Irony is a comment calling a game dumbed down ("dumed down" to quote exactly) spotted with spelling and grammatical errors, and in desperate need of punctuation.
If Deus Ex was released to the NES in the late 80... Instead of bars in the game it would be called "Cafe" and the beer and wine would be called "Soda" and "Tonics", the whores would just be called "Flowergirl" or "City girl", The "Hell Kitchen" would be called "Dark Kitchen". Drugs like the Zyme will probably be called "Candy". Ah those wacky Nintendo censorship
Many of the killable enemies are robots and cyborg. The human enemies can't be killed, when you defeated Manderley he would give you a speech about the reason he betrayed Paul and JC before fainting.
The augmentation are used as a plot items to remove or avoid and obstacle.
Dragon tooth blade is the last weapon you get in the game and it was handed by a Maggie Chow as a magical girl telling you to slay the "Evils".
Yes the infamous Hitler/Master D headshot (and the "Damn Fool" comment). Wonder how it slipped past the censors. Probably those who play tested it rage quit after halfway thru the game and didn't see the last level.
"@hanchiman The cigarette packs and cigarette vending machines would be called "Pretzel Sticks" and "Pretzel Snack Machine". The word terrorist would be called "Villian". The word thug would be called "Bad Person". The word night club, would be "Night Place". The word "Strip Club" would be called "Chicken" and have women in dresses, men in pants and a shirt. The word "Pimp'' would be called "meanie" The word "Illuminati", New World Order, or NWO would be called "Villain's Organization".
If Deus Ex was released to the NES in the late 80... Instead of bars in the game it would be called "Cafe", the whores would just be called "girl 1" and "girl 2", The "Hell Kitchen" would be called "Dark Kitchen". Drugs like the Zyme will probably be called "Candy".
@TheStrongBadMan hm, lets see... if i pick computers, then i can hack myself around the security systems, and thus the guards... but if i pick rifles, i can kill all the guards and the security systems will have no effect! such a choice, such a choice...
@TheStrongBadMan You'd be surprised- there are a couple of points where a high swimming skill lets you skip an irritating bit of the levels. It's one of those overlooked skills in computer games.
now that was the standard for japaniese to english translations at the time i still remember FFIV "you spoony bard" those were the days before all this gears of war nonsense BTW i think dues ex was one of the last good fps in a looooong while and yes i thought about bioshock and not to sound like a pc elitest but bioshock is a dumed down console version of system shock including the story
@shrektheterd If you want a non-dumbed down bioshock try system shock 2 ! It is its predecessor done in 2000 i guess. You can get it from online free in some websites (legally).
deus ex, 8bit revolution
JDster4ever 1 month ago
*Text appearing on screen* JCDenton: "Maybe you should try getting a job."
Venuspoop7 1 month ago
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alerommel1 3 months ago
This theme is made of win
omgimodio 3 months ago
240p for HD
BRTheJackalBR 3 months ago 4
No swimming over rifles.
warlord2080 4 months ago
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TudominotheGreat 4 months ago
he picked computers over rifles and he is dead. What a shame.
TudominotheGreat 4 months ago
d(^_^)b
OnyxCode 4 months ago
my vision is augmented - I can see in a total of 16 colors!
Plausiblesarge 5 months ago
"Fire Flowers. I like to make a silent take down"
graph180 5 months ago 8
18-bit graphics? what a shame
MolotovNick 6 months ago 9
game is epic to bad people don't know that deus ex is already a series and think human is a brand new game really sad
supermancatcool 6 months ago
Heh cutscenes from DX in the NES style... somebody should defenitely do it! ;)
mastermantrox 6 months ago
good times.
RickTheStickman2 6 months ago
Shadowrun on the SNES sometimes felt like Deus Ex.
derBene 6 months ago
This'd be awesome.. But I think if I were to go old school, it'd have to be in the style of Fallout 1 & 2
jdzero 7 months ago
lol, this is cool.
Ladiesman1447 7 months ago
In 2112, war was beginning.
Jock: Someone set us up the bomb.
JC: A bomb?
Zylo587 7 months ago 22
@Zylo587 All your base are belong to us, you are on the way of destruction.
UnholySid 5 months ago
@UnholySid JC: What you say?
Zylo587 5 months ago
@Zylo587 The whole planet is going to blow up. What a shame.
UnholySid 5 months ago
@UnholySid It was a good planet. What a shame.
Zylo587 5 months ago
@Zylo587 I never asked for it to be a good planet.
mymothersmeatloaf 3 months ago
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@mymothersmeatloaf You think it did that on purpose?
Zylo587 3 months ago
My pixels are augmented.
qsxxsq2 7 months ago 10
your NES is augmented
ComradeLibertarian 7 months ago 9
PUT ON A TRENCHCOAT AND FIGHT SOME CONSPIRACIES!
BitChronic 8 months ago 9
@BitChronic GAIN EXPERIENCE AND LEVEL UP ABILITIES!
xXhalofan21Xx 5 months ago
My vision is pixelated ಠ_ಠ
mKaelus 8 months ago 10
Irony is a comment calling a game dumbed down ("dumed down" to quote exactly) spotted with spelling and grammatical errors, and in desperate need of punctuation.
ZPM7 10 months ago
Seven dislikes. What a shame.
Zylo587 11 months ago
@aidan456456 respect for system shock 2 brother
xbox50000 11 months ago
Sounds brill though
FibrousAcquiescence 1 year ago
Too short. Does the theme loop after this or does it change?
FibrousAcquiescence 1 year ago
If Deus Ex was released to the NES in the late 80... Instead of bars in the game it would be called "Cafe" and the beer and wine would be called "Soda" and "Tonics", the whores would just be called "Flowergirl" or "City girl", The "Hell Kitchen" would be called "Dark Kitchen". Drugs like the Zyme will probably be called "Candy". Ah those wacky Nintendo censorship
hanchiman 1 year ago 115
@hanchiman
SAM CARTER
No one blames you about Lebedev. You refused an order to send him to the Shadow Realm in cold blood -- precisely your duty as a UNATCO peacekeeper.
Ironsharp 1 year ago 99
@Ironsharp
Many of the killable enemies are robots and cyborg. The human enemies can't be killed, when you defeated Manderley he would give you a speech about the reason he betrayed Paul and JC before fainting.
The augmentation are used as a plot items to remove or avoid and obstacle.
Dragon tooth blade is the last weapon you get in the game and it was handed by a Maggie Chow as a magical girl telling you to slay the "Evils".
hanchiman 1 year ago
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@Ironsharp Jock: Oh my God, JC, a Bob-omb!
JC: A BOB-OMB!
alerommel1 3 months ago
@hanchiman Deus ex does have soda!
htfkid2000 1 year ago
@htfkid2000
Let change it to Fruit Juice then!
Can't think of any replacement for Cigarettes.
hanchiman 1 year ago
@hanchiman Candy Ciggarettes!
htfkid2000 1 year ago
@htfkid2000
Or maybe Pocky?
hanchiman 1 year ago
@hanchiman im pretty sure i saw tits and smoking ciggerates in one of my nes games.
thefriendsociety 1 year ago
@thefriendsociety
Those that slipped out from the censors, in Metal Gear they had cigarettes!
hanchiman 1 year ago
@hanchiman In the NES Bionic Commando, when you defeated the last boss, (Hitler!) you got to see his face explode close up.
Dresdenstl 1 year ago
@Dresdenstl
Yes the infamous Hitler/Master D headshot (and the "Damn Fool" comment). Wonder how it slipped past the censors. Probably those who play tested it rage quit after halfway thru the game and didn't see the last level.
hanchiman 1 year ago
@hanchiman Beer and Wine wear Coffee. Not Soda
nybiker1 8 months ago
@nybiker1
It looks like you used to like Earthbound too! :D
hanchiman 8 months ago
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1993Kittens 8 months ago
"@hanchiman The cigarette packs and cigarette vending machines would be called "Pretzel Sticks" and "Pretzel Snack Machine". The word terrorist would be called "Villian". The word thug would be called "Bad Person". The word night club, would be "Night Place". The word "Strip Club" would be called "Chicken" and have women in dresses, men in pants and a shirt. The word "Pimp'' would be called "meanie" The word "Illuminati", New World Order, or NWO would be called "Villain's Organization".
1993Kittens 8 months ago
If Deus Ex was released to the NES in the late 80... Instead of bars in the game it would be called "Cafe", the whores would just be called "girl 1" and "girl 2", The "Hell Kitchen" would be called "Dark Kitchen". Drugs like the Zyme will probably be called "Candy".
hanchiman 1 year ago
Sounds like Zelda.
shotogeek 1 year ago
Deus Ex? More like Deus NES.
Hammerman24 1 year ago 7
put on a trenchcoat and fight some conspiricies
igotyou62 1 year ago 2
Will you pick rifles or computers?
Don't pick swimming because it's fairly useless.
TheStrongBadMan 1 year ago 18
@TheStrongBadMan hm, lets see... if i pick computers, then i can hack myself around the security systems, and thus the guards... but if i pick rifles, i can kill all the guards and the security systems will have no effect! such a choice, such a choice...
TheCh0senGamer 1 year ago
@TheStrongBadMan You'd be surprised- there are a couple of points where a high swimming skill lets you skip an irritating bit of the levels. It's one of those overlooked skills in computer games.
uberdeity 1 year ago
@uberdeity bull
YooToobCanSuckIt 1 year ago
@TheStrongBadMan wow a lot of people have hears that!
xXhalofan21Xx 5 months ago
@xXhalofan21Xx heard* and im talking about the song
xXhalofan21Xx 5 months ago
Deus Ex to NES!!!!
DeadW4nderer 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
Ravenpulse 1 year ago
I don't like NES type music, it's so ear-rapingly high. D:
0Angel0A 2 years ago
NES Chiptune = awesome
Deus Ex Theme = awesome
Video = awesome
Legion2000 2 years ago 9
heh, strange idea but it seems to have worked out : )
KevinLounsberry 2 years ago 3
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the best part at the end is missing -.-
Mabri789 2 years ago
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nah the best part at the and is missing -.-
Mabri789 2 years ago
Now make a sega genesis sound card version.
jumpmaster98 2 years ago 6
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jumpmaster98 2 years ago
It annoys me how almost every "Nes remix" on youtube has more than two sound channels.
Good one anyway.
ZanulixFin 2 years ago 3
Well Koji Kondo manages with the help of some nintendo ingeniers to abuse the nes sistem to simulate 4 channels using part of the sfx buffer
ProudRobot 2 years ago
First level: "surrender UNATCO all your base belong to us"
mgf001 2 years ago 10
O noes
bushwhacker2k 2 years ago
now that was the standard for japaniese to english translations at the time i still remember FFIV "you spoony bard" those were the days before all this gears of war nonsense BTW i think dues ex was one of the last good fps in a looooong while and yes i thought about bioshock and not to sound like a pc elitest but bioshock is a dumed down console version of system shock including the story
shrektheterd 2 years ago 36
@shrektheterd I think I found my soul-mate, finally a person who agrees with me on BioShock.
Asiancomedian 1 year ago
@Asiancomedian at least i can go to sleep with the peace in that there are people that fell the same about biodhock as me.
biggieb117 1 year ago
@shrektheterd If you want a non-dumbed down bioshock try system shock 2 ! It is its predecessor done in 2000 i guess. You can get it from online free in some websites (legally).
Empowerless 1 year ago
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kicks ass :D
PlanetDead 2 years ago 3
Doesn't matter how you make it, it's an awesome theme.
MahajiHaji 2 years ago
omfg..... DEUS EX = ZELDA!!!!!
shinobijesus 2 years ago
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Link +JC Denton= ULTIMATE BADASS!!
commissarusa 2 years ago
Gordon Freeman and Jc Denton are brothers in crowbar already.
rijndersnathan 2 years ago 212
@rijndersnathan have you noticed that the crowbar sound in both games sounds exactly the same
element271 5 months ago
deus ex 1.nuff said
igotyou62 2 years ago
8-bit! :D
mario64guy 2 years ago 3
I would so play this game!
gunther627 2 years ago 5
I really want to play Deus Ex on the NES. That would be great.
PrivateBuckwheat 3 years ago 6
Sounds more like Sega Genesis than NES
SyntheNeko 3 years ago 10
:D .... The good old days...........
THANKS!!!
fiveoclockz 3 years ago 2
sounds like a game-over song
NinjaBunny00 3 years ago 4
The awesomesauce is strong with this one!
KamiKaZantA 3 years ago 7
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i mad ethis song deus ex it was me
RDVoDkA 3 years ago
Lol.
MahajiHaji 2 years ago
I would play this.
amerigovespucci 3 years ago 47
I imagine lines like "Mistah JC Denton. In da fresh." and "Oh my God, JC, a bomb!" would be somewhat more dramatic without the voice-overs
Ironsharp 3 years ago 74
@Ironsharp The first one would be a bit less racist.
Zylo587 8 months ago
You'd be a fool not to.
Naxwell 3 years ago
8-bit! :D
y0user74 3 years ago 12
8-Bit Music is always awsome. :)
Feedmadcat 3 years ago 9