CAN U BEAT HU IN PINGPONG?

[GrrrIamMad]

I bet they tried to lose.

[p5rsiapino1]

@JOECHING

YOU'RE RIGHT FRIEND!!

[joeching]

@p5rsiapino1 thank u for agreeing with this nuke engineer and pingpong player.

[p5rsiapino1]

THE PRESENT CHINESE PRESIDENT IS NOT ONLY GOOD IN POLITICS BUT ALSO IN TABLE TENNIS HA..WELL,THAT'S AWESOME,JUST LIKE DRIVING CHINA TOWARDS BEING THE FIRST WORLD..

[joeching]

@p5rsiapino1 pingpong is more powerful than the nuke; politics is funnier than the circus.

[ivan00001983]

@ComradeMing It's not about being old or weak, it's about being intelligent and abusing this gift to harm others. That's the way this "poor old man" does it, he's an arch criminal and a leader of a repressive apparatus specialized in diminishing basic human rights.

[ivan00001983]

@ComradeMing I'm not your idol, I see how your idol is - fine people of the communist party of China, possibly the greatest criminal organization in the world.

[joeching]

@ivan00001983 check out the protesters on wall street and u ll find out whose the "greatest criminal organization in the world".

o'bum bought a pingpong table in the whitehouse just before he visited china, but i guess he's too busy killing muslims and bribing the bankers that he never learn to play.

[ivan00001983]

@joeching Banks harm people's interest and so do the governments who subdue to them but this clip was about Chinese president playing ping-pong and as such it seemed like a propaganda.

Let's not forget who this man really is, it's just like when they picture Putin as some cool guy. These men have blood of innocent people on their hands. They're not like everyone else.

[joeching]

@ComradeMing do anything, like fight an old idol, u want, but just dont phuck with pingpong, unless u got enough under ur belt.

[BrianHo1337]

Playing nice ping pong with a suit? That's awesome talent.

[joeching]

@BrianHo1337 here is me in full uniform:

pongfu in beijing

watch?v=lShWQL0H6QA

[DarthSalsaPants22]

O.O ..... I MUST CHALLENGE HIM!!!

[joeching]

@DarthSalsaPants22 yeah, before he retires and turn pro.

[Armigo91]

We've seen this talent so far.

Whom knows what his kung fu skills really are?

[dbernz02]

doooooo dongwaaaaaaaa ching changggg chonggggggggg. we play ping pong now hwaaaaaaa

[aznboynl]

holy shit , he is quite good!

really, respect for him...

something like obama can play nice basketbal,

hu jintao can play excelent pingpong

[gengar77]

damn he's good....

[joeching]

@gengar77 all international deadlocks should be settled by a pingpong game rather then wars.

[yobmas722]

@joeching totallyyy sooo true!!!

[ivan00001983]

Yes, I'd like to beat Jintao, but not in ping-pong, rather in free-style boxing or ultimate fight.

[terrorfalc]

Fucking hell hes pretty good

[joeching]

@terrorfalc pingpong makes good leaders, even better diplomats. one of them from china broke down america's nuke fence.

[random234]

@joeching actually i had a old friend use a grip like that. he would hold the paddle face with his entire hand. like his palm would be against one of the faces of the paddle. i guess it was okay, but i imagine it would be kind of hard to do a backhand with only the front face of the paddle

[joeching]

@random234 there is such a new design on the market, with the hand sandwiched between two blades. so, it's really illegal, but somehow the guy might have won the right to used it on the court(as he showed up on cnn about 5 years ago on this).

mine's is a complete package, representing the 3rd way to play(according to the former german national coach). it's called pongfu, for kungfu pingpong. last 3 months it finally worked, but it would take another 9 month to wrap it up.

[joeching]

@joeching pongfu is intended to bring back china's old tradition of kungfu.

we need to make personal fitness achieving same status as scholarship, while move all money chasing activities to where they v always belong in asia -- in the gutter.

[random234]

hu using the eastern grip. :/

[joeching]

@random234 it's the pen-holding grip, as we use pen more often than shaking hands, which the shake hand grip is based.

but soon a third grip would by introduced: the paddle would be integrated into our body as the new hand -- the pongfu grip.

[m0n3y1992]

hahah this is great.. and u know the other player was Ai Fukuhara.. the darling of table tennis ;)

[joeching]

@m0n3y1992

one of her teammate trained in the shanghai club when i was trying to develop a style for girls with which future women players would be able to compete against men, call pongfu, or pingpong kungfu.

here is a glimpse of how pongfu is played, in its undeveloped state:

pongfu, pingpong kungfu -- english

watch?v=0UHPJwtJLKY

[m0n3y1992]

@joeching the video has been removed by the user.. it says.. =/

so its a ping pong with style ?

[joeching]

@m0n3y1992

sorry. try this:

watch?v=tFsfB2LqqW8

[joeching]

@MrNaryal

pingpong is a game of last laugh.

[FXThug]

THEY LET HIM WIN

[joeching]

@FXThug

a win is a win is a win.  no excuses.

[FXThug]

@joeching Except the opponent let him.

[joeching]

@FXThug

that's what all the losers say, and even about others' games.

[FXThug]

@joeching That's what a communist say about human rights.

[joeching]

@FXThug

stop worrying about human rights before u first square away with all the human wrongs.

[FXThug]

@joeching Dumb retard you should care about Human right issues in your own homeland where they kidnap and kill people for obscene reasons. Stupid fuck. Humans wrongs, like when I fucked your momma last night which is wrong now I have a retard foster son like you.

[joeching]

@FXThug

talk thru the hole below ur nose, not the one between ur butt.

that's the first human wrong for u to correct.

[FXThug]

@joeching Learn to spell and use correct grammar.

Tell your mother to stop being a whore.

[joeching]

@FXThug

1st thing is not to dirty ur own mouth with little english u know.

[FXThug]

@joeching This coming from a China man, maybe you shouldn't open "your" mouth. Dumbass.

[joeching]

@FXThug

when u see a chinaman talking about pingpong u bow. a ball is shooting straight into ur dirty mouth.

just remember how nixon bowed to mao when he got to go apologize bcs of the pingpong diplomacy, which was the handy work of my friend tzung tse tong, the greatest pingpong player every lived.

[FXThug]

@joeching i DON'T SPEAK CHING CHONG CHANG

[joeching]

@FXThug

how about: donkey, monkey, yanky?

[FXThug]

@joeching Honkey that's the derogatory , dumbass. LOL AZNS.

[Mreleezy]

@FXThug yeah white trash

Fvk U.S.A China is Fvkin' NO.1

[FXThug]

@Mreleezy sure it is now stop using my language.

[Mreleezy]

@FXThug 好的 白皮猪 干死你妈个B

it means sure white ass fu*k u anyway ..............i just translate it to u and you're welcome LOL!!!

[joeching]

@Mreleezy quickness of pingpong proves americans are clumsy, but the difficulty of chinese language will prove them monkeys.

[joeching]

@FXThug u want us to all use our chinese? why, u might also wind up in a cage.

[moonphoenix1]

@FXThug

It's not Ching Cjong Ching idot. You are just another ignorant American.

[FXThug]

@moonphoenix1 Yeah Americans are so ignorant that's why we own almost half the world. Now back to the sweatshops I want my new Nike Air forces ones.

[joeching]

@FXThug

yeah, we know america is the biggest looters around the war. the latest loot is oil, and the monkey just got its paw in the terrorists' cookie jar, as well as the latest oil spill from a fresh wound of mother earth in the gulf of mexico.

[FXThug]

@joeching So what if we loot oil, you know you would too if you CAN, but you can't. So fuck China you hypocrite bastards.

[joeching]

@FXThug

china is preventing from the american monkey from looting iran.

does ur mouth get this dirty when hiding behind ur fake name and remote terminal?

[FXThug]

@joeching lol you must have a big inflated worth of your shitty country, China is SOO POWERFUL. I only get a dirty mouth when I'm near dirty chinks.

[joeching]

@FXThug

u v been programmed by america's seamless propaganda machine to badmouth china. china is not powerful, but not that bad. but america is ugly, thanks to foul mouth like u.

[Liuyifeng19]

@FXThug you make america loook bad and yourself even more

[joeching]

@Liuyifeng19 heard of the "ugly americans". we being an american who want to change that image for america, i must give the brat a good spanking.

[FXThug]

@Liuyifeng19 A China man calling an American "Bad" never thought I'd see the day...

[Liuyifeng19]

@FXThug theres tons and your one of them

[FXThug]

@Liuyifeng19 Why don't you quit selling your people as sex slaves about it.

[Liuyifeng19]

@FXThug se slave more like america in iraq

[FXThug]

@Liuyifeng19 What the fuck are you talking about. There are Chinese sex slaves in IRAQ though for American soldiers.

[Liuyifeng19]

@FXThug no american troops rape iraqi women thats what and there are sex slaves everywhere you do not blame the government you blame the criminals. and america is the home of phedophiles

[FXThug]

@Liuyifeng19 LOL we don;t rape Iaqi woman you dumbass, They are fucking ugly maybe your ugly asian ass will but us white men wouldnt tocuh them lol.

[peonpiate]

@FXThug true. third world people dont take care of they're looks, the women are ugly. and hiding behind a veil thier whole lives denies them vitamin D and this also effects thier looks. there are a few good looking iraqi women but they are not sluts and are married to rich iraqi men.

[joeching]

@peonpiate the western people have all made sex objects of them. but still they need niagra's help to enjoy each other as sex objects, rather than people.

[joeching]

@FXThug

America should stop questioning China about human rights before it cleans up it's own human rights violations. They are:

1. State-sponsored religion of the violent and perverse religion of Christianity.

2. Using weapons to oppress humans.

3. Using money to enslave humans.

4. Using Hollywood scum culture to corrupt the young and vulnerables.

6. Using show-casing the few to suppress the blacks, women and other ethnic minorities.

7. War crimes against the rest of the world.

[ulleule]

i dont get why western people talking about chinese human rights when chinese people doesnt seems to have a problem with it.... it just propaganda against china..

[Beatleboy62]

Damn, he would have Forrest Gump run for his money.

[occeo]

You never ever see president Hu in such a relaxing and active state. This is China showing respect to Japan.

[joeching]

the communist china knows the truth about nanking massacre -- it's chiang kai shek borrowing the bloody hands of the japanese to revenge his humiliation in xian mutiny.

then it was japan's armaments surrendered to mao's troop that kicked out chiang kai shek's america-armed troops.

finally, japan was instrumental in bursting the western barbarians dream of turning asia into a permanent colony.

[occeo]

Actually I still believe the massacre is purely orchestrated by Japan. Period.

[joeching]

then, they must have ordered chiang to pull general tang out off his command at exactly the point when it would cause a massacre, when the defending troops learned the general's pull out.

chiang did send out rumor that he later order the execution of general tang for desertion, but the true is that he was treated as a hero by the communists and became a vice chairman of the party and lived to a old age(per iris chang).

also the ensuing yellow river flood that killed 30,000,000 by chiang!!!

[vinidivici]

touching Ronald Reagan??? HAHAHA

Dude, h was playing pingpong and what the hell that had a connection with touching Ronald Reagan??? duh. idiot

[joeching]

yes, once an environmental expert went to talk to reagan, when she came out the talk she could hardly walk, as nothing in their conversation touched each other.

this is why one nobel prize winner once remarked that if u cross to monkeys enough times, u ll get ronald.

[solitarylonewolf]

Hu can't even touch Ronald Reagan, because Reagan believed in freedom, liberty, and security. Hu believes in communism and enslaving the people he's supposed to be leading. Communism = epic fail.

America wins. Forever.

[joeching]

the ape-brain reagan spoiled the chance for world peace by unilaterally declaring "winning the cold war", while soviet union sacrificed its nation's unity to accommodate america brat's cry of de-mob-crazy.

china stayed communism and soviet went democratic, and how soviet regretted. putin is learning from hu how to get back to meritocracy, so that he does not running into any financial meltdown or military quagmire like bushit did to america.

[mafiamob2005]

dam hes actually quite good

[joeching]

i actually ran into a mayor of a city in china who trained so hard that he became the best pingpong player in the city.

during the qing dynasty, one emperor was both arguably the best in scholarship and kungfu among all chinese

[were2220]

who was the emperor? was it qianlong? or kangxi?

[joeching]

sorry, all my chinese history is picked up in the last few years.

i just want to make a point of the superiority of meritocracy over democracy(or demobcrazy). even obama is turning america into a meritocracy. i hope we can someday eliminate the expansive and russian-rollett type of election and adopt either qualification exams or just the chicago-style open bidding.

[MTran0708]

hu jintao for olympics 2012.

[joeching]

just think we waste so much money and energy to elect a leader that will never approach the calibre of hu, who is trained, not elected, to be a leader.

[CreativeMotion09]

who can beat hu?

[xyzmp3]

hahahah he did that with a lot of sweat. if a 12 yr old boy can beat hu, so can everyone

[zlight1988]

Forrest Gump better

[ComradeChocolate]

Oh yeah, totally true!

[0oz]

Hu maybe good, but can he stand against Forrest Gump?

[xianyu3211]

i think forrest gump is about in his 70s or 80s already, can he still play pingpong?

[EPsuperFan]

lol he has just been promoted from 胡哥 to 胡总...