NEW MOON - WHERE IS EDWARD CULLEN?

[feeback06]

omg i love it so so so much i laughed for a good 10 mins before i could tell my friend what i was laughing at

[AmericansHavePie]

"Edward. Edward? Where the fuck did he go?"

Made me laugh so hard

[riot315]

You look more like Angel than Edward (which is a good thing, haha).

[ThereseNylund]

I probably would have more respect for Twilight if Edward was like this instead=) This is brilliant!

[ValerieRadcliffe]

XDDD i haven't seen this in a long time. i remember when this came out XDD

[yukilover2020]

even if the movies are a bit corny, id be more interested in them if he was in it. and what the heck is wrong with the captions?!

Original lyric: "and all you want to do is..."

Caption: "noah he loves you"

Me: O_0 *pfft* XD

[Mrskeke101]

What the fuck XD

[AngelicaSparrow191]

lol

[bslkml1]

"I sparkle in the sun" WHAT?

[KrochInSky]

So Bad :O

[Wolfy19991]

When i first saw this video, i laughed so hard that i almost fell out of my chair. Hilarious!!

[Chocolettino]

The JAW! Oh, you guys! :D :D I can't seem to stop laughing. The slack jaw is like the BEST imitation of KS as Bella EVER!! :D :D

[Titefpif]

Ce que tu chante, c'est un chant de Noël ?

[ThePandagirl42]

wtf is wrong with the subtitles.

[jerueltorrazo]

hahaha.. funny video

[JayJay2818]

LMFAO U GAY

[BryannaGlows]

Bella... there's something different about you... is it... your hair?

[2K3vin2]

Amazing parody, this is sooo funny :P

[beatrizmazuquell]

esse video é horrivel

[VaderVixen91]

joe makes a hot bella XD

[mrsanjose98]

yo hablo Espanol

[julcheeeeeeeeeeeeeen]

autsch :D



[amortheworld]

who would know that joe would be the most beautiful bella ever?

[cutie9325]

he cant be a vampire he has the most pretty teeth o and thimbs up if ur watching this in 2011

[ashleyirene1990]

Edward.. Edward. uhh WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO!? lmfaao <3

[vandread96]

I laughed so hard when Bella turned around and it's Joe...

[Deborah0530]

I love this video it made my day lol

[TheRoxiiee]

Why isn't this man in movies, red carpet and talk shows, where they talk about anything interesting bout vampires?

[rayheart121]

259 people have no idea what they r doing with their lives

[xDziadeKx]

gays

[midnightmoon875]

OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!! IM DYING WITH LAUGHTER THIS IS AMAZING :D I LOVE YOU FOREVER YOU MADE TWILIGHT COOL!!!!!!!!!

[92BJay92]

Is it wierd that Chris reminds me of Adam Lambert and Jim Carrey in this video?

[E1T1TimmyTim]

Bella : where the fuck did he go made me rofl

[bildabadboy]

how gay ! :D

[LaughsRus101]

That's the hottest Bella I've probably ever seen.

[00Temporary00]

@LaughsRus101 LMAO!!!!

[Georginamegan]

@LaughsRus101 for sure lol

[morshell1998]

I knew Edward was gay!!!!!

[WierdWarriorGirl]

HE KNOWS BLT TOO?

[MuffiaMuffin]

GERMANY !!! YEAAHR :D

My land ;)

" little love for me in germany!" wuhu :D

[Serpette94]

MAIS OUI !

[amlemons1]

and that's what happened in New Moon, you know, those missing months. :(

[witchdiva22]

i found someone had wrote a story starring this song on fanfiction - they had all the cullens singing it XD

[Lizzy3D]

Haha, this is fun.

You now, that gay can sing very well!

x A Twilight super fan....

[carlislecullen1901]

Lol this video was so funny 

[kia504ful]

omg that was kinda gay

[krisnike]

Sexist bella EVER

[DreamPrincessLeaf]

I need an explanation why Joe always dresses up as a girl Lol

[Angeltouch23]

xD haha. . . i think supricky would have been a better Edward Cullen - Robert is ok, but he looks constipated ><

[darkarch99]

there are no pointy teeth not even the normal ones

[MisterTunemonster]

"...and then I'll take him home and touch his-"

"Oh. My. God. No wonder you don't want to touch me, you're so totally gay."

That pretty much explains the entire series in a nutshell.

[Mocha2281]

love the vocals lol

[phyzik13XYZruka]

0:22 (or 0:23) is s0 cute.. X3

[MultiMissDrama]

2:04 look at his lips lolz

[BitterLover18]

Bella is super temperamental from all the testosterone she's been taking. Obviously.

[nicole382000]

i dont like bella

[Melster1998]

That is so good xxxxxx

[teacuprocks]

bella is the most beatufilst girl i ever seen

[MyxLastxBreath]

"Edward?........Edward? Where the f*** did he go?" OMG i laughed so hard i cried XD

[rachelmacivor]

@0:03 BEST FACE EVER!!!

[poop99724]

"maybe jack sparrow will capture me. i will be his first mate, and we'll have our first date. oh my heart is filled with glee. we'll have a moonlit walk. we'll talk around the clock and then go home and touch his--" "OMG. no wonder you dont want to bite me. your so tottaly gay. and i'm gonna tell everybody." "ARGH!! nomnomnomnomnom!" " you bit me, now your stuck with me foreva" "AAAAAAAHHHH!"

[DaKellyBelly]

Bring a pizza for me from Italy!

I'm European but Italy is too much far away ='(

[nonnogirl123456789]

Loool!

[cherryberry9981]

im creeped out o.0

[afron1948]

"Edward? Where the fuck did he go?" it made me literally laugh out loud

[chheser456]

" You Bit Meh , Now Your Stuck With Me Forever! "

[tacieriggs]

hes not sparkly..:(

[ThePanayiotis12]

bella is a man i new it

[kezzapopsicle]

hahah lol :)

[kezzapopsicle]

hahah lol :) 

[SammyJoe28]

LMFAO..oh my god that was soooo funny

[hollyzoe1103]

ummm nice voice

[hollyzoe1103]

ummm

[malufalcone]

hottest bella ever (2)

best twilight ever...

[yuppiesxD]

Hottest. Bella. Ever.

[edwardrayquazalover]

THUMBS UP FOR BLADE

[twilightmom1988]

you have an amazeing voice!

[crazytoto5297]

2:39 lmfaoo!!!;)

[Pokeshipgirl]

WTF?????

[dollofvoodoo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sparkle in the sun!

[Flexoman100]

DUDE THISIS A SPANISH LAUGH SHOW ITS TWO PEOPLE MAKING THIS SHOW FOR FUN! ITS CALLED JOSE MOTE FIND FOR IT AND TRANSALATE SUBTITLES AND WATCH! ITS NOT A BAD SHIT!

[MovieDoll1869]

oh snap, he done dipped on "her"

[TishTinyTroll]

oh my!! is that joeNation?? Coz it really looks like him :D

[LilMizzTech]

The Cullens don't go to italy because of the volturi.

[spassygirl]

i love twilight but this is very funny :)!

[eseidel]

@spassygirl I know same. I love twilight aswell but I just found this so damn funny

[AddisonGill]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO1

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

spread the word

[TheTimotheK]

@AddisonGill rember when you had to pay 5 dollers a month for youtube ,oh yeah we didnt cause of the adds ,stop complaning people

[DaKellyBelly]

@AddisonGill And Pay for youtube? never.

[casy168]

@AddisonGill

remember when u shut the hell up

cuz i dont

[KrazyKlay135]

@AddisonGill 1. Remember when YouTube was free? Now all the ads are gone and we have to play monthy.

2. See above

3. Remember when people didn't whine about little things

4. Remember when you could see exactly how many people liked and disliked your video. Now we just have an average.

5. Remember to get the fuck over it?

6. See number 1.

I PUT THIS IN CAPS SO I"LL GET YOUR ATTENTION

Post this whiny, bitchy comment to show that your as whiney as me.

Be an retard.

[AmiPiMiss]

@KrazyKlay135 VERY NICE! :P

[Piruruca]

legenda em portugues cade ?^^..my english is very bad

[harshpeter]

Hate twilight,hate edward cullen maybe thats why i liked it so much :) Where are the old vampires! i will go and watch the whole " Buffy The Vampire Slayer " Tv show all over again now.

[22lilbuggy22]

@harshpeter i totally agree when breaking dawn comes out im planing on burning picture of edward and jacob in the parking lot of the nearest theater while wearing a "team buffy" shirt.

[harshpeter]

@22lilbuggy22 would you mind calling me too so i can join you xD

[gnatprincess]

@XEverXMore u need to freaking shut up and not be so mean

[SUPERJAILrockz11]

COCK! lol

[SarbWorks]

You bit me. Now your stuck with me forever. hahahaha!

[emlovsmusic]

haha gay edward!!!!! lolz

[heyyitsawesome]

wat does she say after edward says jst one bite

[lily5531]

WERE THE FUCK DID HE GO LMFAO :P

[YellowMarshmallowlva]

okay, like if you would like if Leonado dicaprio was edward, and Johnny Depp was Jacob. :D

[heyyitsawesome]

wat does bella say in the beggining i did not understand

[PiratezZLadiii]

Damn - why do you always forget the CAPTAIN? It's Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow. :) Savvy?

Awesome video, I could watch it all the time. Thumbs up! :)

[ashleyiwaeltz]

thats so freaking messed up

[cryingdarklove]

this vid is the one you watch when all those twitards start talking

[Rocstamad]

244 like fake vampires...

[zim7789]

bella is so hot in this vid, whats her number?

[NEWMOON9523]

BUAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ WHERE THE F**K DID HE GO!?

[ilovejuno12]

he dosnt sparkle

[princessofdeath119]

This song is fun to sing!

[stickmandaninacan]

Bella: O-M-G, no wonder you didnt bite me, your so totally gay. im gonna tell everybody!

Edward: ARGH! omnomnom

Bella: you bit me, now your stuck with me foreva

Edward: DX

[SuperLovelove10]

dah dah dah its really funny

guys for me being a vampire is

a good creatures

[missmariam89]

How the hell did you write this song!! LMAO! i cant stop singing it! XD

[jwickedlovely711]

Chris makes a much better Edward!

[MollyXD124]

i think i like this video a little to much..

[MollyXD124]

i think i like this way to much..

[Kitkat1885]

you just bit me! :-3

[Kitkat1885]

u look kinda like adam lambert here... lol

[MissSiubhan]

O_O I'm just scared. (By the lyrics, not the video, except for Bella O_o)

[RiverwatchCheerleadr]

Lmfao bella's a dude

[horsehaasehalo99]

So not a vampire. Brown eyes and doesn't sparkle in the sun. And kinda ugly!!

[ohhowtdamn]

@horsehaasehalo99 Kinda ugly!!!!! Are u kidding me?!?!?!?!?!? ur crazy. He is drop dead sexy <3

[XEverXMore]

@horsehaasehalo99 omf dont tell me you acually like that Tywilight s#@*

[xxnobodygirlxx]

Oh...my...god. No wonder you dont wanna bight me. You're so totally gay. And Im gonna tell everybody!

I love this guy lol

[crazyneihbors]

Dear Vevo, Let me start by sayin get your corporate asses off youtube! Ever since these big companies started paying off youtube so they could post their friggin videos we can't post ours. We are flagged for infringement evry time we include a song we like in our videos.

That is YOUtube, the place where we can post OUR videos. If we wanted to listen to music from you wed go to your damn website.

To people who want greedy corporates gone thumbs up and copy and paste to all vevo

[BloodShadowe]

Loved Bella's character. You actually gave her some personalilty!

I like Twilight though, don't get me wrong.

[coraline7831]

rofl, awesome! :D OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SO TOTALLY GAY!! haha xDD

[LNRParody]

thumps up if u think bella needs to shave xD

[thebrianabananana]

@LNRParody I think she looks better than normal. I thought she shaved this time XD

[22lilbuggy22]

HATE TWILIGHT, LUV THIS!!!!! lol

[wittywhitmarla]

Gah Joe I love him!

[idkwat2putlol]

haha i like the parts with bella but the song kinda got annoying

[renna626]

edward? edward? where the fuck did u go. rotflmao

[renna626]

edward? edward? where the fuck r u rotflmao

[Elephants4life2010]

YOU BIT ME NOW YOUR STUCK WITH ME FOREVER!!!!

[Kelicepinkable]

Very gay

[PantsOfSisterBee]

HOW DARE HE HAVE MY JACK SPARROW! DDDD:

[laprincessaboricua82]

ow you bit me now your stuck with me forever lol

[gnatprincess]

I hate when people make fun of twilight it sucks

[XEverXMore]

@gnatprincess  no you suck cuz twilight is SO old now.like really,who wants to watch FAKE vampires?! its a bunch of bs. duh there's a reason y they made Vampires Sucks -.- and this video makes fun of twilight cuz its fun and shoing AWSOME vampz that are showing their true inner gayness like edward! SO U JUST GOT TOLD ON!!WHAT NOW?!

[goten2195]

kinda reminds me of Voltaire.

[TheRealMiyuTwilight]

Haha I Luv it you just made my Day hahahaha

[imnotcrazy15]

this is why im team jacob

[kopa1997mheetu]

whuauaua!!!!!! too funny!!!!!!!! hahaha

[bunpandie09]

wow amazing voice

[ajbsb69]

You can sing really good, I love that beginning! :)

[clickme4sex]

Tom Welling wannabe.

[AlylovesDP]

OW U BIT ME NOW UR STUCK WIT ME 4EVER LOL

[Spyder057]

lmaooo, the dude has a nice voice

[ThatOneGuy015]

LOL, Joe... I mean Bella needs to shave.

[MrLilpitt]

so that's where Edward was

[HaMmytheha]

is that shanes brother? he looks familiarrrrrrrrr

[ilka30]

OMG!! Bella is sooo cool!!! i love Bella!!!

[ilka30]

OMG!! Bella is sooo cool!!!

[ItsAxeI]

not to be technical but edwards face was in the sun

[UnDeadDante666]

Dude you forgot your vampire teeth lol ^^

[JacailHP]

OMG GOD SONG XD

[BloodyGaaraOfSand]

YOU BIT ME..NOW UR STUCK WITH ME FOREVER~! *look of horror!*

[PornoSpons]

joe is sexay ;o

[hotaruodori]

Is that how Valley girls actually sound?

[hotstuff23608]

hahaha wow was the first word poped up in my head

[MatthewHAnderson]

you sir are awwwsome!!

[lynzy663]

i love this guy

[ononiap]

Ahahahaha! WTF! I thought it was actual girl! LOL! But damn it's a guy! x-D

[hippychick1980]

OMFG bella scared me i did't expect that :D but i like it he is kinda cute ^^

[naenaebin]

"its really hard to be tough when you sparkle in the sun" lol

[YellowMarshmallowlva]

ooh i'd tap that ;)

[ElthorneParkHighRule]

Thumbs up for Italy!!!!! =)

[naya97]

i know Espanol.... I'll teach you. lol

[tammycollins13]

235 people can't find edward cullen.

[mimiandmani118]

lol



[101daisylynn]

cool and so gay at the same time

[Miakia400]

man that guys cuter then the real edward cullen

[Godzie1]

Imagine Johnny Depp as a vampire in Breaking Dawn?

Bella would drop both Edward & Jacob for him! I know I would! :)



[Thyressarexus]

@Godzie1 And I would drop Johnny Depp because of Twilight. :P

[skate9023]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you think they should be together click thumbs up. If you think that edward and bella should be together then click thunbs down. (JUST BECAUSE YOU CLICK THUMBS DOWN FOR BELLA AND EDWARD DOES NOT MEEN ITS A STUPID CHOICE. THIS ENDS HOLLOWEEN AND I WILL EMAIL BACK ALL THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED AND TELL ONLY THEM THE WINNER BECAUSE THE REST OF YOU DID NOT VOTE!!!!!! IF THEY TELL YOU THE PERSON WHO VOTES THEN ITS OKAY!! IM A NICE PERSON!! (I'm not really yelling for the things that are CAPS!