Pride & Prejudice & 367 Pages of Balls and Young Men

[Maraguzzi]

lol wtf is this.....

[mrcuddles4]

i have the weirdest boner

[trudust]

and to think, I used to touch myself to the thought of the electronic voice for Amtrack, and she wouldn't even talk dirty to me. She would just say "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that"

This chick's voice makes my motor hum

[AhcriSlate]

Please make more, this is too good

[ChurbaSilvertongue]

Having Been to an old English country house ball, the phrase of "Standing about in a fuckin' stupid manner" is honestly the most accurate description of those affairs and the guests that I've ever heard.

[LordSomarl]

He danced here and he danced there, fancying himself so very great. What a cunt!

Class.

[muaka1]

0:54 for Fucking Farties Rectum Poo

[beach7125]

But what about the number of porridge?

[eruption257]

@beach7125 Or the number of wwwwoooah

[GarrisonSiberry]

I can't even. I don't even.

Why is this as so damn funny?!

[ResidentCabbagehead]

I always got the impression that Lizzie Bennett had a smelly twat.

[stripteaseheart]

This sounds like something the Marquis de Sade would actually write.

[drphwoar]

@wrtbupoh2t491 a) Get PDF & audio book of novel I know and love c) Listen to it while drawing my award-deserving webcomics d) Note segments that sound like they could be rude e) Piece them together in goldwave f) Spread entire jar of vegemite on bollocks and dip in fishtank full of fish that i put lipstick on earlier. g) Show to my wife and see what she does.

[Katfish603]

Hilarious! I especially like Mrs. Bennetts song!

[ghostdein1]

I hope you keep making these, they're absolutely brilliant! hahahahahahahaha

[ChoklitBizkit]

Oh. My. God. I'm about to piss myself.

[drphwoar]

@ChoklitBizkit Try pooing at the same time! Trust me.

[jillybilly862]

Is it busami?

[TrickyNick79]

Hey Ben - you just got featured on the daily what.

[drphwoar]

@TrickyNick79 Yeah man! 'twas I that submitted it. Too much time spent on this for a measly 95 hits. :)

[tifo316]

@drphwoar Thank you for this. I have no other words.

[0871Atta]

So juvenile!

[Towne]

So much win.

[tessreadett87]

bahaha!

[madeofHAY]

Yes.

[RobTFirefly]

BRB, laughing and crying forever.