Chicken Laying egg 3, AMAZING VIEW!

[IhoptimusLime]

id duck tape it shut and let it suffer

[wozawowow]

tell ur chicken she has a nice butt

[mysterypeep55]

wow...painful breakfast

[flubbeflabber]

@Squeaky4CC Wow, you're fucking sick...

[TheXeno2000]

0:20

GORDON EYE lol

PAIN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[funkygal96]

omg now i know how much pain they go thru :((

[kerohime]

Wow I will never look at an egg the same way again, those chickens work hard to lay our breakfast!

[kaiwkc]

just curious to know how do we know whether the egg is an fertisied or unfertised (which is edible one)?

[thingkinfast]

Ive seen it in real life!

[71chevellesupersport]

Did it lay 3 eggs or was this just the third part?

[DchickenLa]

your sad

[iCokePlayer]

who ever wants to try it put a egg in ur but crack and push it out :O

[jonaleeba]

@iCokePlayer it would crack and hurt like fuck wierdo

[DiskTwenty]

DINGLE BERRIES AROUND THE EGG HOLE.

[kongfumonkey]

I bet that u made the chicken lay that egg Lol Jokeing

[HORRORTV1]

Does it feels good?

[Lenangreal]

chicken pono

[malninno]

I wonder if that feels good... ?

[iceys1113]

push that egg out!!

[realIBeliX]

*cummed* sexy

[Regisonny]

you ol' chicken pornographer

[moitoto78]

fap fap fap

[msbj10]

PUSH PUSH

XD

[WESKER96]

Breakfast anyone?

[JetBlackDragons]

mmmmm... me please!

[nisanisb]

ayıptır yav

[sonictheultimatepawn]

0.0 what was i just watching back away from the computer slowly

[jesse12341]

i dont know how you guys can watch that :P

and i dont know how i can either. hahaha

my cockatiel just layed 4 eggs..

and then only 2 lived.;

and then she just layed 5 more :|

[GreyGooseVodka555]

Scrambled Egg Anybody/????

ahahahahaha

[golddigg3r8000]

it looks likke it was constapated lmao great vid

[kneener109]

good video! my chickens are way to cranky to allow me to take this kind of video! they actually pant when they are laying.

[sydneyoyo123]

its like hes poooooooping

[soubi33]

he? ahaha. "she"

[nickelandimed]

the way you lift the feathers up to get a better view makes this look like chicken pornography

[petitesphinx]

Very interesting. How do you know when your hens will lay? And how can you get close to them while they are laying? We just got our hen and I never know when or where she'll lay, so we're searching the barn for her one egg.

[MoterPants]

They normally cluck around and start digging with their feet. Its really cute :)

[speedy9210]

true howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Zeviel]

wow!! thats so cool.. i have to say i'm glad i'm not a chicken.. do you think it hurts? or its like when we do a nice big poop?

[LiangRome]

Wouldn't it be mean to poke it back in when it's pushing out? Hahahaha

[neg8qre]

good girl! :D

[Commuter8]

wow most amazing

[Foresthunter2]

wow if we were chickens, we would be giving birth to eggs and humans eat them...

[MonocleStoat]

No no, that would be like someone eating menstrual fluid.

[MoterPants]

No its not... you are sick minded!!!

So is drinking cow milk like eating puss???

[MonocleStoat]

I'm not sick minded, dear, it's a fact. When a hen expels an egg it is exactly the same biological process as a woman going through menstruation and getting rid of her unfertilized egg once a month. Similarly, hens get rid of unfertilized eggs, though there is no blood involved and the egg is much bigger.

Yes, there is a certain amount of pus in every carton of milk. I believe the USDA puts a limit on how many pus cells are allowed in each liter.

[MonocleStoat]

I'm not sick minded, dear, it's a fact. When a hen expels an egg it is exactly the same biological process as a woman going through menstruation and getting rid of her unfertilized egg once a month. Similarly, hens get rid of unfertilized eggs, though there is no blood involved and the egg is much bigger.

Yes, there is a certain amount of pus in every carton of milk. I believe the USDA puts a limit on how many pus cells are allowed in each liter.

[bhsp]

imagine doing this everyday...ouch

[chalinonando]

I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK A HEN8D

[djake93]

Eww. just plain eww

[MoterPants]

... okay????

[MoterPants]

... okay????

[PropheticallyPoetic]

Great thought...horrible video. LEARN HOW TO FOCUS YOUR CAMERA!

[EmmyxMorbid]

I'm sure she didn't like the camera all up on her chicken cunt. = ] Cool.

[Rkamlage]

i didnt find it funny just amazing

[The0neAnd0nIy]

lol id push the egg back in lol

[cousinofoz]

weird shit mother fucker

[yin7yang7wolf7]

You are mentally ill to find that funny that's fucking That's Gross!

[MonocleStoat]

Do you eat eggs?

[MoterPants]

Yes i do =)

[ragemanchoo82]

Monocle really ought to get off Youtube if THIS video bothers him. I mean, really.

[MoterPants]

Yup ^^

[MoterPants]

Yes i do =)

[MoterPants]

Yes i do =)

[MoterPants]

lol :D

[altas7]

now this is an emotionally modified chiken. lol = ) she forgets that she's a hen. hens in the farm while laying their eggs would usually puff their feathers big and makes angry noise if something or someone comes near to them... and worse if you touch them they will bite you. it's very dangerous when hens bit you and locked their jaw.. it can tear your skin off. hehe just kiddin! = ) the hen said.." i want privacy but if this video could make my life longer, so be it."

[catnipmouse]

Wow! Amazing. My hens would never allow that! =)

[MitchStar]

...ew...

[Sylvana774]

my name does not have an I in it.

[MoterPants]

No, I don't think it is possible to have a half egg stick out of them.

[BlueEyed65000]

Can a hen ever "half way lay an egg"? I mean can they go for a while with half of it sticking out before they completly lay it? When i was little my neighbors had chickens and it seems quite frequently I remember seeing hens with *what looked to me at the time like* half an egg sticking out of them! Is that possible or am I just remembering wrong?

[15FUCKINGRIBBITS]

heh chicken vag

[MoterPants]

we ate it.

[videonut33]

In other words, Sylvania774, they were infertile.

[Sylvana774]

wat was thing at the end? i wanted to see it!!! oh well did they hatch? or were they infertile eggs?

[Bummop]

Nice chicken!

[CORNSiLK]

She's really quiet about it, my birds usually cackle about it a little when they lay an egg.

Nice bird :)

And yes, barred rocks are brown egg layers. Most of the popular egg laying breeds are, actually.

[MoterPants]

yup barred rocks lay brown eggz lol :P

[videonut33]

I've just found out that your hen, since she's a Barred Rock, tuns out the eggs she've been laying ARE brown!!!

[exitabc]

ouch

[widdley24]

that does look really really grosssssssss!!!!! lol

[MoterPants]

I don't knw XD

[videonut33]

ARE THOSE EGGS BROWN?

[MoterPants]

Yes

[MoterPants]

Yes

[extremebeyond]

why? oh dear!