Roseanne Single Married Female Part 1

[FrailShiver]

Ummm anyone gonna lock up before going dancing? Anyone?

[laisydaisy30]

Kinda sad, Dan saying what he said about "In God we trust" being the proud motto of our nation. Too bad more people don't feel that way!

[ChicagoTyme2]

@intoxxxicologist Yeah she was. I didn't like how they made Jackie's character later on in the series. Her humor was still there, but they made her so damn homely. Constant jeans and sweaters. All of her haircuts sucked, and she looked so old. I know everyone ages, but its the way they made her. Jackie hardly wore make up anymore, the dresses like Stacie use to wear, I miss younger and silly Jackie. When she became a mom and got with Fred, every thing about her went boring.

[LiaKosinski]

@ChicagoTyme2 Well Fred WAS a boring guy, so obviously its contagious. lol

[sgtforge21]

wtf? the scene where bev asks jackie to defend her and jackies reaction were cut out of syndication and on netflix

[themack355]

Tracy can wear anything she wants...got it!?

[ClythiaMystica]

LOL!!!! jackie is so thrilled at how the blonde one treated her devilish mother

[SpiderBatwoman]

George was my favorite character on this show :)

[RollerDisc88]

Bev pwned!

[RollerDisc88]

when Leon said she could dye her hair black and gain 200 pounds, he was refering to Roseanne

[raiders2000]

..that's Gary from Cheers LMAOOO..

[morticiamortician]

lmao so hard @ jackie @ 4:07

i feel like dancin~

[mileyfan98]

"I don't THEENK SO!!!!!" hahahahahahaha

[WildDogShadow]

Yeah, you had me going. So you know what? No punishment.

Really?

No, but had you going!

[alitam219]

1:00 Does that guy Pete not want to go out with Stacey? It's like he's making sure she's the only Stacey that works there....you know?

[moniquenikol]

@alitam219

i think she is either too young or too hot for him

[moniquenikol]

@alitam219 actually i think he is just surprised that he gets a hot date LOL

[13MrMurphy]

@alitam219 I think that he was just making sure she was his date. Did you hear him ask if they sold lottery tickets it was his lucky day he was in awe of how gorgeous Stacey is.

[rani1223]

OMG 2:05-2:16 Jackie's hair is on fire!

[yummymami1]

@rani1223 it's from the coffee..durrr!

[rani1223]

@yummymami1 I know, "durr"!

[RENTluver06]

where is roseanne in this episode?? this is like the onlym episode where shes not in the beginning!

[celticmoon2006]

I think she was on complete bed rest from the pregnancy during this episode and the next two (the clip shows.)

[RENTluver06]

ok ok

[midnightblackmoon]

Man whats wrong with bev every time she meets someone new she starts judge that person on sigh. Im mean im not crazy about stacy but she didnt even know her.

[sgtforge21]

man it's amazing how much they cut out on syndication, 3:37 to 3:47 was cut out

[ichigoxmarura15]

Stacy Traci LOL

[luvsherhubby]

where has roseanne been these last dew episodes? isn't it call roseanne

[sgtforge21]

risky pregnancy taking it easy

[sgtforge21]

man. traci was HOT back then

[justaguyfriend]

She was, wasn't she? I'm much more into her blind date, Pete, but when Jackie asks Leon if he "find"s "her at all attractive"? I can easily see what's attractive about her.

[lexington762]

ahhh andy is cute!!!!!

[chitosworld010]

bev is funny sometimes

but i really hate the sound of her annoying voice

[Christopherwilder47]

is it weird that im 19 and watch roseanne?

lol

i dont care this show is awesome!

[Ifeedafrica]

How is that weird? I'm younger than you

[luvsherhubby]

i'm 17 and i've been watching it since i was 11

[cjvining17]

I can't stand Stacy. I don't even remember her, so I hope that means that she's not in the show for very long.

[justaguyfriend]

I think she only did 3 episodes. Of course... this is Traci Lords- a very famous pop culture figure at the time. Considered the Princess of Porn (before that lame Jenna Jameson came along). Anyway, she rules. She NAILED Bev here! She was also in John Waters' masterpiece, Serial Mom. One of the funniest movies of all time! And I bought 2 copies of her 1995 techno album, 1000 Fires - which is AMAZING!

[Patrina87]

LOL, the way you just treated my mom, I feel like dancing.

[soulierinvestments]

5:50 Joseph Gordon-Leavitt in his early early period. Apparently the writers couldn't see the regular long term comic implications of this friendship, but it could have been Beaver and Gilbert with wise guy parents.

At least Joey's character in 3rd Rock got some girls. That was a career move in the right direction

[ScinLaeca358]

He looked like a little girl even back then.

[abracrow1000]

George is like a twelve year old David!

[catlogic11]

At this time, george is starting to get his long "tommy" hair

[emilyosmentrokz]

Ok this is so random but I just Got my mileyworld packet lol this is my 44th episodeof roseanne in a row lol im addicted

[samjonsch]

i know me two im going to watch every eposode

[Tanavids]

I like how the baby needs to be changed, so Dan just puts him back in the crib!

[LazyLimonada]

washington never chopped down a cherry tree

[emilyosmentrokz]

ya he did

[LazyLimonada]

"Answer: As far as we know, no. In fact, Washington's biographer, Mason Weems, wrote a book called "The Life of Washington" shortly after his death where he created this myth as a way to show Washington's honesty."

So no he really didn't.

[Sambohd29]

Your right he really didn't ever do that. It's a fact.

[LazyLimonada]

i bet ppl thought me saying that was unpatriotic or something

[MACingyouup]

LazyLimonada- Some people just go crazy with the thumbs down/thumbs up buttons. Maybe some of them were moody.

[virtilevacation]

Haha, yeah they probably did. Wait till they grow up and find out he participated in satanic orgies.

[LazyLimonada]

lololol i didnt even know that but now im gonna look it up!!

[virtilevacation]

I might be thinking of Benjamin Franklin, but either way you weren't wrong in what you said about the whole cherry tree thing.

[Mi55ery]

he did?

[dgbsexy012]

george is so cute.

[SpearmintGalaxy]

Aww! Dan and the baby look so cute sitting on the couch together!

[cuteandpretty90]

omg u r sooooooo right! they look cute together.