Platonic Friends - Dwayne Perkins Comedy

[Monoija]

It's not all women, just the women who happen to have not so attractive male friends.

[MrFuckyoubitch69]

Man he hit the nail on the head with that!

[angelofangle]

2 girls dislikes this.

[Philly2dabone]

This is funny but too real....platonic friends useless

[MrDynomutt]

Bitter bitter bitter that describes me after hearing this joke so true

[mnypwrrspkt]

were going to keep your resume so we can call you every once in a while to complain about the guy we hired.

[TheWTFsauce]

Too True....

[punkmusicmetal]

yeah, sorry women. this is an awful business you carry on here.

[ladygodia]

LMAO!!!!!

[badass147]

i'm bout to smack a hoe!

[beeroosterm]

You CUNTS! Wait...I'M the asshole for putting up with this shit! Wait...SHE'S an asshole for knowingly doing this and then continuing to do it regardless. That's just fucking cruel. You CUNTS!...

[GreenPliskin]

Keep doing this to guys women, you'll end up a lonely cat lady who's had one too many black eyes from abusive men.

[translationwiz]

.......and just like an employer; the lady wants someone who is connected. Someone who her family will appreciate.....her friends will like/approve of, etc. Like if Bapu comes in and TOdd was sent by someone from the bosses Frat. to get a job. Bapu can have 10 degrees&willing to work for 1/2 the pay. But Bapu is gonna be on that bus for a long time. In fact, he should write a book on interviews. Unlike todd-he's going to LOTs of em until he finally gets hired.

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[scrunchiz]

Great analogy. Haha, funny stuff =)

[19Noodle]

this so funny but so fucking fucking sad cuz its true

[joncobber]

yes, too fukin tru!!!

[sn83]

platonic friends are useless

[spiderfreak20]

being one is useless

[sn83]

it really is

[G3r4pro]

damn hes right

[panama2468]

lol Funny and straight up real.

[08drano]

so fucking true