Apparently the kids do not understand Batman's message and gave him a thumbs down. Thank heavens they will grow up eventually and appreciate this hilarious video in due course. Thank you for your wise words, sir. ;-)
They were originally going to put some stirring images of Americana behind Batman, but his speech was so stirring, the director ultimately decided having a simple background was more effective. True story.
lol dude he doesn't even have a cape, this guys gold. The way he talks sounds a bit like Christian Bale (minus the Huskyness + retardation). Good work mate! a bit draggy though.
You have enlighten me... I will dress up as a flamingo and kill the man who drove over my cat! Thanks, If it hant been for this video I would never have gotten that idea!
word up Batman. Its about time you came out of your shell and gave those kids a mega shout out . take it easy sunshine and play it safe . best regards
This is just hilarious. This guy clearly took a good deal of time carefully writing this. And even more so, he very clearly did this in one take. There are no angle shifts at all. I for one, loved it. Kudos man.
wow. I am utterly shocked, once again by the level of stupidity in this world.
first off, batman, you rule..completely. this video is amazing.
however, I...for some reason read through 27 pages of comments hoping for one intelligent youtuber...le sigh- as it turns out, the only non-idiot in this thread is batman himself.
Ok first of all you fools don't understand cause your all ignorant and stupid dumb idiots cause actually what this man is trying to do is talk to kids if you actually listen to what he's saying you'd understand but your all stupid fools so whatever losers.
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Batman was going to edit this down and add a nice backdrop instead of the temp green chroma backdrop, but he never found the time. Busy, busy. So he just posted it as is.
now if you started reading this dont stop its really scary!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes. when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work. If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
he his a fucking sad freak he need help like everyone on this shit fucked up site u all need help u all can go to hell sad freaks get a life hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY Cuz IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS reaLLY WORKS!!!!!
good atempt needed to louse the beard tho, i had my own super hero posted vid, im thinking on trying a short film with it. god work still , a little too mutch n the funny side tho
Now you see kids...What happens when you go on a two week bender on a case of Jack Daniels and cough surup...If it could happen to Batman..It can happen to you!...Let this be a lesson to you all....Sincerely...Alfred.
Apparently the kids do not understand Batman's message and gave him a thumbs down. Thank heavens they will grow up eventually and appreciate this hilarious video in due course. Thank you for your wise words, sir. ;-)
Ronnes58 8 months ago
why the green screen if you don't use it??????????? and the video sucks
davstec3 8 months ago
hahaha the costume consists of a batman mask and a wet suit.
legendarywar1 9 months ago
Haha loved it!
BritishInvasion91 1 year ago
The only problem I have is that you used the music from The Incredible Hulk
elvis3700 1 year ago
Sad dude. DO you know the difference between funny and pathetic waste of time.
timw708 1 year ago
lol
Xbox360gamervideos 1 year ago
Not funny
iamnotlame 2 years ago
batman grew a beard, i don't believe it!
kickzntrickz 2 years ago
i hate when people record things in front of green screens and dont even use the green screen
fak1945 2 years ago
Whats the song in the background?
trangies 2 years ago
were did you get the mask pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee coment back
shooterbro2008 2 years ago
ebay
turkyyyyyyydark 2 years ago
OMG BATMAN'S ADVERTISING FOR NIKE!
Annoyer999 2 years ago
"So I decided the best way to avenge my parents' deaths was to dress up as a giant bat and attack criminals... still kinda workin' that one out..."
*Smirk*
brokenheartedmagus 2 years ago
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thecatboyslim1 2 years ago
u shoulda shaved urself before u made this vid
TheMisterAnonymous 2 years ago
They were originally going to put some stirring images of Americana behind Batman, but his speech was so stirring, the director ultimately decided having a simple background was more effective. True story.
km9OOO 2 years ago
Wheres your cape, dude? Heroes can't talk without a cape.
piinus 2 years ago
he speaks in a very similar way to keaton...
scottishbatman 2 years ago
This Batman has a serious need for a Gillette
Jball12002 2 years ago 2
Dude, Batman, you need to shave!
saxman727 2 years ago
nice mask
mixerNack 2 years ago
Why do they have the hulk song playing?
NickAden13 2 years ago
Cause it is awesome.
jubbles23 2 years ago
Yea your right.
NickAden13 2 years ago
You're shit.
BritishRider 3 years ago
Um Batsuit?
chadster37 3 years ago
I love the Lonely Man Theme lol..The hulk...that song could be relevant for most heroes lol
anarchyrulzoxymoron 3 years ago
lol
obliviongamer444 3 years ago
batman have nick?
TORO452 3 years ago
thats the mask were using for our dark knight spoof.
hahaha SUBSCRIBE! = ]
wally815 3 years ago
i think hes telling kids to jump off buildings
Zerocombatant 3 years ago
i didnt know batma wore nike
Avx7fold666 3 years ago
In such trying financial times, every billionaire playboy should wear a nike track suit.
ItchyGuy87 3 years ago
a batman with a nike suit :)) ?
70skil 3 years ago
a hairy Batman..... thats a first
Lvsme 3 years ago
Rock on Batman
urkuntz 3 years ago
what's the sad song name?
VoixDuSang 3 years ago
The ending theme to The Hulk cartoon show.
A very sad and beautiful piano song, one of my favorites =D
thesilkywitch 3 years ago
When did batman have a beard ;p
Is that the new style
Dannyobv 3 years ago
and since when did batman wear nike
balin2k 3 years ago
Low budget ?
Dannyobv 3 years ago
the music makes it funny
damarei 3 years ago
Nike suit Batman rules!
MrPrestoTV 3 years ago
I like how Batman has a nike suit lol
madmethod2 3 years ago
Congradulations to making the 3,967th worst youtube video.
lol funny.
moviefreakjj 3 years ago
Congratulations on the worst YouTube video ever.
10Tuxedo 3 years ago
get a life noob...xD
aligatorzs 3 years ago
that aint batman!!
taco1030 3 years ago
@Taco: No shit Sherlock!
1337Pwnag3 3 years ago
you know wats wierd? its batman but the hulk song was in the background!
VideoGameCinema 3 years ago
lol, I didn't notice that.
dthelonelyone 3 years ago
yahh;
SHAVE:D
tammy94xp 3 years ago
Hehehee, you're weird.
If only because you didn't shave before doing this. ;)
GodRulz1 3 years ago
For being a millionaire, you can't seem to afford decent suite anymore, or a razor and what happened to your pecs?
obscenesAINT 3 years ago 2
lol dude he doesn't even have a cape, this guys gold. The way he talks sounds a bit like Christian Bale (minus the Huskyness + retardation). Good work mate! a bit draggy though.
vmaj20 3 years ago
funny,
auburntigersfan12 3 years ago
5 stars just for no reason really. but looked funny :D
and to all mousefarts out there. that doesn't have anything better to do than talking shit. right here buddy *middle finger up*
ChainsmokingPothead 3 years ago
isnt this 2girls1cup music?
theryanator 3 years ago 2
this is bullshit.
zamsavvy 3 years ago
lol
dzeremaster 3 years ago 2
I hate you
hazzab08 3 years ago
I hate you more
nickchris17 3 years ago
no no no i mean i hate you sooo much that i'd prefer to cut my head off with a spoon that ever see or speak to you!
hazzab08 3 years ago
I hate you all so STFU IN MY WORLD OR YOUR SOUL SHALL BE MY FOR AN ENTERNITY HOWS THAT KTHANXBAI
kakarot108 3 years ago
funny
marcosk812218 3 years ago
Thanks for your inspirational words Batman!
I especially loved the little fight bit at the end.
sweetrockchick 3 years ago
funny as hell,ur weird :D
joss5150 3 years ago 3
What is going on here? This sucks!!!! you're an insult to the suit and character! Stick to your day job...eh...dude!
onlyonemcleod 3 years ago
Well, I liked it!!!!!
PottersSuperhero 3 years ago
Waste of time. xD
xMistressCyanidex 3 years ago
You have enlighten me... I will dress up as a flamingo and kill the man who drove over my cat! Thanks, If it hant been for this video I would never have gotten that idea!
Wowbagger86 3 years ago
I like the humor...
yancovicman 3 years ago
dude get a life you suck as batman give it up please. and the cowl does not fit you that way ether.
bigdl20012004 3 years ago
Uh Dude that is kinda the point
eminemwife91 3 years ago
taquipariu
Rafahpm 3 years ago
since when does batman have a beard
fartingbringsmejoy 3 years ago 3
nice scuba suit!
EscapeNewJersey 3 years ago 2
and uh, sometimes i keep stuff over here. Awesome.
purplesaxark 4 years ago
The Incredible Hulk "Lonely Man" Theme??
SpiderFan1962 4 years ago
don't forget to blow your nose for the next video Batman
jurgenbono 4 years ago
I love how Batman wears Nike Compression tops in his off-time.
VBodyChallenge 4 years ago
Actually, this is entirely improved. What? it's IMPROVISED
jeetkunedobruce 4 years ago
haha he meant improv-ed
davidjd91 4 years ago
Christan bale can go home , you are the BAtman yeeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicolasbest 4 years ago
wtf?
nicolasbest 4 years ago
wat the hell was he talkin about
shabbaKO1 4 years ago
I just think it's funny how he has a green screen like there's gonna be some sweet special effect behind him . . .but no. It's funny
ComicJunkie87 4 years ago
word up Batman. Its about time you came out of your shell and gave those kids a mega shout out . take it easy sunshine and play it safe . best regards
skippy.
skippitv 4 years ago
This is just hilarious. This guy clearly took a good deal of time carefully writing this. And even more so, he very clearly did this in one take. There are no angle shifts at all. I for one, loved it. Kudos man.
Jessman695 4 years ago
Actually, this is entirely improved.
jamball 4 years ago
Even more impressive. You should get into an improv group of some kind. You seem to be a natural.
Jessman695 4 years ago
wow. I am utterly shocked, once again by the level of stupidity in this world.
first off, batman, you rule..completely. this video is amazing.
however, I...for some reason read through 27 pages of comments hoping for one intelligent youtuber...le sigh- as it turns out, the only non-idiot in this thread is batman himself.
so w0000! goo batsy!
mosehacklesfan 4 years ago
Is it really batman or is it joker in batsuit...
rallyx8 4 years ago
you are a horrible Batman
willywonkafreak 4 years ago
LOL you are not Batman you are Fatman
hohahohi 4 years ago
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dakotasex 4 years ago
Ok first of all you fools don't understand cause your all ignorant and stupid dumb idiots cause actually what this man is trying to do is talk to kids if you actually listen to what he's saying you'd understand but your all stupid fools so whatever losers.
Doomaftermath900 4 years ago
F**k you. I this guy wants to gives a message to kids at least he can made it after a good shave...
Rusophilo 4 years ago
Everyone hating on this video has NO sense of humour!
trublgrl 4 years ago
"But, uh...that got stolen..."
That line made me laugh a lot.
daringdaydreamer 4 years ago
This is the crappest batman i've ever seen
rallyx8 4 years ago
LOL
RIGHT YOU ARE KEN!
RumaldoC 4 years ago
Fatman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tynee7 4 years ago
um not 2 b rude or anythin' but u sure u weren't on drugs at the time u made this cuz bat man doesn't have a beard or a mustache let alone both.
twang20 4 years ago
retard...
talonboy5431 4 years ago
He reminds me of TNA's Christian Cage with a Batman mask on. Well at least the beginning of it does.
dave783 4 years ago
So why are we hearing the theme from "The Incredible Hulk" TV series if this is a Batman video?
Actionguy1 4 years ago
dude i swear, you're dane cook lmao. spitting image
tuzzzy 4 years ago
hahah hilariious
tuzzzy 4 years ago
HAHAHA good video man
hexenexen 4 years ago 2
You know
you know
ouu know
you know
you know
you know
How many times did he say that?
raterroyale 4 years ago
omg this is a fat man lol
DeeJayScratch2006 4 years ago
My 4-year-old liked it until he realised Batman doesn't talk like that. Deeper voice, more serious.
joncro 4 years ago
batman wears nike! o_O
mryoso101 4 years ago
O_o;; I agree! O___O
Fu11Meta1 4 years ago
Booooooo!!!
GacKy27 4 years ago
shutup this is boring
jahizzle09 4 years ago
Thank you Batman! *sniff* That was just so inspiring.
MelpyMelperson 4 years ago
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pisoga9 4 years ago
Its good that they are doing that. Anime SUCKS!!!!!
harper222 4 years ago
without anime where would i i mean they congragate on or streets no imposible porrrr keeeeeeee
redscorpion8008 4 years ago
Whoa, Learn some grammar. Your statement made NO sense.
harper222 4 years ago
Err interesting... type "Rex and asking a girl out is hard" its funny, but woefully undiscovered!!!
MarkByUSA 4 years ago
Batman's sold his soul to Nike!
therealCamoron 4 years ago
Ididn't know batman has hair in his face
elninodotcom 4 years ago
OMG...Batman's on youtube!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!!
trazzzzz 4 years ago
lmao this is great.
you have really changed my life.
i knew batman would be my hero forever :]
i love you bman.
keep it real.
peace.
whitexballers 4 years ago
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GameGlitchers 4 years ago
hahah nice. 5/5
Thrall320 4 years ago
GENIUS!!!
moshnak 4 years ago
It's that the sad song from "the incredible hulk" ending??????
GaloXavier 4 years ago
Batman was going to edit this down and add a nice backdrop instead of the temp green chroma backdrop, but he never found the time. Busy, busy. So he just posted it as is.
Beckmen 4 years ago
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now if you started reading this dont stop its really scary!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes. when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work. If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
NYyanksrock 4 years ago
he his a fucking sad freak he need help like everyone on this shit fucked up site u all need help u all can go to hell sad freaks get a life hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
rosss1abc 4 years ago
Sometimes you have "decisions" thrust on you? Decisions? I think that smoke is coming from a bong.
iamlegend1623 4 years ago
I didn't know Batman wears a Nike shirt
bansheeboy19 4 years ago
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'm sorry really so so sorry i don't want my mom dying :copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mom will die within the next 4 hours
Fredwiener 4 years ago
Batman really got this superhero stuff seriously... he forgot to shave! hahaha
arvinangeles2000 4 years ago
hes in a scuba suit for god's sake
CleveyHopper 4 years ago
That was lame.
Sasso 4 years ago
is nike sponsors this advertisment?
crazeonloose 4 years ago
lolz he's wearin nike shirt
6306038 4 years ago
For more batman inspired art, do a YouTube search for "crossing a painted vesuvius"
no1dramadiva 4 years ago
haha yer not weird yer funny
bamagrrl 4 years ago
You're not Batman! He's clean-shaven and has a cape!!!
TheLeftHand88 4 years ago
You ruined it! He had me convinced.
OneGyT 4 years ago
rofl, nice
CaptainWarheart 4 years ago
Lol, -.-'
Antihero245 4 years ago
omg
jeshhboy94 4 years ago
that was so fake
grendelee 4 years ago
HAHAHAH!!!
TKD110 4 years ago
yeah,that does look like christian cage
symbiote24 4 years ago
is that christian from wrestling?
sideeffect4 4 years ago
hA HA THATS THE HULKS SAD WALK AWAY SONG FROM THE OLD TV SERIES
redx24 4 years ago
Cool. Pretty funny.
Lordifani 4 years ago
pssh fail.
Hawbawbowba 4 years ago
that was stupid
ryankingisbatman 4 years ago
This Batman smells the sex.
Shesobelle 4 years ago
Batman envies my batboomerang collection.Click my name to see real video of batarangs in flight 60-100 feet returning batarangs !
flyingscience 4 years ago
nikes shirt rofl
inceptionel 4 years ago
wow! this is better than
ABACUS THE FILM!!!
miluITTA 4 years ago
this is funny dude nice job. 5/5
CpmNavy 4 years ago
OMG ITS SO FUNNY!!!!!(but the only thing wrong is that there is no cape) 5/5 STARS!!!
takara2 4 years ago
cool
virus20021 4 years ago
View my real flying , returning bat boomerangs , 100 feet!
flyingscience 4 years ago
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CavemanAdkins 4 years ago
Did you make this for promotion of a gay pride festival?
christensenct 4 years ago
That mask a bit too small for ya?
ADevilsReject6 4 years ago
batman's sponsored by NIKE? :( they exploit 3rd world countries :(
brandn14 4 years ago
Love the goat!
scottwing 4 years ago
What's with the Hulk TV SHOW SONG.
superthundereagle 4 years ago
Batman needs to get laid!
marsh75228 4 years ago
Big time...
Dudeforgetit 4 years ago
I think this was really funny. The ending was kinda of akward though, however so is the idea of Batman talking to children.
Great Video.
jokerscardz 4 years ago
he forgot teh cape
ironroses01234 4 years ago
good atempt needed to louse the beard tho, i had my own super hero posted vid, im thinking on trying a short film with it. god work still , a little too mutch n the funny side tho
drakiss003 4 years ago
Phoney, A fat moronic phoney! KILL HIM!
ZexyZexion 4 years ago
r u one of those guys who goes to science fiction conventions?
HorrorQueen92 4 years ago
Too much schmuck, not enough psycho.
oakandwillow 4 years ago
yeah...i hope when im your age i'll be doing something important with my life.
hHh316 4 years ago
batman needs to shave.
rwbazillion 4 years ago
Now you see kids...What happens when you go on a two week bender on a case of Jack Daniels and cough surup...If it could happen to Batman..It can happen to you!...Let this be a lesson to you all....Sincerely...Alfred.
tyma1979 4 years ago
YA!! YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!!
Shanze13 4 years ago