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  • HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ASSASSINATION CUTTING BOARD!

  • A wild polygon appears!

  • press 2 for a credit card abortion!

  • he said "this just in, there has been reported falling white peices of what seems to be *facepwn* OW

  • jesus? o.O

  • He-Hey! It's superman.

  • He's like csi

  • "VEM VARE?!" (Swedish people, like!)

  • this is the third time this week!

  • the weatherman didn't predict that

  • nah that was done on purpose. behind the scenes it shows two asshole throw foldable tables at him lol

  • stfu!

  • Here's what he's saying in English: "In the Ceyhan neighborhood of Adana, a citizen who became depressed after not being able to pay off his credit card debt--" OW!

  • quick way to say you're fired

  • 0:17 I He looks PIIIIIIIISSED

    

  • uh oh the glasses came off! you dont wanna know what happens when the glasses come off!

  • He takes off his glasses like: "ITS CLOBBERIN' TIME"

  • how does that happen?

  • PUNISHMENT!

  • Ceiling Panel:SPEAK F*CKING ENGLISH!*falls*

  • @DiseasedMoss why english?

  • This is in Turkish lol

  • did he died?

  • @MRDEADLYSNIPER1 yes, he is dead...

  • he sounded like jaba the hut in slo mo

  • it'd be funny if his colleagues wanted to prank him and just threw a piece of stage on his face XD

  • turkey national television hasn't changed

  • The sky is falling

  • @MsMariosonic we must go and tell the king!

  • Translation:

    In the Province blabla of Adana a man got mad after he couldn't pay his credit card debts.

    Ain't that irony?

  • FAIL....SET.....NEWS!!!!!

  • IS THE GLASSES OK?

  • home-made cluster bomb

  • 0:05 WTF?!!?!?!? CREDIT CARD ABORTION?!?! HOW DOES THAT WORK!!!

  • Credit Card abortion FTW

  • Press 2 for Credit Card.

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  • Gah I hate havig to rewind ad pause at the comment at the ed

  • God says shut the fuck up and throws broken part of ceiling on a nerd

    *it was super effective*

  • This will certainly go on the internet. Better take my glasses off so I look cooler.

  • Weird looking kitchen. Oh, wait...oh...

  • Press 6 for epic pwnage,and 7 for instant recovery.

  • I guess that chicken little was right....

  • DUMBKAMFS!!!

  • watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I

  • M: "Commander Bond, when I told you to quieten that news anchor I had something quite different in mind!"

  • the old Failblog was awesome!

  • he looks even more pissed in slowmo

  • "In other news our thrustworthy cameraman Joe who has been with us for over 10 years is being let go"

  • ceiling tile #1: i can't stand listing to this tard anymore..... i'm gonna do it man, seriously, i'm gonna do it

    ceiling tile #2: well then, do it

    ceiling tile #1: okay, 3... 2... 1!! AHHH!!! 'BANG'

  • He wasnt worried about his head... He was worried about his glasses XD

  • at the end when he takes off his glasses " I AM CYCLOPS"!!

  • Credit card abortion???

  • A DA NA NUN JAY HANNY JUST IN DAY CREDIT CARD ABORTION UM DEY MEEP JOE PORN ALLOVAN GIRAM BEIRUT WATAN DOG OUTSH--*facepwn*

  • @InterdictorLictor i was following thw words haha

  • @InterdictorLictor lol damn!... that must be one hell of news xD

  • @InterdictorLictor adanin icerisinden borcunu odemiyence bunalina giden bir vatandas BOOM

  • THINK FAST!

  • Medic is credit to team!

  • Medic is credit to team!

  • I'm the 666666th viewer...

  • @Jjlw6 GREAT! you will die in 666 days!

  • HAAHHAHAHHAHAHAH OMG MY STOMACH HURT

  • *takes out the spectacle...transforms into superman*

  • /watch?v=8TgwpEoPhvc XD

  • i felt sorry for the celling .... =3

  • shut up *SMACK*

  • *takes off glasses*

    "prepare to die ceiling"

  • His face did died, but his body had a credit card abortion.

  • News Reporter try outs in Turkey are ruff.

  • In Islamic Turkey, shit breaks!

  • @CharlieOKane Racism? 

  • @mopsdakilla74 Turkey is an Islamic country.  Also, I've been to Istanbul and Ankara; and, having seen the shit-hole state those cities are in it's no wonder they can't build a news set that doesn't attack the anchorman. The Asian side of Istanbul in particular is a fucking nightmare, it stinks of human shit, the buildings are dirty, every fifth drinking den is a whorehouse and the people are utter knobheads who like picking fights.

    So, yeah. In Islamic Turkey, shit breaks! :D

  • @CharlieOKane It isnt true : ).I was in Istanbul this Year and it was fantastic.And christian Country aren't better...All Countries have ups and downs.But i must say that Turkey my favorite Country is.You must be going to Antalya or Alanya....*Wunderfull*.

  • @mopsdakilla74 What 'Christian' countries? There are no 'Christian' countries, except Vatican City. Which is in Rome. Which is an awesome city. Not a single open sewage pipe in the entire town. Unlike Asian Istanbul, or the Weaver's Road. There is no place in Europe worse than Turkey, unless you like the smell of faeces, and racist fuckpigs who wish they could be Arabs but are actually just bastardised Kazakhs. In which case it's definitely the place to go.

  • @CharlieOKane I didn't mean Vatican.For examlpe...Indonesia! Ahhhh Reserach there ;D then we see.And an Information Turkey is the 2nd favorite Holidayland of the World.

  • @CharlieOKane wow suck a fucking cock

  • @CharlieOKane you are an fucking fagot

  • That looked like it hurt...

  • it's the kgb invading the station.

  • Did his fucking face died?

  • I like how he takes his glasses off to mislead what just happened

  • DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS

  • @supamanlol1 u actually believe this things? lol

  • 0:17 SUPERMAN!

  • Credit Card Abortion!

  • Cutbacks. Screws are expensive. Use nails.

  • in sovied greece we die

  • lol 0 words about soviet russia

  • Braking News?

    LOL Breaking News would have worked just fine.

  • CREDIT CARD ABORTION WIN

  • 0:04 credit card abortion

  • In Soviet Russia, the NEWS breaks you!

  • Shocking news! The sky is falling!

  • Lawsuit

  • this is turkey ^^

  • "fuck youuuuu" 0:08

  • OMG!!......Is the roof okay?

  • My glassesssssss

  • in Soviet Russian, walls punch back

  • i bet it was the 5:00 news....

  • Chuck Norris ceiling attack

  • This is the first video in which the slow motion replay is actually funnier

  • LOL

  • smight them!!

  • the ceiling was like, stfu!

  • guess thats a sign for stop tellin bullshit

  • Celling Cat did it

  • @runescapezomet f**king runescape nerd where did u learn that shitty joke

  • @Aleksandrovich1989 Hehe, bullies on the internet! xD

    "Where'd you learn that joke, NERD?!"

    I can just picture it; so funny.

  • HEADSHOT!!!!!!!

  • Teabagged!

  • Ninja above: Sorry! I didnt mean to hit ya! No wait.. Yeah i did...

  • SOMEONE HOLD MY GLASSES IT'S WHOOPING TIME

  • @DeadXManXsXStare ur comment made me laugh so hard

  • He turned into Spiderman.

  • lol did sum1 just throw shit at him

  • Jesus @0:09 he starts looking like my dad when I fucked up a test at school or sumthing.

  • @1poiuztrewq mine 2 lol

  • Ya Hepsii Türklere oliyor

  • Your fail powered message is wayy too fast. Slow it down, its like a subliminal message.

  • asdgfsadbgv

  • tipical

  • Many thosands of news viewers fucking WIN!!!))))HAHAHA!!!!

  • TURKEY FAIL!

  • on time lol

  • pow right in the kisser!

  • he didn't say abortion. He said borcu(pronounced BORJOOH) which means debt.

  • definitely gravity win

  • Perfect translation:

    "In Ceyhan borough of Adana, a citizen who was depressed for not being able to pay his credit card debit, a-*PWNAGE*"

    *takes off glasses* "FFFFFFFFFFFF-"

  • oh hear come the swinging stage light

  • TF2 medic

  • @Jaahaah c'mon man.. whats the purpose of that comment? being a peace breaker?

  • 0:08 this guy see a deja vue :D bla bla bla bla bla ouch

  • That's some bad news right there.

  • Newsreader: and the headlines... This place is SHIT!!!

  • he looks happy 

  • The ceiling was doing an imitation of the ratings, which ironically made them go up.

  • thats what god does when you mention abortions

  • uhuhuhuh for a second he got a scary look , like 'someone is gona pay for this'

  • damn nature you scary

  • Ceiling : Don't say about decorate mudda fakka, take this....im still pretty

  • That look like it hurt

  • Ceiling win

  • -takes glasses off- Mutha...FUCKER! -turns into hulk and goes apeshit-

  • I bet someone shouted " NOW WERE EVEN JIMMY YOU ASSHOLE! "

  • slowmo win

  • This should be titled assasination fail.

  • Holy SHIT!

  • @runescapezomet LOL!

  • What did the set with five fingers say to the news reporter?....SLAP!

  • did ne dedi?

  • damn probally one of the stage person

    hates that guy so he loosened up the screws on that board

  • The news today are dePRESSING. That was a portion of HEAVY news.

  • looool

  • lol religion wars!!

  • braking news!

  • @Karletto555 looooooooool

  • @Karletto555 breaking*

  • I like that he took his glasses off after it hit him. The first thing he did was reach for them.

  • shit he already looked pissed before the set fell on him.

  • im turkish so i understood this lol

  • @supersoldier10123 LOL we are one of the luckys haha

  • Where's the blood? :(

  • HAAAAXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "for fuck sake, that's the 4th time today..."

  • all i heard was credit card abortion

  • DAME he looked pissed O.O

  • looks like this happens all the time

  • The way he took his glasses off. :O

    It seemed like someone would've shouted:

    MORTAL COMBATTT!

    Then an epic battle would begin!

  • at the end he was like : ok stop throwing...

  • *smash* lol. Dude, he looked pissed.

  • Is it just me or does he not even blink the whole time?

  • didnt see that coming