fast like a cheetah

[ForceMajeure360]

any relation to john mayer? :D

[recon500]

I will calm your heart, with a cool island song

[afromime]

The people demand a workout tutorial.

[Bandaids4ever]

The boner killed me.

[Bpoli2014]

I live in concord, let's race.

[DisturbedMurf]

You call yourself a cheetah, are you by chance a Furry?

[PaganWitchDoctor]

You look so confident when you say you are the fastest man in New Hampshire and I believe you.

[cultmiester]

cheese... american

two contradictory terms here

[sukablianah2]

this is awesome watched it 5 times, and gonna watch more, and its more awesome with every watch

[Franc100101]

I am so glad i was in here watching this video, since it saved me from being in the hazardous environment outside, being potentially run over by a car or attacked by rabid dogs.

[Peace4Egypt]

I find this video very easy to masturbate to...

[Alexlikestoast96]

TJ brought me here

[ALLDAYERRYDAYLEGIT]

Do you vote Ron Paul? :)

[4BlueberryWaffles]

I understand why TJ likes this guy. I like him for the same reasons.

[Psypoxity]

You are a neat human being.

[mothurman]

Why does Tj like so many pointless things.

[ParaSpite]

what

[TheGuyWhoReviewGames]

wow taa gave you a shout out.

[N3XMILLIONAIRE]

and I'm faster than 80% of all snakes.

[OshitOshitOshit]

WHAT!?

[mescalinedose]

what the actual fuck is going on with this guy omg

[discoBoy745]

da fuck ???

[Potemuki]

The channel contains more than just 1 video...

[Frodojo111]

I find this insanely scary.

[lordzardon666]

At first I thought this video was absolute shit, but the ending was a real redeemer.

[Pakanahymni]

What in the seven rings of hell did I just watch?

[superduperjew]

wtf

[Fritzisor]

There go 2 and a half minutes of my life i'm not getting back...

[McBlemmen]

@Fritzisor boohoo 2 whole minutes

[oexnorth]

Godammit TJ.

[bangNL94]

Tha fuck did I just watch?

:')

[thiscynicalathiest]

That sammich looked delightful, and now im hungry

[DjapDude11111]

lmao are you high?

[dumbnetworks]

OMG this is crap

[TheBrettBretterson]

2:05

That's how Denny's makes him FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

[MurdocB7]

fastest man ever eh? no hit with the ladys then ;)

[Ben35119]

DAMN this guy is fast.

[Varghjarta]

My fucking gods that look tasty!

Must find out what that is, sourdough bread is awesome on it's own even!

[alvin105]

wtf did i just watched?

[sukablianah2]

Do you have Italian roots?

[TheSmashDoctor]

HEY YOU GUYS KNOW WHATS AWESOME!? DENNY'S!!!!

[iheartnonamejane]

Raging boner and Denny's!! Everyone is a winner unless you've had the unique pleasure of spending the night at Jerry Sanduskys and getting that combination for breakfast becuase the Denny's will be dessert.

[P4INKiller]

I'm so glad I watched this video. I don't know what the outcome would be had I not watched it.

[guitarsxrxausome]

watching this required some serious effort

[cobolt13]

Fast snail

[Scottishkid100]

What the fuck did i just watch?

[welcometoskyvalley]

I can't believe how fast he is.

[HaploidCell]

TJ and I are both boner-joke-connaiseurs.

[Moreviolent]

Sweet V-neck bro. Did your mom pick that out for you?

[ClearCritic]

@Moreviolent

yes

[Kackamann1]

@ClearCritic nice

[wasserbrunner]

are these comments real?

[NoLifeTehRs]

wtf lmfao

[50GoDown]

The amazing athiest? 

[DCadulusJake]

Some fat-ass who likes bananas sent me...

[DesecrateConformity]

@DCadulusJake The Amazing Atheist? He sent me here too!!

[OMGiSeeAnuke]

did you go to pinkerton academy?

[whitechapel610]

Hahahaha everybody saw tjs vid and came here. Hes pretty funny.

[zeppelin88ab]

dude make more vids like this!!

[Newworld444]

Make more vids like this. Please.

[evansKINGwalker]

Rotflmao this is the funniest vid I saw today. This made my day.

[AgedHarmonics]

Fast food makes you fast, gotcha

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

What the fuck is this!?!? Where did he get Denny's? And can I subscribe!? XD

[kylekaotikk]

.... What am I watching?

[ChurchofScientology5]

That's a very nice white wall you have there.

[Zandous1]

he is fucking fast, i think hes the real world version of the superhero flash

[Forehead2Brick]

LOL

[shimmeringbloodfeast]

amazing..

[gokisoul]

what am i watching

[TheTako400]

Damn it, TJ!

[RagdollRalph]

TJ sent me (us).

[DantehMan]

That was really fucking fast

[MellonDramatic]

bonerific

[BenRen316]

@sukablianah2 Ah right, thanks.

[d0ck47]

i don't even...

[CyberSpectrumND]

Glad TAA linked me here. I like this kind of stuff

[AnthropomorphicHorse]

linked here by TJ...feel cheated.

[iosuVakerizzo]

@AnthropomorphicHorse yeah, big time!

[SupaHughman]

@AnthropomorphicHorse AH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[FuryFlurry1]

Chester the Cheetah

[BCBtheBeastlyBeast]

huh. don't think i'll ever understand this. But i like it.

[CallMeMrNameless]

0:05

0:11

That is simply AMAZING!! You got from your room onto the street in a split second! Then you ran slowly for a few seconds and practically teleported right back into your room! AMAZING!!!

[arknihil]

I laughed at the boner part.

[DeagleBeagle]

I dont get it lol but I guess that is why it is funny

[NaciremaDreamz]

Fatman sent me

[Otis940]

Loool...Whhhhaaatt?

[fractal420]

OK you won me. I laughed 3 times and in this day and age for a video to do that it's pretty rare.

[xxdeathx]

LOL

[OwtDaftUK]

saw you on the amzing athiest, you are fast dam you could cross the usa in under a decade i bet

[Azdrerios]

What. Just... what?

[WyldOrbit]

A fuckin boner? Cmon man.... haha you fag.

[spitfiremanlizerd]

worth the not productive money yet?

[speedzonefilms]

tj sent me

[thecallan008]

tj told me to come

[insanedrumer103]

There can only be on fastest man in new hampshire!

[badzulu44]

The Amazing Atheist brought me here

[solidsnakeliquidgas]

tj sent me

[bsvLen]

Well, now im on the weird side of youtube again.

[tytheeman20]

This is the greatest man to ever live on this Earth.

[Alowisiuz]

@tytheeman20 Chuck Norris disagrees so you'd better watch out!

[alexd29]

What that a real boner?? LMAO

[MrBmantheman]

that was the greatest thing i have ever seen

[gopherdude]

TJ Told me to come here.

I do not regret this decision.

[dalektaliban]

i jsut came

[VonManavis]

You are the white version of Carlton from the Prince of Bel Air! LOOOL!

[janeenn17]

your channel is so worth watching.

[jrthetucan]

lol 

[abdeviation]

Hahahaha I done spill my drank watching this vid

[MatthewLeelev]

I laughed at the hardon lol

[MikeOfKorea]

That was funny :)