That's Disgusting

[FallOutBoy1201]

You and your kids are absolutely great. You have one of the greatest families.

You're truly blessed. No matter how much you get sick of YouTube, you know you always have them to count on. :)

[skinisthin]

ur comment about nutcheese's ear made me think about that horrific time in my life. so this one time.. my uncle had a puss ball on his toe n he popped it in front of me. ehh!it looked like cheese wiz ooozed out of it and now i will never look at cheese wiz the same.

[DeeDeePanache]

"F" the haters Nalts....Your the funniest guy on YT !

Dont stop doing what your doing :)

[GeorgeHatesAOL]

I have season affect depression too. It hit me real hard when I lived up in New England.

[tokeitupandskate420]

your crazy fool

[durracelll]

NO U

[cwalwanis]

I was sitting here eating a piece of tofu right when that insanely huge keloid on her ears was shown. Thanks for almost making me puke. I still love you though Natls.

[CotyKun]

i wish my dad was more like you.

[ryan5606]

dude, you like that big shit more then you do your kids...ur fucked up

[PeteMP1992]

He should keep a list of video ideas

[thatisawkward]

Haha I was waiting for you to say something really deep instead you gave us a turd story. Love it!

[delightracardeanne]

Lol, you're awesome. You really work in a business? I wonder if any of them watch your videos... :-P

[sajanuseski]

Terds.

They can be deadly.

[dhousley1]

You are delightful.

[thewitch123456]

you are hilarious

[Gabo9312]

eat this banana bitch!! LOL JK!! that video is weird and nasty at the same time!

[xdarthdx]

he already has a wife and children stupid.

[fehquig]

You have SAD too? I think it helped make those teenage years especially rough. I once walked in on a turd that was so thick that it would not flush down. I was impressed by its circumference

and firmness!

[sakahowdah]

Ummm, ever try "ductless' heating and airconditioning...?? Wouldn't have to worry about those pesty filters anymore...Just a thought...

[Marymarybobeary]

Ok, we just watched the 3 vids for Nutcheese's Ear -- WTF did it end up being???? It looked like she had a vitamin E pill hanging from her ear lobe till it turned that weird orange-y color and shrunk down to "saggy boob" stage. What was the diagnosis? We're dyin' to know!!! :P

[iamtheJuJuBean]

DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHOS TERD IT WAS?!

[11spacemarine11]

wow. interesting/wierd/disgusting..­.all hilarious anyway.

~Elizabeth

[lebellerose]

lol the indignity of these people right Nalts!? hilarious!

[BIGFOOTBUBBA]

I'm with ya brother! Like lookin in the mirror!

[NicksFlix]

after this video it makes me wonder the male vs female ratio of your viewers.

[alkaline53]

you know...i love the nalts piano theme! it makes me smile :) very happy tune

[Buckeyefan86]

nalts I have seasonal affective disorder too and IT SUCKS

[AkanAkanAkan]

Oh, my God, Nalts--shut up!

I was just biting into a giant juicy thing of unknown origin in my Japanese bento I picked up from some street vendor in Tokyo today. And then--Nut Cheese ear!

Ah! [ Wretch! ]

[BillyO8834]

hey nalts is detoxing for comments? somehow i think i was part of that and i will be honest with you, i'm proud of that. i got you nalts! i win!

[qpn6ph9q]

Nalts makes money from monobrows, pussy earlobes and other people's poo. Why not?

[RitZrunninrecords]

was kinda a blah vid until the end when you definitly picked it up with the toilet humor. awesome.

[manahorde]

I love it it was a trophy HA!mr. complicated no

[MattieCooper]

Oooooh boy! Just when I thought my man-crush on you (strictly Platonic) was cooling down, you make a video like this!!! Daaaaaarrrrnnn you Nalts! You leave a meeting because you're bored, you glimpse a giant Log in the Bowl and you can't stop thinking about your video idea to have the new employees pass the giant poop back and forth in the boardroom! We're so much alike it's insane!

[izzysmart]

I taking Monotomic gold, WOW my green screen grew over night, Helps boost creative stuff, don't think you need help there mate :)

[itubeutude]

Nalts's videos are like watching a great actor with no script.

[missuscake]

Why can't I access your channel.

[Tytandra007]

OK Nalts, I didn't comment on your Mr. Complicated Video, so uh..no we are not all pigs....but thanks for the laugh here.

[skevinsnalts]

hows it going punks you cant get into nalts channel because of updownmostly he got them to ban nalts

[indycat47]

updownmostly? Is that like manic depressive? lol I can't access the wienergate video today as I did yesterday either, says I need a private invitation although I already commented many times yesterday.  This is nuts.

[indycat47]

Oh, he's that "Tim".. left him a nice little comment thanking him for it.

[indycat47]

More like "poormeanotherbeermostly".

[AussieFocus]

Thats disgusting but funny!

[conibonjovi]

I will check out Kelley's ear, thanks for telling me about it.

[nickyaliboo]

well thanks of telling me that.....

now i cant eat gum properly...

ppsshh

~nickyaliboo

[kitkatxo]

I... don't know what to say. o.o

[vocalbrush]

rlmao you're hillarious

[bralen24]

thats a tasty looking banana you got in your hand.

[1994cg]

friking helarious

[kazbh]

liked the last part

[grandcentralerin]

gwooooooooooooooooooooossss, nalts!

[wickedlasers]

not good to be watching while eating.....

[OhioBBY]

Im depressed... Nalts? I dont have sound and Havent watched your videos in 3 monthes... I think of you... :O( very sad I know... Bye

[TehChaps]

Nothing on his willvideoforfood site or forums about it so i dont know.

[10kzebra]

Why the hell do I recognize this guy? (FYI, Gary Larsen prolly didn't run out of ideas, he just forsake his beloved masses, sadly.)

[bryantaa]

Forearm-sized dookies are pretty much the norm at my college. P.S. Why can't I reach your channel?

[zafy2]

Is something wrong?I can't get into his channel!

[TehChaps]

same

[Cruton14]

I hope nothing's wrong.

[StickAMOriginal]

Nalts, thank you very much for subbing to me. Love you

[alphaba2]

The liquid center gum did me in when you connected it with her ear.

[jimbo4152]

Your like the Jim Cramer of youtube

[nuparu543]

lol

[kernowash]

gum an nannaers, just like mummy made =]

[WANKProductions]

No more nutcheeses ear,...reminds me of codliver oil capsules.

[TheGuyWithOneEye]

you should have taken a picture of that prized turd and uploaded it to ratemypoo(dot)com...That would've been classic!

[gr8tplace2be]

This was kind of gross but very funny.Luv Ya !!!

[musicgreg]

Nalts, I've been watching your videos for a while and I had never noticed before that you have some kind of lispy speech impediment thing going on there.

[OoOTeacupOoO]

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Im a HUGE fan of yours.☺

Im a proud subscriber!

I can't help but watch ALL of your videos your just so darn hilarious!

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[MichaelinSF]

your a nut!!! :) you really make me laugh out loud! keep it up. I way enjoy your stuff!!!

thanks

[aquacan4]

halarious! thank you

[RitchM]

Let's see. You make a video about a turd and an absess on an ear, you think a video showing a small dog in distress is funny and you post it even after being asked not to by the dog's owner, and then have a grand old time making fun of the idea that some people actually care about the dog. Hmm. I just don't get your sense of humor. Guess it's time to unsubscribe.

[iDislikeNationalists]

Nalts, you have no talent. You had to beg everyone to join the Partnership Programme because you are desperate for fame.

A fame, I might add, that an untalented, deeply unconvincing fool like yourself does not deserve.

You will never be, nor ever could be, as talented as true comedians like Jim Carey and Rowan Atkinson.

Abysmal.

[iDislikeNationalists]

By the way, all other comments aside from mine should be rendered null and void. They are spam. I am the only one who will tell you how it is and am the only one whose opinion means anything.

Nalts, you will never be entertaining, and I hope you don't make it in Hollywood, like you crave.

Here's a hint: when you present yourself, at least try to look convincing, as you appear to look like your acting, and it makes for a rather cringeworthy viewing.

[yankeaze]

Your videos are awesome!!!

[naltsgroupie]

ohhh nalts! you're so funny! hahahahahahhaha! you're a genius! You're an idiot. This is typical of you. Toilet humor. You at your best.

[KatKola]

ick, i stopped watching at 2:33...

[jmsneptuneonfire]

This brings to mind a few turd stories of my own....life's humor includes turds, it must be accepted.

[coysthename]

You are awesome Nalts.

[Kytt]

SOMETHING PHALLIC

(gosh I hope that joke wasn't used already...)

[a0room0of0ones0own]

nalts i honestly thought mr complicated was hilarious! i would love for you to do more things like that! and on the taser....i would have never noticed unless you pointed it out!!

[watermelli1980]

i hate the smell of puss.

[scootie69]

eww.......nasty...dude..O_o  eeeeek lol.

[twister7boy]

so i went back it was different youtubbers differnt goals. take it easy.

[helivestubes]

You want to share disgusting! I got disgusting,lol No im not talkin about POOP!

Ck that spider bite vid out! People realy do love to be disgusted!

I almost barfed when you ate the gum! :o...

My kids always make my day!

[GoddessofBarefeet]

eating that banana at the end.. omg!! I was dying...

lmao

[twister7boy]

well locking back from your videos. different youtubber have differnt eliqunits or was it wants maybe it was needs. ill have to watch it again. if you can make money off a video go for it. descuting things stick around? starge part of the day. the teen movie gave good advice. i just started watching nutcheese. her ear i havnt seen yet. but your videos are cool anyway. just do what you want if it makes you happy. no ideas that will never happen. take it easy.

[Nobody45700]

Its not bad making money on some videos I mean you got over 500, who cares.

[komethius]

unsubscribed.

Just Kidding.

[luvtosing18]

The ear and gum thing is so gross, but leave it to you to make it funny! Oh and the ending...ha!

[KIRKIN2112]

ok now that was I think the best ending ever!!!your a hero man! don't change to please these drones. Nalts you are...video genuise, nay the Einstien of video even...or no more than einstien, the next level mel brooks. you rock!

[stillballin2007]

LMFAOOOO AT THE TURD

[PokeAsheep]

Out of all my subscriptions Nalts, you are my favorite... You've always got something to say that will make me smile, or laugh... Most days Nalts, watching your videos is the "happy thing" in my day.

[phenomenalgrl]

ew. LOL!

[Yveld]

lol that ws funny, i like mr complicated! my goodness your funny

[anitapita819]

Yes, it would have been unprofessional to discuss during a meeting. Are you sure you didn't get this idea from a South Park episode??

[R4ndomCrap]

do you just make these videos suck naturally, or do you sit around all day devising ways to make really crappy videos? BTW, if anyone rates my comment bad, I will kill myself.

[mazingmikey]

have fun in hell bud........

[R4ndomCrap]

that's it? pretty lame comment, milky.

[mazingmikey]

its a response to someones comment, they said nalts sucked and theyd kill him self if they marked his comment bad and like 7 ppl did...

[R4ndomCrap]

what are you talking about? Nalts doesn't suck. If you don't like the videos, just don't watch them, dude.

[mazingmikey]

i love nalts...some guy said he sucks so i said go to hell

[Addue]

yeah, a turd so big you wonder how it fit out of an opening the size of a rectum. rofl (I used to be a nurse aid...one of my primary jobs was to clean up after #1 and #2) So you end up with a weird sense of humor even if you love the people you took care of. :-)

[MabusPwns]

haha I didn't even realize about that tazer being phallic lmao... and I did like mr complicated.

[R4ndomCrap]

I get more cheerful in the fall. That's when we get a lot of wind. And that means windsurfing.

[BettaScream]

ROFL!! That puss thing is grooooossss!

[sammierm]

lmao.

[IAGuy06]

Haven't gone through all your comments and read them all in a while. The things some people choose to pick out of a video to complain/comment about is just incredible.

[stringqueen2002]

great video!!!! 5stars and I loved seeing Mr. Complicated he is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinknebulous]

Ok, nothing phallic. But trophy turds = anal retentive. ;-)

[kokobonk]

hey I had no problem with Mr, complicated and I like these talk in front of the camera shows and so long as your life continues you will not run out of video ideas (unless you give up, which you won't) I believe in you Nalts, keep going, you are so talented, this is clearly a great outlet for you

[Kankuro360]

they were trying to beat the record for biggest crap on south park

[Acecobia]

A trophy turd... lol thats priceless and i am gonna use it for improv games in my improv group lol

[MBRHIndustries]

nutcheeses ear looks like an earring, which kind of works in her favor.

[MyPinkElephants]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

[littlequeen64]

Funny!Disgusting,yea,such is life.I know, you think did a G D horse come and take a crap in here?And it does leave you a little taken a back.Hey,try being a woman simply wanting to enjoy a banana or ice cream in PUBLIC it feels like you are a dirty girl.HAHA!This video was extra funny,because it is disgusting,and i like that.!?

[shdware]

Maybe that ginormous turd was left there because the guy was proud of it. Maybe it really is a 'trophy turd.'

[l0gically]

I think he left it because he didn't want to be the one to have to wrestle it down the toilet. Ew.

[caspersnewname]

I went to the High Museum of art and was feeling like "ahh everything is beautiful" then I went to the restroom and saw a trophy turd and it really ruined the experience. L-o-l.

[boobtubious]

I think I know Mr. Complicated's brother, Mr. Simplistic. He has no brows at all and speaks in one word sentences.

[itookyourphazonname]

dude, i loved mr. complicated, really, i did, but then again, i love all your videos, dude, i want you to know this,

i go to a private school, probably about 300 kids in the high school,

i got all of them singing in the halls, get this, YOUR THEME SONG, we all love you nalts

[bomb4040]

what a weirdo

[jesicalea]

At first I though oh how cute with you talking about your kids and then it just went in the toilet! Literally!!!

You crack me up!!!

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! My sister used to drop those trophy turds in mom's honey pot before I ran her off. It's amazing how huge those things can get. I think it was the pica caused that.

[syd7anee]

well i think the mr. complicated video was absolutly riotous! keep em comming!

[THEUTUBELIVE]

Nalts, I posted you on my site. Using my Google Adsense account, I set you up on one of the New Adsense Players. Check it out, pretty cool dude. You know where to find it.

[sarrycrey]

I was eating sour gummi worms Nalts. Thanx. Enjoy your money.

[NMO9885]

You had your moment of clarity - go with it.

[K9rosie]

Nutcheese is a girl?

[IcarusJazz]

Hey, I liked the Mr. Complicated video... maybe it's just me.

[thesharkof98]

if you say so..

[cbabyflyers]

haha lol ur so funni u act like ur 5 but its still so funni <3 Vandella

[anmoose]

I was just getting over Nutcheese's ear, and now I have an aerosol sized turd implanted in my brain. Sheesh! At least you didn't take video. Or did you?... :-P

Moosie

[OrangeIsSpiffeh]

You should coin the phrase "Trophy Turd"

[iiswansongii]

Yes...there is a time and a place to bring something like that up but geez nalts...i'm eating right now! blaaaaah ;)

[nalts]

I am discovering that more people eat while watching my stuff than I realized.

[coloursepia]

ummm... thanks Nalts, next time I'll wait till after dinner.

[nalts]

Check out all the viewers that eat at the same time!

[coloursepia]

I'll take this as a PSA reminder not to eat at or near the computer. Thanks!

[yootoobster07]

aww your kids are great!

[britishrandomness]

i like your voice =]

[nalts]

Merci

[PowerOfDT]

Truly one of my favorites of yours. I've only seen about 8 however.

[iansinsane321boom]

well, now all i can think about is nucheese's ear

[JessyeO1]

i love you

[nalts]

thx

[Freshette]

Bleah. I wish you had not put that in my head.

[PoliticalAnalysis]

I liked the old banners better.

No offense to Gage, but I prefer Fallofatumndistro.

[snarkdetriomphe]

remember Freshen Up gum? that was good...

[thestealthtarget]

2 fuckin minutes.......

[tsalaghi]

Kev...what is this fecal fixation you have? First the dog taking a dump and now the prizewinning turd at the workplace?...O_o

Need better GI motility? Look for foods with 3g fiber/serving.

[mmmdirrty]

oh sick

hahaha

[luvthecanadian]

I'm actaully eating chocolate ice cream. No joke.

*pukes*

k thx.

[Jason41523]

I bet you that the guy that dropped that turd was so proud of it that he could not get himself to flush it. OMG, the end of this video, Dat ain't right.

[swatkins246]

i loved this video! it was so funny, i was seriously laughing out loud

[crigjig]

I just found you on the comedian side of youtube and I gotta say you are pretty funny, this is like...the 4'th video of yours I have watched and I am just going to subscribe...I am shooting to be a comedian 2...going to have a new video up by the end of the day actually...even though I know you dont care. Anyways Good job!

[Leahzebelle]

hahahahahaha i liked the end best, about the tazer :,p

[Spiralworm]

why do some ppl refuse to flush after using the toilet? It's hard to believe that people know better but they still don't do it. You are right Nalts. It is DISGUSTING!!

[GlItCh017]

I find the same thing is true with extremely sexy things.

[kuhdinosoor]

That's Disgusting

[nalts]

Mr. Safety- find another way to pimp your channel.

[Haislaqt64]

hey where can i find good music for the background of my videos?

[nalts]

Stop it, LisaNova. We know it's you.

[edbassmaster]

"Trophy Terd" LOL!! This is your money material dude...talk about terds or turds or whatever!! LOL

[mojacchar]

it was a trophy turd lol

[robrobbins]

How do you put up so many web sites? It costs money to register a domain name and then there is the hosting company's fee.

[nalts]

Only the URL fee... I point 'em all to the same places. CubeBreak is about 50 sites. No wonder the search engines hate it.

[deamacks]

LOL notha great video nalts... :D

[enderwigginsx]

nalts is so my hero.

[rextangle]

Warning: There's a big asshole in the building!

[gmswife]

Omg! I am literally on the floor over here! The size of a spray can?Lmao!! Ok , OK...now i gotta go poop!

[xRosexThornsx]

Haha..."You guys are PIGS." You, Nalts, are amazing.

[nalts]

Just got to call it like it is. Pigs. All of them. Not us, though.

[TeenxDramaxQueen]

Haha! You crack me up! youve got to be one of the coolest dudes on youtube!

[nalts]

I'm actually a chick.

[annanomoly]

are u eating the banana with the gum in your mouth????

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

LMAO !

i so wanted to say something but

being who you are i figured, oh well. lol ,

but the taser holding was great--lmao

[Lunerrrrs]

0_o that ear is freeeeeeeaky

[progrockman]

I don't want to see Nutcheese's ear again but I do like Mr. Complicated.

[nelsonparvin765]

nalts, you are so awesome! I wish you were my dad

[nalts]

Would you flush?