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  • Apparently the kids do not understand Batman's message and gave him a thumbs down. Thank heavens they will grow up eventually and appreciate this hilarious video in due course. Thank you for your wise words, sir. ;-)

  • why the green screen if you don't use it??????????? and the video sucks

  • hahaha the costume consists of a batman mask and a wet suit.

  • Haha loved it!

  • The only problem I have is that you used the music from The Incredible Hulk

  • Sad dude. DO you know the difference between funny and pathetic waste of time.

  • lol

  • Not funny

  • batman grew a beard, i don't believe it!

  • i hate when people record things in front of green screens and dont even use the green screen

  • Whats the song in the background?

  • were did you get the mask pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee coment back

  • ebay

  • OMG BATMAN'S ADVERTISING FOR NIKE!

  • "So I decided the best way to avenge my parents' deaths was to dress up as a giant bat and attack criminals... still kinda workin' that one out..."

    *Smirk*

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  • u shoulda shaved urself before u made this vid

  • They were originally going to put some stirring images of Americana behind Batman, but his speech was so stirring, the director ultimately decided having a simple background was more effective. True story.

  • Wheres your cape, dude? Heroes can't talk without a cape.

  • he speaks in a very similar way to keaton...

  • This Batman has a serious need for a Gillette

  • Dude, Batman, you need to shave!

  • nice mask

  • Why do they have the hulk song playing?

  • Cause it is awesome.

  • Yea your right.

  • You're shit.

  • Um Batsuit?

  • I love the Lonely Man Theme lol..The hulk...that song could be relevant for most heroes lol

  • lol

  • batman have nick?

  • thats the mask were using for our dark knight spoof.

    hahaha SUBSCRIBE! = ]

  • i think hes telling kids to jump off buildings

  • i didnt know batma wore nike

  • In such trying financial times, every billionaire playboy should wear a nike track suit.

  • a batman with a nike suit :)) ?

  • a hairy Batman..... thats a first

  • Rock on Batman

  • what's the sad song name?

  • The ending theme to The Hulk cartoon show.

    A very sad and beautiful piano song, one of my favorites =D

  • When did batman have a beard ;p

    Is that the new style

  • and since when did batman wear nike

  • Low budget ?

  • the music makes it funny

  • Nike suit Batman rules!

  • I like how Batman has a nike suit lol

  • Congradulations to making the 3,967th worst youtube video.

    lol funny.

  • Congratulations on the worst YouTube video ever.

  • get a life noob...xD

  • that aint batman!!

  • @Taco: No shit Sherlock!

  • you know wats wierd? its batman but the hulk song was in the background!

  • lol, I didn't notice that.

  • yahh;

    SHAVE:D

  • Hehehee, you're weird.

    If only because you didn't shave before doing this. ;)

  • For being a millionaire, you can't seem to afford decent suite anymore, or a razor and what happened to your pecs?

  • lol dude he doesn't even have a cape, this guys gold. The way he talks sounds a bit like Christian Bale (minus the Huskyness + retardation). Good work mate! a bit draggy though.

  • funny,

  • 5 stars just for no reason really. but looked funny :D

    and to all mousefarts out there. that doesn't have anything better to do than talking shit. right here buddy *middle finger up*

  • isnt this 2girls1cup music?

  • this is bullshit.

  • lol

  • I hate you

  • I hate you more

  • no no no i mean i hate you sooo much that i'd prefer to cut my head off with a spoon that ever see or speak to you!

  • I hate you all so STFU IN MY WORLD OR YOUR SOUL SHALL BE MY FOR AN ENTERNITY HOWS THAT KTHANXBAI

  • funny

  • Thanks for your inspirational words Batman!

    I especially loved the little fight bit at the end.

  • funny as hell,ur weird :D

  • What is going on here? This sucks!!!! you're an insult to the suit and character! Stick to your day job...eh...dude!

  • Well, I liked it!!!!!

  • Waste of time. xD

  • You have enlighten me... I will dress up as a flamingo and kill the man who drove over my cat! Thanks, If it hant been for this video I would never have gotten that idea!

  • I like the humor...

  • dude get a life you suck as batman give it up please. and the cowl does not fit you that way ether.

  • Uh Dude that is kinda the point

  • taquipariu

  • since when does batman have a beard

  • nice scuba suit!

  • and uh, sometimes i keep stuff over here. Awesome.

  • The Incredible Hulk "Lonely Man" Theme??

  • don't forget to blow your nose for the next video Batman

  • I love how Batman wears Nike Compression tops in his off-time.

  • Actually, this is entirely improved. What? it's IMPROVISED

  • haha he meant improv-ed

  • Christan bale can go home , you are the BAtman yeeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wtf?

  • wat the hell was he talkin about

  • I just think it's funny how he has a green screen like there's gonna be some sweet special effect behind him . . .but no. It's funny

  • word up Batman. Its about time you came out of your shell and gave those kids a mega shout out . take it easy sunshine and play it safe . best regards

    skippy.

  • This is just hilarious. This guy clearly took a good deal of time carefully writing this. And even more so, he very clearly did this in one take. There are no angle shifts at all. I for one, loved it. Kudos man.

  • Actually, this is entirely improved.

  • Even more impressive. You should get into an improv group of some kind. You seem to be a natural.

  • wow. I am utterly shocked, once again by the level of stupidity in this world.

    first off, batman, you rule..completely. this video is amazing.

    however, I...for some reason read through 27 pages of comments hoping for one intelligent youtuber...le sigh- as it turns out, the only non-idiot in this thread is batman himself.

    so w0000! goo batsy!

  • Is it really batman or is it joker in batsuit...

  • you are a horrible Batman

  • LOL you are not Batman you are Fatman

  • Ok first of all you fools don't understand cause your all ignorant and stupid dumb idiots cause actually what this man is trying to do is talk to kids if you actually listen to what he's saying you'd understand but your all stupid fools so whatever losers.

  • F**k you. I this guy wants to gives a message to kids at least he can made it after a good shave...

  • Everyone hating on this video has NO sense of humour!

  • "But, uh...that got stolen..."

    That line made me laugh a lot.

  • This is the crappest batman i've ever seen

  • LOL

    RIGHT YOU ARE KEN!

  • Fatman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • um not 2 b rude or anythin' but u sure u weren't on drugs at the time u made this cuz bat man doesn't have a beard or a mustache let alone both.

  • retard...

  • He reminds me of TNA's Christian Cage with a Batman mask on. Well at least the beginning of it does.

  • So why are we hearing the theme from "The Incredible Hulk" TV series if this is a Batman video?

  • dude i swear, you're dane cook lmao. spitting image

  • hahah hilariious

  • HAHAHA good video man

  • You know

    you know

    ouu know

    you know

    you know

    you know

    How many times did he say that?

  • omg this is a fat man lol

  • My 4-year-old liked it until he realised Batman doesn't talk like that. Deeper voice, more serious.

  • batman wears nike! o_O

  • O_o;; I agree! O___O

  • Booooooo!!!

  • shutup this is boring

  • Thank you Batman! *sniff* That was just so inspiring.

  • Its good that they are doing that. Anime SUCKS!!!!!

  • without anime where would i i mean they congragate on or streets no imposible porrrr keeeeeeee

  • Whoa, Learn some grammar. Your statement made NO sense.

  • Err interesting... type "Rex and asking a girl out is hard" its funny, but woefully undiscovered!!!

  • Batman's sold his soul to Nike!

  • Ididn't know batman has hair in his face

  • OMG...Batman's on youtube!!!!!!!!!

    WOW!!!

  • lmao this is great.

    you have really changed my life.

    i knew batman would be my hero forever :]

    i love you bman.

    keep it real.

    peace.

  • hahah nice. 5/5

  • GENIUS!!!

  • It's that the sad song from "the incredible hulk" ending??????

  • Batman was going to edit this down and add a nice backdrop instead of the temp green chroma backdrop, but he never found the time. Busy, busy. So he just posted it as is.

  • he his a fucking sad freak he need help like everyone on this shit fucked up site u all need help u all can go to hell sad freaks get a life hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

  • Sometimes you have "decisions" thrust on you? Decisions? I think that smoke is coming from a bong.

  • I didn't know Batman wears a Nike shirt

  • Batman really got this superhero stuff seriously... he forgot to shave! hahaha

  • hes in a scuba suit for god's sake

  • That was lame.

  • is nike sponsors this advertisment?

  • lolz he's wearin nike shirt

  • For more batman inspired art, do a YouTube search for "crossing a painted vesuvius"

  • haha yer not weird yer funny

  • You're not Batman! He's clean-shaven and has a cape!!!

  • You ruined it! He had me convinced.

  • rofl, nice

  • Lol, -.-'

  • omg

  • that was so fake

  • HAHAHAH!!!

  • yeah,that does look like christian cage

  • is that christian from wrestling?

  • hA HA THATS THE HULKS SAD WALK AWAY SONG FROM THE OLD TV SERIES

  • Cool. Pretty funny.

  • pssh fail.

  • that was stupid

  • This Batman smells the sex.

  • Batman envies my batboomerang collection.Click my name to see real video of batarangs in flight 60-100 feet returning batarangs !

  • nikes shirt rofl

  • wow! this is better than

    ABACUS THE FILM!!!

  • this is funny dude nice job. 5/5

  • OMG ITS SO FUNNY!!!!!(but the only thing wrong is that there is no cape) 5/5 STARS!!!

  • cool

  • View my real flying , returning bat boomerangs , 100 feet!

  • Did you make this for promotion of a gay pride festival?

  • That mask a bit too small for ya?

  • batman's sponsored by NIKE? :( they exploit 3rd world countries :(

  • Love the goat!

  • What's with the Hulk TV SHOW SONG.

  • Batman needs to get laid!

  • Big time...

  • I think this was really funny. The ending was kinda of akward though, however so is the idea of Batman talking to children.

    Great Video.

  • he forgot teh cape

  • good atempt needed to louse the beard tho, i had my own super hero posted vid, im thinking on trying a short film with it. god work still , a little too mutch n the funny side tho

  • Phoney, A fat moronic phoney! KILL HIM!

  • r u one of those guys who goes to science fiction conventions?

  • Too much schmuck, not enough psycho.

  • yeah...i hope when im your age i'll be doing something important with my life.

  • batman needs to shave.

  • Now you see kids...What happens when you go on a two week bender on a case of Jack Daniels and cough surup...If it could happen to Batman..It can happen to you!...Let this be a lesson to you all....Sincerely...Alfred.

  • YA!! YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!!!