McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight

[TheSuperskipper87]

I never noticed until 30 seconds in that they were referring to him as a dog. I just thought the joke of this episode was that he was vary stupid.

[impresioname33]

You guys/women are awsome I wanna work for onion news network

[frottoify]

oh i see...mccain is a dog ok interesting...1:58

[macbeebee]

Did this really happen.....I am so glad that someone saw he was in danger and rendered aid what with all the apathy and all.

[theGLADIATORguild]

real and straight!

[zikten]

@theGLADIATORguild as opposed to fake and gay?

[thedrummerization]

its funny cause hes a dog

[trulynot]

I find Andrea Bennett really hot. Her voice has a lot to do with it.

[ThefirstDrInsane2U]

That poor doggie

[cjshisno7]

hahahahahaha like he is a damn dog

[iam2lost4words]

Anyone else see the "Top 20 funniest mental illnesses" thing on the bottom ticker at 0:50?

[ragingraptor7]

the only onion news report that was real! i joke the fossil of man!

[comrade127]

"they plan to take him to the D.O.C.T.O.R."

lol i love it how they say stuff that sounds legit, and suddenly you realize what they really said

[mythkw]

i bet he was nailing Palin ..

[AndyDrewww]

genious

[Colourbend]

"Alaska Governor's scent soothes him," haha

[TheShitHatemenow]

its magic u knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[shampoodaking]

f5 skips ads!!

[Meirstein]

I remember when I needed to spell out "walk" because my dog would wig out whenever we said it.

[nichols1994]

@Meirstein thats how it is for my dog

[gcdcjccc]

i believe this. when Cindy holds Johns' hand it's not because she loves him

[pvtjamesryan3]

omg...hahaha

they bought mccain a book of puzzles....like he's a retard or something...

[seedsjln370]

notice the poop on the bus floor @ 1:29

[TimeQueenofRome]

1:58 - REMEMBER! If you are the last to leave, you MUST:

1. Check bus to make sure McCain is not inside (don't forget to check bathrooms and back couch where he sleeps)

2. Make sure McCain's food and water is ready for next day

3. Clean up any messes McCain has made

4. Close all doors ALL THE WAY and lock.

[system0system0]

that hot ancor women i want her she hot i could do stuff and she would do stuff it would be a hell of a weekend . AA i just turned me self on

[nasafakedit]

Mccain the NWO retard hero

[xseb5x]

@nasafakedit Hahaha more like Obama the deceptionative puppet behind the banking elites. YES WE CAN succumb to the new world order

[jeannshi]

hahaha. Aparently taking care of Mccain is a big responsibility. So funny!

[irgifted]

lol, Stasburg? You can tell it's a joke (for reasons other than the obvious ones, such as being posted by TheOnion) because no one would seriously make a campaign stop in Starasburg, PA, unless trying to secure the Amish vote, or just take in some historical information about old-fashioned train engines. Although, I do believe Bush tried to get the Amish vote in 2004, what with PA being a pretty big swing state...

[marsmoke]

@irgifted You're thinking of East Stroudsburg where the train is.

[irgifted]

Oh are they referring to the place in Lackawanna County?

[Iamjustherek]

Yes! I get to leave Wisconsin!

[Manofaction0]

1:41 = pure gold

[mike2120g]

just like leaving a kid in the car....haha...classic

[justahotfriend]

hahaha XD LMAO

the D-O-C-T-O-R

lol

[adamberg666]

omg there really is shit on the floor

[yimyim5]

1:31 poop on floor

[shade1978x]

At 1:31 it looks like there's a giant pile of shit on the floor of the bus. lol

[Fancysymbol]

That's funny.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind being cared for like that.

Nothing I do's my responsibility, niiice.

[unclejubalon]

"For big dogs"

[benzagel]

You guys realize that this is fake right? It is funny but if you don't know its fake I don't know what to say.

[Gusty85]

HAHAHAHHHAHAAHAH

[NewFlyerGuy]

Well i think that he deserves it but he is a old man.

[Germany124]

Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania is like 20mins from my house :p

[Germany124]

Strasburg*

[SwiftOmega]

This was posted on my birthday :D

[MrDetwaa]

"Obama promised Wisconsin residents he would get them jobs in different, better states." LOL :)

[darkvampire5555]

Omg too bad they never would of found John MCcain

[TheHawkdaddy]

was the door to high for his arms to reach?

[hoopsta89]

thats fucked up! i mean i dont like Mccain but i mean come on. that just took it to far for me..

[umahuma4]

you do realize this is a fake satiricle news broadcast.

[hoody730]

@hoopsta89 Pussy.

[jsusax03]

i cant stop laughing

[JEDii34]

black liquorish and a box of puzzles lol

[kokoyakyu]

Taken to the D O C T O R...

Hahaha!!!

[StephenChin1]

McCain asleep when they locked the bus is an OMEN! He WILL be asleep when Osama bin Laden attacks America the second time.

[Conway79]

"Senator McCain has his good days and his bad days, this, eer, was apparently one of his bad days."

[GuitaGal92]

lol, this is one of the best ones! XD

[Imapcaddict]

Lol most of the windows were open and cracked...... We've bought him some black licorice and a book of puzzles XD

[rdvd7]

They plan to take him to the D-o-c-t-o-r LOL GENIUS!

[rynoboy007]

In that picture of the inside of the bus there is a large pile of shit on the floor.

[Tommy1andonly]

Yes but John Macain never used a Rought beg nor a toilet like that/ or knew how to use em... The joke is He gets people to help him to do it :D

[CountArtha]

The joke is that they're comparing him to a dog left behind by his owners.

"Apparently several of the windows were open a crack so he was in no real danger."

"Well, lucky for the Senator!"

[Sethern53]

You killed it for us all dude....

[CountArtha]

It's what I do...

[birthmarkslaya26]

LOL "Palin to visit McCain today; alaskan governor's scent said to soothe him"

[CurlyXP]

Reminds me of the time I accidentally left my dog in my car overnight. :P

[DJCatylist]

HAHA election campaign bunker

[NoodlePowa]

lol the D-O-C-T-O-R

[Deathgizmo]

how do these guys keep a straight face?

[reddycomit]

I'd like to see some of the bloopers.

[carwashcunt]

fuck this is a good one!

[KrissyOnBoard]

Take him to the D-O-C-T-O-R ! That is hilarious!!!!

[Stig1138]

1:50 Aw, he looks so sad...

[SkippyPLittlemen]

obama has made a lot of "change" just like he promised, but it isn't change for the good, it's change for the bad!!

[CrazedSquirrel]

Why are you trying to start a political debate on a comedy video?

[zabrak999]

Wow you are fucking retarded

[warddaddyward]

i will keep my money my guns and my freed Mr. Obama, and you can keep the change

[MercMaster101]

RIGHT ON!!!!!

[LetsGoEagles36]

How can you leave your president elect on the bus

[josiesophia]

jobs in better states!!! ha-larious!

[DaveO15]

...Yeah.

[DarthL33T]

ya i know, but if you look at the title it is kind of misleading. makes you think there was an onion mccain forgot on a bus.

[AsianCaptainObvious]

1:16

read the newsreel at the bottom. lol

[DarthL33T]

where was the onion that McCain left on the bus?

[MaciekPL87]

D O C T O R lol

[edae13]

Yea i just caught that Lol

[jmk0309]

im not saying im for mcCain or obama but if obama is so great what has he done to earn this glorified title?

[icculus90]

how bout he won a presidential election by the will of the majority (aka in a democracy)

[KillaTequilla83]

i think he means what has he done so far as president to justify his extremely high popularity. I'm not trying to be an instigator, and its obviously too early to see, but i too am confounded by how he got so poplar as to win other than the half black factor (not trying to be racist for all you pc)

[icculus90]

is your head inside your asshole, or have you just not noticed the striking difference in credibility and aptitude between our former president and our current president? he is a breath of fresh air for people who were scared our country was going to be run into the ground by some hog-tying redneck loser. this is why he is popular. anymore questions?

[Cheriosalways]

dont insult. it deminishes your crediblity and makes you look a bit dim. now if i had said "dumb fuck" instead of "dim" it would just have a different connotation. understand?

[Marcolopolis4]

i got one

It's been 100 days, and he said he'd make a huge difference by then. Where's the "change"?

[icculus90]

are you dense? do you pay no attention to the world around you? you dont even deserve to have it explained to you. watch the fucking news and educate yourself a little bit.

[Howitzer89]

I got one

You're a dumbass.

[seanthedonconsidine]

lol love the senile shit, glad mccain lost the election!

[hax0Rzz]

lol they just poking fun at his age.

[mesmashyoudie]

Well, the point is they treat him as a pet, a dog to be exact (hence the referance to the seats he ripped and such) but also a bit to childishness with the books :)

I'd say he's more of a dog. I would trust a 5 year old with my political duties over him any day

[u0455294]

Well, the point is they treat him as a pet, a dog to be exact (hence the referance to the seats he ripped and such) but also a bit to childishness with the books :)

I'd say he's more of a dog. I would trust a 5 year old with my political duties over him any day

you're an idiot, this is a reference to him being senile, cause he's old... get it? No wonder you voted for Obama.

[kruxdelacroix]

actually mesmashyoudie is right...... you're the idiot here

[abcjuju312]

hahaha :D

[MoveMakerTV]

wow go onn!

[fishbowl4202]

i bet he really loved that book of puzzles they bought him

[rockfilmers]

too bad he couldn't figure any of them out!

[seestickglue232]

he still had his animaniacs coloring book

[Candice2883]

This still cracks me the hell up!!!!

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

ahaha i cant believe this happened how could everyone forget about him???

[M4aster]

-__-

[Vendettiv]

I can't tell if this is sarcasm...

[Skelymage]

Yes, if you look at more of their videos, you will get that these are all elaborate jokes

[Pluntfarb]

LOLOLOLOLOL this is HILARIOUS

[MikeofWyoming]

Ha ha haaa haa!!Your right!

[DarthMink]

That is hilarious. Poor guy, him and the mom from Bobby's world never had a chance.

[MikeofWyoming]

Holy crap, your the only person left on Earth that would use Bobby's world!!!

[DarthMink]

now that I said it though can you not hear it? "now then don't cha know now bobby? i gee golly tell ya what!" It's the same voice! hah

[insertnamehere0001]

ummm... at 1:30... is that supposed to be crap in front of that couch!?! or is it granola bars...

[HitmanSam007]

crap =)

[shadeana395]

its s*it man lmao

[alexbballboy]

I dont get why they are refuring him as a dog

[fo694013]

I would assume because he's old? Dunno.

[zinkerled]

well picture him scratching at the window like a dog that wants out and tell me you don't laugh

[alexbballboy]

yes I laughed but I dont get why their making him like a dog... Is it because hes old and he cant do anything by himself anymore?? Is that it?

[heyjude2704]

It's only a joke. No need to get fired up about it. There doesn't have to be any sort reason behind it. The Onion has another video about genetically mutated crabs, but that doesn't make it at all relevant.

[rpm2004]

I think that story was very relevant, just was another attempt to poke fun at the pro giant crab movement.

Hell no we won't go,giant crabs from labs are fab!

[shadeana395]

theyre honestly treating him like a dog.. i wouldnt want him as my prez if the SS was gunna have to lead him around on a leash lmao XD

[hellstudios]

Lol. :D

[amandak879]

HAHA Locating device 1:54 "For Big Dogs"

Double check they have him before locking the bus

[Sinter7777]

hahaha i live in wisconsin :]

[mcwcow]

...Campaign officials said that just to be safe, they planned to take him to the D.O.C.T.O.R.

Ironic.

[banksb420]

lmao i love the sub heading "worst mishap since McCain wondered into traffic after Ohio campaign stop"

[joystick1101]

lol the ticker 1:24 "...gargantuan extragalatic vagina"

[yessir357]

Haha this is pretty funny. And once again two people get in an argument about " I'M RIGHT. LULZ EDUCATE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SPEAK"

[burnhippiesforfuel]

i AM only fun when i'm drunk!

[agentbong138]

The best part about this one was the end "Obama promises he will get them jobs in different and better states" Making fun of the fact that Obama has made crazy and outlandish promises he obviously can't keep just to get elected.

[alchemik666]

Track collar. xD They are completely shameless with making this parody. And that's why I love this. ^^

[PeterSodhi]

Love the dog collar...

[marlonmdg]

This is hilariuos!

[zoso82]

Whats wrong? Don't you enjoy driving at 2 1/2 MPH? ;)

Old people should get their cars retro-fitted to have a FPH speedo.

I understand why they don't want to give it up though. Losing that sense of independence when you are already suffering losses of other senses must be hard to take.

I think they can be a menace on the road, but I will probably end up the same way. Driving License, dead hand and all that.

[VICTIMofLUST]

this shit is so lame and not funny, I just hope that not many idiots think it's real, as it looks so real.

You should have a disclaimer on this trash, in plain view. I have seen a bunch and not a funny one in the lot just sick and insulting or lame

[AnarchyBegins]

you kidding me? this is hilarious as fuck.

it's brilliant satire.

[VICTIMofLUST]

AnarchyBegins you said

you kidding me? this is hilarious as fuck.

it's brilliant satire.

I was talking about all the crap they make none of it is funny, not very good satire ether.

The book animal farm is good satire this is just made up shit that is insulting, and disrespectful is not satire it may be poor lampooning at best.

wow an old man left on a bus overnight, brilliant or done to death from the day the first bus was made. Some so not funny like this one some might think it's real.

[AnarchyBegins]

lol you're so obviously American, therefore don't get most of the subtle humour in this.

The very fact that they can perfectly re-create a professional news show is amazing. You are just a douche. I'd like to see you do better.

[VICTIMofLUST]

Dude I said in my first post that, idiots might think it real as it looks so real to real it should have a disclaimer. So wow the set designer is brilliant.

That is what is wrong with it.

Butt you could be right I never saw you fuck, it could be really Hilarious, and a Brilliant Satire for someone that really knows how to Fuck.

-------------------See what I mean Satire that is just insulting is not really funny now is it, no matter how well done. It's 2ndGrade or childish. Is that what you like.

[AnarchyBegins]

boring.

[Kdzanis]

i live there..well close

[IMattDamon]

This is okay but still not as good as that 96oz Lasagna video. Now THATS the best video on youtube! Look it up

[SuckMyRightToe]

It's stupid to say abortion shouldn't be allowed. Fair enough if you want to preach moral beliefs but it's the mothers choice whether she wants it or not.

[aggiefitz]

No it is not her choice.

She does not get to choose whether her child lives or dies.

Since you were NOT aborted, you get to tell the world that it's ok.

[SuckMyRightToe]

Well funnily enough, according to the law, it is. Many a baby has been saved by abortion, these children would otherwise be unloved, put to adoption, and lead for the most part a very depressing life.

[aggiefitz]

Since when has law been right? Until 1865, it was the law that Blacks only counted as a fraction of a person.

And who are you to decide that death is better than life?

[SuckMyRightToe]

The law may not be right in your moral views but that doesn't change the fact that the mother is legally allowed an abortion if she wants it. And you see to have misread because I said it was the mothers choice, not mine. Your niave to think every life is worth living

[SuckMyRightToe]

I didn't say the law was right, I said you sound stupid, which your still not failing at doing. Not every life is worth living, your an idiot to say the only valid reason for abortion is if the mother may die. What about rape victims? What about if the husband left and the mother would have to bring the baby up on there own? I'd suggest sorting your own morals out before attacking others.

[imgoingtoeatu22]

i understand rape victims and birth complications but if the husband left she could just put it up for adoption its not that hard for the one giving the baby away its if you're trying to adopt a baby

[SuckMyRightToe]

What about the child though, the new parents may bring the child up living a lie or decide to tell the kid the truth. Either way it could fuck them up up in the long run.

[psychoinhell]

Was this posted before or after that psycho woman said that black guy robbed her because she worked as a volunteer for the McCain campaign? Seems like she was this McCain's daughter :P

[anarchy22x]

NICE!!!! Funny as shittttttt

[bdbd]

"..take him to the d-o-c-t-o-r." too fkn funny

[Alejandro634]

I love this video, haha.

[AFTinternational]

lol even the opening made me laff

[gcdcjccc]

i believe this. when Cindy holds Johns' hand it's not because she loves him

[jeepo88]

the onion is hilarious, I love this channel...very funny and creative

[NYG5]

no, bush has only been running a half assed occupation of iraq, which only a small percentage of americans take a direct part in (aside from paying taxes).

world war two was a total war that geared the entire economy towards war

[aweiss]

When a country is fully geared for war life sucks.

[rockellramsey]

ahaha that cant be real,

i just got to the part where

it showed the bus , lol it looked

like a shitload of cats in heat freaked

out in that bus. " we bought him some black licorish and a book of puzzles that should keep him busy for awhile" hahahah, lmfao.