Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth & her vagina?
A: Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.
Actually, since all of her kids are retards, especially Bristol, it's more like only 5 retarded things came out of her vagina, as opposed to her mouth. But the joke is more effective if you just say "one retarded thing."
Alaska has to be one of the stupidest states in the US. Anythng Republicans do Alaskans will follow with the most blind devotion, that its no wonder AK is the only state Obama has yet to visit. Thank god some of them came to their senses and didn't put Joe Miller in the senate.
Someone should throw her in a time machine back to Vietnam.. The Woman has no idea what War actually does to soldiers.. It's an insult to my father and his service.. Make her do some hand to hand combat with a knife, if she's so fucking Gung-Ho.. Quitter!!
I'm really hoping she runs for President in 2012 because I'd LOVE to watch her get defeated again. And folks, don't be surprised if failin' Palin's back in 2016. She's shameless. And then she blames the media for her failures. I think all the media should boycott her. Ms Palin, wake up to the reality that it's the PEOPLE who didn't want u as the next VP. It's the millions of PEOPLE who decided NOT to vote for McCain because he had U as his running mate.
@daoudrafik I think it would be an election record win for Obama, because I can't honestly believe that more than 15% of voters could vote for her. 85-15... electoral college clean sweep... it would actually make me trust America a lot more. Ironic that a fringe no-mind running for Prez could help bolster one's feelings for a country vis her utter annihilation in an election.
@steelhead2134 AMEN!! Somehow she needs to reference the brave soldiers. What do they have to do with her leaving office? I am a soldier and I cannot stand when these politicians (especially one as phony as Sarah Palin) use the troops as a sound bite or to support their own agendas. It shows a lack of respect, not a reverence.
"Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance."
Pelosi is far too dangerous to be making decisions.
@Camel76 Nancy Pelosi is not, nor has she ever been considered as a candidate for President, Palin is a dope. Please, stop kidding yourself, no one is buying it--she's dim. She's a paperweight. She's a cunt on roller skates.
I'm going to stop trolling now but you people should know that howard is a stone cold idiot on the subject of politics. He is even dumber than yall.
Stern was gung ho warmong when it was fashionable, he talked shit about muslims that alienated my liberal friends. now he piles on "racist rednecks" to fit in and avoid thinking, his whole show is like a school for bigots. We all need a good laugh but howard should know his place and stop trying to be Maher or Stewart he is a goyishe kopf dim wit
@healthhaterxx : Howard, like alot of us, was warmongering right after 9/11 because we wanted Bin Ladin brought to justice. When it became apparent that Bush had flubbed that up, what point was there to support the military activity? The war in Iraq meant nothing except as a strategy to protect US oil interest... something Bush is very interested in, no?
I am not the biggest Obama fan, but if she runs in 2012, I will GLADLY give Obama a second term than let Sarah Palin the Idiot ANYWHERE near the White House.
@euraji--You are a bigger moron than Palin. Seriously. That statement sounds like it came out of the mind of a pre schooler. You know what, not even because that would be an insult to pre-schoolers.
Anything Howard Stern says is usually against something that is good. Everyone knows that Stern basically has no conscience. When Howard Stern speaks against someone, that means they are good.
i served and this broad, in no way represents the men and/or women in military service. She does not portray a good leader when she quits when it gets tough, and then quits to make massive amounts of money. Just recently it showed she made 12 million dollars with her bull shit speaking, book signing, fox show antics. That would never be my leader, not because she's a woman, because shes ignorant and not a leader. Mccain was descent but it was terrible when he picked her, he needed to do research
because she can make more money working for FIXED news. And because she craves the limelight. No respectable politician QUITS. Ridiculous. She would have quit if she was vice prez. Pathetic. And how dare she talk about our soldiers. She thought Africa was a country.
@mikekinney288 How about she can be more effective out of the gov. because she couldn't even do her job with all the spending she had to do to defend herself against those 17 or so false ethic complaints? She said during her campaign promises that she wouldn't ever take money from the ppl for her own benefits and she stuck to her word...unlike obama. She's a much more respectable politician than obama. She wouldn't have "quit" if she was VP. She has a son who is a soldier. That was rumor.
@gcord21 wHERE ARE YOU FROM BECAUSE IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS MOST AGREE WITH YOUR SENTIMENT. SHE REALLY RAMBLES ON AND ON COVERING ALOT OF WORDS BUT LOSING ALOT OF SENSE AND OR ARGUMENTS.
@GOODBYE1209 I am from Southern California. There are conservatives that don't like her as well. She seems like a nice person but does have anything relevant to say or offer a solution. Shes starting to remind me of KING OF THE HILL's Peggy Hill.
i'm disappointed with Obama in some things (particularly in how he's letting Wall Street rip off the taxpayers), but if a total bigoted ignoramus like Palin is the GOP's nominee then i will definitely vote for Obama again even if Obama does absolutely nothing b/w now and the 2012 election.
If Palin is the presidential candidate for conservatices in 2012 they will lose. They need someone who is moderate and more with times. Not the republican base ideals are not in touch with people.
The same people that believe Palin is presidential material is the same people that would believe that the earth was flat if foxnews told them so. You people forget that she ran on the last election and look who's president. Just because you feel that all the 151 members of the tea party are all screaming doesn't mean the rest of america is. And yes even with the propaganda machine from foxnews supporting her. That should really say something about who foxnews really is.
lol im from texas and a republican.....down here and to me....she just seems like a canadian trying to be a "southern" woman sooooooooooo bad.....no one was fooled by it...she got called out on it... so she quits.
I wish someone would drag this retard out in the streets and beat her with Joe Jackson's belt. It's the talent belt! In front of a crowd baby. Maybe she'll become a talented governor. If this quiter is reelected.
Howard talks about his feeling that Palin is a quitter for resigning her job - I think the reason she resigned is to let public opinion cool regarding her inept comments, and then she'll mount her campaign for President. A cooling-off period to attempt to neutralize her public opinion. The media isn't after her - she blames "the media" for her inane comments and for berating her - if some in the media question her, let them! Robin is the ultimate syncophant , goes along with Howard regardless
I wish Sarah Palin would not act as if she is the voice of the American Soldier. She has no right to act as if she is the voice of my brothers and sisters. She needs to stop embrassing herself by opening her mouth!
does sarah palin take shits? does sarah palin have those turds that stick to your ass and you have shake your butt to get out? why the fuck doesnt she act like it then?
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Stupid fucking cunt should die.
outsider0100 1 month ago
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Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth & her vagina?
A: Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina.
Actually, since all of her kids are retards, especially Bristol, it's more like only 5 retarded things came out of her vagina, as opposed to her mouth. But the joke is more effective if you just say "one retarded thing."
TheMultioscarwinner 4 months ago
Only thing good about this whore is the whos nailin palin series - THATS IT
chipseinfeld8 4 months ago
@badasschill Oh my God I'm so ashamed that I'm laughing at that Joke so hard !
clawrence14000 7 months ago
@badasschill Brilliant
Drac39 7 months ago
Her voice is nails on a chalkboard.
stfdbitch 8 months ago
Dumb bitch
Gandalfgrey93 8 months ago 5
Does Howard always run off into rants about toll roads? Jeez, just stick to mocking Sarah Palin.
JejunumJake 9 months ago
Alaska has to be one of the stupidest states in the US. Anythng Republicans do Alaskans will follow with the most blind devotion, that its no wonder AK is the only state Obama has yet to visit. Thank god some of them came to their senses and didn't put Joe Miller in the senate.
walkoff2 10 months ago
Palin appeals only to the dumber of the two factions of neo-Jacksonians: the biggest retards and reactionary chicken-shits in America.
tstruss912 10 months ago
My only real problem with Howard Stern, and I could be wrong, is that he tries to be everything to everyone. Again, I could be wrong.
DaHonestAbe 10 months ago
@DaHonestAbe Very wrong actually. Just sayin...
smartpeoplewillagree 6 months ago
@smartpeoplewillagree If Im wrong, I can accept that.
DaHonestAbe 6 months ago
@DaHonestAbe Cool man. Peace.
smartpeoplewillagree 6 months ago
I don't get to listen to Stern a lot, is that George Takei sitting in with him???
lol, and cool if it is. Talk about a odd pair.
spunkybrewster1972 11 months ago
sarah palin's pussy is so retarded when her cum bubbles pop they go "duh duh duh duh"
johnnynthng 1 year ago
@johnnynthng I agree but that was pretty foul and wasn't funny. You can come up with something better then that.
CobainLennon8094 11 months ago
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@johnnynthng I agree but that was pretty foul and wasn't funny. You can come up with something better then that.
CobainLennon8094 11 months ago
"As a fan, let me guess the three things..."
Artie once agin derailing the entire conversation.
gridlo 1 year ago
Someone should throw her in a time machine back to Vietnam.. The Woman has no idea what War actually does to soldiers.. It's an insult to my father and his service.. Make her do some hand to hand combat with a knife, if she's so fucking Gung-Ho.. Quitter!!
wheez123 1 year ago 2
ARRRG POLITICS DURRRR AHH I'M ANGRY AND ORIGINAL!!!! SARAH PALLIN AHHH
alexworksfromhome99 1 year ago
Palin's a Cunt
MrDraugrbane 1 year ago 3
I'm really hoping she runs for President in 2012 because I'd LOVE to watch her get defeated again. And folks, don't be surprised if failin' Palin's back in 2016. She's shameless. And then she blames the media for her failures. I think all the media should boycott her. Ms Palin, wake up to the reality that it's the PEOPLE who didn't want u as the next VP. It's the millions of PEOPLE who decided NOT to vote for McCain because he had U as his running mate.
daoudrafik 1 year ago
@daoudrafik I think it would be an election record win for Obama, because I can't honestly believe that more than 15% of voters could vote for her. 85-15... electoral college clean sweep... it would actually make me trust America a lot more. Ironic that a fringe no-mind running for Prez could help bolster one's feelings for a country vis her utter annihilation in an election.
Relbl 1 year ago 2
@steelhead2134 AMEN!! Somehow she needs to reference the brave soldiers. What do they have to do with her leaving office? I am a soldier and I cannot stand when these politicians (especially one as phony as Sarah Palin) use the troops as a sound bite or to support their own agendas. It shows a lack of respect, not a reverence.
wernerburner 1 year ago 2
@wernerburner amen brother
airdna4382 11 months ago
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Dumb ass bitch!
phatlittlepiggy 1 year ago
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SeagoGuitarist 1 year ago
I love SArah Palin....She is very entertaining. One of the most ignorant human beings I've ever heard speak!!! LOL
HAHAHA1307 1 year ago
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She is much better than Nancy Pelosi.
"We have to pass the bill to see what's in it."
"Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance."
Pelosi is far too dangerous to be making decisions.
So, are Obama and Reid.
Camel76 1 year ago
@Camel76 Nancy Pelosi is not, nor has she ever been considered as a candidate for President, Palin is a dope. Please, stop kidding yourself, no one is buying it--she's dim. She's a paperweight. She's a cunt on roller skates.
JosephCa64 1 year ago
@Camel76 Damn straight
IIIGottesacker 1 year ago
the way she speaks is so fucking annoying
xn117 1 year ago 3
This is a MOron, and the sad thing is so many people love her. Love her! How retarded.
uncutwood 1 year ago
cold, but funny, Badasschill.
claure11 1 year ago
@badasschill damn bro, that is horrible.... lol....
NY1love 1 year ago
who cares about making money when i can freeload at the taxpayers expense like Sarah.
CupisHomines 1 year ago
@badasschill ....lol this 1 is going on my facebook
guitarman1958 1 year ago
@badasschill thats funny consider it stolen
TheMoe713 1 year ago
Sarah Palin reminds me a lot of the women's studies professors I've met. She's shrill, entitled, and sophomoric.
DartmouthAlum96 1 year ago 2
@badasschill - wow - nice.
ScottfromTexas 1 year ago
@badasschill i literally laughed out loud. good sir that was a welcome, thank you.
konatown5 1 year ago
"Steadfastness" George. C'mon.
CupisHomines 1 year ago
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Id fuck her but then after i wiped my dick off on her face id kick her off a cliff
tinman765 1 year ago
I'm going to stop trolling now but you people should know that howard is a stone cold idiot on the subject of politics. He is even dumber than yall.
Stern was gung ho warmong when it was fashionable, he talked shit about muslims that alienated my liberal friends. now he piles on "racist rednecks" to fit in and avoid thinking, his whole show is like a school for bigots. We all need a good laugh but howard should know his place and stop trying to be Maher or Stewart he is a goyishe kopf dim wit
healthhaterxx 1 year ago
@healthhaterxx : Howard, like alot of us, was warmongering right after 9/11 because we wanted Bin Ladin brought to justice. When it became apparent that Bush had flubbed that up, what point was there to support the military activity? The war in Iraq meant nothing except as a strategy to protect US oil interest... something Bush is very interested in, no?
DeepSouthWrestling1 1 year ago
@badasschill haha that was awesome
cboc21 1 year ago
Howard's right.; 0:13-0:19.
tthomaselli2 1 year ago
Uggh...
I am not the biggest Obama fan, but if she runs in 2012, I will GLADLY give Obama a second term than let Sarah Palin the Idiot ANYWHERE near the White House.
SteveDude01 1 year ago
@SteveDude01
Send Sarah Palin to a fuckin' insane asylum & many years of psychiatric help & therapy iinstead of The White House.
tthomaselli2 1 year ago
Arnold is having a hard time as a governor, and he worked on THE EXPENDABLES movie. I wished that fucker quitted a long time ago :-)
left4stupidbyfaith 1 year ago
Quitting, charting a new course to advance the state (Alaska). This slogan could be a new of them LOLCats posters with her face on it.
left4stupidbyfaith 1 year ago
@euraji--You are a bigger moron than Palin. Seriously. That statement sounds like it came out of the mind of a pre schooler. You know what, not even because that would be an insult to pre-schoolers.
ghostuvhunter 1 year ago 2
ya she's "fighting hard" making huge amounts of money speaking at Republican tea party conventions.
IcyScythe 1 year ago
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Anything Howard Stern says is usually against something that is good. Everyone knows that Stern basically has no conscience. When Howard Stern speaks against someone, that means they are good.
euralj 1 year ago
@euralj ; Did you smoke something when you were writing this comment?
NEPOZELJNI 1 year ago
i served and this broad, in no way represents the men and/or women in military service. She does not portray a good leader when she quits when it gets tough, and then quits to make massive amounts of money. Just recently it showed she made 12 million dollars with her bull shit speaking, book signing, fox show antics. That would never be my leader, not because she's a woman, because shes ignorant and not a leader. Mccain was descent but it was terrible when he picked her, he needed to do research
tgoodfella 1 year ago 5
If McCain had won, she'd probably have quit once things became too tough as well.
txff2002 1 year ago 6
could you see her as V.P. she'd meet with other people from other nations and not know why they dont speak english or why they need translators.
tgoodfella 1 year ago 3
Hold up, anyone that agrees with Howard stern, do you know why she quit? Just curious...
fbi10 1 year ago
because she can make more money working for FIXED news. And because she craves the limelight. No respectable politician QUITS. Ridiculous. She would have quit if she was vice prez. Pathetic. And how dare she talk about our soldiers. She thought Africa was a country.
mikekinney288 1 year ago
fbi10 1 year ago
She is now enjoying her career on FAUXNEWS.
katey1dog 1 year ago 8
When Palin talks, it sounds like shes just rambling on and on and using buzz words. It sounds like a job interview gone bad.
gcord21 1 year ago 19
WELL SAID. SPOT ON.
GOODBYE1209 1 year ago
@GOODBYE1209 Thank you. Most normally disagree with me.
gcord21 1 year ago
@gcord21 wHERE ARE YOU FROM BECAUSE IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS MOST AGREE WITH YOUR SENTIMENT. SHE REALLY RAMBLES ON AND ON COVERING ALOT OF WORDS BUT LOSING ALOT OF SENSE AND OR ARGUMENTS.
Cheers from NJ
GOODBYE1209 1 year ago
@GOODBYE1209 I am from Southern California. There are conservatives that don't like her as well. She seems like a nice person but does have anything relevant to say or offer a solution. Shes starting to remind me of KING OF THE HILL's Peggy Hill.
gcord21 1 year ago
i'm disappointed with Obama in some things (particularly in how he's letting Wall Street rip off the taxpayers), but if a total bigoted ignoramus like Palin is the GOP's nominee then i will definitely vote for Obama again even if Obama does absolutely nothing b/w now and the 2012 election.
tsartodd 1 year ago 5
If Palin is the presidential candidate for conservatices in 2012 they will lose. They need someone who is moderate and more with times. Not the republican base ideals are not in touch with people.
tgoodfella 1 year ago 2
The same people that believe Palin is presidential material is the same people that would believe that the earth was flat if foxnews told them so. You people forget that she ran on the last election and look who's president. Just because you feel that all the 151 members of the tea party are all screaming doesn't mean the rest of america is. And yes even with the propaganda machine from foxnews supporting her. That should really say something about who foxnews really is.
brickman73 1 year ago 2
I still think Sarah Palin is sexy...I'd beat that cooch.
mrtony80 2 years ago 2
lol, that campaign that howard almost did was like brewsters millions
PeterZeeke 2 years ago
Talk about lipstick on a pig! You are QUITTING because you are a QUITTER. You want to chart a new course, Palin? Enlist.
calderwis 2 years ago
lol im from texas and a republican.....down here and to me....she just seems like a canadian trying to be a "southern" woman sooooooooooo bad.....no one was fooled by it...she got called out on it... so she quits.
TheMatthew2424 2 years ago 6
The problem is Alaska is as much a part of United States of America as Texas is.
fvgbe342 2 years ago
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lamb8264 1 year ago
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Whoa!
She's NOT "like a Canadian" in ANY sense.
That hot mess and her kin are the sole property of the United States of America.
To me, she just seems to be the same person she was during the election campaign: a high functioning retard.
lamb8264 1 year ago
I wish someone would drag this retard out in the streets and beat her with Joe Jackson's belt. It's the talent belt! In front of a crowd baby. Maybe she'll become a talented governor. If this quiter is reelected.
Mike631791 2 years ago 3
Howard talks about his feeling that Palin is a quitter for resigning her job - I think the reason she resigned is to let public opinion cool regarding her inept comments, and then she'll mount her campaign for President. A cooling-off period to attempt to neutralize her public opinion. The media isn't after her - she blames "the media" for her inane comments and for berating her - if some in the media question her, let them! Robin is the ultimate syncophant , goes along with Howard regardless
pagegirl507 2 years ago
funny how her supporters seemed to dis-appear
TonyMarks2 2 years ago 6
I wish Sarah Palin would not act as if she is the voice of the American Soldier. She has no right to act as if she is the voice of my brothers and sisters. She needs to stop embrassing herself by opening her mouth!
steelhead2134 2 years ago 79
wellshe can open her mouth while i stick my dick in it
ryanr20091 2 years ago
@steelhead2134 - voice of Zionists sacrificing American soldiers for the Ziokook agenda of supporting Israel is more like it.
ScottfromTexas 1 year ago
@steelhead2134 I must agree,She is a real Dinghead!!!!!!!!!!!!
Airsoftcleaner 9 months ago 2
does sarah palin take shits? does sarah palin have those turds that stick to your ass and you have shake your butt to get out? why the fuck doesnt she act like it then?
thefriendsociety 2 years ago
And now she's just like every other vapid talking head spewing paranoid, conservative catchphrases for the sole purpose of CASHING IN!
MadameBeekeeper 2 years ago 3