Bible In a Minute

[perichoresis7]

hahaha Awesome. 

[Disconn3ction]

I know this off by heart. I don't even need the music. Needless to say I surprised my R.E. teacher.

[egaleman456]

I did respond and if u ever noticed he stopped responding to me cuz of the comment

[valkyrie1845]

1. I watched this three times just to feel like I had absorbed it all.

2. I love that Sodom and Gomorrah was a naked disco-orgy-rave.

3. Ahhhhhhhh you guys are so funny!!!

Mk, think that covers it.

[darkside9799]

damn the talent that was needed to make this video amazes me good job guys

[03madeinspain03]

this is one of the best things i have seen on youtube ever.

[kandikid2308]

that was cool. good job guys!

[EOCB]

Wow, look at all the grammatical errors and typos in the comment section!

[SignsFromTheHeart]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome!!!!!!! :D personally I think it's a great use of time. Better than playing those war videogames or whatever they have out now...

[egaleman456]

if u have so much do make use of ur time and i wont make i vid cuz i have better things to do than watch this crapy vid and talk to u!!!

[mickeymoose1001]

@egaleman456 and yet you return to the video to respond to his comment? Shall we play "spot the contradiction?"

[vivalamusiqa]

well it wasn't ereally a minute it was like 48 seconds tgheere pro

[egaleman456]

i like the faCT its catholic but its really stupid dont u have any thing better to do

[BlakeTahoe]

@egaleman456 oh like you? Mr. I Have So Much To Do ....just sitting there and watching this. Why dont you make something so all of us can call it stupid?

[Elfonz0]

And all of this is true...........

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@Elfonz0 what do you mean its true?

[ultrazeen380]

5 second bible somthing somthing somthing fairtale

[cardinalchic24]

Yes we can!

[jhowell816]

Me and my sister can do the whole Dance :)

[mrjuliusthemonkey]

luv this

[shelbinaitor33]

They showed this in my religon class

[theoriginalhegs94]

@shelbinaitor33 I wonder what they would have said had they realized they also made a video about Jesus pwning a kid, Jesus's brother, or pick up lines from the bible lol.

[IndiansHighlights]

converted me!

[HockeyGirl5774]

if we memorized this for religion class, she would give us extra credit!

[cardinalchic24]

Lol love this!!

[kickasssonic]

THAT WAS LESS THAN A MINUTE!

[asdf1noob]

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[JustJella]

LOOOOOL I love this

[bloodsuckingbeavers]

Awesome! Best video ever!

[unicornsduckspandas]

Amen! :)

[ThePythnator]

I'm not lying when I told my mom I studied for my religion exam...

[OpsDivine]

You know, if they were to do this chronologically, it would be; Creation, Garden, Cane and Abel, Flood, Job.......

[abongero]

im catholic

[tallest3rdgraderever]

.......

[neoZykl]

Very nice, though you left out a lot of genocide there

[blah7194]

i think im going to be a catholic now

[OpsDivine]

@blah7194 Well, these characters are making fun of Jehovah's Witnesses, but whatever. haha

[pruplemango]

@OpsDivine that, or Mormons. 

[thethethetheluis]

@blah7194 in that case the lyrics would be

"your going to hell if you don't do this! your going to hell if you dont do this!

your going to hell if you dont do this! your going to hell if you dont do this!

 Also prayers are currency say this many!

also give us money or your going to hell! do it nao!!!"

[EnvelTheTrader]

@blah7194 islam is the way to go.

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@EnvelTheTrader atheism is the way to go.

[EnvelTheTrader]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 naw i like being educated i dont believe my brain was formed from a rock.

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@EnvelTheTrader i like being intelligent i dont believe my brain was formed by a little fucking pussy named ' god'

[EnvelTheTrader]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 oh u like the rock theory more eh?

[neoryan333]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 You said you like being intelligent, yet in that sentence alone, there were 6 spelling/grammar errors. FAIL AT LIFE!

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@neoryan333 By the way, you just made 9 grammar errors.

[neoryan333]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 I know I didn't, you just couldn't think of anything logical to say, because you know you're wrong and are too much of a pussy to admit it. Have fun burning in hell!

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@neoryan333 The 9 errors were random caps by the way, and what is hell? is that like, a fire?

[neoryan333]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 It's called caps locking. It isn't an error because it was intentional, unlike yourself. (failed abortion)

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@neoryan333 Only fools use caps randomly...idiot.

[neoryan333]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 You're right, but it's too bad that the caps were completely synchronized and not at all random, therefore do not claim the name "randomly," like you said. You just set yourself up for epic fails, don't you?

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@neoryan333 atleast i dont say shit like 'go to hell' ( a location that doesnt exist)

[notablegoat]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 And you certainly can't prove that, just like it cant be proven. If you hate arrogant christians, don't be an arrogant atheist.

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@notablegoat if you cant prove it, then don't say it is possible that someone go to 'hell' ( you still didnt tell me what is that)

[notablegoat]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 If you think it foolish to support the excistance of Hell, then you must also realize it is equally foolish to deny it's excistance. It can't be proven and neither can it be disproven. As for what it is, Hell is, according to the Bible, the eternal residence of those who are not saved by Christ.

[reverendbug]

@notablegoat heaven is also indeterminate, ya know

[notablegoat]

@reverendbug That is true. Religion is entirely based on Faith, and that's the point.

[tiloupx1x4x4x1]

@notablegoat Fuck yit im going to chill with the invisible pink unicorn

[notablegoat]

@tiloupx1x4x4x1 Wait, how can it be invisible and pink?

[idonthavefootprints]

@notablegoat Invisibility cloak

[notablegoat]

@idonthavefootprints Oh of course, I'd forgotten about the spiritual signifigance of Hogwarts in many peoples lives!

[idonthavefootprints]

@notablegoat I was thinking more star trek but hogwarts can do as well.

[soccergladiator5]

@blah7194

Welcome to the family! :D

[TheHague67]

@blah7194 why would u wanna be catholic?

[nuclearwardwsj]

I believe kind sirs that this video is under a minute, that's what I usually would comment if I didn't have the fear of being TARANTULA'D!

[MrSwagqeriffic]

this is the best one minute song ever. BIBLE IN A MINUTE

[alakyulmaiel]

IF YOU LIKE THIS WATCH/SEARCH THIS VIDEO CALLED CHRISTIANITY IN A NUTSHELL  BY TYLER OAKLEY its much better and should have more views

[mickeymoose1001]

@alakyulmaiel Much better than Barats and Bereta? You, sir, don't know what you're talking about

[chiggevara]

I'm studying to become a teacher in religious studies, and I'm SO going to use this piece of brilliance.

[musicboy997]

Video is only :53 seconds

[samvictoria100]

@musicboy997 *claps while feeling bad for the handicapped idiot*

[tashtan1]

Like damn.

[HockeyGirl5774]

Umm, there guys are Catholic

[WebVManReturns]

Wow. Now the Word can be spread to people with ADD.

[TheEmilylaird]

i memorized the whole song

[Godofwar555]

I really enjoy watching people get pissy over internet videos. Lol religious or not that was interesting and pretty damn good.

[tregonning12359]

why is it that people care soo much about religion?

[ArmedArmadillo]

I'd like to see you guys actually go door to door with this one.

[malslimbo]

I just realized this was posted on my birthday.

[Cyndi199877]

Why does it only take them a minute to do the entire bible , and my Priest takes an hour EVERY Sunday.

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

christian bible right??? .... BUT DRESSED LIKE MORMONS .... very odd

[jakeorjakob]

@Mr1PimpDaddy Mormons read the bible dude :P

[jakeorjakob]

@Mr1PimpDaddy and yes, mormons are christians too.

[doggynog]

@jakeorjakob No because mormons think that everything that happened in egypt and stuff (not going to go into detail) Happened right in amerca with some seeing stones and some hat or whatever is THEIR bible not the bible of christians.. all im saying Mormons arent christian theyre mormons

[jakeorjakob]

@doggynog Trust me, i would know. Im a mormon and i believe in christ. :) But what your talking about from Egypt and america are completely different books altogether :P The book of mormon isnt the bible, its just another book. :P Christians have 2 books (New and Old Testament) while we have 4 (New and Old Testament, Book of Mormon, and Doctrine and Covenants). :D any more questions that you were curious about?

[CareFreeWherever]

@jakeorjakob yeah. one mpre question: how can you believe any of that tripe?

[jakeorjakob]

@CareFreeWherever I havent heard tripe in a long time :D haha. I dont know if its because im just mormon or whatevs, but theres a lot of things in several religions that seem unbelieveable. The reason that i KNOW is because ive searched, pondered and prayed and discovered for myself what is truth and what isnt. Id invite you to do the same, but thatll problably turn you off from the conversation, so ill restrain myself this one time. :P are you asking because ur atheist or...?

[CareFreeWherever]

@jakeorjakob all religion is tripe, all of the time. Joseph Smith was a convicted con artist, known in his local area to be a con artist; it's no secret. And praying doesn't mean anything, hindhus "know" their religion is correct because they've prayed about, as do muslims, jews, catholics, anglicans, methodists, the ancient greeks, the ancient romans, the carthaginians, the egyptians, the numibians, the babylonians, the mongols, the tartars and every single other religious group

[jakeorjakob]

@CareFreeWherever Im sorry you feel that way, and if you look back, i didnt just say prayer. :) and if prayer doesnt mean anything to you, your problably doing it wrong or for the wrong intentions. I just hope that you're actually as care free as your username is and not seemingly hostile to others beliefs as you are with me. :P i just wanted to clear up the fact that we Mormons read the bible to another youtuber, that was all; NOT to declare religious supremacy.

[jakeorjakob]

@CareFreeWherever Also, Joseph Smith wasnt a con. He was a prophet who fulfilled a revelation, and was persecuted by thousands of CONS that sought to destroy him because of his beliefs. :/ If he was just a mere con, they wouldnt have made such an attempt to persecute and drive out his followers from several states and kill him, cover his body with hot tar and feathers, and drag his body through the streets like a circus freak. :O i think THAT is more "tripe" than any religion.

[CareFreeWherever]

@jakeorjakob don't believe your indoctrination. he was a convicted con artist before he even invented that sham of a religion. plus he was a vicious racist. but then i suppose it makes sense for a racist man to be the messenger of god after you've read through the old testament. they persecuted him because he had conned not just a mere few people out of their money. read history, mate, real history

[jakeorjakob]

@CareFreeWherever Im much more prone to believe my indoctrination than someone who speaks in the same falicies as those who signed the extermination order in missouri. :P sorry. And the unbiased and unbigotted textbooks (school, not church) that ive read all relay the persecution against him, not his supposed "racism" and "cons". Thats history. But either way man, youre just making excuses for the murderous mobs that murdered women and children who followed him. :/ not cool

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever in your list, how did you go from listing religions to listing nationalities? my personal religious beliefs aside, i'm just curious how you equate the term "Babylonian" with a religion. its a nationality

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 simply i listed those nationalities because they (to my knowledge) didn't have names for their religions, in rome they didn't call it jupitersim; although there were cults of individual gods so i guess there would have been jupiterists in a sense, however they still acknowledged the rest of the pantheon. the same goes for the other nations

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever Ok, i suppose i can understand that. For future reference, another way to reference them all (besides Christianity) is by saying "various pagan religions" that is used (pagan) throughout the Bible to reference other religions. I do not believe it is derogatory, just a way of referencing the other religions

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 yeah in hindsight that would have been a smarter choice

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever Just tryin' to help out. Just glad your comments are intelligent and not a string of random cuss words put together in a hopeless jumbled pile of puke meant to represent the English language and much less a coherent sentence.

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 my love affair for the english language started when i was 7 so i would never debase the language with such base vulgarities. you seem like a cool person, emperorninja20

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever Thanks for saying so, I too love the art of Language. Though i talk like any modern teen :P I plan to be a writer someday

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 you're like my doppleganger (religious views aside)

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever Quickly, let us test that theory. Who is your favorite writer?

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 hitchens (which you'll no doubt hate me for) and raymond chandler

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever That is where we differ, I lean more towards Clive Barker, John Saul, Agatha Christie, or Stephen King

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 ooh yes stephen king is very good isn't he? good use of atmosphere

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever Yes and It was a masterpiece. It rivals Weave World by Clive Barker as my favorite book.

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 have you read any of robin hobb's works. the stories are them selves a bit meh, but the character development and the interweaving of their goals was done very well in my view

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever I have not but i will look into it. Any suggestions as to what?

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 well she wrote 3 different trilogies that all were part of the same story but in their correct sequential order it goes: the farseer trilogy, the liveship traders, then the tawny man

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever Kay, ill see what i can find. Oh by the way, if you really enjoy wonderful storylines, look up a miniseries called "The Lost Room", granted it was on TV but it is simply amazing

[CareFreeWherever]

@emperorninja20 i do like tv... i will definitely look into that series

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever Awesome, and I will look into The Farseer Trilogy

[emperorninja20]

@CareFreeWherever as for the religion issue, it isn't so much a question of personal belief as it is a question of absolute truth and belief in said truth. I am a Christian, i believe that the absolute truth can be learned from the Bible and that Jesus did in fact die to save us from our sins. I can't account for what other people believe, i can try to convince them otherwise but that is their issue, i can simply attempt to be good and spread the word about the absolute truth

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

@CareFreeWherever ok seems like most of yall are mormons on this simply because it looked like a mormon video ... but im not going to argue with yall anymore because if i cant beat u at my front door then i cant beat u on hear all i need to do is shut the door.

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

@jakeorjakob LMFAO DID U JUST SAY THAT DID U bahahahahaha golden tablets and joseph smith r u fuck*n kidding me BAHAHAHAAH thats like saying The Noble Qur'an is god real word BAHAHA im sorry say it again guess there close the whole polygamy id close to the Qur'an. this song was the BIBLE no joseph smith and his acid trip in the 1500 or whenever.. Did you hear about the guy that got his LSD and LDS mixed up? Instead of going on a trip he went on a two year mission ... im done

[jakeorjakob]

@Mr1PimpDaddy dude, we dont practice polygamy. Thats the Fundamentalists. :P and yes, of course mormons read the bible. We dont believe in Joseph Smith as the savior, he was a Prophet, like Moses. Jesus is our savior. :D any more questions? Id be glad to clear them up for you.

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

@jakeorjakob ok just stop.. and the muslums practicing the quran, killing themselves is ok because they believe alla aka god is there savior as well.

[jakeorjakob]

@Mr1PimpDaddy :O wait im confused.... you think Mormons and Muslims (theres no second "u" in there, just an "i") are connected how exactly...?

[kewltyler44]

jeez you people just couldnt help yourselves could you? If you dont want to start something then dont make a comment, stupid atheists and christians.

[elensch10]

Any one ever notice that atheists talk about religion more than most very religious people. Why must you talk so much to disprove it if it doesn't matter to you anyway?

[latteluva]

i agree with @godthrone if you're an atheist then that's your business and no-one really give a shit about what you believe in.

[TheNewRidore]

@latteluva I am guessing you are a Christian. I would like to point out to you that in a lot of cases no one actually gives a shit what anyone believes in, I view myself as respectful to others and try to accept each person's religious beliefs. So I would just like to say thank you, so much for just proving to me once again that it was the right decision in my life to become an Atheist.

[Keitachan1]

Im an atheist. But i still like the video, ive probably watched it over 100 times x3

[earyan3]

im atheist.... i love this video lol

[plisken666]

as an atheist i must say, this is awesome

[PieisDaBest1]

Best 53 seconds if my life......

[KewlVidz1]

@PieisDaBest1 Doesn't matter had sex

[FTWBillbo]

are you guys christian??? just wondered (:

[KawenaPoepoe]

Oh my gosh this is awesome! I was at my youth group last night and we did a coffee shop, two kids actually did this and they were awesome! This is amazing, great job!

GodBless

[SilencioWTF]

Religion is full of shit

[TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL]

word to your mother!

[Theawesomegirl5]

My name is in the end of the book of job!

[TheMarkNessMonster]

SPOILER ALERT:  It's all fake.

[GrantsPerspective]

@TheMarkNessMonster you win all the things.

[GDWbitch2]

more like bible in 53 minutes

[PhreakyGimp]

@GDWbitch2 You mean seconds?

[GDWbitch2]

@PhreakyGimp aw crap XD

[tdg1001]

How'd u do this is only 1 take? O.o

[SpecialBrad1001]

I love this :D but I'm athiest...

[winterpillows]

@SpecialBrad1001 haha same here :D

[Lcheerchick]

The most epic thing I have ever experienced....

[BooKenjii7]

Haha. Dude that made me laugh. Thanks guys! That was awesome!

[hawkstarartist]

can u plz do a literal versian????

[SammyTheShySeal]

instead of going to church every sunday you can just watch this every 3 and a half years!

[19FORSAKEN80]

That made my dick soft

[blackfang06]

You forgot the book of Mormon. o3o

[elmoiswatchingyou]

@blackfang06 The Book of Mormon and the Bible are two different books...

[LadyReaper95A7x]

If church were like that we'd all be christians

[NightskyBeauty]

LOL. That is PRO! (*and True)

[MyFlozzy]

watched this @ hurstpierpoint collage my school

[MsEmmiChan]

Watched this at school today in religous studies :D

[paraplegicgiraffe]

oh, Mormons.

[tappbryan]

@paraplegicgiraffe they are Catholics not Mormons

[B00kc4t9]

oooookkkkk...

[TheJoshWillo]

i've wasted 22 years going to church every sunday... when i could have just watched this. fuuuuuuuck

[KawenaPoepoe]

@TheJoshWillo hahaha so funny, love your comment!

[epicassassin11]

@KwikWon01 dude, was that necessary. Like VaderFan777 I respect you opinion greatly but, that isn't needed hear. It is clear to me that you think strongly about this. So my advice is to go to a video where people will actually reflect off if your opinion. Not just get angry at you. This is a comedy, not a serious video at all.

[quizno685]

1,674 people don't know what there talking about

[AetherRanger]

I cant wait until atleast one video is posted of 2 people doing this is a private school for Christians

[Olucatei]

@godthrone1 If you don't like having your beliefs questioned that's great. We don't care. It is all personal opinion. Just do the whole world a BIG favor, be considerate and don't read the comment section. Thank you.

[LunarFuror]

@godthrone1 If this is considered a 'religious' video, and not a parody. Then i demand my kingdom back.

[TheNewRidore]

@godthrone1 I would hardly call this a religious video, yes it has religious content but the idea of it is more fun and amusing. Besides for an Atheist this kinda supports why a lot of us think religion is silly in the first place. It was a summary of the bible that really just captured the famous parts that everyone knew to begin with. I liked it but it does really feel more like a parody of religion as opposed to actually being serious.

[madcatandfatdogs]

@godthrone1 hey d00d im athiest this nvr happened lololol

[GrantsPerspective]

@godthrone1 i clicked on this video because it was a baratsandbereta video. it also seems christians don't know what the difference between 'your' and 'you're' is. wut is this?

[LolVermillion]

@godthrone1 I'm an atheist, I came here to laugh, it served it's purpose without the need for trolling.

[TheRainbowKiwi]

@godthrone1 This is most definitely not a religious video..

[moonkick360]

@godthrone1 You've just made yourself a target.

[Crzybluegrl]

omg! That is THE best bible song out there haha(: I just learned the whole song and now its stuck in my head hahh(:

[iHarveyLOL]

...This is why the bible makes no sense.

[lyssa244]

love this<3

[pinkpiggy3456]

lol i am gonna show this to my kids (when i have some) and be all like "yeah! no we dont have to go to church!"

[KwikWon01]

spoiler, god isn't real.



[VaderFan777]

@KwikWon01 spoiler, this is a comedy channel and not a religious channel. I dont care if u dont believe in god but it is all a matter of faith. I prefer not to argue on such a hilarious video and i respect ur opinion just disagree. So keep these things to yourself, and go watch other videos that suit your fancy.

[elinnc]

@KwikWon01 hey... come here.... you suck.....

[kewltyler44]

@KwikWon01 spoiler nobody cares what you think,this is a comedy video not a debate.