k]

@electronicbrainpan

Now I'm aroused

[ISISbandLive]

@electronicbrainpan Same, sure hope she doesn't read these comments.

[BaronLez]

@electronicbrainpan THIS

[EssThree]

@electronicbrainpan

Judging from the upvotes, I'd say you're not the only one.

[miksedene]

@electronicbrainpan

I think we all did.

[ShinGetterPoPo]

@electronicbrainpan I maintain that they just switched him with her to mess with everyone's minds and it started with Zach making out with the dude.

[misternewham]

@electronicbrainpan I'm still not convinced he wasn't!

[agogobellsman]

@electronicbrainpan yeah, i thought it was zach

[frostytheaussie]

@electronicbrainpan same!

[WordoftheElderGods]

@electronicbrainpan Me too.

[trackeroc]

@electronicbrainpan .... will that be on the DVD extras?

[craniotagging]

@electronicbrainpan ya i totally did to lawl

[pizzahutafterhours]

Zach Seymour Weiner

[HueMann]

meh.

[CepheusStarhowl]

Zach Thomas Chesterfield Godfrey Armstrong Weiner III

[kammik01]

Where did they get the bucket of water? Wait...How did they get it up there without leaving the bed?!

Ahem. Zack "Better than the xkcd guy" Weiner

[pinkswingdancer]

Zach "The Ripper" Weiner. I doubt that very many people will get that, but whatever.

[TheDarkKnight0333]

Wow. XD

[windexglow]

Alternate Title - The making of you

[thefunkof30000years]

ask and ye shall receive (thumbs up)

[VeryLargeRat]

Zach "Needs to write more Captain Excelsior" Weiner

[LieutenantFish]

Zach "Touch him on the" Wiener.

Wait, no, I hate that recurring joke.

[spungo]

Zach "Touch Him On The" Weiner. Obvs.

[FeverSK]

...

I don't get it.

[BraveNewAccount]

Zach "Exposes the Evils of Society in 47 Seconds" Weiner

[lmm85]

This reminded me of "Wainy Days"  .... slightly.

[captainfnogg]

Zach "Math and Dick Jokes" Weiner

[mokomorgan]

@captainfnogg ahahaha. that is so true.

[Usagibunnneh]

@captainfnogg It's funny because his last name is Weiner!

[holycow818181]

@captainfnogg Also, Jesus.

[Whiskedjak]

Aww! I was hoping that was gonna end in a 3-way :-(

[Elolzabeth]

Quivering lips are manly. Also: LOVED it!

[jbumble]

Zach "Undefeated in all 9 rounds" Weiner

[munkus83]

Lol - Sick burn with water

[Fuzzy192006]

comics... it's how these little punchlines are served best

[mjb3190]

hey lets make a video so i can get some action. yea great idea. o w8 there needs to be a joke in there somewhere huh... I GOT IT: /clip

[leburgan]

Burn your husband, touch him on the penis.