"I can cycle!"

[davidwoof]

Could have been worse - could have been one of the supercars belonging to the bloke over the road ;-)

[AndyMacJones]

You see, you've done the sensible thing and gone to somewhere safe (although cycling on grass isn't the easiest). James learnt on the road outside our old house. Got off and going and promptly crashed info a car doing £250 damage...