gosh, i was so young when this episode aired, but i've never ever forgotten it. i don't understand why it's so funny, but the first time i saw it i was laughing so hard i thought i was gonna pass out.
Every time we have chicken pot pies for dinner the whole family does this... and it's been many years since we saw that show. Funny things that can stick in your memory.
I also like when Jack is trying to explain how the mail tubes work and talks about hot air and cold air and that's when Donny loses his cool and starts yelling, "Donny says VACUUM!!" And then tells Jack he's a moron and explains how a vacuum works. LOL
The only thing I remember from this otherwise god awful show and it has stuck with me for years! Such an awesome moment and all around funny episode!!
OMG this is where i got this stupid yet oddly amusing chicken pot pie thing! It's been a random piece of a useless bit of information and it's been stuck in my head for years...
Four of the best seconds on Youtube. The first time I heard that line on the show, in context (or not?), it knocked me on the floor! Thank you so much David Cross and Just Shoot Me writers!
@124girly123 Actually if you watch it again you'll notice it skips from 3 to 5. so 1 2 3 5 is really only 4 numbers even tho the last one is 5. this is grad school stuff I wouldn't expect a youtube freshmen to get it.
lol ya I have been downloading a bunch of youtube videos(like this one) and converting them to MP3. Then I just upload them to the phone. It's awesome to see the looks on peoples faces when my phone rings.
JSM is my all-time favorite show. Even funnier than Seinfeld. This episode from Season 3 is in my top 5. The one where Finch tries to set up Maya with a hot lesbian model was my favorite, next to the one where Nina's grand daughter shows up. So many great episodes. :) BTW, Cross showed up in another episode, Donnie Returns. Just as funny.
Hey im misses rice i have a lot of lice and i have sex with mice because it feels really nice! The mice like cheese so i give em a slice while i watch miami vice its pay per view for a price!
Does anyone know the name of this episode? I'm remember cracking up the first time I saw it and I'd like to watch it again. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
I remembered when this aired so many years ago. I've been walking around saying it ever since and now I can finally show people I'm not mentally insane. //_^
whats the episode where the cast is at a board meeting and bob fires dave then says hes joking!it goes on and on until it is serious and dave shouts this is BULLSHIT at the camera!lol!!!!!
Man, I remember reciting this in the cafeteria in 5th grade...
cicklolwut 1 day ago
he says it so perfectly!!!! his voice doesnt even break!
Heywatchadoin2day 3 days ago
28 people never saw Just Shoot Me and now hate you.
axia24 4 days ago
I want this for a txt alert
MrClintbackes 3 weeks ago
My friend just said she wants to make a chicken pot pie, I immediately sang this aloud and she didn't get it. Luckily its right here on youtube.
SrDisorden 1 month ago
@SrDisorden Loool
sudonick 1 month ago
...relieved to know I am not alone!
388Penguin388 1 month ago
vaaaaaacum
metallica4432 2 months ago
i will now sing this whenever i want chicken pot pie oh mom i know what i want for dinner.......!
principessa2892 2 months ago
My wife made this her ringtone.
gobillgo 3 months ago 2
@gobillgo I know.
errr! n/m
:D ... :P
EconAtheist 3 weeks ago
Chicken Pinkie Pie.
volt229 3 months ago
My dad and I say this whenever the opportunity arises. Glad I can finally see the original again.
hurryupthecakes13 3 months ago
@hurryupthecakes13 "whenever the opportunity arises" = LOLz!!! (Me, too!)
388Penguin388 1 month ago
I'm always afraid when I say this line, nobody will get the reference.
amyruthanne 5 months ago
@amyruthanne I know, my dad saids it all the time, especially when... you know... the meal comes.
jgrande345 5 months ago
my mom sings this all of the time and it makes me laugh but its funnier if you watch david cross do it! XD
Plasmacat13 6 months ago
Chicken butt, chicken butt, chicken butt pie.
JakubAnalysis 6 months ago
Oh Donnie, the fake retard, how I've missed you
tbsdrummer87 6 months ago
david cross <3
cam45m51 7 months ago
I like chicken, I like pie, I like chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!! :D
Denetsu 8 months ago
5 of the most famous seconds in television history. LoL whenever I eat a chicken pot pie I have to sing the song hahaha.
stargatefansg1 8 months ago
I like the part where he goes Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie.
WindRonin 9 months ago 2
@WindRonin I was already in pain from laughing so hard, and then I read this. Now I'm crying. From laughter, I mean. Crying from laughter.
AlternativeBaroque 7 months ago
That's AWESOME! LOL!!
AmazingGordo 9 months ago
Remember this from ages ago
InfiniteRhombus 10 months ago
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we named our dog Scooter...we sing Scooter pot Scooter pot Scooter pot pie...he loves it...and it makes us laugh...thanks for the line!
anntiann1 10 months ago
we named our dog Scooter...we sing Scooter pot Scooter pot Scooter pot pie...he loves it...and it makes us laugh...thanks for the line!
anntiann1 10 months ago
So that's where it came from! All I remember is hearing it from my parent's TV one night (I was in the other room), and it stuck in my head.
Hah, funny!
That show "Just Shoot Me" was so annoying, but this is something I've never forgotten.
KanineKruizer 10 months ago
Every time we have pot pie for dinner I always sing this in the kitchen. It cracks up my kids.
AlchemistJane 1 year ago 2
Sort of funny but WIRED
ngrein 1 year ago
@ngrein Funny how you posted the comment twice but managed to make the exact same mistake
InfiniteRhombus 10 months ago
Sort of funny but his voice WIRED
ngrein 1 year ago
Gadzooks!!
gerbman2004 1 year ago
my 3 favourite things
louthleviathan 1 year ago
Cross is my hero. "yall's people eat oatmeal"?
Tamaslammer 1 year ago 2
For years now, every !!SINGLE!! time I see his fucking face or hear his voice, this is what I think of.
alfyakuza 1 year ago
I used to love this show.
Ginga 1 year ago
I don't know WHY this is sooooo memorable, but it is....
roximama 1 year ago
Tht's retarded, the way you talked I thought it was a song. I wrotea song about chicken pot pie, It's pretty damn ausome.
puplicious1 1 year ago
WMMR Rocks P&S!!!!
JamisPilot 1 year ago
@JamisPilot YES! Preston&Steve rock! With the Hoover pole and all.
( Ya bag of piss)
BubbleGumTaco 1 year ago
Anyone ever heard this on Team Fortress 2?
fuckyougeorgebush 1 year ago
totally random but funny as hell <3
mangaluvr92 1 year ago
and im eating chicken pot pie right now!
bassassin1837 1 year ago
@bassassin1837 Got mine in the oven. lol
AimersSB 1 year ago
LMFAO
bassassin1837 1 year ago
WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS
ConnorGunn 1 year ago 2
I think this could be the next rick roll.
captainwasabi 1 year ago
awesome but you should have cut the video down a second or two b4 the laugh track comes in
2064219393 1 year ago
lol
DJMeowMixer 1 year ago
haha....I LOVE this. It's one of those classic sit com moments that sticks in your mind forever! This was a great show and an awesome episode LOL
micecookies 1 year ago
ok that was cool
gamed2030 1 year ago
Classic!
Farmvalleygrl 1 year ago
This came up in my "recommended for you" thingy, youtube knows me so well!
This is the first episode I ever saw, and after seeing a few seasons worth, still the best!
"Come here Donnie, I think I finally have these tubes figured out... It uses hot air"
"Donnie says vacuum!"
"No, hot air, like what makes a pop-tart JUMP out of the toaster...or why a helicopter..."
Lol I could recite almost the entire script, I need to dig this DVD up.
silntdoogood 1 year ago
gosh, i was so young when this episode aired, but i've never ever forgotten it. i don't understand why it's so funny, but the first time i saw it i was laughing so hard i thought i was gonna pass out.
mycharmeleonRAGE 1 year ago
Every time we have chicken pot pies for dinner the whole family does this... and it's been many years since we saw that show. Funny things that can stick in your memory.
I also like when Jack is trying to explain how the mail tubes work and talks about hot air and cold air and that's when Donny loses his cool and starts yelling, "Donny says VACUUM!!" And then tells Jack he's a moron and explains how a vacuum works. LOL
spassgrl 1 year ago
The king of chicken pot pie
jgrande345 1 year ago
Oh David. You never fail!
TomKennyIsLovely 1 year ago
That was great!
LiLktLady 1 year ago
The only thing I remember from this otherwise god awful show and it has stuck with me for years! Such an awesome moment and all around funny episode!!
thunderstruck665 1 year ago
I've told so many people about this and they don't get it cause David Cross does it so well.. haha.
smartmouthcc 1 year ago 2
My dad used to sing this to my nephew when he was a baby & it made him smile.
speedbuggy 1 year ago
I LOVED Donnie!
Domzdream 1 year ago
reminds me of my highschool days back in cali. this show was funny as hell
jandean61 1 year ago
oh shit! Ive been sayin that since 6th grade and could never remember where the hell i got it from! now im stoked to see it was David Cross! haha.
ArtMaddox 1 year ago
I sing this a lot. My boyfriend used to think it was cute when he thought I made it up. Now that he knows I got if from TV he hates it. Heh.
Lurple 1 year ago
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TheClamSlam 1 year ago
He HATES when people say that to him, now.
Rottenhaus 1 year ago
@Rottenhaus: Yeah, same with Alfonso Ribiero whenever people ask him to do the Carlton Dance.
thunderstruck665 1 year ago
HAHAHA
MsLols101 1 year ago
@missrobertha1 David Cross has been putting out consistently hilarious, irreverent, and intelligent humor for fucking years. Stay in touch dude.
EyesLikeHoles 1 year ago
i have to take a dump
SnorklinWithCudas 2 years ago
so silly. I bet somebody has already made a remix
gerbrandt92 2 years ago
ditto @ wiccanblanca
Thanks to the poster!!! I was going crazy!!
kyro541 2 years ago
OMG this is where i got this stupid yet oddly amusing chicken pot pie thing! It's been a random piece of a useless bit of information and it's been stuck in my head for years...
wiccanblanca 2 years ago
umm ok thats wierd (and funny)
stromy47 2 years ago
yes!
Squizeto 2 years ago
So Funny! One of my favorite sayings in the world!
dollface3333 2 years ago
LOL Poor guy
kittyloserface 2 years ago
3 of my most favorite things
waarde2 2 years ago 4
well david could add some veggies and potatoes and get a stew goin'
vikas713 2 years ago 4
I don't know what that means!
simstephen 2 years ago
oh THANK YOU for posting the vid! I sing this all. the. time. but couldn't remember where it came from!
larzebub 2 years ago 3
David Cross, deff one of the funniest guys ever!!! love this episode.
billsurf101 2 years ago 4
Transition music from Doug.
notahippie76 2 years ago
i lobe this song
Etcyorz3t789 2 years ago
Thanks Jeffrey Roland!
TheRadicalOneNG 2 years ago
hahaha its my ringtone =P
chicksrule505 2 years ago 2
Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot PIIIIIIE!
PsychoBoar 2 years ago
Four of the best seconds on Youtube. The first time I heard that line on the show, in context (or not?), it knocked me on the floor! Thank you so much David Cross and Just Shoot Me writers!
gdvisions 2 years ago 29
@gdvisions its actually 5 seconds if u want to be exact...
124girly123 11 months ago
@124girly123 Actually if you watch it again you'll notice it skips from 3 to 5. so 1 2 3 5 is really only 4 numbers even tho the last one is 5. this is grad school stuff I wouldn't expect a youtube freshmen to get it.
quasiphatpaul 9 months ago
TOBIAS!!!!!
bVanceRefridgeration 2 years ago
CHICKEN GOOTIES! YESHH
132435465768 2 years ago
i fricken love david cross!
XanltheCSG 2 years ago
i still say this all the damn time. Thank you David Cross for searing this into my brain.
deanodynamo 2 years ago 4
Hey! it's the "I CAN DO IT MYSELF!" guy!
frsboy 2 years ago 2
hah
calsonicSTi 2 years ago
aaaaah i used to say this all the time when i was little. i never knew it was david cross :DDDD
chiakimomo 2 years ago
GADZOOKS!
Munkying 2 years ago 2
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ZqweBSname 2 years ago
LOL I remembered watching this YEARS ago X"D
SaikoTaiko 2 years ago
My daughter is giggling her head off because of this.
Breger3 2 years ago 3
he was funny in scary movie 2. now hes rofl hilarious playing the re-re role in this episode... XDD
bloodydragon 2 years ago
ROFLMAO
Auntgogo 2 years ago
I wonder if he's wearing cut-offs under that?
iBlake 2 years ago 4
Hey it's not fun to make fun of a "never-nude".
jacobalatriste 2 years ago 7
why did mya always hide her big tits under loose shirts, she never shows any cleavage
mikeynike81 2 years ago
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mikeynike81 2 years ago
this is now my ringtone
6thCreated 2 years ago 36
i just copied you
straub11 2 years ago
lol ya I have been downloading a bunch of youtube videos(like this one) and converting them to MP3. Then I just upload them to the phone. It's awesome to see the looks on peoples faces when my phone rings.
6thCreated 2 years ago
how do you download these
dgilbert1 2 years ago
There are a ton of guides and websites that do it online. Just google it. It's really easy.
6thCreated 2 years ago
Tooble
sumoman25 2 years ago
What a concept!!!
gdvisions 2 years ago
tobias!
BreadHeads72 2 years ago 4
Ha Ha
0zzyfan44 2 years ago
Mr. Show was awesome, Cross is definitely one of the funnier comedians out there...
WeAreLegion00110 2 years ago
i love this freakin episode
housenigga 2 years ago
JSM is my all-time favorite show. Even funnier than Seinfeld. This episode from Season 3 is in my top 5. The one where Finch tries to set up Maya with a hot lesbian model was my favorite, next to the one where Nina's grand daughter shows up. So many great episodes. :) BTW, Cross showed up in another episode, Donnie Returns. Just as funny.
leftyjerker 2 years ago
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hahaha you just outed yourself as a fan of the worst show ever! self-pwnd!
dirtmerchant1980 2 years ago
dude, the show is funny.
Gibson889 2 years ago 2
you just owned yourself cause you dont know jackshit about comedy
lukphonp 2 years ago 2
gimmie that fatfat!!!!!!!!!!!
watupman789 3 years ago
I LOVE DAVID CROSS!!!!!!!!!
jubalate 3 years ago 2
That was the first episode I've ever seen, and I agree, the BEST! X3 I'd had that stuck in my mind ever since!
Vazecktomi 3 years ago 2
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chicken pot gay
pockmarkedbuttocks 3 years ago
chicken pot shut the fuck up
AlexAmerling19 3 years ago 4
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chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot you're a fag
pittedthighs 3 years ago
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot why the fuck are you watching this if you dont even like it?
AlexAmerling19 3 years ago 5
I though it was gonna be a whole sketch and I was disappointed. Sorry i called u a fag.
pittedthighs 3 years ago
its fine sorry for telling you to shut up....
AlexAmerling19 3 years ago
Till this day, I can't remember a single episode of that show but that bit has been stuck in my head forever
shafoplata 3 years ago 4
This was the best espisode HANDS DOWN!!!!!!
MJfan1988 3 years ago 2
KAAAAHH! HAHA!
I don't know the context, and I don't wanna know... It's perfect by itself.
Shamborn 3 years ago
ROFL XD
AlexAmerling19 3 years ago
I'm bummed they keep taking all the other clips of this episode off YouTube. I'd love to see the compilation of all the Donny scenes again!
safarigirl8 3 years ago
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Hey im misses rice i have a lot of lice and i have sex with mice because it feels really nice! The mice like cheese so i give em a slice while i watch miami vice its pay per view for a price!
wardieryu 3 years ago
hahaha your right, it get even more funny the more u watch it
Jaydag07 3 years ago
and it's still funny
PheonixHibrid 3 years ago
it's even funnier the 20th time watching it.
PheonixHibrid 3 years ago 2
I have always wondered where this came from..... now i know :]
kmdelich 3 years ago
Now, if only someone would air the one where Donnie says, "vaccuum", and he spills his role by talking normal : )
dzynr8 3 years ago
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what is this from?
nickcagefanclub08 3 years ago
it says it in the FIRST line of the description
psamko 3 years ago 2
And leave that fucking fan club....
NC sucks.
masterpiraka 3 years ago
My DH and I sing this every time someone says chicken pot pie. And sometimes even when no one does. : )
katebethm 3 years ago
Thank you sooo much for uploading this!!
seldomseenstan 3 years ago 2
Does anyone know the name of this episode? I'm remember cracking up the first time I saw it and I'd like to watch it again. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
"Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!"
sweetheart92115 3 years ago 2
"Does anyone know the name of this episode?"
"Slow Donnie". Somebody put highlights of it on YT a while back, but damned if I can find it.
falconApoda 3 years ago
:) I have been saying this for along time , Everytime Somebody says Pot Pie I Hear this in my Head .
superdumbshit 3 years ago 2
I remembered when this aired so many years ago. I've been walking around saying it ever since and now I can finally show people I'm not mentally insane. //_^
twistedxinsanity 3 years ago
coud enyone tell me where i can found the end of that episode
ChrisJericho228 3 years ago
This was HYSTERICAL! I was at the Boston Market one day, and some woman in line said this while ordering a chicken pot pie. I nearly pissed myself!
chazcov08 3 years ago
LMAO...i remember this.
Godcallsmeevil 3 years ago
Wow! I've been looking for this online since FOR-EV-ER! God bless you, sanka1234!
ShortyLongstrokin 3 years ago
haha! my teacher showed dis to me in class and i was singing it the ENTIRE day!
berkeley584 3 years ago
lol where can i watch this show on the net love david cross
1548487 3 years ago
i watched that episode like 2 days ago#
lol
littlemark08 3 years ago
Amazing. I watch Just Shoot Me everyday.
BountyHunter0101 3 years ago
this loops disturbingly smoothly.
chulk607 3 years ago
That was hilarious! I have to hit replay over and over!
danceyfriend 3 years ago
I was wracking my brain last night trying to remember where I'd heard that, YouTube delivers!!
spectatape 3 years ago
I love you mom!!
I love you table!
Donnie has secret!
riggerjonny 3 years ago 2
I can't help but to keep hitting "replay":LoL: Too funny.
scarabY2k 3 years ago 2
I sing this every time I eat one.
ookete 3 years ago 3
im gonna fall out of a tree and pretend im retarded for ten years so i aint got to work either too funny
desistohater 3 years ago
whats the episode where the cast is at a board meeting and bob fires dave then says hes joking!it goes on and on until it is serious and dave shouts this is BULLSHIT at the camera!lol!!!!!
Metaldog67 3 years ago
Do you happen to have the whole episode? If you do, could you upload it? That was the best episode of the entire series.
SteelyDanLuvr 3 years ago
was he lieing about being retarded on that episode i dont remem2ber
masmotors 3 years ago 2
Yes he was..
Kingyoto5 3 years ago
Cute.
moongirlply 3 years ago 3
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot PIE!
spl0Osh 3 years ago
not only I have my husband and I been saying this for years....we have our 4 year old son saying it!
ruthie4973 3 years ago 3
A classic! it still cracks me up even after all this time! It's kind of turned into a family "Inside joke"
baylie336 3 years ago 2
i can lsten to a million times! it goes on my ipod! lol
emo4eva166 3 years ago 4
New ringtone.
t4ll3y 3 years ago 4
How do you download it to make it a ringtone?
suttonc 3 years ago 2
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this sucks!
c0r0na5 3 years ago
YOU SUCK!
JesusChris 3 years ago 7