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  • Haha Mini me spoke his first words xD

  • i want my baby back, baby back...ribs

  • serious i like Dr. Evil's his

    Riiiiiight...

  • Dem henchmen can dance

  • Fat B******* Sounds like Shrek When Austin Powers or Dr.Evil Dont (Mike Myers is Austin Powers Fat B******* and Dr.Evil)

  • gonna vom....

  • " I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap"

  • Chilis baby back ribs... lol

  • glad to see andy dufrane was cleared of his charges and got to be president :P

  • your lucky wee man. hahaha

  • it is really funny at 3:06

  • i laughed real hard at the baby back ribs part lmfsao

  • strange thing is i have socks exactly like fat  bastard in 1:33

  • well accually that was just footage from the movie independence day but the real "lazer" would be quite like that.

  • hey! this had more than 2 moments!

  • @RedSquadala5 lol i think they meant scenes from "austin powers 2"

  • i shoud call him ...mini me

  • the power of christ compels you!!! hahahaha

  • this is a very sensitive subject. LOL!

  • Okay...Sick as a dog now...Okay....Okay...Guna vom...

  • 235,000 views and only 1000 likes wow 

  • 1:50 Shrek... in human form

  • im no kiddin I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey

  • scotty doo!

  • chilllly babbby back rithe power of price compels you

    

  • chilllly babbby back ribs

  • First things first, where's your shitter, I've got a turtlehead poking out

    Charming

    Im no kidding, Ive got a crap on deck that could choke a donkeh.

  • Lol I love Seth Green's hair in this movie! The blue and black is soooooo hot :) <3

  • good god we need a new austin powers movie

  • you aint all that and a bag of patato chips

    dont go there girlfriend

  • lol 1:57

    

  • that guy next to the president is treating him like a child IT'S OK MY SON IT'S OK IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!

    the man runs the country and this is the treament he gets

    hmm

    WOOOOW

  • i want my babybackbabybackbabyback...rib­s i want my babybackbabybackbabyback...rib­s

  • I shall call him.... Mini me

  • When a problem comes along, you must zip it

  • @TheStupidMater you must not've had the best grades Example Why did he had the best grades lol

    don't get technical just enjoy it dude

  • SEND IN THE CLOOONE!

  • zip it good lmfao

  • Scotty doooooon.t

  • why make trillions when we can make...BILLIONS!

  • 5:50-6:29 I just died 

  • Would never have been the same if mini-me was the same height as d. evil

  • 4:10

  • 2:02

    I KNEW IT! SHREK WANTS TO CHOKE DONKEY!

  • dont mess with me im one crazy MOFO !!!!

  • 3:05 priceless

  • The Power Of Christ Compels you!

    The Power Of Christ Compels You!!

  • I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap!

  • STOP SPINNING THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELLS YOU

  • exuse me chiliii babyyy back ribs

  • num nuts

  • ...Riiiiiiight...

  • i want my babyback babyback babyback ribs

  • I like the Scotish music when fat bastard walks in

  • Get in my belly!!!!! (:

  • I remember why I love these movies... And I used to be able to dance to Just the Two of Us, when I was two. I love my aunt.

  • Fat Basterd sounds like Shrek.....wait...

  • "I need a old priest and a young priest"

  • XD

  • Wait a minute . . . he kinda looks like a baby.

  • first thing first, WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!?

  • @bulldog3943 charming

  • FIRE THE "LAZER"

  • Brb have to ge tto the bathroom...

  • Yeah, scary.

  • ive got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey

  • wheres austin's fight with minny me

    

  • just the 2 of us !!!

    

  • COME HERE IM GONNA EAT U!!

    IM BIGGER THAN U IM HIYER IN THE FEWD CHAYEN!

    GET IN MAH BELLAH!!

  • haha its funny when hes just about to say a number its zooms on his face! :P

  • why are dr evil's ears so long?

  • 12 guys died in the ''vulcanic'' eruption

  • "Right..."

  • Chilli... Baby Back Ribs!

  • THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

  • why make trillions when we can make trillions

  • independence day FTW!!!!

  • dont go there girlfriend *clicks thingers* MM HMM!

  • "FARST THANGS FARST!.. WHERE'S UR SHITTAR? I'VE GAT A TARTLE HEAD POKIN' OUT! O.o"

  • @TechoWorldTV charming...

  • STARBUCKS, the evil corp

  • The white house scene I always crack up at.

  • i want my baby back baby back baby back...ribs lol

  • anyone noticed the shadow of mini me ? in the shadow he's doing the dr evil hand gesture then when the slide door opens his hands where down

  • i like this version of just the two of us better than will smiths :)

  • "get in ma belly!!"

    is a historical qoute..

  • 0:00 Mini-Me

    0:36 We could make billions!/Zip it

    1:30 Fat Bastard

    3:21 Talk With the White House

    4:22 Just the Two Of us

    5:52 Chair Fail

  • 5;07 Be evil (with finger horns),HILARIOUS

  • ive got a crap tht could choke a donkey

  • zippittitah

    zippy longstockings!

    shoguntrigobaka de hondacivic subtitle reads:zipp it!

    that and could choke a donkey are the funniest parts

  • zippittitah

    zippy longstockings!

    shoguntrigobaka de hondacivic subtitle reads:zipp it!

  • I need the old priest and the young priest.

    The power of god compels you!.. the power of god compels you!

    LMAO

    Stupid asshole.

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  • 5;37 What The HELL!?

  • "don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mofo... I had to pop a cop cause he wasn't given me my props in Oaktown....no?? I heard that somewhere.."

    hahaaa

  • Oh man, this movie started so many trends. I remember watching it and loving it as a kid. Must watch again! :D

  • VOLCANIC ERUPTION

  • IM GONNA EAT CHU!!!!! GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!!

  • the power of christ compares you!

  • ZIPPLE !!!!

  • hit 2 repeatedly lol

  • Quickly!! Dr. Evil needs an old priest and a young priest!!

  • Would you like a suckle of my zipple? Hahah :)

  • RUN EDDIE MURPHY RUN!!!!!!!!

  • lol @ number 2's reaction 5:37 ....x)

  • the power of Christ compells you!

  • @TheToXiCDebut Yes, it is. Dr.Evil, Austin Powers, Fat Bastard they are all the same actor :P Mike Myers is Brilliant that way. He also Voices shrek

  • I shal call him ... miny me

  • @thebird51 learn to spell

  • Fat Basterd reminds me of Shrek when he says Donkey,

  • @SmoothCriminalAaron Because its the same actor :P

  • @Fez8745 yeah i no ^_^

  • Fat Bastard: GET IN MY BELLY!! XD

  • FIRE THE LASER!!!

  • this is a very sensitive subject.... from the moment I heard trow said I had a clone I knew that I'd be safe cause I'd never be alone an evil doctor shouldnt speak alot about his feelings my hurt, and my pain dont make me too appealing I know scot, will look up to me, run the evil business of the family have an evil empire just like his dear old dad give him my love and the things I've never had so scot would think, I was a cool guy return the love I have make me want to cry
  • I'm bigger than you I'm higher in the food chain. GET IN MY BELLY!

  • this ain't austin powers2..this is goldmember which is the 3rd installment

  • This is a very sensitive subject.

  • He's exactly like you in every way... Except 1/8 your size.

  • FAT BASTARD <33

    MINI ME <33

    AUSTIN POWERS <33

    xD

  • 'WHERES YOUR SHITTER?!'

    fat bastard is a fucking legend!

  • "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

    I love that

  • Why make trillions when you can make... billions?!

  • "the power of Christ compels you"

  • 11 People lost their mojo at the hands of Fat Bastard.

  • get in mah belleh! LMAOO

  • lol "would u like to have a suckle of my ziple"  1:14 XD

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  • HAHA Minime is shorter than the garbage can.

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  • bring in THE CLONE!!!!

  • Epic Logic!

  • Me: "That can choke a Donkey"....Shreeeeck...

    Shrek: I didn't say that!

    Me: You didn't, but your voice didn't.

    Donkey: Damn Shrek. I thought I was your best Friend!

    Me: Damn Right!

  • When a problem comes along you must ZiP! :D

  • @evil420thug *whip noises* zip it good

  • Seth Green FTW!

  • 11 people have a turtle picking out there ass

  • but "AWESOMETALITY"

    WIN!!!! xDD

  • I'M BIGGER THAN YOU I'M HIGHER IN THE FOODCHAIN!

    EPIC LOL!!!

    xd

  • i got a scrap on deck that can choke a donkey:P

  • in the feflection of mini me he had his finger by his mouth but when the door opened his hand wasnt

  • should have uploaded the entire movie -.-

  • sooo funny

  • the baby back ribs part is my 3 year old twin cousins favorite part.

  • i could see fat bastard saying something like "kittens are yummy."

  • You, man, seriouusly kick fucking ass with you'r shit, like ur ZIP IT.... ZIP IT! ;)

  • "Okay.. alright.. all i asked for is a freaking rotating chair, okay.. oh okay.. okay. okay, okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! WOAH! hello, ohhkay, sick. as. a. dog. now, ohhhkay.. ohhhhkay.. gonna vom.."

    roflroflrofl

  • OMG minny me is SOOOOOO cute

  • @mariah11ish and you can't spell mini :/

  • Sick as a dog noW!!! hahaha ... i laughed like an idiot at that scene in the theatre!!

  • fat bastard sounds like shrek

    especially when he says donkey XD

  • @sk794613 Well thats not THAT weird at least :P

  • @sk794613 lol they are the same guy. mike meyers

  • Austin powers is the awesome-est movie

  • mitahihoto! i dunno if thats what he said lol! (Subtitle : Zip it!) LOL! epic

  • I've got bigger chunks of corn in my CRAP!

  • I just went "Aww!" When Dr. Evil and Mini-me had that hug xD

  • BEST MOVIE EVER

  • FIRST THING'S FIRST, WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER?! I'VE GOT A TURTLEHEAD POKIN' OUT!!!

  • VOLCANIC ERUPTION! LOL I don't think I spelt it right but hey! lol great moments!

  • The power of christ compells you! LMAO

  • GET EN MAI BELLIE!

  • why make trillions when we can make... billions? hahahaha

  • lol ... technically, shrek and fat bastard are the same person :) <3

  • @TheMadie411 and austin and dr evil

  • @TheMadie411 which is why I can never watch shrek the same way again XD

  • Don't go there gurlfriend ! mmmhmmm ! *rotates his head* xDDD

  • lmaooo

  • jsjajajajaja la mejor parte es la de la silla

  • thats scotty guy..ive seen him in so many other movies..yet i only remember one. wasnt he the traitor in Mall Cop?

  • When a problem comes along you must zip it!

  • IM HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN GET IN MAH BELLEHHHH!!!