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[snoookie456]

Wooah woah woah... is that really a new couch?

[Kayte52]

Chyna is adorable :p

[ubersalami64]

Is it weird that I wanted to hear more about sediment?

[Sayeth0Di0Puppeth]

Make amends with Eagle? What? (why were you even fueding anyway?)

[chunk8020]

-3

[chunk8020]

AWWWWWEEE-3

[BriIsTheFinestCheese]

I favorited this because of "nomenclature"

[Radio3Penguin]

My husband wants to know if your girlfriend is a clone. I tried to tell him you only clone yourself, but he wouldn't listen.

[acroman125]

..........thank you...... *looks around*

[imustbeshayma]

Oh my GOD NO WAY YOU'RE BRINGING BACK FREE BAGEL FRIDAY!!!

[KittenKoder]

I am a smart!

[shruggingmidnights]

You are a smart

[Sofia20R]

She NEEDS to be in more videos :)

[Skynue]

@Sofia20R

I agree, she's so pretty!!

-Just like Craig ;P

[Magnulus]

This video was trumped in the hilarity division by the Scientology advert that preceded it when I watched.

[phillyhippie]

Bring back Free Bagel Friday!!!!! :D

[AmgBebs]

lmao at "test out explosion wednesday" :)

[Sarasince1992]

China is a very interesting name.

[thecakeistruth]

hes going to eroup?

[xbladeofgrassx]

I watched this in 2012.. I was rather concerned till 0:30

[bigbobbylove75]

the road was a great book

[havefiesta101]

Oh yeah i get to stay on earth, because I am a beard lover. WITH A BEARD!

[OfficialSimsHouses]

FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[thesmallone271]

anyone else notice? around 1:53 when sedimental clone is talking, him jumping into the alligator pit is looped and his foot appears two more times. aw snap.

[MusicalBec]

If you ever went to jail, I'd make a Free Wheezy shirt and feel awesome.

[smorepuppy]

oh my gosh i wish i had such a good looking couch!!

[Heidiroonie]

THE ROAD. Saddest film ever, literally just watched it.

[hamza45001]

Your Funny in This Video ^_^

[vetarwyn]

Any way girls and couch are the same... lol

[shardbearer]

So beardlovers are the only people smarter than you?

[Nesh108]

boo ad!

[chocolatecandy78]

i thought he was single?!?!?!?!

[violetsarntblue]

I am a smart! :D

[10GreenDay01]

I AM A SMART

[LelouchsLove]

That may be a new couch, but does it beat me NEW BED!? ;)

[ElineRockchick]

I LOVE your goals!

And hurray on the girlfriend!

[hark2e]

"-3 Film Noirs"

Well, you're on your way!

[theultimatebadger97]

Wheezy Can you recite a scene from Toy Story using the first two things you see.

[FCCZJ1903]

Wheezy, can you make this face?

:{D

[TheCovertConverser]

Excuse me, bringing back Free Bagel Friday? That means bringing back your old boss, yes? He's due for a punching! :{D Can't wait!!

[BreadedRedhead]

handstands.

[HmirceaD]

Were.Is.My.End.Of.The.Video.Wi­nk! , still ,it was an awesome video!

[JohnnyMarsBar]

ROOOOOOOOSE!!!!1

[MrBrionman]

one of the goal was to go to Europe omg yes

[RosieFae]

Huzzah for the Wheezy Waitress!

[starwonderr]

yaaaaaay for wheezy love! :)

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

See Mom. I'm a 'smart'........ well at least according Wheezy.

[in4ming]

I was going to comment "Get a girlfriend should be on that list" but I noticed you already have one.;)

[NDSLover350]

We are smarts beardlovers!

[MONKEYS941]

600th video!

[scarface12347]

But....but Oklahoma is in the Midwest...

[smcclel]

@Qopel well, sounds like someone's having a bad day...

[KieranTheShort]

I searched for El Cid once, and I came up with a live show in which Sam acknowledges a Chyna with a Y for coming to her 3rd DPC show...She was a fan of DPC and that's how you 2 met! Fan's ultimate dream= date a part of the band.

That's so sweet. :D

[elboricuosopr]

Free Bagel Friday ?? Yayyy !

[Qopel]

@HPnerdfighter Yeah, he puts her up on a pedistal like she's some kind of trophy that proves he's not gay.

[HPnerdfighter]

@Qopel uhm okay thats actually not what I was saying... at all.

[Qopel]

@HPnerdfighter Doesn't matter...it's the truth

[Qopel]

@SplitScreenSamba Now let's see her without makup.

[osdarin]

Estos vídeos siempre son geniales!

[gbkittycat]

OMG WHEEZY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!!! :D

[SuperSwatchWatch]

girlfriend?... girls are evil

[Helenaleoo]

Is that reeeeeaaaaaally your girlfriend ;D

[nemothehobofish]

wait what you have a.... NEW COUCH

[xaveir14]

he has a girlfriend AND a Lightsaber?!?

i've only got the Lightsaber

will someone be in Nerdfighterlike with me? me and my Lightsaber are lonely

[JosephDingillo]

things on his board that were interesting

-stop revenge clone

-1 new t-shirt a month

-complete seasons 3 + 4 of Ty the regular guy

-free bagel friday

-make amends with eagle

-2 musicals

-test out explosion Wednesday

-NEW COUCH!

[VanityBloom]

She is so pretty!!

[Qopel]

@VanityBloom So?

[VanityBloom]

@Qopel It was a compliment, you make compliments when you see something good about a person. I saw that she was pretty, so to make my view to be seen, and make them feel good if they read my comment, I spoke up.

[Qopel]

@VanityBloom Pretty shallow to judge a person by their looks.

[VanityBloom]

@Qopel I'm not judging! Do you even know what judging means?? Cuz, I'm damn sure I didn't judge anything. If I say to someone that the glasses look great on them or if I say that someone has a beautiful smile, it's just me being nice. I can not believe you are being serious right now.

[Qopel]

@VanityBloom When you make an opinion on how somebody looks, it's judging. If you were making a lie to be nice, that's even worse.

[PineloTiile]

why didnt we know about this girlfriend sooner! or was i living under a rock!

[L3TT3RFairy]

THE LIGHT WAS THE TARDIS~ <3

[lolwhy2]

YEAA for girlfriend!!!!

[alicesfavouriteglass]

awkward that this is the first wheezywaiter video I've ever seen....

[RaiyaisFluffy]

Did you just call me a smart?? Whats that even supposed to mean??

[CaptainSlow202]

@RaiyaisFluffy You can't be a smart if you don't know what a smart is!

[imphlatround]

D'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH.

[cadisaurusrex]

Is it bad that I was more excited for the presenting of your not-so-new new couch than your girlfriend? :/ But I am really happy for you! On both aspects!

[Tuddley3]

How about solving the missing orange RSS Feed pillow on the New Couch mystery

[PsycicBob]

Yeah just read NOFXRules15 comment you should so do that. And all the girls could be chynas clones or you could get you friends frompops to help. I dunno but you should so do that and make revenge clone emperor palpatine or something...or not

[FreaperFTW]

Hey Wheezy, do the banjos play when you're at it with miss Waitress?

[SizzlersConscience]

its always nice to see a wheezy video you missed :3

[ResidentEvil4Freak]

Ending so kyoot!!! o>7<o <333

[Smiles1057]

gasp! She so pretty!

[lukepleaseshutup]

Are there WheezyWaiters at the ChynaDiner?

[MaddhatterChannel]

Woah! Weezy, she's a hottie.

[NOFXRules15]

So are you going to make a video called Clone Wars? where you have light-saber battles with your clones?

[CornerPocket518]

-Complete Seasons 3 and 4 of Ty the Regular Guy

Waiting for this :D

[JessieLightyear]

Hey what video is the washer/dryer mystery? I want to rewatch it but I don't know what it's called

[giggelsallot]

wheezy your girlfriend is hot :)

[Lizfth2]

((spoilers)) Craig has a girlfriend!

[VicuSan]

Cool!! But it is such a long list... Good luck, specially with the 20K for good causes!!

[pepe794]

UM....more China please.

[sunflower1918]

omg your girlfriend Chyna is so cute!

[GZPYRO]

"-Bring back Free Bagel Friday"

=O

[thetrainguy1]

Lady's man

[TheGameBank]

Around 3:58 You can see Chyna has a tattoo on the inside of her arm... Interesting.

[Qopel]

@TheGameBank ugly

[mikedryver]

Thank you for all the laughs and other entertainment. Happy new year!!

[wezlake]

Bringing back free bagel Friday would totally make up for you making amends with the eagle.

[bloodninja2000]

70, 700 views

[zammy234]

at the rate the snow is going here you might have to make your igloo in march ;(

[MusicIsEarth]

WheezyWaitress :D

[musicmaniac95]

WOW. ... that is one hot couch!

[JoeBoyVlog]

I'll let you stay at my house for a shoutout (4 & 6)

We chase down revenge clone together (8 & probably 1: revenging is good exercise).

We then go see Eagles stand up act (7 & probably 2: I hear he's really funny).

Next day I will pick up the green marker and leave you thousands of post-it notes reminding you to shave (12 & 3).

Throw the washer dryer into the whale pit (9 & 11: whales a good mechanic and its a washer).

I teleport over to Lois' house and force her to watch a video (10 & 5).

;D

[TheHowl77]

Free Bagel Friday!! 

[thejosiexxx]

Yes Ty I love Ty :D

[VousEtesTresBeau]

wheezywaitress! yayy!!

[TaelenHale]

i guess his girlfriend is the greatest beard lover of us all

[TheKarolaKoala]

Anyone else "D'aaww" at the end? They're so cute together!

[Crossthefuture]

How many of us smart beard lovers knew it was really "SEDIMENTAL" clone when he started talking about rocks/soil?

[yobhsiFehT]

@Crossthefuture lol I was so proud of myself.

[buidseach]

Shes Cute, I think u should let her do the vids from now on only shed have to wear a beard !!!

[graceh9913]

It said free bagel friday on the list!!!!!

[NameisHolly]

Awwww Wheezy has a girlfriend! :3

[AgentAnons]

WOW! NEW COUCH!!!

Aaaand a new HOT GF, you're a sexy BEAST WHEEZY!

[Draxedelic]

I've always heard mention of you, Wheezywaiter, from other Youtubers, but I never took the time to investigate your channel. Watching a few of your recent videos I'm really regretting being lazy... You make funny and enjoyable content, you run your channel in a way that benefits your audience, and you seem like the kind of guy on which a good life isn't wasted. I'm glad you have the support you deserve.

[oli696969]

WHEEZY YOU NEED TO SEE THIS...

cerch.org/research-programs/c-­bass/

Protected: The China Benzene Sperm Study (C-BASS)

[thehobbit1116]

Congrats on the 600th video and girlfriend! Thanks for the 600th video, and thanks for calling me a smart! lol

[stude444]

people, Chyna is spelled with a Y.

[98SkinnyLatte]

MARRY HER.

[sk8ergangsta2003]

CHINA!?!?! What kinda name.... at least she looks nice.

[Randomname56653]

@sk8ergangsta2003 That's rich, coming from someone called "sk8ergangsta2004"... And it's Chyna, not China.

[anywiebs]

Wow 600th video! Not sure wether to say congratulations or thank you.

[werewolfgirl1995]

And I am also looking forward to those goals of yours

[werewolfgirl1995]

Aww it's nice you have a girlfriend Wheezy, but I must admit,I'm kinda jealous,she's really cute

[werewolfgirl1995]

2:07 I loled and at that sedimental clone bit

[KloverKitty]

oooooh!! wheezy has a girlfriend.... id never have beleived it unless i saw her. she is pretty too, good catch!

[healvana]

yay wheezy, good goals, grats CHINA is hot score ... does our country owe your girl friend like a gagillon dollars?

[Tinkerbird]

Aawww. You should have kept sedimental clone! He was cool!

[InsanityProductionsR]

"thank you... o.o O.o? o.oU "

[CupcakesMINTY]

OMG ITS CHYNA!! WITH A Y!! NO I

[amyamyamykc]

Yay china!

[sunflowersky34]

woohoo free bagel fridays coming back!

[TheSebass1234]

China is so hot

[jameswashere14]

Free Bagel friday is comming back?!?!

[mariofreak444]

The like-dislike ratio is astonishing

[kindy875]

back offf china weezy is mine.... i kinda wish my name was japan right now so i could be like "weezy dont want tings from china he wants things from japan!"

[DynamicEvolved]

China is really pretty.

[asslickingood21]

China is HOT!

[ItsnatalieS]

I'll wait for you.

[LegoStripes]

China looks sooo cute! You're a lucky man Weezy.

Does she pet your beard? o.o

[melpomene99]

ANSWERS AT LAST! I was wondering who that girl was!

[haggis53]

:3

[TheBrainPulse]

Free Bagel Friday is COMING BACK!

[frogbobber]

Wheezy Waiter is a BAUSS

[purplelobsta]

AAAWAAWAAAAAWWWWAAAAAAHW... cute.

[Xataret]

where do you get a lightsaber like that?

[Rogg567]

:)

[caleb242331]

thumbs up if u were expecting the female wrestler chyna lol

[oliverandm]

Anyone else gotten the old new YouTube homepage back ?!

[Prytex11]

Craig has got a girlfriend. Craig has got a girlfriend. Im happy for you :)

[nerdgirlsforthewin]

I'm a little jealous of your list, I'm not gonna lie... it's so organized! :) Good luck! I can't wait for the musicals... I mean, the Buffy musical episode was brilliant so surely a Wheezy musical episode would be too. :)

[TheFezzik]

What's on her arm?!

[gwyng1gwyng1]

yeeaaah fopr wheezy girlfriend!!!

[MsKOgden]

Another resolution for 2012? Make Explosion Wednesdays "a thing."

[Mike019232]

I just read "bring back free bagel Friday" and it gave me a little school girl fit. Yay! :D

[THEGEORGEDUDE13]

yay I am a smart!

[buffalo887]

wheezy why you no have coffee?

[firnantok]

Great goals for 2012! :)

[TheDylanobillyobryan]

I guess no more scarlet johansin jokes

[AndrewlovesBeatles14]

HE FORGOT SUPERNOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[cocaswa]

Ooo, if you're going to Europe, stop by in Holland.

[ggloomdoom]

FREE BAGEL FRIDAY IS COMING BACK!? YES!

[PingyRules55555]

IT'S CHYNA! CHYNA WITH A "Y"

[godessshannon]

punishments! woooo vlogbrothers

[TheSuperShow007]

his beard is like a quiet wonderful dream about unicorns

[101TheShaggy]

@TheSuperShow007 Twilight Sparkle?

[TheFatalRock]

the great wheeze of china

[caninecasey10]

for personal goals you should get a new chair.

[Lidlpirat]

Happy new year! Pretty girlfriend :D

[chrispandabear]

I love this video! Happy new year to you too weezy! thank you for the great videos. i enjoy your sense of humor. whenever i'm having a rough day I watch your videos. :)

the girlfriend is adorable! you're a lucky guy. ;D

[tildeballentin]

you to seems like a nice couple