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  • Man, I remember reciting this in the cafeteria in 5th grade...

  • he says it so perfectly!!!! his voice doesnt even break!

  • 28 people never saw Just Shoot Me and now hate you.

  • I want this for a txt alert

  • My friend just said she wants to make a chicken pot pie, I immediately sang this aloud and she didn't get it. Luckily its right here on youtube.

  • @SrDisorden Loool

  • ...relieved to know I am not alone!

  • vaaaaaacum

  • i will now sing this whenever i want chicken pot pie oh mom i know what i want for dinner.......!

  • My wife made this her ringtone.

  • @gobillgo I know.

    errr! n/m

    :D ... :P

  • Chicken Pinkie Pie.

  • My dad and I say this whenever the opportunity arises. Glad I can finally see the original again.

  • @hurryupthecakes13 "whenever the opportunity arises" = LOLz!!! (Me, too!)

  • I'm always afraid when I say this line, nobody will get the reference.

  • @amyruthanne I know, my dad saids it all the time, especially when... you know... the meal comes.

  • my mom sings this all of the time and it makes me laugh but its funnier if you watch david cross do it! XD

  • Chicken butt, chicken butt, chicken butt pie.

  • Oh Donnie, the fake retard, how I've missed you

  • david cross <3

  • I like chicken, I like pie, I like chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!! :D

  • 5 of the most famous seconds in television history. LoL whenever I eat a chicken pot pie I have to sing the song hahaha.

  • I like the part where he goes Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie.

  • @WindRonin I was already in pain from laughing so hard, and then I read this. Now I'm crying. From laughter, I mean. Crying from laughter.

  • That's AWESOME! LOL!!

  • Remember this from ages ago

  • we named our dog Scooter...we sing Scooter pot Scooter pot Scooter pot pie...he loves it...and it makes us laugh...thanks for the line!

  • So that's where it came from! All I remember is hearing it from my parent's TV one night (I was in the other room), and it stuck in my head.

    Hah, funny!

    That show "Just Shoot Me" was so annoying, but this is something I've never forgotten.

  • Every time we have pot pie for dinner I always sing this in the kitchen. It cracks up my kids.

  • Sort of funny but WIRED

  • @ngrein Funny how you posted the comment twice but managed to make the exact same mistake

  • Sort of funny but his voice WIRED

  • Gadzooks!!

  • my 3 favourite things

  • Cross is my hero. "yall's people eat oatmeal"?

  • For years now, every !!SINGLE!! time I see his fucking face or hear his voice, this is what I think of.

  • I used to love this show.

  • I don't know WHY this is sooooo memorable, but it is....

  • Tht's retarded, the way you talked I thought it was a song. I wrotea song about chicken pot pie, It's pretty damn ausome.

  • WMMR Rocks P&S!!!!

  • @JamisPilot YES! Preston&Steve rock! With the Hoover pole and all.

    ( Ya bag of piss)

  • Anyone ever heard this on Team Fortress 2?

  • totally random but funny as hell <3

  • and im eating chicken pot pie right now!

  • @bassassin1837 Got mine in the oven. lol

  • LMFAO

  • WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THIS

  • I think this could be the next rick roll.

  • awesome but you should have cut the video down a second or two b4 the laugh track comes in

  • lol

  • haha....I LOVE this. It's one of those classic sit com moments that sticks in your mind forever! This was a great show and an awesome episode LOL

  • ok that was cool

  • Classic!

  • This came up in my "recommended for you" thingy, youtube knows me so well!

    This is the first episode I ever saw, and after seeing a few seasons worth, still the best!

    "Come here Donnie, I think I finally have these tubes figured out... It uses hot air"

    "Donnie says vacuum!"

    "No, hot air, like what makes a pop-tart JUMP out of the toaster...or why a helicopter..."

    Lol I could recite almost the entire script, I need to dig this DVD up.

  • gosh, i was so young when this episode aired, but i've never ever forgotten it. i don't understand why it's so funny, but the first time i saw it i was laughing so hard i thought i was gonna pass out.

  • Every time we have chicken pot pies for dinner the whole family does this... and it's been many years since we saw that show. Funny things that can stick in your memory.

    I also like when Jack is trying to explain how the mail tubes work and talks about hot air and cold air and that's when Donny loses his cool and starts yelling, "Donny says VACUUM!!" And then tells Jack he's a moron and explains how a vacuum works. LOL

  • The king of chicken pot pie

  • Oh David. You never fail!

  • That was great!

  • The only thing I remember from this otherwise god awful show and it has stuck with me for years! Such an awesome moment and all around funny episode!!

  • I've told so many people about this and they don't get it cause David Cross does it so well.. haha.

  • My dad used to sing this to my nephew when he was a baby & it made him smile.

  • I LOVED Donnie!

  • reminds me of my highschool days back in cali. this show was funny as hell

  • oh shit! Ive been sayin that since 6th grade and could never remember where the hell i got it from! now im stoked to see it was David Cross! haha.

  • I sing this a lot. My boyfriend used to think it was cute when he thought I made it up. Now that he knows I got if from TV he hates it. Heh.

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  • He HATES when people say that to him, now.

  • @Rottenhaus: Yeah, same with Alfonso Ribiero whenever people ask him to do the Carlton Dance.

  • HAHAHA

  • @missrobertha1 David Cross has been putting out consistently hilarious, irreverent, and intelligent humor for fucking years. Stay in touch dude.

  • i have to take a dump

  • so silly. I bet somebody has already made a remix

  • ditto @ wiccanblanca

    Thanks to the poster!!! I was going crazy!!

  • OMG this is where i got this stupid yet oddly amusing chicken pot pie thing! It's been a random piece of a useless bit of information and it's been stuck in my head for years...

  • umm ok thats wierd (and funny)

  • yes!

  • So Funny! One of my favorite sayings in the world!

  • LOL Poor guy

  • 3 of my most favorite things

  • well david could add some veggies and potatoes and get a stew goin'

  • I don't know what that means!

  • oh THANK YOU for posting the vid! I sing this all. the. time. but couldn't remember where it came from!

  • David Cross, deff one of the funniest guys ever!!! love this episode.

  • Transition music from Doug.

  • i lobe this song

  • Thanks Jeffrey Roland!

  • hahaha its my ringtone =P

  • Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot PIIIIIIE!

  • Four of the best seconds on Youtube. The first time I heard that line on the show, in context (or not?), it knocked me on the floor! Thank you so much David Cross and Just Shoot Me writers!

  • @gdvisions its actually 5 seconds if u want to be exact...

  • @124girly123 Actually if you watch it again you'll notice it skips from 3 to 5. so 1 2 3 5 is really only 4 numbers even tho the last one is 5. this is grad school stuff I wouldn't expect a youtube freshmen to get it.

  • TOBIAS!!!!!

  • CHICKEN GOOTIES! YESHH

  • i fricken love david cross!

  • i still say this all the damn time. Thank you David Cross for searing this into my brain.

  • Hey! it's the "I CAN DO IT MYSELF!" guy!

  • hah

  • aaaaah i used to say this all the time when i was little. i never knew it was david cross :DDDD

  • GADZOOKS!

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  • LOL I remembered watching this YEARS ago X"D

  • My daughter is giggling her head off because of this.

  • he was funny in scary movie 2. now hes rofl hilarious playing the re-re role in this episode... XDD

  • ROFLMAO

  • I wonder if he's wearing cut-offs under that?

  • Hey it's not fun to make fun of a "never-nude".

  • why did mya always hide her big tits under loose shirts, she never shows any cleavage

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  • this is now my ringtone

  • i just copied you

  • lol ya I have been downloading a bunch of youtube videos(like this one) and converting them to MP3. Then I just upload them to the phone. It's awesome to see the looks on peoples faces when my phone rings.

  • how do you download these

  • There are a ton of guides and websites that do it online. Just google it. It's really easy.

  • Tooble

  • What a concept!!!

  • tobias!

  • Ha Ha

  • Mr. Show was awesome, Cross is definitely one of the funnier comedians out there...

  • i love this freakin episode

  • JSM is my all-time favorite show. Even funnier than Seinfeld. This episode from Season 3 is in my top 5. The one where Finch tries to set up Maya with a hot lesbian model was my favorite, next to the one where Nina's grand daughter shows up. So many great episodes. :) BTW, Cross showed up in another episode, Donnie Returns. Just as funny.

  • dude, the show is funny.

  • you just owned yourself cause you dont know jackshit about comedy

  • gimmie that fatfat!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I LOVE DAVID CROSS!!!!!!!!!

  • That was the first episode I've ever seen, and I agree, the BEST! X3 I'd had that stuck in my mind ever since!

  • chicken pot shut the fuck up

  • chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot why the fuck are you watching this if you dont even like it?

  • I though it was gonna be a whole sketch and I was disappointed. Sorry i called u a fag.

  • its fine sorry for telling you to shut up....

  • Till this day, I can't remember a single episode of that show but that bit has been stuck in my head forever

  • This was the best espisode HANDS DOWN!!!!!!

  • KAAAAHH! HAHA!

    I don't know the context, and I don't wanna know... It's perfect by itself.

  • ROFL XD

  • I'm bummed they keep taking all the other clips of this episode off YouTube. I'd love to see the compilation of all the Donny scenes again!

  • hahaha your right, it get even more funny the more u watch it

  • and it's still funny

  • it's even funnier the 20th time watching it.

  • I have always wondered where this came from..... now i know :]

  • Now, if only someone would air the one where Donnie says, "vaccuum", and he spills his role by talking normal : )

  • it says it in the FIRST line of the description

  • And leave that fucking fan club....

    NC sucks.

  • My DH and I sing this every time someone says chicken pot pie. And sometimes even when no one does. : )

  • Thank you sooo much for uploading this!!

  • Does anyone know the name of this episode? I'm remember cracking up the first time I saw it and I'd like to watch it again. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

    "Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!"

  • "Does anyone know the name of this episode?"

    "Slow Donnie". Somebody put highlights of it on YT a while back, but damned if I can find it.

  • :) I have been saying this for along time , Everytime Somebody says Pot Pie  I Hear this in my Head .

  • I remembered when this aired so many years ago. I've been walking around saying it ever since and now I can finally show people I'm not mentally insane. //_^

  • coud enyone tell me where i can found the end of that episode

  • This was HYSTERICAL! I was at the Boston Market one day, and some woman in line said this while ordering a chicken pot pie. I nearly pissed myself!

  • LMAO...i remember this.

  • Wow! I've been looking for this online since FOR-EV-ER! God bless you, sanka1234!

  • haha! my teacher showed dis to me in class and i was singing it the ENTIRE day!

  • lol where can i watch this show on the net love david cross

  • i watched that episode like 2 days ago#

    lol

  • Amazing. I watch Just Shoot Me everyday.

  • this loops disturbingly smoothly.

  • That was hilarious! I have to hit replay over and over!

  • I was wracking my brain last night trying to remember where I'd heard that, YouTube delivers!!

  • I love you mom!!

    I love you table!

    Donnie has secret!

  • I can't help but to keep hitting "replay":LoL: Too funny.

  • I sing this every time I eat one.

  • im gonna fall out of a tree and pretend im retarded for ten years so i aint got to work either too funny

  • whats the episode where the cast is at a board meeting and bob fires dave then says hes joking!it goes on and on until it is serious and dave shouts this is BULLSHIT at the camera!lol!!!!!

  • Do you happen to have the whole episode? If you do, could you upload it? That was the best episode of the entire series.

  • was he lieing about being retarded on that episode i dont remem2ber

  • Yes he was..

  • Cute.

  • chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot PIE!

  • not only I have my husband and I been saying this for years....we have our 4 year old son saying it!

  • A classic! it still cracks me up even after all this time! It's kind of turned into a family "Inside joke"

  • i can lsten to a million times! it goes on my ipod! lol

  • New ringtone.

  • How do you download it to make it a ringtone?

  • YOU SUCK!