American Dad - Pillow Gun

[jolibelle]

love the 200 dead count!

[yomaxdog]

pillow-gun! its the gun type of banana phone!

[abc3def7]

(pillow) 200 thread count, (gun) 200 dead count. Writer: FUCKING NAILED IT!

[platefilms]

DAMN PILLOW U SCARY

[clonetrex]

now one in every happy meal :)

[shadowknight1121]

You mean keep a gun under your pillow. :)

[alexrules181]

my new tf2 shotgun title and discription

[kingpharaohtsar]

sorry but hes gona pilow u away lol sorry its so bad i had to

[Gokunugget]

strange weps in a nutshell

[platefilms]

DAMN PILLOW U SCARY

[rockmanpunkman]

Sunglasses csi moment.

[themann451]

@jojonr619 either way it's still the best catchphrase ever

[mcard1d]

Well that was 13 seconds of my life VERY WELL SPENT INDEED!

[Xboxzilla]

Wow, 200 thread count, 200 dead count? That was the best catchphrase ever!

[jojonr619]

wouldnt it be 200 lead count :D ehh ehh!!

[Xboxzilla]

@jojonr619 lol

[TheDeathmachine13]

Toothbrush karari dart shooter

[sarge301]

knife-wrench 

[derspieler11]

ive got a pillow gun too. but its an AK-47

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

much better than modern day family guy

[julio19987]

HELL YA



[deds80]

It's a pillow... it's a gun... IT'S A PILLOW-GUN! *Dun dun dun!* A pillow-gun is perfect for a CIA agent's birthday, at a holiday, practically any special event of theirs!

[GeneralCane]

200 thread count...

*Puts on sunglasses*

200 dead count.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[awesomeologyism]

200 body cound

[nandotime3000]

@awesomeologyism Yeah, that sounded better to me. I was so disappointed when he didn't say it... :(

[ometta7]

How can you kill 200 people with a sawed off pump-action shotgun? Especially one which appears to be a twelve gauge and likely only holds a maximum of, what, eight shells?

Stan has to be some kind of amazing shot.

Unless he's referring to the fact that he's killed 200 burglars with that already(or 199 and plans to take one more), in which case that neighborhood is a lot less friendly than it looks.

[CianCQ]

@ometta7 It's all about the spread man. You gotta believe in the spread.

[dtv4334]

thumbs up if you have a pillow gun

[JustDoWhatITellYou]

sword gun, mightier than the pen gun

[aftermathematics365]

@JustDoWhatITellYou Blood and ink are both easily spilled.

[DanTheEnigma]

@JustDoWhatITellYou but Pillow Gun wins everytime.

[kingofthebacontreee]

@JustDoWhatITellYou The jappanese were crazy motherfuckers, sword guns, hip fired mortars, playing dead, machine guns with bayonets...

[BASEBALLMAN803]

@JustDoWhatITellYou not as mighty as the leopard chainsaw

[freez1ng9741]

@JustDoWhatITellYou if actions speak louder than words, how is the pen mightier than the sword?

[assassinwonder]

200 thread count 200 dead count..lol

[jungleman991]

@ChaseManhatten516

Any one who writes a comment like that is fucked in the head.

P.S you must have no sense of humour whatsoever

[RonPaulsBulldog]

Ah pillow gun, where danger and comfort meet; 200 thread count, meet 200 dead count

[8maxthemax8]

@RonPaulsBulldog THANK YOU for being so kind with deaf people.

[Conqueror441]

LOL Right as i got to the part where stan says 200 dead count a random ad said, 1000 people hospitalized a year, lolwut

[ChaseManhattan516]

This... does something to my brain... I can't really describe it.

It makes me want to find the show's writers, sit them down, and question them. Why is this funny? I wanna grab one of you, and shake you... vigorously. Because, seriously, I think you're broken. Why is this funny? I really... must be missing something here. It's so bizarre... the humor is so base, so unimaginative... and, you all act like it's the greatest thing in the world! Your senses must be shit, have you no attention span?

[Gun0nGun]

@ChaseManhattan516 You need to calm the fuck down, son.

[Chucktanium]

The biggest issues I have with American Dad are the extreme inconsistencies. How the hell is Stan supposed to be gun-ho when he supposedly has never had the nerve to kill someone?

[Level84]

@Chucktanium it's a cartoon....

[themissinggene]

@Chucktanium Batman.

[coolman5242]

@Chucktanium This isn't an Anime. Of course it's going to have many inconsistencies.

[TheRPGPLAYER101]

shot gun bullets are bad for your health

[JustDoWhatITellYou]

@TheRPGPLAYER101 fuck car alarms

[ZERO81698]

16 people can't afford pillow gun :D

[metalbustah]

Hold down 5 then release it after 5sec

[haloprime360]

@haloprime360(the faker)

You will never get away with this imposter!!!!

[haIoprime360]

@haloprime360 (the faker) Imposter! I'm just a middle class white kid from Tronto... despite how I sound! jigadigityblibitblabity I'm not even Mulato... My reggae is watered down! Hear me on the radio you think I could not be blacker.... But in my video you see I'm really a cracker! Pretending I'm a rasta since I was in jammies I should paint my face and start battin out "Mammy!" You can criticise me al the way to the bank... Single's #1 & Shaba don't rank! -Jim Carrey

[haloprime360]

@haloprime360(the faker)

I was just being muscleman.

[haIoprime360]

@haloprime360 (the faker) I was just being muscleman...in bed... with my mom... and her dildo-shaped pillowgun

[gnatfreak2]

lol i have a rocket luncher under my pillow

[haloprime360]

You know who else have a pillow gun

MY MOM!!!!

[Lyrikarn]

@haloprime360

HAAHAHAHAHH

No please, go play in traffic.

[haIoprime360]

My mom has a pillow gun & she shoves in my asshole every night while I watch Transfromers cartoons... funny shaped gun too. Looks like a rubber vibrating toy penis facsimile.

[italian504]

200 dead count? That's low for a strange Shotgun -_-

[Lyrikarn]

@italian504

Being a CIA man you don't have much time for keys.

[derspieler11]

@Lyrikarn yeah youre right man

[wwfrocker]

i need one

[icausewipes]

i used to watch videos and give bad comments but then i took an arrow in the knee.

[TheBurgersBob]

Now thats the cool side of the pillow

[napkinlad]

me when im old



[thedrumbum1990]

If theres anything less funny than family guy, its american dad

[williwonti]

@thedrumbum1990 So unfunny, you purposely watched a clip of it and then commented on it.

[BloodyCastTv]

I used to be an American Dad but then I took an arrow to the knee!

[Buizel2Floatsel]

i sleep with a sniper rifle under my pillow

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

@Buizel2Floatsel No scope like a baws.

[ttv0]

that was bad ass

[TheTEAMBUTLER]

Well HHH should have won the 2004 royal rumble and not that balloon head prick

[dionnefaulkes]

He always squint his eyes when he thinks he's saying something serious. Don't ask me why I think that is so funny.

[itinkgirlzhot12]

am i the only one that has noticed stan smith and quagmire from family guy have the same chin

[paulieo123]

Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun

[knightofjustic]

@paulieo123 bruce lee slept on a normal pillow he never needed a gun to kill an intruder

[falconfan561]

That's the cool side of the pillow

[JTKatz07]

Could have said "200 lead count" as well

[videocritic2463]

@JTKatz07 wouldnt make sence since a shotgun cant hold 200 bullets.

[KaptainKrunchmeister]

@JTKatz07 or 200 head count

[ImBehindYouNow]

Thank you for my new TF2 shotgun name and description.

[Nowii845]

@ImBehindYouNow make sure you use it for the reserve shooter

[Zoombedoom]

@ImBehindYouNow ha beat you to it

[iGumbal]

Product Profit Pussy

PPP

[minhnv1]

Giggity?

[612littleprince]

Why are both the videos on this channel about Pillows & Guns??

[TheGrayLadyAsh]

@612littleprince :D coz they're AWESOME !

[hellfire2711]

NOW THATS THE COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW!!!

[CODBlackOpsZombies52]

@hellfire2711 copied from mushu123

[pawsandtales1]

no way he got a 200 kill strek

[Yeeaahh2]

Heyyy... I HAVE A PILLOW GUN TOO :D

[odinofanime]

huh a pillow gun. okay that may be my 5th favorite gun. in case your wondering what my favorite is i have not decided. i am stuck between a flare gun and a machine gun

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

lol epic pun

[multidigital77]

press 1 for francine dreaming about boys

press 2 for stan done a flip

press 3 for stan pointing a shotgun at a pillow and saying ahh

press 4 for oh god

press 5 for meat or meet

press 6 for 200 thread count

press 7 for stan puping his shotgun or click click

press 8 for 200 dead count

press 9 for weird music

press 0 for dead

[BloodEviscerator]

Wow, I see trolls, and lots of them, now I need a pillow gun...

[txrianna]

i want a pillow gun

[elektrikk962]

hehe... love the frontflip out of bed, LMFAO

[xxxpaintbal]

i got one except its my 870

[HiCapacity]

@xxxpaintbal Mossberg 500 next to the bed, and the glock 19 on my dresser.

[Gasoline2010]

Aaaaah,pillow gun...

[shadowseer92]

Two hundred thread count, Two hundred dead count!

[DMTwannaB]

Everybody loves a good ol' pillowgun

[Athomb]

@FSPlata23

Press 2 like a boss.

[420timkelly]

i ddnt know that Stan was left handed...

[TheUberMeister2009]

@420timkelly He's ambidextrous with weapons.

[30colt30]

now thats what i call

*puts on glasses*

the coooool side of the pillow

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[animedorkify]

Now that's wht i call the cool side of the pillow.

[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

I love the unnecessary front flip he does out of bed...

[Diablodave363isawsum]

Only in America

[Dorieku]

Dear Santa...

[biowepcosmic]

CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!

[ibecool2]

'Its a pillow, its a gun, its a pillow gun!'

[ReNae231]

@ibecool2 rofl i was thinkin that xD

[biddogirl5444]

i saw this episode yesterday! ^__^

[wwedbzpkmn]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y WE NO SELL THIS?!!!

[shippoiscoolbitches]

@wwedbzpkmn Because some idiot would shoot their brains out with it, end their family would sue them broke. Also you'd probably need a gun license just to buy it.

[carlos3cuba]

i want one now :D

[Baron4827]

Search and Rescue journal:

Day three of searching for MrMushu123's comment, and food and water supply running short...

[MuleMan14]

@Baron4827 its right at the top because the uploader commented on it.....?

[PartyInMyPants415]

@Baron4827 that joke was only funny the 1st few times now its just getting old.

[specialworks10]

@Baron4827 WHAT YEAR IS IT

[alex134219]

@Baron4827 ctrl+f

[CMcolabvids]

@Baron4827all comments Ctrl+f then type the persons name

[rafaelfmolina]

@Baron4827 MrMushu123's is famous O_O ,there were 1 top comment in nigahiga vid = ur :O

[FreeButtSex]

@Baron4827 It only took you three days to deplete a food and water supply? You fat fuck.

[jakejamesgx3]

@Baron4827 damb ass, h8 when pl do this, goto all comments and use ctrl+f copy paste users name then bam. p.s your not funny and if your serious then i feels bad for you.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 Wow, this isn't even text speak! Listen, kid, don't use the computer when mommy and daddy aren't home.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 Not a kid here, pretty sure 17 dosn't qualify, and big deal I didn't spell right on a few words, shit happens all the time on keyboards, mine happens to be fucked up.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 WOw, just wow. If you're going to type like that, with 'h8' and 'damb' don't admit your age. Please.

Did you get a new one or keyboard or you just shape up when you realized people could see what you type?

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 I have a better question, if you have a social life, why do you keep responding back, be the bigger person and drop out, I honestly dont give two fucks what some bastard over youtube (whom i don't even know) has to say about my typing skills. In short, troll on all the other fucks who responded to your idiotic post.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 Okay calm the fuck down. Improve your speech and people will take you seriously. Anyone can have a social life and still be on youtube. It's not like I'm waiting for you to respond. I'm not fighting and I'm not trolling. I don't need to drop out because all I am trying to do is help you. And yeah you don't know me so shut fuck up.

To sum it all up: don't 'chat speak' and then be a douche bag.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 Your really not even worth the effort at this point, but I'm a douche bag by your logic so how about you fuck off, end of story. Feel free to respond, your post will fall on blind eyes I'm afraid because i do not give two shits what you think or who you are.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 you're*

 run-on sentence

, because* I*

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 congrtaz you can type right u want a fucking cookie? i'll keep typing the way i do and be fine with it, get over your damn self.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 Sure! Nice blind eyes by the way.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 look you wanna fuck or something, otherwise get off my dick.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 Wow, now you're lowering your jokes to show the immature little boy you are.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 your funny, seriously though fuck off i'm done with this childish thing here. and also if u really are the older more mature person you wouldn't care what some "little boy" said t you, unless your that desperate for attention.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 You're*

you*

to*

you're*

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 All those removed comments.

And only you would have the audacity to use such a common abbreviation used for way too many things.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 So fucking what, you mad bro? BECAUSE i'M NOT GOING TO LIE, YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF! Whats your fucking point, I really do not care what or how I post a comment or how commonly abbreviated it is. So why do you care so fucking much what words I use? It's a fucking youtube post for christ sake it is not a fucking writing test. AND BY THE WAY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THAT YOU CAN TALK DOWN TO ME LIKE THAT? I'M NOT YOUR BITCH MOTHER FUCKER GET IT STRAIGHT!

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 I'm*

You're the one with the super long comment and capital letters.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 Nice pm. I see that you're too much of a coward to let everyone see it. The only reason that I've been "coming at your neck" is because of your blatant disregard for the language you use.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 Get over yourself dude. Why do you care so much? Please leave me the hell alone your fucking annoying as hell And who are you calling a coward? Come from behind the computer screen and say it to my face bitch. And I would have, but I'm pretty sure there isn't enough room.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 So yeah you do have nothing better than to argue with me, I can see that. So all I have to say is you can suck dick and choke for all I care, but since you have to get the last word in, I'm going to let you, because the fact that some kid you don't even know can take away your power like that is enough to let me know that I won this arguement from the get go.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 I wasn't even talking to you when i posted what I did thats the fucked up part. Then you came out of no where, and started coming at my neck for no fucking reason! Get a life and leave me the fuck alone, and I will do the same. Go ahead and write back, because the more you do that, the more shit I am going to say about you right back at your ass.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 Also I see your from Queens, I'll be out in New York for the holidays so you want to settle things in your hood or mine cuz I'm from brooklyn and I will fuck you up I don't care how badly I type. so let's do it, go ahead lets get nuts bitch, I'll take you on.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 you're* giant run on sentence* because -OR- 'cause* Brooklyn* So* let's* That's hometown dumb ass not current location. And you wanna beat up a girl? That's shows how low on the man scale you are. Also, I'm not from the "hood".

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 I apologize for my horrid grammer. Please continue to correct me it helps out a lot more than I would admit. Also never call my manhood into question again, I do not hit girls and would never do that, I'm not that kind of person. I just respond back to what you have to say. But let's be honest why argue? We could be friendly towards each other. Why be enemies though? All this arguing has gotten quite old don't you think? But regardless, I apologize.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 honest, why* old, don't*

I accept you apology and give my own. If the only the rest of the Internet could learn like you.

[jakejamesgx3]

@MizCherryBlossom8 Thank you for accepting my apology. I'm just not the kind of person to hold out a grudge for such a stupid reason.

[MizCherryBlossom8]

@jakejamesgx3 I wish I could say the sane thing. I don't hold them over grammar but other things that are as equally as dumb.

[MultiTriforce]

@Baron4827 MrMushu123's comment: "Thats what I call the cool side of the pillow"

Found it in 10 seconds. :P

[Awesomewithaz]

@Baron4827 Don't worry we have your coordinates and are dropping supplies. Please tell us now if you wish for an airlift.

[MrSenseofReason]

@Baron4827 although i cant see the comment youre talking about...i know how you feel

[CODBlackOpsZombies52]

@Baron4827 1.) View all comments

2.) ctrl +f

3.) type in MrMushu123

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[ZenPapageno]

Best line --

YOUR MOM DIDN'T KISS ME UNTIL OUR THIRD DATE.  IT MADE THE SEX WE HAD ON OUR FIRST TWO DATES COLD AND IMPERSONAL

[King2KJW]

@ZenPapageno new episode

[KCspur92]

@ZenPapageno *gets hit by limousine*

[dkmoel]

0:03 NINJA FLIP!!!

[rodika56]

probably as smart as spiderman's knifegun.

[39maxpowers]

EPIC!!!