Chris Rock's advice on what not to say to the cops

[Certain]

HAHAAH. Crab Man got his ass whooped.

[davetista]

I don't think there should be a law against jumping a turnstile with a loaded gun and a fat joint as long as you're not shooting that gun at anyone.

[8LiGhTs8]

funny that they are listening to F the police in the black car.

[FagMgee]

not to be rasist but thumbs up up if youre not black

[Urphucked]

That shit is funny, lololololol

[Username14129]

bigmouths are a real problem

[SkateNaTioN97]

crabman ftw

[ernstergarcia]

hey, crabman.



[johnwall00]

@Idellle

Yes I live in the us and they do

[Idellle]

Police in the U.S., Do they actually threaten everyone with guns like that?

[zedsenblurk]

@Idellle dont listen to jhonwallOO the police were tuff years ago but now there just too nice ppl dont know how easy they have it compared to other countries and to this country years ago

[Mooseboy240]

@zedsenblurk haha what!?

[kelstonian666]

240p we meet again

[Anonymouslulzmachine]

Lol I love black people.

[AnimeMangaLove]

seems to me like chris rock cant handle a bitch. the niggas whipped ha

[yankee22167]

Now this I like, a black man telling it to black men......obey the law and shut the fuck up!...lol

[yaoifanXXkaya]

It's funny. Were I live you can turn your music however high you want to. :)

[rawjerkin]

CRABMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[squirrelgirl212]

"HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!!" lmao

[welcome2myhell]

@squirrelgirl212 that part made me ROFLMGDFAO!

[crazymike44]

Hahahahaha... this is so funny because it's all true!!!~!

[ruskiroma]

take his weed too...he got weed ahahaha

[ruskiroma]

hey bbult do you have any more videos like this, this shit is funny lol

[Megaiamepic]

pause vid

play vid

keep pressing 5

this is what not to say to the police

[JettaJ1]

2:04 the best ~~!~~!!~

[TheRealestFemale100]

''WAT DA FUC U WANT'' Haha

[xSnowFacex]

HE GOT WEED!!!

[yungtrill420]

She reminds me of that Penelope Cruz which plays the bitch of a mother from "Blow" when she snitches on Johnny Depp for riding with coke in his car.

[ruskiroma]

@yungtrill420 i was so pissed when that bitch did that, if it wasnt for her he wouldnt be in jail

[shortstuffsteph2]

in drivers ed, a police officer game in to talk to us & told us to watch this.. he said it was pretty legit haha

[Godsivory]

This is BS, racist. Now you know if a white comedian made this kind of video, Obama would have the NAACP and every Black Rights Activists from Front Street to Brooklyn on him for millions......sad. Heres an idea, wanna stop the racism? STOP MAKING YOURSELF THE GOD DAMNED VICTIM. Black history month, what about a white history month.....see what I mean, call it RACIST but you COULD call it fair? LET THE "I'M BLACK" SHIT GO ALREADY, god dam.....Little Michael figured that out at least

[TheDoctorSalt]

@Godsivory Of course "White history month" is presumably the other 11 months in the year :D

[BbubblyJ]

@TheDoctorSalt Actually it would be 10 months cause October is Hispanic History month. lol

[blkpopeye]

Chris Is a Fool!!!!!! but a rich one!

[gangsturwee]

she has weed



[GallardoBoy33]

shut the fuck up lol

[mrssassyjesse]

"HE'S GOT WEED!! HE'S GOT WEED!!!" ahahahaha

[yungtrill420]

@mrssassyjesse Reminds me of Penelope Cruz which plays that bitch of a mother in the movie "Blow" LMMMFFAAOO!!

[855h0le]

My COpy is MUCH Clearer!

[urasmore]

fuck the pigs

[jeppesen99]

I am not a Chris Rock fan. But he is dead on

[CandyDropsAreFalling]

If His voice makes you cringe so much Why search him, Or wait for Even the video To Load, Or Better Yet Watch It, -.-

[sk8erdude454]

2:06 lol!!!!!!!!!

[MultiNicki123]

0:01

[mrswartz]

lol Chris is awesome

[fungirl1950]

What is this world coming to?

[fatcatsruleusa]

lol ;p

[yefferest]

i hate chris rock his voice makes me cringe

[rstryker27]

It's funny because everyone knows it's all true.

[h4tchetman]

lmmfao :D

[jesusloves69er]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MUVA FUKA!

[TuttiOfruti]

HE GOT WEED!! HE GOT WEED!!

[empressoffrance]

Oh God that was funny and so true. I am a fan Chris.

[deejaipeace]

lol the popo my favorite rule is 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP! lol and get a white nerd..

[Mooseboy240]

lol fuck the police comin straight from the underground i love that song. Seriously though there are some cops that don't give a shit how polite you are.

[damartin1503]

@Mooseboy240 and so police think, they have the authority to kill the minority. but fuck that shit cuzz i aint the one...

[zedsenblurk]

@Mooseboy240 are you an uneducated pice of shit that thinks you can do whatever you want and now that i asked u relize that they haven't arrested you because ur Black but instead because you broke the law and do you know what the words law and civilized mean?!

[Mooseboy240]

@zedsenblurk I'm not black dumbass

[TheStormchaser1]

So very true. Chris Rock is right especially the part with a mad woman. Keep your wife home if she is hysterical.

[Arcane1Soldier]

Kool

[jian2069]

GET A WHITE FRIEND LOL!

[gtchallenge]

If the police have to come and get you... they're bringing as asskickin' with them!! Damn straight!

[bbuurrbb]

2:04 is the best part IMO.

[Mira4ever]

i absolutely agree

[onegoodandevil]

get a white friend, but not one that tries to act black!

[Irockyousuck90]

lol turn that shit off

[hastyberford]

Hmm he really does make a lot of sense.

[duderific]

I love the rundown at the end. HAHAHA. Great stuff.

[gcgcgcg]

he got weed! he got weed!

[hjn123]

omg funnnnny lollololollolololololololololo­lolololollol

[kennymacdaddy]

hahahaha...Ass-Kicking 101....learn it!

[mrtuesday680]

it's rele funny..i can't stop watchin it..lol

[blackberrylover17]

fucking funny!!!