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  • fucking sad fans dont even know the characters name,other than that..Fuck you Batman

  • one of the funniest videos on youtube.

  • People that tended to bitch about this film where the intellectually inept that just wanted lots of action and no real story. This wasn't an action movie, get over it, not everything with super hero's needs to be explosions and cheesy villains.

  • batman begins > the dark knight/watchmen > everything else

  • this movie was about as close as you can get to watchmen in real life. everybody who complains is stupid and obviously is a pompus ass. 300 is the best comic book movie ever made and this comes second. sure zach snyder isnt good on his own stuff but with comics you can be sure to see a faithful adaption. stop whinning it was amazing and deffinately great as a movie alone.

  • Ironman > Watchmen > Thor > the rest.

    It is very difficult between ironman and watchmen, two very different but still awesome movies.

  • @newera4my watchmen has a lot more meaning

  • i walked out of the movie a hour and a half into it. waste of my time and money. the commercials made it look like it was going to be a great movie. i was very disappointed.

  • I hadn't even heard of the Watchmen novel before I saw this movie but it is one of my very favourite movies. So as a movie it's great. Then I can understand ppl who has read the novel(s?) and hate it if the movie doesn't follow the original. I wouldn't have liked a Spiderman who shot web out of his ass or a Batman who shot laser out of his eyes either.

  • the movie was weak

  • This is exactly how I felt with this movie. I knew nothing about it and walked out of the theatre so confused and frustrated.

  • I think better answers would be:

    Dr. Manhattan? He's.. blue, right? Glowy.

    Silk spectre? Hot.

  • SNAAAAAAKE!

  • We need good film makers to make great books into great films.

    To kill a mocking bird,one flew over the cuckoos nest.,misery shawshank.

    Tv did pride and predujice.

    I can't think of any producer who would do a good job.

    Because the studios would not give anyone artistic licence to do so.

    Watchmen was visually pleasing but that was it.

    Take the bean counters out of Hollywood and take a chance.

  • @Yehbytheway Last time I checked, To Kill a Mocking Bird was made into a wonderful black and white movie.

  • @Yehbytheway I should have wrote 'I can't think that any producer would be allowed to do a good job'

  • @Yehbytheway

    i thought that Fight Club was a great book, and they did a great job of making it into a movie.

  • LOL great work

  • It was CRAP.

  • i have the book.....unread...i have the dvd...unwatched....couldnt be bothered!!

  • @pogiewogie sell them both

  • you want somthing really funny watch solidus445s videos amizing

  • It's OK, I devised a test to see if they do know it. Say to them, "tell me about Bubastis," if they say something along the lines of, "isn't HE the WHITE TIGER," you have your answer.

  • THIS IS best video in watchmen comic history of the movie thumbs up if u with me!!

  • David Hayter? Screen writer for xmen and Solid Snake's voice?

  • HAHAAHHHAHAH

  • THAT IS NOT DAVID HAYTER

  • lol @ the guy calling himself "David Hayter" YER NOT SNAKE!

  • what a bunch of mind wasting garbage

  • @OregonOutlaw2000 Yep, it's called comedy, because people like to laugh. You're a brilliant guy!

  • @ANONONTHEJEWTUBE You want good comedy watch stevan crowder

  • Lol at the fat guy running away with whatever amount of dignity he had left.

  • spectrum of devices and player-FUCK YOU

  • I watched it before reading the comic, though from what my Dad says who was a big fan of the comic when it first came out it kept pretty close to the story. I personally LOVED the movie, and thought it was brilliant.

  • the trailer was awesome

  • lol i read it and im like half the age of these people.

  • David Hayter, haha

  • the movie sucked ass

  • wow david hayter aka solid snake did the screenplay. thats funny

  • i actually really really really liked the movie. a lot of people say it sucked. i thought it was so fucking great. and i yes i did read the graphic novel before i saw it so i do have some reference. i fell in love with them both

  • Damn, hahahahha

    I would like to read the Awesome Epic script : p

  • watchman sucks

  • that movie is mediocre

  • I don't get your joke.

    Great graphic novel, mediocre movie.

  • i now see why tv is part of your title name. Brought down your entire network in quality ... seen 7ish other vids all good...

  • fantastic movie. i just started reading the comic and its great too!

  • This movie sucks It was 3 hours long, slow running, boring plot, I part's it was so dark I could not see what was happening I would rate it R for Retarded

  • lol, "idk, the water guy..."

  • BLUE DONG!!!

  • Lol this movie had a good soundtrack and everything else sucked haha.

  • @soadratmetc Untrue. The soundtrack was good. It also had one of the most artistically brilliant opening credit sequences ever. And Rorschach was awesome. Other than that, yeah it sucked.

  • @OnionBubs

    Agreed!

  • @OnionBubs Actually, I found that the ultimate cut was very good - and even the director's cut was a sound improvement over the one that made it to theaters. I do agree that the normal version is somewhat lacking, though.

  • "The most highly-anticipated graphic novel"

    I know some comics,.. but i never heard of it. I did had some pics of rorsach, but i never knew it was a comic character, it just looked cool.

    Ok,.. so who actually read the comic? Motion comic does no count.

  • I did, you should give it a shot if you have the time.

  • I guess so,.. i know the comic is widely available now, ive seen it lying around a few times now, but wasnt impressed by the artwork.

    I guess i'm a bit spoiled with comics as Dawn and Aria Angela, and i got a thing for female leads, so a group of guys usually turns me off. Especially if their wearing spandex or walking around half naked most of the time.

    But thats just me i guess.

  • Well, it's not exactly typical comic book fare either.

  • Come on thats gruel :"D

  • I don't get the point of this...

    Guy: Hey did you see the trailer for the new Batman movie? It looks really good.

    Guy 2: Oh, so you read the comic already?

    Guy: No, but the trailer-

    Guy 2: DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR PLOT?

    Guy: Well I think-

    Guy 2: YOU OPINION IS INVALID GO READ THE FUCKIN COMIC!!

  • Yes, you do not get the point of this.

    When the trailer came out, loads of people were proclaiming how great the graphic novel was. This video is a satire of those people who hadn't actually read the book.

  • Got it... thanks for the explanation, I actually was not aware of that.

  • @linkinwayne

    Graphic novel? You mean comic, right?

  • LOL @ The gay fat guy in the beginning.

  • Coglioni!

  • Rorschach FTW! he is so badass!

  • Rorschach kicked fuckin ass in the movie and is still one of my favorite dc heroes and the movie was fuckin EPIC fuck all of you who thought it was gay.

  • Ditto!

  • Anybody who didn't like this movie needs their super heroes spoon-fed to them .

  • I wouldn't say I didn't like it, but I thought it was kind of "meh".

  • Meh is not a critique.

    That's just being lazy.

  • Well, that's pretty much all i can say about the movie. It was "meh", it wasn't boring, but it wasn't all that interesting or involving either.

    Is that a more appropriate critique for you, Superstar?

  • I read watchmen when i was 13... and since then have read all 12 installments like maybe 40 times. (Exaggeration) and in movie terms, it was probably the only movie to directly fallow the comic, and do it perfectly. It flowed well, had extremely good acting, and amazing action and CG work. One of the best movies ever, and is under appreciated.

  • How can you say it followed the movie directly.... the ending was nothing like the book at all. I don't remember any giant squid, the entire thing was blamed on Dr. Manhattan. Let alone the fact that the heroes seemed to have super powers (regarding Dr. Manhattan) they were ordinary people. If they threw a punch the bad guys didn't go flying. Terrible movie and maybe suggest reading the story again if you think the movie followed the book.

  • really... i think i have read it more then you ever will so i will go ahead and say no shit the end was different moron... and if the people are so super powered then why did rorschach get tackled and beat up by like 5 cops? really? Terrible movie? the only movie i can think of that fallowed the book almost to a t as well as watchmen did was another alan moore book... v for vendetta... i suggest you go watch the movie again.

  • What is watchmen? the most epic superhero movie and graphic novel of all time.

  • i love the script the most <3

  • i am a mega lee

  • :D :D :D

  • MOMMY

  • lol. this is funny.

  • Wtf there all hyper bout the movie but dun know shit bout it :S

  • It's a joke, Zeafang...

    They're actors...

  • lol, im stupid ^^

  • that movie sucked

  • Fuck off, troll.

  • I lol'd

  • aha this is so true

  • "Possibly dinosaurs" :'}

  • ur not david hater... david hater is so bad ass that he is solid snake... btw he did not write the screenplay he got cut from it

  • Is that true? I heard he was going to write the screenplay for the Metal Gear Movie, but got rejected.

  • Yeah I think he did. But considering that Hayter does the all known voice of Solid Snake, he has to at least have something to do with the Metal Gear film(if it ever comes out anyway).

  • Actually, the script used in the movie is basically unchanged from his version as far as I know, the other writer basically just changed the time frame from modern day back to 1985. I agree about the actor though, they could have made him look at least a LITTLE bit like David Hayter, it's not like it's hard to find a photo of him. Hell, he probably would have agreed to be in this sketch himself!

  • The fat one was making me lmfao

  • Lol

    "What about Dr. Manhattan?"

    "Dr.Manhattan.....she's great I love her"

    hahahhahahahhahhaha

  • is the plot that hard to understand lol

  • hahaha people fail

  • waterman, lol

  • WATERGUY

  • I love this video, definetly proved it's point.

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • ...They have film-critic written all over them...

  • wtf is with all the insults about comic / movie this man

  • This video is awesomr!!

  • is this fake?

  • why does everyone say that on all of these guys vids lol of course it's fake.

    AAnd what is watchmen seriously I haven't actually thought about it until now everyone was saying it was great before it came out I don't even know if it's out now

  • its out in australia now, and its actually pretty good, only bad thing is it went for fucking forever (160 minutes)

  • I watched it at home and I wish it went on longer.

  • But the movie is like 2 and a half hours long.

  • Actually it does go on longer. It is a six hour movie, but they took out half to make it shorter. I watched a few deleted scenes like Hollis Manson's murder.

  • it was in the movie... the part where the gang killed him?

  • facepalm

  • no shit

  • Haha, that was great

  • 5 STARS - because you made that fat guy run!

  • hahha so true no ones has fuckin clue what its about!!! lol just a big trailer and big budget but no clue ......... still

  • it really is, but it was cool haha

  • lol soooooooo tru

  • YAY Brooklyn Heights!

  • HAHA!

  • oh my god I lolled so hard

  • Possibly dinosaurs <3

  • "Dr. Manhatten, oh, I think SHE's awesome!"

    roflamo

  • lol david hayters more gangsta than that though

  • i havent seen the movie yet, but i just finished the novel...so i think i deserve to watch :P

  • This is the best book EVER! lol these guys are funny

  • its a very good book, read it b4 the movie to get pumped up and the book is sweeeeetttt

  • My Uncle loves graphic novels and he mailed me the book a couple months before the movie came out and I really enjoyed it. I guess I'm lucky cus I probably wouldn't have read it otherwise. I really liked the movie too although the actor who plays Ozmandius is kinda lame and doesn't really carry the role very well.

  • oz is pretty gay

  • What the character from the book or the actor in the movie? I thought the original character was pretty good, maybe not great but he fit well into the story.

  • Can some one tell, what the fuck is a graphic novel?

  • A novel that uses graphics aka pictures to convey a story. It is basically a fancy word for comic book.

  • A comic book, but in novel form. Usually adult in nature.

  • A graphic novel is a comic book that follows the structure of a novel. Beginning, plot, climax, an ending, etc.

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  • I hadn't even heard of Watchmen until I heard about the movie. I went out and got the book right away. I loved it so much, I HAVEN'T seen the movie. I'm scared of it ruining it.

  • Same here.Sort of. TheAmazingAtheist(youtuber) reccomneded the movie/bok to his fans. I didnt feel like seeing the movie, but went out and bought the comic.

    Brilliant!

  • Reading through comments...apparently 90% of people are also to stupid to understand "parody".

  • The only problem with Watchmen is that 90% of people aren't intelligent enough to "get it". I thought it was amazing (though it took a while to get used to the blue penis).

  • man, this is a parody..:) so calm down ya, they know what they are talking about, its just a funny take of the whole watchmen thing,.

  • Its a parody? I thought this was for reals

  • Its a parody...

  • Wait... you think that the video is real? JAJA

    YOU THINK THAT THE FAT BOY JUST START TO RUN 'CAUSE HE CANNOT ANSWER A FUCKING WATCHMEN QUESTION?

    HOW IDIOT ARE YOU...?

  • I'm a very gullible person okay? DUNT JUDGE ME!!

  • how idiot are you? lol

  • Honestly, I was one of those...

    "Hey! Movie based on my favorite graphic novel! Neato!" But I heard it was rated R, so I was sure I couldn't see it with the Mum. Especially with the language, dark undertone, and blue penis.

    Then everywhere I saw people carrying the comic claiming there love for it. Most of them didn't even get it.

    -_-

  • This does raise a good point.

    Many people see watchmen and become ver frustrated and annoyed that this is not just another mindless action superhero movie, where they fight crime and try to get a girlfriend.

    The masked heroes is so much a symbol for seeing real life, that it's barely about superheroes. If you know this and accept this when you see the movie or read the bokk/graphic novel, you will properly enjoy it very much..

  • does anyone kno when the movie is coming 2 dvd?

  • Fantastic video

  • This is pretty funny. The movie was pretty good and as an adaptation better than I was expecting but the book could never be beat.

  • This movie was epic. This and Sherlock Holmes are going to be the best movies of all time this year.

  • Read the book then you'll get it.

  • u know why u didnt get the plot, because they said at th end asshole

  • Well that just proves it sucks. What kind of movie is just a random vulgar events, until the end?

  • well watchmen is lol

  • Miroku6510: Ooh, profanity! Seriosly, how miserably uptight do you have to be to hate a movie because someone said some four-letter words?

  • Are you retarded? You think "profanity" only refers to language? I didn't really mind the langauge, although it did get a little annoying. Most of the movie reminded me of a ten-year-old trying to be cool because he can say "fuck". Only, it wasn't the language that bothered me, but the random, often irrelevant events that looked like they were just put up there to get some hype. Don't get me wrong, I love it when there are gory war movies, but Watchmen was just... why the fuck did they do that?

  • Honestly, my thoughts on Watchmen was that it was just too simple. A movie isn't awesome because you have a girl getting raped, a blue guy with a penis, a bone coming threw an arm (although that was kind of cool) and a shit load of confusion. I'm sorry.

  • i feel the same way , though the explosions were awesome, but not 3 hours of explosions

  • You're contradicting yourself. How can a movie that confused you be too simple?

  • Alan Moore disconnected himself with the film world after "League of", was released, not before this shit tank of a movie. This comic did something that no other comic did, and in the film nothing is able to breathe. I feel no connection to any characters like I did with the comic. If you want to make a "good" film, then you have to make the audience care about the characters, something this film couldn't do but the comic could.

  • omg this was so funny!!! by the way Edward Blake and Walter Joseph Kovacs all the way!!!

  • My favorite prat of the movie was when water guy and Dr. Manhattan sword fight on dinos and detective guy figures it was man who killed the dinosaurs.

  • "Prossibly Dinosaurs?" LOL!! :D

  • hilarious :D !!!!

    dr manhattan yea she rules!

  • Great Now i'm interested! :)

  • that guy was retarted he thought dr.mannhatan was a girl