Super Broker

[itsjessful]

God left us... and he took tempo with him. 

[ShoTown]

HO-MY-GOSH we got some rudebois up in here! Do NOT fuck with John 1.54, ez ez!

[brainfreezeprods]

Marketing guy "Hey Boss, lets hire some actors and make a great commercial."

Boss "Why would I waste money on actors when we can use friends. It's just as good and free!"

[electricsheep1203]

closed captioned transcirbed audio.

Youre welcome

[gamecrazy132]

I thought this was going to be a workout video

[thebootinpieman]

dam hate to be caught on their turf

[1harrypotter71]

"We're so bad you'll know were good"?!?!?!?! no your just bad.

[fillycheese92]

Is this a real commercial...?

[uneekalex]

This is officially the whitest thing I've ever seen.

[epiceggroll]

this is my favorite video ever

[PeckyCaw]

Know what's weird? None of these people are fat.

[NoamTube]

holy shit! I'll stick with Freshdirect. Thanks. 

[SKUNKBALLScom]

Reminds me of the politically correct crap I was exposed to in public high school.

[jomxwll]

holy mother of God! this is so full of WIN!

[Mikel23xd]

1:00-1:04 wtf did he say

[GarththeVader]

Thank you Lazlow Show! Is this video more funnier than the Flea Market ad? Oh yeah!

[CooperNikkus]

3:00 Bubbles

[joe59788]

Wtf is this shit. Also the next song played automatically for me it was Jizz In My Pants lol

[pimpinstein5]

Wayne Terrell had bars

[denardo]

@pimpinstein5 I'm with you on that. I would sample it.

[pimpinstein5]

@denardo He was clearly the best LOL

[uzanur]

hahahaha :D

[Angryjolly]

Why dont people mess with their neighborhood?

[FutureLaugh]

1:55 Kris Kristofferson

[daedralord1]

wayne ur the fooking man

[almcken]

if pepsi did this i would buy there product

[swayzemastaflax13]

1:00

more awkward version of casey affleck

[stickinss]

0:50 best part :D

[AreaQNH870]

I think I just got my virginity back

[YUHaiwing]

2:42 I didn't come here to poo in a puddle...

[ryguy2k7]

Hahaha. I wonder if it was the overly enthusiastic guy's idea to have his employees do this...

[Catholicdadof4]

1:42 looks like he should be on the "sex offender shuffle."

[pmills89]

3:28....damn....paul berman is a g

[youmakeonionscry]

1:00 .... the best

[hairyassburger]

Rapping.... LIKE A BOSS

[jonrmahnke]

that was possible the most lame thing I have ever seen. If you are white, you have no business trying to rap. For any reason.

[SKSBanetek]

@jonrmahnke tell than to eminem you fucking nigger. He is the BEST and many nig rapper wannabes look up to him. keep in mind this took place is the 1980s back when rap was gay like this

[TenWhoWereTaken]

@jonrmahnke Haha, rap is nothing but third rate poetry.

Black people can laugh at white rappers all they want, the fact remains that the best rapper alive can't compete with a white guy that's been dead for 396 years. Rap 'culture' is inane bullshit that thrives on mediocrity.

[Mattus]

i miss you dad

[KaslarProductions]

Tim and Eric must have directed this feces

[RahmSifr]

This ought to be an Internet meme.

[UtubePhuckinSux]

ps Laura is hot

[UtubePhuckinSux]

lol that 2nd guy sounded like Lyle from Napolian Dynamite, and wtf was up with the 3rd guy he talks too fast

[SaltyChuck]

I didn't come here to try to Muffle!

[Tesco19]

i didnt come here to drop my duffel wtf?

[Prinzyk]

I didn't come here lookin for trouble guys.

[free2mo]

The best thing ever

[linkrazr]

God bless the fucking internet.

[thegreatpoupon]

yey im full of spice!

[xxstealyourface]

I didn't come her to Huffle or Buffle!

[kggoldiegold]

That's my cousin! I'm so proud!

[costernocht]

If the scene that begins at 3:26 doesn't induce seasickness, I don't know what will.

[pong06]

fail

[TheThrashZone]

LOL @ 0:48

[apow369]

this is beautiful

[KingOfCarrotflowers]

If a reverse orgasm is possible, I just achieved it.

[poodlenamedsheffie]

how fricken fabuloussssssss

[YUHaiwing]

this is pretty good

[Mister86Productions]

Wow, epic fail.

[danswon]

I can't believe how long this goes on

[BennyHarassi]

white people.

[igualnimp]

racist

[XmegurlX]

Haha! 1:00 - 1:13

Soooo Off Tune! Haha!  LoLz!

[zhmzdl67zwxdsh]

At 2:40 did he say "I didn't come here to poo in a puddle"?

[BobbyAeros]

coo and cuddle*

[ARasiel93]

thug life.

[BoSSBoSSBoSStheBoss]

My mom still kinda rocks like that...haha. There's a reason she's the first name you hear! love my mom!

[igualnimp]

i envy you so much :)

[jesse6669]

wayayayayane jeraldson

[particle409]

I wonder which one of these people came up with the idea to do this...

[deathbyfire51]

2:38

Geez, alright man I'll buy your margarine. Didn't mean to feather your ruffle.

[browncrown19]

the girls are hot

[eXcommunicate1979]

One of them is. One of them maybe with a new hairdo. The 3rd, notsomuch.

[SpikeyJamez]

.................no comment.

[zhmzdl67zwxdsh]

1:27. Sounds like Hank Hill from King of the Hill. He should be selling propane.

[yayyfornathaniel]

they so crunk and fresh

haha is there a mp3 for this?

[pinkhedgehoggirl]

i like how in order to rhyme someone says

"i didnt come here to feather my ruffle,

i'm just here to do ther super broker shuffle"

:L

it makes me feel very ashamed to be white

[mhalo2k9]

tooooooooooooo much white it burrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssss­sssss

[SpyderXTX]

i feel bad for these peoples kids....wow.

[tegolin]

This is the definition of SUPERGROUP.

[SuperDuperManMark3]

what year was this?

[jesse6669]

amazing raps

[bapesthief]

Hello Charlie Carson.

[ledbowman]

I wonder if Jan Bradshaw might be down with the Horizontal Shuffle.

[OneManAndHisToaster]

how the hell does someone films this piece of crap and doesn't see that it can't be aired... this a total FAIL!

[Danielviavideo]

fuckin ballin' ass beat

[dmix09]

This is so bad, it's good.

[caal1028a]

I've seen better acting in porn.

[QuarkScr3w]

I thought this WAS a porn? >.<

[jtr02a]

This is pretty funny. I kept waiting for Carlton Banks to jump in... lol.

[LongDivision8]

somebody with skills has gotta remix this!

[kmasta17]

This is the greatest video on you tube.  my personal favorite is at 2:47. He looks like he already ate all their lunches. My face gets sore watching this. The put some production into this, that some amazing choreography; not so much on the rhythm.

[LongDivision8]

im in love with those girls.

[SuperGoodr]

Is that Jimmy Kimmel's dad at 2:47

[xxchris]

@SuperGoodr actually its his mom

[Beale64]

This would kill Eminem.

[CityofButterfly]

The guy at 1:00 is so offbeat it's hilarious.

[DoctorBimbles]

Probably the whitest thing I have ever seen. And by probably, I mean definitely.

[DJLawlzy]

CHEESE BALLS AT 1:40

[SuperGoodr]

The dude at 2:33 was straight gangsta , and I quote " Flieshmans margarine is fun to sell, If they don't but it they can go to Hell"

[HereComesTheSun32]

Holy sweet Jesus. How embarrassing.

[Musicvegan58]

As Charlie Brown would say "Good grief", lol

[BRT3108]

...woah.

this is awful

lol

so awful its amazing

[cake5000]

Dis video is pimp word! But on a serious note, how could this ever be a good idea?

[KevKevTubes]

This is why we need racial diversity in the workplace.

[RIOT690]

Pull your pant over your belly, hunch over, and stickout your teeth. Thats how you become one of those cool guys.

[Mustang1204]

btw

3:25

right chick is hot.

[Mustang1204]

Lol wtf is that.

"Nobody messes with our neighbourhood!"

[MRSPARTANFTW]

WOW...JUST WOW

[marky2112]

I can imagine this on a vcr/tv playing endlessly in their lobby.

[kissfluff]

MEGACHEESEBROKERLOLZ! XoD

[TheShizzlest]

I Noticed On The People Who dance Around were on beat lol

[damnitsderek]

Ronnie Atkins knows how to groove.

[gpciie]

James wins this one. If you don't buy my margarine, you can go to hell.

[Explodroid]

:O This is BAD-ASS!

[pbegley99]

What the ****?!?!

So breathtakingly awful it's good.

[weatherwatcher]

I'm also a fan of Wayne Terrell's laid-back dirty southern styles. Well I'm Waaaaayyyyne Terrel since the day I was born! Somebody tell me WT won this shit, whatever it is.

[RolexTharsus]

About my 50th viewing of this I just noticed the little smile Wayne Terrell flashes at the end of his line - the man's got the skills to pay the bills & he knows it.

[ChaosOrCosmos]

whar's he saying at 1:00 ?

[waeish]

must go to Super Broker Shuffle

[Tedsuzan]

I like the Grey Poupon guy. Also, 3:34 E.T.?

[hellohanz]

This is the greatest thing ever.

[Arog46]

It's sooo great

[guttatyme]

Commercials have come a long way....

[d4yogurt]

i hear charisma has yet to be discovered in america

[RetardRage99]

that's true, we just last year discovered wisdom and dexterity

[mentaltfladdrig]

look guys...

i didnt come here looking for trouble... i came here to win the super broker shuffle

[cheesegrill17]

I literally watch this at least once a day.

[paveafvodka]

...??? omg.

[astronomyisamazing]

Why isn't this on failblog?

[Parkwaymania]

I want to be a super broker. James inspired me with his "if they don't buy it they can go to hell".

[Hetsen19]

At the end of the video, the girl in the front misses the high five.

[edgychic]

3:00

he's boss.

[TxHxAxD]

i love this more than words can describe...

2:07 Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

[Viedelamine]

I just lost four minutes of my life.

[ulbofi]

WOOOO guy at 3:26

He's the King

[ulbofi]

thee people are all sacrificial victims...xD.

tha's ....how should i say... funny...

[iAreCuteKitten]

so, you didn't come here to huffle or buffle, but you came here to win the super broker shuffle ?

[McDaring]

Hello ery body I'm Charlie. Carson.

[sickpuppy318]

i found myself saying "noooo no no noooo nooooo" about 15 seconds in.....

and it only got better!!!!

[cloclo902003]

I love how the guy at 2:34 whistle when he raps.

[Kerosene617]

True hustlers, lyrical assassins

[TaTaTastyTV]

2:48.

my team.

[locustsymphony]

this was probably a lot of fun to make. close knit town teaming up

[SiickWeed]

epic win.

[45erwx7]

Guy at 1:42 is just too cool for words.

[eldrem]

LOL wow....what can I say....lame?

[suckafreesouth]

i didnt come to here to stop my hustle, i came here to win the super broker shuffle

[BuddyG1999]

Whoa!  What the fuck just happened?

[satanhead69]

I dare any bitch that watches this not to want to suck these motherfuckers cocks. Thats why they have that crew of slutty milfs in the studio.

[tbruchey]

what the fuck is this

[finalorbit]

lol!

[satanhead69]

This is heaven. Soak it in, dyke.

[Xtimi92]

that guy around 1:05 is sooooo win :D

[janitarjanitar]

Call me niles landers andamarry oudda touch

[sucazza]

o_O"

[RayRay0311]

( Bob "Mog" Berman)

I'm Mog Berman and I'm mighty proud

To be a member of this super crowd

With King Fun Nabisco and Del Monadoo

Holding all the Super Broker power for you

I didn't come here looking for trouble

I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-(The Cheerleeders; aka The Women Reps... again)-

I'm Laura Mosely

I'm Patsy Hughes

I'm Jan Bradshaw

And we're all enthused

Regina Wines

And Planter's Snacks

And Roy Desserts to your grocery sacks

We didn't come here asking for trouble

We came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-(Ronny "Q-Tip" Atkins)-

Ronny Atkins from the Cajun steak

Givin' service with a smile 'cause I know my fate

A1 keeps us on the run

Iz great being numba-number one

I didn't come hear to start no trouble

I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-(Gary "Bigg Bull-E" Ballard)-

Call me Gary Ballard I'm as solid as a rock

I protect my turf like a great big jock

Youbetterbymybrand

It's Awalyan Punt

When comes to other drinks

I'll eat your lunt

I didn't come here to huffle or buffle

I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-(Zane "Whistlezz" Falls)-

Lasts names Falls (*whistle*)

First (*whistle*) names (*whistle*) Zane

Callin' on stores (*whistle*) like playin' games (*whistle*)

Fleischmann's margins fun to sell

If they don't buy it they can go to Hell

I didn't come here to coo and cuddle

I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-(Wayne "Recezz" Terrell)-

Well I'm Waaanyne Terrell since the day I was born

Recess my thang

Ain't no corn

Ortega Mexicana said the section was full

He do it everytime

That ain't no bull

I didn't come here to stop my hustle

I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle

-(chorus)-

[RayRay0311]

-(John "Wolfman" Moyet)-

Moyet's the name, they call me John

Tho-setten-so-mush-donee-to-Kh­an

Chunking my favorite sell it everyday

Best way to go with a bid display

I didn't come here to feather my ruffle

I came here to win the Super Poker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-("Don Juan" Jesse Franklin)-

I'm Jesse Franklin from the delta land

I butchered zads(?) where it stands

Pushing Planter's Nuts not hard to do

When you got the backin' and you know whose who

Didn't come here to give a rebuttal

I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-(Cecil "Bossman" Boseman)-

Cecil Boseman is my name

Supervising sales is a way to fame

Blue Bonnet Marge is hard to stop

If it's up to us we'll PUT IT ON TOP!

I didn't come here to try to muffle

I came here to win the SUPER Broker Shuffle

[RayRay0311]

-(Niles "Twista" Landers)-

CallmeNilesLanderssayImarriedo­utoftouch

whenitcomestosaladcallmemister­clutch

GreyPouponisforalotofspice

spreaditonasandwichittastesson­ice

Ididn'tcomeheretodropmyduffel

IcameheretowintheSuperBrokerSh­uffle

-(chorus)-

-(Charlie "Kop Killah" Carson)

Helloer. 'Body. I'm. Charlie. Carson.

It's time to sell

I preach like a parson

Vermont Pig

Swedish it can be

Sh'finest surf from the maple tree

I didn't come here to stand in a huddle

I came h