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  • Trojan Full Body Condom

  • How does he deal with mines?

    and the joints

  • How does he deal with mines?

  • Laugh all you want but the fact is that programs for developing suits for military use have been ongoing for many years now. The Advanced Warfighter System is still under development for example. I don't care who you are... IEDs are a problem and the only way to protect against them in the field is to use a suit. We might not use the suit as it is right now but Troy has created a very good launching pad for future suits.

  • same nut that thinks he can build a suit to survive an attack from a grizzly bear....but cant find a grizzly bear mad enough to attack him rofl....

  • this suit is a snipers dream. armor piercing incindiary round.

  • This is the dumbest suit ever. Bulky and restricts movement, you could see him "silently" struggle to get up from his camouflaged position. This is just an old guy that still likes to play power rangers or some shit.

  • nice gear, even if i don't think throwing knives or precision-shots are possible with this suit...

    but thumbs up for great inventor troy hurtubise

  • Props for putting the video to Schism.

    This guy is a bit of a goofball, but all great inventors must've seemed that way to the on-lookers. Do guys think when Leonardo DaVinci was building and conceiving his idea for the first flying machine people didn't laugh, and think he was nuts. Point is, something like this if truly effective could be a huge step in the right direction. They could develop and entirely new branch of military based around this suit, if not the idea alone.

  • this was designed for the middle east. does he realize it's kinda hot over there? you'd bake alive in that thing, forget about getting blown up.

  • @whatevamang

    Watch the rest of the videos. He has it designed for hot temperatures. There's a solar powered air conditioning system in the helmet.

  • Is this a joke?

  • Can you hold an AR rifle And reload it? or is there not enough mobility?

  • Best line in this video? "You know who's going to walk out of that vehicle? The one wearing the Trojan" Why? because he won't have an STD. lol!!!

  • red raven? yea i need to remove my helmet so i can be sniped fuckin retard!

  • Ditch the ghey paintjob and it might be taken seriosly.

  • scam... there is still no video on utube who won, unless no1 gave a dollar.

  • MAXIMUM VIRGINITY!!!

  • @gamerman001 HAHA. Looks like a Crysis -wannabe suit lol.

  • he thinks that plastic heap of shit would last against explosives? wahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haahaha

  • @UrielAtHeart Actually a previous video explained that it's not plastic, but another material overplayed with plastic that is mostly bulletproof. Although the idea is still REALLY ridiculous, i guess it's a start.

    I mean look at computers. They were once huge boxy machines that took up a whole room, now they can be portable even. I give this guy points for effort.

  • Trojans don't always protect... they burst and then 'tards are born. :P

  • this is real the suit cost 150.000$

  • BIG EGO 

  • @boom60000 it's probably still in development so he probably will add that later

  • This guy is yelling very angrily, and wants me to send $1 to him.

  • The suit is cool, and he's trying to sell his product, which is cool, but the last half of it is so lame and makes me lose interest.

  • loser..

  • this just looks like a shitty action movie...

  • Is this guy that retarded? The part where he gets up from pretending to be a bush, he thinks he's being stealthy, who wouldn't have heard that?

  • Can I set off the IED!? =D

    

  • Buddies living in fairytale land, he's wearing fuckin hockey shin pads.

    whoever tests this in an IED demo will die. god bless him

    who moves that retarded and slow in war anyway.

  • Buddies living in fairytale land, he's wearing fuckin hockey shin pads.

    whoever tests this in an IED demo will die. god bless him

  • SEN ! ONE! DOLLAR! SEND IT !!!!

  • I don't know whether this is a joke or not, but stop wasting everybody's time with some bullshit, and taking the war lightly by trying to screw around copying video game suits that don't work. Why don't you go do something more useful by trying to figure out better ways to help our military survive. Kthxbai

  • there is an awful amount of gaps in that suit

  • lol I'd like to see him stand there and take 30 rounds of 5.56 fmj in the torso then I might say he is on to something.

  • so their own government cannot give them proper suits, but you can??

  • what the fuck?

  • Looks like tricked out catchers equipment...

  • imagine being invaded by an army wearing these suits that would be terrifying especially when the country being invaded is so primitive technologically wise

  • Nice design and theory but I can visibly spot some weakpoints like the neck and the sides of the torso..otherwise good job!

  • Does his family support this?

  • lol... the only trojan ill ever wear is a condom!!! lol. XP

    i think he has waaay to much time watching futureistic movies and games.

    but may God bless our soliders over seas and keep them from harm.

  • 3:20 aww i like long walks on a sunset cost (great we have a job for you)

  • isnt this guy a qwuack? love the optimism, but he's a joke, proof or gtfo anyone?

  • @killerkip1 qwuack? try quack bud. Learn to spell.

  • But...Will it blend?

  • Great acting.

  • may the 6 men we lost r.i.p.

  • The United States government doesn't think a soldier's life is worth the Trojan. lol

  • lol @ 2:58! IS THIS A JOKE?!? This guy is just role playing. This is a hobby and nothing more.

  • Hahaha I laughed the whole thing . I can't take this dude seriously

  • Guys he has said in an interview that this is a $15k prototyope. IT. IS. PLASTIC! It is NOT real and can NOT withstand fire!

    If you ask me, he is a 40 yr old virgin who games. Thats not official, but I mean c'mon. Great mind, probably an engineer, but he is living in a fantasy.

  • I know this is irrelevant and some of you hear this all the time , but why is his suit have so much unimportant gadgets ? It's too flashy . Even the armor from that video game Halo actually would not only look better than this , but probablly function better under REAL fire .

  • So is this guy going to make these suits out of his mons basement? So then who is going to stock the shelves at the supermarket he works at?

  • -.-

    omfg....seriously??

    ddaaaammn.....why dont you stop showing us all this fake crap and start showing us real tests. Like gunfires, explosion, all the features and offensive abilites for attacking the opponent and shit like that. Seriously!! Either let me see that, or i know its fake!! This is so bullshit!!

  • why dont you don't you just hang the suit up by a firing range and get people to shoot it or some shit like that

  • It looks plastic

  • This guys a nut.

  • But, can it blend?

  • Anyone else see the giant ipod shuffle on the leg? :D

  • only thing is its a good thought and all but wouldent hold up to certain sniper rifles maybe small arms fire thats about it

  • LOL, too funny, or is sad the word I am looking for.

  • you should incorporate some micro hydrolics with an ultracapacitor power system. Also do you use Kevlar on top of ceramic plating? that would be heavy maybe tried artificial spider silk on top of modified carbon composite would be lighter and stronger but you still have a vacuum issue you need a pony tank for oxygen. some proper seals around the helmet to go under water. also a head up display inside the helmet wide view lens for the camera's and night vision thermo and inferred.

  • @MrJumpkicker and maby some magnets on the legs to hold any model of small arms bv pistols and sub-mechineguns

  • but, will it blend?

  • It's like the suit from Crysis; Maximum dork! 

  • who ended up winning this?

  • umm, how did the guy not see him in the tree? and wouldnt the water get into the helmet?

  • put some camo on it!!!!!

  • hmm, the Trojan, it can stop bullets and explosives, but can it stop STD's?

  • He uses a magnum.

    ZING!

  • Its only bulletproof because the taliban will be laughing so hard at that suit they will forget to fire there weapons!

  • I fucking pissed myself laughing when I saw him in the tree XD

  • Damn this is awkward video.

  • THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS...like charlie sheen

  • fck u

  • is this guy serious...

  • i want that suit!!!!!!11

  • lol how the f... can you take this Idiot serious, begging for money and then making the worst demo video ever of something totally... junk...

  • ...and in the back, there's a soup carrying device in case a soldier wants to carry some soup!

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  • see your video makes this look like a joke. it needs to be more serious

  • lol @ the s"stealth" kill at 7:25, real nice mobility bro!

  • to bad if he goes in the water the gun breaks...

  • Too much lack of mobility and you can't aim your m4. But its a great idea!

  • his crappy scenario and bad acting and lack of showing actual tests made me go from being optimistic about this suit to skeptical very quickly

  • what would happen if sombody tried to twist his head around and break his neck??????

  • that's not stealthy :/

  • Theres a lot of space between the limbs and the body, unprotected...?

  • missiontrojan com is a website that has links for condoms lol

  • Are you kidding me? It'd be to god damn hot to wear that -_-

  • How bout insted of haveing stupid action movie henchmen actuly have ppl w/ real, live round guns, if your so confident in your suit! god get your head out o your ars and out of action movie and video games! loser...

  • Marines would rather die than become a hostage. This guy is full of shit. We aren't dropping like flies out there. I highly doubt this suit will survive a fucking IED. Make the suit less flashy and more professional, and maybe the ARMY will accept it, because the Corps sure as fuck wont. Semper Fi.

  • Those demonstrations don't show any application for the suit at all that wouldn't be better performed without.

  • i only liked when schism started playing. just the song, thats all

  • stick to the building of gay halo suits while your in your teens. Im not saying its wrong in any way, just the way he "acts" to show how functional the suit is...

  • Does he mean it or he is joking?

  • this is pretty cool. too bad no one will take this seriously cus this guys a fuckin nut.

  • I figured this guy is the most effective troll ever.

  • wait, does that thing have a scuba system now?

  • why did you use the name of a condom

  • playing way too much halo bud. too much pointless crap on that armor

  • X D LMAO WHAT A FUCKED UP HAIR CUT.. lol thats your real weapon. its a real head turner lol

  • ok so the suit enables this d-bag seinglehandedly take out UNARMED fake guards ans reath underwater lol what a joke and the guy is fregen reatarded!

  • i think it would be better if he dident try too hard to make it look good

  • stupid canaidians.. but im owning one of those but im putting liquid armor in it (fuck your cheap canaidian hocky suit) a full wide visor (not little slots.) sweat paint job, and the hulc(by Lockheed) to walk it. it shall be epic O_O (and then america will ban public use because were all secretly communists.)

  • @BubbaRaeth92 There's no need to discredit Canada, or lump all Canadians with this retard. If they were dumb enough to let this guy sell his shit suit to their government then I would agree with you, but their military didn't give him the time of day just like ours didn't. "And then America will ban public use because were all secretly communists". Lay off the FoxNews bro.

  • @BubbaRaeth92

    Your full wide visor screams "HEADSHOT HERE".

  • @TheForgottenWolf oh your right.. lets invent bullet proof glass. or is it better to have a limited line of sight in combat? (what about armor piercing rounds?) plastic helmets dont stop those either.. plus the impact force ALONE could kill you. did you know (no) a 45 can kill you through a bullet proof jacket without going through it?

  • nigga fuck up stop smoking crack when u work on the suit

  • nigga fuck up on 7:23sec he fell 2 the floor when he was getting up i would have spotted that nigga i good hearing nigga would fuck by me lol

  • How long before Trojan condoms sues him?

  • exposed neck and hands, bulky as hell, slow as shit to put on, and expensive

  • @wasssupeverybody Hands are padded and one of the least things to be shot.

  • @wasssupeverybody it can take an explosion fcktardf of course itys gunna be bulky

  • @BuLLetwhitOutaGun Maybe an explosion from a Cherry Bomb yes but have him go up against a real Demolition or Military grade explosive while inside that Halloween costume and he will die either from flying shrapnel or the concussive force. I.E.D's have been known to rip through armored vehicles and even toss them 30 feet in the air. That piece of shit will never protect him no matter how much he hypes it up.

  • slow to put on, bulky, exposed neck, and expensive

  • @wasssupeverybody That bulky armour holds a lot of stiff that is all used in the military. It's bulky to take more hits, and it's a slow put on so that means they will put it on a while before and expensive so only the best of soldiers get to have the suit. As for the exposed neck, not only is it very hard to hit that little bit of exposed neck but he will most likly fix it. Even though it is bulky, he can move good enough to do what he needs. Anything else?

  • One day he'll go berserk and use it to kill a bunch of people.

  • lol I think he's angry

  • i'll wear it and get shot at! fuck it im serious

  • and I guess someone was playing too much video games...

  • @bunny153649

    he's been making armors since before you were born

  • @bunny153649 He did say he looked to halo for some inspiration

  • @jp4k I mean how can that helmet gives soldier situation awareness? If he actually knows how warfare works, he wouldn't make a helmet like that with dual pistol like 007

  • @bunny153649 lol just cause his suit looks like this dont mean he plays games, ihe's just thinking future, not godwill armor..

  • that is just a modify welding helmet lol

  • Ummmm, unless I totally missed something, what did the suit have to do with strangling, stabbing, and shooting someone? All his demonstations could've been done in a pair of sweats--he probably wouldn't've had such a hard time standing up after he buried himself! hahaha Closing thought: when did mental institutions allow patients to play with video cameras that close to the water?

  • suits cool, video was just awful

    The stealth bit, comon.... use it against the sas in a paint ball fight and if you win then its good

  • I want to see firetesting videos!! Lol!

  • 3:04 yeah, he's definitely fucking ninja alright.

  • Too much Crysis man, too much Crysis.

  • The 80´s atmosphere is awesome!

  • make it look not so much like a child designed it then we can talk

  • what is the second song on here

  • @neoJ666 tool - schism

  • @speedloco thank you

  • he needs to completely cover up the under layer.

  • He couldn't call it the Spartan because Bungie copyrighted it for Halo

  • every one should send him £1 or $1

  • every one should send im £1 or $1

  • This reminds me of hillbilly ninja. Next he will be saying "Ninj-ee Star!"

  • Hes is mentally retarded and it shows.

    I think most children these days will turn into adults like this

    but with no chance for Aid or Relief.

  • when someone builds suits in there garage you know they play a little to much halo

  • this is actually a great idea just needs some real investment and it could work

  • This guy watches too much T.V.

    Sadness.

  • I seriously doubt that the hostiles would all have been unarmed

  • lol he didnt even end up saving the guy

  • are ypu a fucking joke or are u 4 real? =S

  • can u breath underwater with that trojan

  • Its like some 80's arnie film!

    I would love to see him try to climb out of the pond in that thing. It does seem to come with lots of useful gadgets though, such as the spade for digging a hole for your turds (7:15) and I love the fact it is designed with a tiny cock (1:28)!

    Why does he want money to make a new suit to test with an IED, if this is the real thing why not test this? Would love to see the black lycra suit, motocross armour and halo helmet being rolled out! Go Canada!

  • okay where do I send my dollar.

    the suits equipped for Sandcastle building I just can't stop laughing Ray William Johnson has to see this video lol

  • Just because he's crazy doesn't mean he's wrong.

  • @IanDavidOnDU stupidest fake demo ever though, it's clearly so bulky that he can't use anything other than a handgun or knives, and not even that well. and can you imagine hand to hand combat in this thing? guy would stab you in the fucking neck before you could swing at him.

  • @IanDavidOnDU The warner bros were called crazy,now we have planes,people are fucking limited thinking...

  • @USMCjunior117 Its the Wright bros! Not warner lol this dude is a joke people should put there thoughts to more positive thinking rather then dis illusion do You copy Red Raven?

  • @drydolphin LOL I forgot,thanks for the laugh tho.

  • What a clown!

  • As a Canadian, I am embarrassed.

  • this guy is retarded

  • IS the metroidfusion im watching =P

  • The real Iron Man!

  • it seems to be very useful if the person creating it wasn't so ecstatic about what its for, he could real make it perfect if he wasn't so busy trying to sell it to the stupid military so fast or at all.

  • it would be funny if he shot himself in the armor and started scream fuck the armor doesnt work

  • dude no kidding but the US army must be laughing at their asses watching this! lol

  • its painted with cheap silver paint lmao

  • meybe u get better camera before u make new suit :D?

  • wow I have to get one of those!! :O in what toyshop did you get it?

  • dude, red raven doesn't copy cause your phone has water damage lmaooo

  • ROFL HILARIOUS!!

    

  • nice cosplay costume

  • hahaha loser

  • Yeah, I can see all kinds of issues with this suit.  It is good in theory, but has way to many flaws. He will be hating life if he does test himself against an IED with this suit. I have personally seen HMWWV's tossed into the air from an IED blast, and with all the openings on the suit this guy has on, he will be shredded. Also every time he removes that helmet to talk on a Cell Phone (which is horribly inaccurate) he leaves himself open to sniper fire, and the lights on the head no way.

  • @uscavalry19d

    "tossed into the air from an IED blast" - It has a built-in parachute

    "he will be shredded" - It has a built-in fully automatic duck tape wrapper

    "removes that helmet to talk on a Cell Phone" - Next model will have a built-in voice activated 14GW radio with earpiece, mic and rotating platter, this model relies on discouraging any sniper by it's awesome awesomness

  • if an i.e.d can rip open a hummer, what can we say about this ?? can you put up sights on a rifle with that bulky thing ? from his tone he only care about sales

  • good luck geting suit off in fire.........RED RAVIN will help him