Trent Reznor Five Word Speech 13th Annual Webby Awards

[SnotRockets55]

I got five words for that motherfucker : Eats too many damn pancakes.

Portly as shit.

[BrettCCourtney]

Your fucking stupid, the other interviews i watched of trent you said the same stupid shit in the comments.

[choiceorchids]

@SnotRockets55 hahaha! I'd love to see this Wario in purple spandex. I would look like curdled milk.

[TheOathtoOrder]

@SnotRockets55 Now that he is fat will he follow his own advice about the wrists? LOL What a jerk.

[revolutionday1]

Just to see Trent in a suit is worth watching this clip.

[jdogsguitar]

Wait... did he put the award back at the end? Not accept?

[BlackPirat007]

Treeeeeeeeeent!

[Blackbarbietea]

that was actually 6 words. fail.

[trilinkhero1]

@Blackbarbietea "Wait, We Didn't Charge Anything." Thats 5 words.... But if you count the off mic "Thank You" then its 7.

[facecheek]

@Blackbarbietea celebrities can't fail. Fail!!! lol

[MsCAPRAE]

I miss his hair.

[ninmachine109]

ya ya congrats. now get back to the lab and make some NIN music lol

[TheARMYBROAD]

Got your response in my e-mail... I am NOT the armybroad who posted that comment! Must be another one on U-tube.

[TheARMYBROAD]

TOTAL DICKHEAD TRENT

[Vojife]

@TheARMYBROAD What? Why the fuck?

[capricechild92]

Suit up. Goin in..fuck off was on his mind..

[VajinalBloodFart]

That was six words "Woah....wait....we didnt charge anything"

[upc04539]

Anybody has a longer video?? Did he just put back the award? lol

[RicoSeattle]

His Plan B speech: "Nothing can stop me now."

[smn723]

He said "Wait, we didn't charge anything!"...eluding to the fact he is being recognized for free entertainment not mass marketing funds via the internet.

[Ladymiaglory]

sorry i did not even get what he said hahaha somebody explain!! please Ö_ö

[MrSYSTEM20]

Mr. Personality.

[rrrrussssellll]

Cool guy!

[martinez1671]

technically it was a short fucking speech:)

[KellyGreen5555]

@hehfilms Trent has always been a humourless, self regarding little turd.

[twasbrillig33]

@KellyGreen5555 You would be too if you had been through what he's been through - Trauma based behavior Modification BITCH.

[KellyGreen5555]

@twasbrillig33 Spoken like a true Reznor fan! lol

[ciararavenblaze]

it's seven words if you count the "thank you" that he mouthed right before he left the podium. but hey--short and sweet is the way to do it. :D



[lalameow32]

I love Trent.

[PRFan475]

@buuski technically it was 6 words cause he said 'woo' at the beginning then did the five word speech.

[Arknetu01]

@PRFan475

Actually, it's 7 because "didn't" is a contraction.

[WorldwideSynthetic]

@Arknetu01 didn't is one word

[mvanroy]

That was 6 words.

[buuski]

@mvanroy

1. Wait

2. We

3. Didn't

4. Charge

5. Anything

Dumbass.

[Baxxter101]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! No sir, you did not charge. But still I gave. I fully embrace and agree with the model. If you feel it, if the sound penetrates your soul, if you identify with it, if you've already felt it the first time you hear it, if you love it, FUCKING GIVE THE ARTIST MONEY! Don't pay the distributer or some 'label'. Give your dollars to the creator of the music that enhances your life. Fuck the middleman! That prick has been fucking artists and fans up the ass for too long!

[godsizedhole]

Wait, why would you pay for music?

[relativityfactor]

His head looks like his mama just gave birth to him. It's all cone like with seepage on the face.

[godsizedhole]

@relativityfactor its called afterbirth

[isthatallthereis1]

egghead needs to find him some pressed powder. the glare from his forehead gave me a headache.

[PlacentaPudding]

Funny, he had a 5-word song.

"You are the perfect drug."

[eastcstsrfr]

wait, you pay for music?

[Rane909]

Brilliant HAHA!!

[Cubarted]

His neck is on sale at eBay.

[Rw7451]

@Cubarted

roflmfao

[ryanjofre]

@Cubarted

He's not on Roids Kids, his body just grew into his head after all these Years. It's not Rocket Science!

[MehrMaxime]

@Cubarted thats just wrong lol



[attrelpa]

I fuckin love this man!!!

[DchozN]

One of the best out of the bunch. Just some clever sarcasm on his part that wasn't just done for the sake of it... he released The Slip for FREE.

[NINdr8manipul8]

a real artist

fuck commercial pop

[CaptainPommby]

Is that a fucking slinky?

[wizotch]

@CaptainPommby is there any other kind?

[Joysquigglesparkles]

@johnroiberts You're one of those obsessive hate-filled psycho "fans" that end up stalk/murdering your target!

[johnroiberts]

@Joysquigglesparkles

yep im waiting outside with a machete

[geturphil69]

@johnroiberts y u b trollin bruh

[johnroiberts]

@geturphil69

y u be sniffin bruh

[TheLastPancho]

He should of said "I got blisters on me fingers!!"

[JohnnyCindahouse]

@TheLastPancho Where did that come from?

[kylelikesducks]

What did he say?

[braverfan14]

@kylelikesducks "wait, we didnt charge anything"

[viterijuan]

awesome 

[themanonthestair]

Trent Reznor gives Chuck Norris nightmares

[methodandmadness]

The five words should have been ''Nine Inch FUCKING Nails, baby!''

[meric2]

I think he should have said

"Said fist fuck; won grammy"

Although this was good too.

[whipplethewhipple1]

how are you gonna tell trent what to say?

[TheSprince84]

HA! HA!

[woahXgirl94]

Um no thankyou? At all. Your fans , Anything trent?

I'm confused. I'm sure he was thankful none the less.

[VanSmack2400]

@woahXgirl94 They were only allowed 5 words. It was supposed to be funny.

[woahXgirl94]

@woahXgirl94 Woops.He said thankyou... Oopsys... His gentle quiet little voice heheh.

[hinarf]

@woahXgirl94 Yeah... he should be thankful to the fans who got something for free and didn't participate at all in making the record. You are a real genius. I hope you're a fat hooker.

[MegaDilweed]

@woahXgirl94 what should he be thankful for? if anything at all you should be thanking him for the free album, not complaining.

[woahXgirl94]

@MegaDilweed I'm not complaining it was a misunderstanding.

I did buy one song from that free album without knowing it was free so ahah

[64floz]

Wait, I didn't spend anything.

[lorilani]

he's a dork

[nghttrain]

it was sarcasm..asif to say..we got nothing..it was free,knowing he was the one who was behind it all

[LadyHope78]

love love love him!

[yearzero123]

i dont understand, someone can write it please!!!

[Tonedefdom]

@yearzero123

he said "wait... we didnt charge anything"

[obscureface]

what does he mean?

i don't get it.

T^T

[DrZaious]

@obscureface He won the award for an album he put online for free. It was a stab at the record industry for not changing with the internet.

[obscureface]

lol now i see!

XD

[Only1MJP]

@obscureface

I think he's just making it obvious that he didn't charge anything for the record.

"Wait, we didn't charge anything."

[Only1MJP]

@obscureface

I think he's just making it obvious that The Slip was free.

"Wait, we didn't charge anything."

[obscureface]

oh, lol!

XD

[MistressX000]

Ah Trent, youre just awesome in all that awesomeness stands for. ^_^ Love that comment btw, made me laugh, niiice. :o) P.s. Thanks for the FREE music! ♥

[foltrap6]

trent does not like the music industry, he is a great advocate of freee music, and released the last few nine inch nails projects digitally, for free.. this is just a slight jab at the industry me thinks

[Gingersnap2323]

why is he always sweating profusely in every interview lately?

[1337Ravage]

@Gingersnap2323 well what do you expect? takes a lot of energy to maintain that level of awesome

[sickolinokio]

@1337Ravage hhahahaahah best comment ever

[spccow]

it's probably because all the lights make it 30 degrees hotter, and he's all dressed up.

[fineartofdestruction]

@Gingersnap2323 he has always been a sweaty kinda guy from what I remember...

[angelforfreedom]

@fineartofdestruction ...Back in the mid-90's I used to think that he was all sweaty due to all the heroin he was supposedly pumping into his veins! @_@

[muebleoalgo]

@Gingersnap2323

Cause i think he is nervous. The fact is that he is no consuming drugs anymore... so, no drugs = nervous = swet. Good for him and his health.

[laurenjoannadear]

this made me lol... so much.... XD

[professormoody]

wow he looks good in a suit.

[DavidBaatzsch]

what does that mean? (sorry i just begin in english)

[OhMyGodSANDWICH]

He said "Wait... we didn't charge anything?!"

He meant he made absolutely no profit from his music as if it was all for nothing.?! But he is only joking, don't worry :L

[DavidBaatzsch]

ah ok thanks :D i understand now xd

[phix95]

lol

[xxxRockisdeaDxxx]

he never gets excited unless he is playing music

[newdawn69]

hero! thx man

[tvsuicide4]

A compound word is one word. Take it from me, I have to do a lot of effing word counts.

[billrstuart]

wat did he say?!

[MEpianist]

"Wait, we didn't charge anything."

[Nogli]

@ MEpianist

Wait, you ruined the ending.

[MEpianist]

How long do you have to wait before reading comments?

[Nogli]

It just caught my eye!

[MEpianist]

Sorry

[BlackDeath10000]

This is something I would say lol.

[alarikmarcus]

This is genius when you consider that the Webby Awards are paid-entrance-only. Essentially he had to pay to accept this random award, but manages to rip them a new one for their hypocrisy in giving him the award-- in only five words!

[spinecraft]

they were a write-in win.

[auschelsea]

Whoo! Go Trent! =D lol.

[252477514]

kool

what does he meen we didnt charge anything i dont get it

[pink665]

the album was free

[floyded2]

the slip was free to download, and still is.

[eiresmif35]

both The Slip and Ghosts are free to download off of the internet, The Slip still is.

[bnighti]

inside joke? i read he actually wants people to enjoy and have easy access to his music and has done so by letting people record NIN's live shows as well as openly saying you can download what you want of his music AND also as stated below, made the last 2 albums free! he was saying that his honesty and generosity didn't cost anything and made the band more popular; therefor winning him the award. Wait it didnt cost us anything, boom :)

[TheNineinchsnails]

wow im a retard i always didnt understand this joke..now i get it

[thomasrix]

the album was a free download, I think

[bettysangria]

heh ^_^

[ParanoidAndroid0001]

this proves once again that trent reznor is awesome

[TheJonathanPace]

wtf is a webby

[JesusTerminator]

"Wait...we didn't charge anything." XD Nice, Trent

[FractalBolt]

What the fuck are the Webbys?

[llamaspit3838]

trent is great i wish all his albums were free back in the day

[CzechRiot]

then he would have had to find another job...

[gmodesike]

really 6 words.."woah..wait, we didn't charge anything" with the contraction can't only counting as one word

[dk2853]

You know how trent is, a man of few words

[bennip192]

he is saying ??

[angelforfreedom]

Kickass!!! He never gave a speech (or at least I didn't see one) when he won at the Grammy's for "Broken".

[positivesecret]

the man

[KDOG784]

I see nothing wrong with his neck...

[JuiKuen]

There's some funny comments on here!

[SirBenjamin88]

Love this guy.

[Averus32]

haha my thoughts excatly

thank god for the Rez'

[Princess101Chik]

He didn't deliver it well

[Houghage]

ha ha ! Sweet!

[65692008]

HA, HA, FUNNY!! pfftt...

[Heartless216]

What's this award for? The Slip?

[pwnageplus]

atta boy, atta boy

[Ragnarokkerismyname]

It's clear that the "speach" is talking about how NIN didn't charge a single dime for people to have any of his new music. "Wait. We didn't charge anything." Sums it all up right?

[tripletap1]

Sharp, quick, and it has kept a lot of people guessing, I like it.

By the way this has been over-analyzed.

[Luk333]

Wow. Haven't seen him in a suit since the Happiness in Slavery video. :))

[tamara9iN]

When Trent performed and spoke on the ReAct Now benefit [Mtv] he rocked a suit.

[BlazerX84]

"Wait...we didnt charge anything." Awesome point made by Reznor that you can win artist of the year without charging a dime for your music. More artists should have this mentality.

[badgernation74]

Trent looks like a coked out accountant.

[djordan22]

ROFL

[DoNtFoRgETtHeCuRRy]

So basically, Trent Reznor's awesome.

[staphinfection]

Music should always be free.... Fuck all those idiots sueing napster like Lars from Metallica and Dr Dre and shit.... Like those mother fuckers dont have enough millions of dollars??

[Xenicide]

That's not the point. They're in it for a different reason than Trent is. Trent is there to make music, and amazing music at that. Dr Dre and Metallica are there to make money and sell records. It's like you getting a job and being stiffed out of over-time.

[bridog6996]

Sure. That'll give people the motivation to make music. I guess actors should also make movies out of the goodness of their hearts because movies should be free, right? And hey, why should McDonalds charge you anything? Shouldn't food should be free? In fact, the next time you get your paycheck from work, just give it back to them, because after all, everything should be free right? Don't be selfish. You don't need to get paid for doing your job.

[tatoxst]

vean mis videos

[r32adt3db]

i couldn't hear what he said. can someone please fill me in?

[quitebitterpi]

"Wait. We didn't charge anything". Because... they didn't, you can upload the record for free on their site.

[helloiamdavey]

that was pretty bad ass

[VictimOfBoredom]

Was that supposed to be profound?

[RaIphLauren]

NIN is probably one of the best bands of all time

[lovetosing24O3]

What did you listen to all 25 cds to come to that conclusion? lol

[flyerboy90]

Lol okay troll. Go back to your cave where you came from.

[flowder8]

next time you have a though just dont vocalize it okay cause no one agrees with you

[ZeusOwnsYou]

yah those are some good lyrics, now repeat that 8 times in a row u got yourself a hit

[flowder8]

i love you for that comment but you obviously haven't heard to much nin

[lovetosing24O3]

NIN is not a band. NIN is Trent Reznor you huge fan.

[RaIphLauren]

NIN is a band retard, how the fuck do u think they do tours? he just switches band members occasionally

[lovetosing24O3]

ROFL you idiot. Does Trent have a live band play with him? That really wasnt a question no shit he does... Google it... wikipedia

"Reznor is the only official member of Nine Inch Nails and remains solely responsible for its direction.[1] NIN's music straddles a wide range of genres, while retaining a characteristic sound using electronic instruments and processing. After recording a new album, Reznor usually assembles a live band to perform with him."

Fucking owned you fake ass fan...

[lovetosing24O3]

Oh and I will also add this to further my point.

"Michael Trent Reznor (born May 17, 1965) is an American musician, singer-songwriter, producer, and multi-instrumentalist. He operates under the studio name Nine Inch Nails"

**********google it.**************

[kaisudo]

thumbs up :) i grew up listening to nin and personally have became aggravated with the newer upcoming of fans that are still lost as to what the real meaning and artistic value of the music itself.