this is a very sensitive subject.... from the moment I heard trow said I had a clone I knew that I'd be safe cause I'd never be alone an evil doctor shouldnt speak alot about his feelings my hurt, and my pain dont make me too appealing I know scot, will look up to me, run the evil business of the family have an evil empire just like his dear old dad give him my love and the things I've never had so scot would think, I was a cool guy return the love I have make me want to cry
"Okay.. alright.. all i asked for is a freaking rotating chair, okay.. oh okay.. okay. okay, okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! WOAH! hello, ohhkay, sick. as. a. dog. now, ohhhkay.. ohhhhkay.. gonna vom.."
Haha Mini me spoke his first words xD
sars508 4 months ago
i want my baby back, baby back...ribs
amelrose8d2 4 months ago
serious i like Dr. Evil's his
Riiiiiight...
lbbknight5 6 months ago
Dem henchmen can dance
ShadeMX4 6 months ago
Fat B******* Sounds like Shrek When Austin Powers or Dr.Evil Dont (Mike Myers is Austin Powers Fat B******* and Dr.Evil)
darcymaywhitaker 6 months ago
gonna vom....
Mytholgylove 6 months ago
" I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap"
thepeaceanjoy 7 months ago
Chilis baby back ribs... lol
ShadowGodzilla1 7 months ago
glad to see andy dufrane was cleared of his charges and got to be president :P
GerryL1992 7 months ago
your lucky wee man. hahaha
jmarrvin 7 months ago
it is really funny at 3:06
sisters4life579 7 months ago
i laughed real hard at the baby back ribs part lmfsao
sisters4life579 7 months ago
strange thing is i have socks exactly like fat bastard in 1:33
martindrummie 7 months ago
well accually that was just footage from the movie independence day but the real "lazer" would be quite like that.
DefiledElf 7 months ago
hey! this had more than 2 moments!
RedSquadala5 7 months ago
@RedSquadala5 lol i think they meant scenes from "austin powers 2"
GerryL1992 7 months ago
i shoud call him ...mini me
dumleist 7 months ago
the power of christ compels you!!! hahahaha
AgudeloJuan7 7 months ago
this is a very sensitive subject. LOL!
kerish11 7 months ago
Okay...Sick as a dog now...Okay....Okay...Guna vom...
JamesRoss1992 7 months ago
235,000 views and only 1000 likes wow
JMLizardKing1971 7 months ago
1:50 Shrek... in human form
auron2031 7 months ago
im no kiddin I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey
TheIpodfreak1385 7 months ago
scotty doo!
MrRuMaAr 7 months ago
chilllly babbby back rithe power of price compels you
heresjohny32 7 months ago
chilllly babbby back ribs
heresjohny32 7 months ago
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DON'T DRINK THE COFFEE!
ponquinful 8 months ago
First things first, where's your shitter, I've got a turtlehead poking out
Charming
Im no kidding, Ive got a crap on deck that could choke a donkeh.
Lauren72753 8 months ago
Lol I love Seth Green's hair in this movie! The blue and black is soooooo hot :) <3
SuperPapparazzi 8 months ago
good god we need a new austin powers movie
scorp5642 8 months ago 3
you aint all that and a bag of patato chips
dont go there girlfriend
babijr01 8 months ago
lol 1:57
Tiffany1348196 8 months ago
that guy next to the president is treating him like a child IT'S OK MY SON IT'S OK IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!
the man runs the country and this is the treament he gets
hmm
WOOOOW
TheNinetails94 8 months ago
i want my babybackbabybackbabyback...ribs i want my babybackbabybackbabyback...ribs
jnagel605 8 months ago
I shall call him.... Mini me
CaptainWazzup12 8 months ago
When a problem comes along, you must zip it
Dwk519 8 months ago
@TheStupidMater you must not've had the best grades Example Why did he had the best grades lol
don't get technical just enjoy it dude
johnlansing14 8 months ago
SEND IN THE CLOOONE!
TOHOFIEND54 8 months ago
zip it good lmfao
cripbuddz 8 months ago
Scotty doooooon.t
8ballsix27 8 months ago
why make trillions when we can make...BILLIONS!
peteristehbest 8 months ago 2
5:50-6:29 I just died
kezinchyesovem1 8 months ago
Would never have been the same if mini-me was the same height as d. evil
GiGixx621625 8 months ago
4:10
PRODUCTIONSfromPAUL 8 months ago
2:02
I KNEW IT! SHREK WANTS TO CHOKE DONKEY!
wolf92193 8 months ago
dont mess with me im one crazy MOFO !!!!
FearrDevrron1023 9 months ago 4
3:05 priceless
bigmurphy71 9 months ago
The Power Of Christ Compels you!
The Power Of Christ Compels You!!
animeartist5678 9 months ago 3
I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap!
cgtrojan22 9 months ago
STOP SPINNING THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELLS YOU
NarutoFan123FIGHT 9 months ago
exuse me chiliii babyyy back ribs
316herb 9 months ago 3
num nuts
soccerdude812 9 months ago
...Riiiiiiight...
KoolThing14 9 months ago
i want my babyback babyback babyback ribs
MusicBabiee1 9 months ago 4
I like the Scotish music when fat bastard walks in
lpog1 9 months ago
Get in my belly!!!!! (:
KelsyLovesYouuxD 9 months ago
I remember why I love these movies... And I used to be able to dance to Just the Two of Us, when I was two. I love my aunt.
Stargate949 9 months ago
Fat Basterd sounds like Shrek.....wait...
coopercastille 9 months ago
"I need a old priest and a young priest"
Triple88a 9 months ago 3
XD
ADXII0 9 months ago
Wait a minute . . . he kinda looks like a baby.
hauntedmythcaves 9 months ago 42
first thing first, WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!?
bulldog3943 9 months ago 15
@bulldog3943 charming
thevelvetknight 9 months ago
FIRE THE "LAZER"
MrShadowxtreme 9 months ago
Brb have to ge tto the bathroom...
MrShadowxtreme 9 months ago
Yeah, scary.
ProjUltHuntsman3 9 months ago
ive got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey
LeJaxx 9 months ago
wheres austin's fight with minny me
doorbasher 9 months ago
just the 2 of us !!!
bradlzt 9 months ago
COME HERE IM GONNA EAT U!!
IM BIGGER THAN U IM HIYER IN THE FEWD CHAYEN!
GET IN MAH BELLAH!!
BoxingFanatic777 9 months ago
haha its funny when hes just about to say a number its zooms on his face! :P
LannyCalifornia 9 months ago
why are dr evil's ears so long?
sparx9434 10 months ago
12 guys died in the ''vulcanic'' eruption
Thiagosldark 10 months ago
"Right..."
IvoGreen 10 months ago
Chilli... Baby Back Ribs!
HeyChickaBumBum100 10 months ago
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
DeadXManXsXStare 10 months ago
why make trillions when we can make trillions
smellyman96ify 10 months ago
independence day FTW!!!!
CivicD 10 months ago
dont go there girlfriend *clicks thingers* MM HMM!
peteristehbest 10 months ago
"FARST THANGS FARST!.. WHERE'S UR SHITTAR? I'VE GAT A TARTLE HEAD POKIN' OUT! O.o"
TechoWorldTV 10 months ago
@TechoWorldTV charming...
CivicD 10 months ago
STARBUCKS, the evil corp
fanmbv31 10 months ago
The white house scene I always crack up at.
Lightaxethewanderer 10 months ago
i want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs lol
fellowsuperiorules 10 months ago
anyone noticed the shadow of mini me ? in the shadow he's doing the dr evil hand gesture then when the slide door opens his hands where down
demetchu 10 months ago
i like this version of just the two of us better than will smiths :)
caassiieeBRAAH 10 months ago
"get in ma belly!!"
is a historical qoute..
superelbeaner 10 months ago
0:00 Mini-Me
0:36 We could make billions!/Zip it
1:30 Fat Bastard
3:21 Talk With the White House
4:22 Just the Two Of us
5:52 Chair Fail
OATGDavid 10 months ago 3
5;07 Be evil (with finger horns),HILARIOUS
96coolcatify 10 months ago
ive got a crap tht could choke a donkey
ACRfall 10 months ago
zippittitah
zippy longstockings!
shoguntrigobaka de hondacivic subtitle reads:zipp it!
that and could choke a donkey are the funniest parts
MrSamster911 10 months ago
zippittitah
zippy longstockings!
shoguntrigobaka de hondacivic subtitle reads:zipp it!
MrSamster911 10 months ago
I need the old priest and the young priest.
The power of god compels you!.. the power of god compels you!
LMAO
Stupid asshole.
rioextreme 10 months ago
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MadViewerz 10 months ago
5;37 What The HELL!?
96coolcatify 10 months ago
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.. Be EViL !
[[c'est la vie !!!]]
;---)
eklctc1Kng1arrw 10 months ago
"don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo... I had to pop a cop cause he wasn't given me my props in Oaktown....no?? I heard that somewhere.."
hahaaa
Weslo2 10 months ago
Oh man, this movie started so many trends. I remember watching it and loving it as a kid. Must watch again! :D
Poncho151500 11 months ago
VOLCANIC ERUPTION
antiflx 11 months ago
IM GONNA EAT CHU!!!!! GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!!
pawperfect 11 months ago 72
the power of christ compares you!
kingguido1 11 months ago
ZIPPLE !!!!
ishkabang 11 months ago
hit 2 repeatedly lol
chrish711 11 months ago
Quickly!! Dr. Evil needs an old priest and a young priest!!
wrtausy 11 months ago
Would you like a suckle of my zipple? Hahah :)
Sup4m4n9 11 months ago
RUN EDDIE MURPHY RUN!!!!!!!!
AidenSkittles 11 months ago
lol @ number 2's reaction 5:37 ....x)
1SavageDragon1 11 months ago
the power of Christ compells you!
radlee0123 11 months ago
@TheToXiCDebut Yes, it is. Dr.Evil, Austin Powers, Fat Bastard they are all the same actor :P Mike Myers is Brilliant that way. He also Voices shrek
Fez8745 11 months ago
I shal call him ... miny me
thebird51 11 months ago
@thebird51 learn to spell
Shadikun1 11 months ago
Fat Basterd reminds me of Shrek when he says Donkey,
SmoothCriminalAaron 11 months ago
@SmoothCriminalAaron Because its the same actor :P
Fez8745 11 months ago
@Fez8745 yeah i no ^_^
SmoothCriminalAaron 11 months ago
Fat Bastard: GET IN MY BELLY!! XD
TheAnabnana 11 months ago
FIRE THE LASER!!!
mariobros1045 11 months ago
MatrixMasta2009 11 months ago
I'm bigger than you I'm higher in the food chain. GET IN MY BELLY!
MultiMusicrazy2 11 months ago
this ain't austin powers2..this is goldmember which is the 3rd installment
arsidaking 11 months ago
This is a very sensitive subject.
JOproductions123 11 months ago
He's exactly like you in every way... Except 1/8 your size.
JOproductions123 11 months ago
FAT BASTARD <33
MINI ME <33
AUSTIN POWERS <33
xD
TheCpcomedyvideos 1 year ago
'WHERES YOUR SHITTER?!'
fat bastard is a fucking legend!
charlottemoores 1 year ago
"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
I love that
ABulletsEmbrace 1 year ago
Why make trillions when you can make... billions?!
NineInchWilly 1 year ago
"the power of Christ compels you"
magebrawl 1 year ago
11 People lost their mojo at the hands of Fat Bastard.
SpikeDubbs 1 year ago
get in mah belleh! LMAOO
makehotcakesnotwar 1 year ago
lol "would u like to have a suckle of my ziple" 1:14 XD
TheGarlicduck 1 year ago 33
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would u like to have a suckle of my ziple XDDDD
TheGarlicduck 1 year ago
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TheGarlicduck 1 year ago
HAHA Minime is shorter than the garbage can.
brapboys503 1 year ago
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SEND IN THE CLONE!!
charlysherry 1 year ago
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charlysherry 1 year ago
bring in THE CLONE!!!!
UgotTbaged11 1 year ago
Epic Logic!
supah1337B 1 year ago
Me: "That can choke a Donkey"....Shreeeeck...
Shrek: I didn't say that!
Me: You didn't, but your voice didn't.
Donkey: Damn Shrek. I thought I was your best Friend!
Me: Damn Right!
bluestarygirl 1 year ago
When a problem comes along you must ZiP! :D
evil420thug 1 year ago
@evil420thug *whip noises* zip it good
Kingcobra1211 1 year ago
Seth Green FTW!
jorrogboe 1 year ago
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11 people have a turtle poking out there ass
CoolTool214 1 year ago
11 people have a turtle picking out there ass
CoolTool214 1 year ago
but "AWESOMETALITY"
WIN!!!! xDD
LastHope2x6 1 year ago
I'M BIGGER THAN YOU I'M HIGHER IN THE FOODCHAIN!
EPIC LOL!!!
xd
markvanrens 1 year ago
i got a scrap on deck that can choke a donkey:P
markvanrens 1 year ago
in the feflection of mini me he had his finger by his mouth but when the door opened his hand wasnt
WesthamMr 1 year ago
should have uploaded the entire movie -.-
AngelGuide1 1 year ago
sooo funny
TheIpodHowTo 1 year ago
the baby back ribs part is my 3 year old twin cousins favorite part.
katynisbett1 1 year ago
i could see fat bastard saying something like "kittens are yummy."
katynisbett1 1 year ago
You, man, seriouusly kick fucking ass with you'r shit, like ur ZIP IT.... ZIP IT! ;)
Arfvzzbxx 1 year ago
"Okay.. alright.. all i asked for is a freaking rotating chair, okay.. oh okay.. okay. okay, okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! WOAH! hello, ohhkay, sick. as. a. dog. now, ohhhkay.. ohhhhkay.. gonna vom.."
roflroflrofl
TeHuHa 1 year ago
OMG minny me is SOOOOOO cute
mariah11ish 1 year ago
@mariah11ish and you can't spell mini :/
MaxDifficulty 1 year ago
Sick as a dog noW!!! hahaha ... i laughed like an idiot at that scene in the theatre!!
CT2507 1 year ago
fat bastard sounds like shrek
especially when he says donkey XD
sk794613 1 year ago
@sk794613 Well thats not THAT weird at least :P
Colp2 1 year ago
@sk794613 lol they are the same guy. mike meyers
kazuya246 1 year ago
Austin powers is the awesome-est movie
NDF211Gunner 1 year ago
mitahihoto! i dunno if thats what he said lol! (Subtitle : Zip it!) LOL! epic
pauliazz94 1 year ago
I've got bigger chunks of corn in my CRAP!
david52875 1 year ago
I just went "Aww!" When Dr. Evil and Mini-me had that hug xD
LithiumTheWolf9998 1 year ago
BEST MOVIE EVER
jronimo1933 1 year ago
FIRST THING'S FIRST, WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER?! I'VE GOT A TURTLEHEAD POKIN' OUT!!!
steppinoutstudios 1 year ago
VOLCANIC ERUPTION! LOL I don't think I spelt it right but hey! lol great moments!
TatianaLawliet 1 year ago
The power of christ compells you! LMAO
niksta1 1 year ago
GET EN MAI BELLIE!
glados360 1 year ago
why make trillions when we can make... billions? hahahaha
MachineGunMitchPS3 1 year ago
lol ... technically, shrek and fat bastard are the same person :) <3
TheMadie411 1 year ago 31
@TheMadie411 and austin and dr evil
shika019 11 months ago
@TheMadie411 which is why I can never watch shrek the same way again XD
JDfanforever 11 months ago
Don't go there gurlfriend ! mmmhmmm ! *rotates his head* xDDD
UKsFootballFactory 1 year ago 57
lmaooo
lalokitah101 1 year ago
jsjajajajaja la mejor parte es la de la silla
mrkd 1 year ago
thats scotty guy..ive seen him in so many other movies..yet i only remember one. wasnt he the traitor in Mall Cop?
GamingNerd117 1 year ago
When a problem comes along you must zip it!
GAROUGABOYLOL 1 year ago
IM HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN GET IN MAH BELLEHHHH!!!
RawrNinjaBurgers 1 year ago 3