Secret Confessions of a DJ - Vol. 1

[soopa123]

ur really smart but have anger management issues hahaha

[HerbSmoulder]

Mate im not kidding, i know you probably think this is stupid but write a e-book or something you've actually got really good common sense points that have begging to be said for a while.

[DaddyFatSzack]

She craves dick!....... BUAHAHAHAHAHHA

[messygoods]

cool guy

[brodete]

"unless of course she's a whore and she really craves dick..."

LOL

[gabsgobygab555]

LOL mannnnn ROFL!!! XD

i can tell you right now everything you said not to do

if a guy did to me i'd probs just laugh in his face XD and im nice!

[DeathMantleRogue]

"Let's get out of these wet clothes"

haha That one made me chuckle.

[DeluxeReissue]

I love it when my girlfriend goes out without me and comes home and tells me about the pathetic attempts that guys made on her. Some of them are sooooo fucking disturbing and hilarious. It's strange how ridiculously confident some guys are that they think that a girl is gonna fall for pathetic pick up lines.

[BEANPOLE111]

haha i like this vid...u should post some more vids like this every now and then...u have some pretty funny lines

[BiSensua]

Tell us - Tell MAMA the other side. What you do as a private sacrifice for Jesus. What you do for les$ of a headache. Mama will have your back.

[xenugears]

1:34 LOLOLOLOLOL,,,,,soo true.

[shithole1978]

Secret confession, this guy must be a Homosexual, notice all of his videos he say's- What's up guys .  lol

[FriendlyCroock]

@shithole1978 you shithole

[kasneen]

LOL. quality meat.  That's funny

[Conero08]

good video, some very good tips my man.

I do however disagree with you on one point-just cos a girl comes up and shows interest in you doesn't mean she's a whore!

[soloimmigrant]

a kiss the first night with a random stranger in a dark room is a decent girl?

[chronicgrass]

lol

[britishairborne]

Volume 2!!!

[BLEEZINBABES]

LOL a mentally handicapped club omg pmsl

[kirin]

im bored. ne1 that wants 2 chat with a hot 18F just msg me on my MSN in my profile. D

[BaldButWigged]

wow @ the licking approach. lame shiit. the only time i turn around is when a guy yells and is like "ay baby! let me get your digits." smh

[Fenderkicksass]

haha dating advice from Reindeer lol Dr phill south africa edition

[peter2o6]

Secret confessions of a DJ, how homosexual.

Nothing wrong with being a homo, just a problem if you hide is inside R3ndi3r.

[nicedaytwo]

This guys a Loon!

[2701795]

"Dont Hate The Player, Hate The Game" I love that saying. Funny but very true video.

[JamesTheBlueWolf]

you rock. 5 stars.

[milodorf]

I replied to you rubbinglotion if you wonder!

[milodorf]

do you have a complex?

[CH127]

Nice! But men also tend to put women on a pedistool and treat them like god's. There still ONLY human!

[Mehldah]

HAHA @ 1:34 ..that was classic :)

[seknight86]

lol funny face at 1:34

[Lukageorgian]

Whats your name whats u doing hahahahh

[alpieszc]

Hey rendier, just curious, how did you get your dj job by the way?

[ColF1978]

The most unlikely way to pick up a hot girl in a club: accidentally burning the crap out of her exposed lower back with your cigarette. Lol, maybe it was the puppy-dog one-kneed apology that did it :P

[asianman123abc]

its 5 95 if ur ugly like me :(

[Lukageorgian]

Your the man rendier hha sorry Grim hha

[ptortice]

Cool video man!

[CVB337]

I totally agree!

[PhilGTakken]

Whats the first thing you say to here? When you act cool?

[MMicro99]

man that was freaky the 'overbearing' bit :S

but yeah, your right about hot chicks, attention and doubt.

But meeting your sole mate in a club? nah i dont think so. Get laid maybe.

Oh and another TIP for ALL THE GUYS out the, DONT NOT GET DRUNK and then start to pick-up cus it aint gonna happen. 1 or 2 drinks to loosen up but thats it, otherwise youll be a joke to the chicks (the good ones anyway).

Grim is right about the ladies being atleast 'curtious' and say "got a B/F sorry" etc

[xaviSF]

"unless she's a whore and craves dick" lmfao!!! that was fucking funny!!

[Rich2978]

God love double standards..

[FeetAppreciation]

club girls rule

[luanswan2002]

1.33 was creepy.. poor girl, must've had a heart attack

[HydroShock91]

I must say, I do like the way you are advising people here.

I mean, cheap one hour stands are getting so common these days the whole thing just starts loosing its purpose and the special status.

A girl who is up for some hot dicking without any "get-to-know" is just a slut, just like the guy who is just a spoiled horny Mofo.

Sex is good, as long as its not cheaply empty.

[247orbital]

come to England they are all coke whores. You are 100% right on the club thing, girls in clubs are bad news on the whole. Like I'm going to meet the girl I'm goingto want to settle down with in a nightclub!

[DubsWest]

Ever heard this pick up line R3ndi3r? the guy says: "Hey baby did it hurt"? she replys: "Did what hurt"? then the guy replys: "When you fell outter heaven". LOL i know pretty lame but thought i had to bring that one to the comment page.Well my bru have a irie dj`ing session this weekend. Peace out!

[gnwhite]

So i guess saying "baby! I wish you were a new car so i could drive you home!' is out?! JK lol

[DubsWest]

"Quality meat" lol that`s a good way of putting it.I`ve picked up a few birds in the club before but noticed that they became like fuck buddies!every time i was out these chicks were there just wanting to get on for the night and that's where it ended.Other occasions some of my bredrin took drugs basically pills or coke and the crack hores that would surround round these guyz for a hit or a party treat in exchange for sex!which was disturbing.The club scene can b a crazy/dodgy place! Great vid

[bxnyfordham]

pretty good advice actually

[GrimRendier]

shame.. nothing better to do than to harass me?

[LaraMBotha]

Fok of.

[nickboy333]

Basically the point is act normal not like a psycho

[GamerDude200]

1:33 scared the crap out of me

[Kemshii]

LMAO!!!!!!

''Lets get out of these wet clothes''

OMG, Did that ever make me luagh so hard. Very funny pick up line.

[MilfGrandma]

It's so absurd that it could actually work. Gotta try lol

[geragna]

hahahha

"...unless of course she's a whore, and she really craves dick."

[QuartuvLarry]

Not at all random. Very helpful. Of course, I'm kind of figuring this out as I go along too. It's just as much attitude as it is anything else. On some days, I just shut myself to a corner peering fearfully at the crowds giving me a wide berth (I do have an imposing stature), and on others, hers and my chemistry would be so charged...hoo, damn!

It's about the mindset. If you have fear, you'll be fearful. It's not rocket science. I need to remember that myself sometimes.

[muxz]

I always used the simple approach and just asked for a number, that I wanted to get to know them better. It always worked out pretty well.

Of course is you want some great advice on this subject watch "Swingers" haha

[BTownMiss]

This was so cute.. the most you have ever smiled in a video lol.. should do more like this love.

xo

[SunshineBuddha]

How is this a response to khayav's video?

[GrimRendier]

Where was this ever suppose to be a response to his vid?

[SunshineBuddha]

Look below the video screen. It says "This is a video response to Khayav: What's your problem with white people?"

[GrimRendier]

I added it under my vid.. not his

[corruptorCEREBRUM]

@GrimRendier You're the best dude, thanks for this video.

[Companyman55]

When you came close to the camra i jumped back lol

[dubaiedge]

i like the random approach like just start talking about the immediate environment. if he LISTENS when i talk when i answer his Q's, he's got 1/2 a chance, no mstter what the dude looks like.

fresh meet, lmao.

give women in a club a chance, reindier-- you go to clubs; why shouldn't they. you're decent, right? so are they, until proven guilty...

[aZnGodfather]

ur dad must be a baker cause ur buns ar hot...lolol

[Kierzz1]

if the chick turns away when you try and talk to her shes either playing hard to get or shes just being a stuck up bitch. if she is stuck up just walk away , fuck her , theres probaly no room in her life for you and her ego.

[stealthkiller2107]

Bitches love huge South African dicks.

[mazzoan]

LOL 4 some reason i doubt u r as 'gifted' lol u kaffir

[sunflowerssunshowers]

Mazzoan, isn't 'kaffir' a derogatory term?

[TheSilhouette]

Yeah, it's like the SA version of "Nigger". Which is kind of funny considering Mazzoan is apparently black.

[sunflowerssunshowers]

Well in the U.S. it is okay for black people to refer to one another by the N word, so perhaps it is the same situation in South Africa? I call my fellow white and nerdy people Crazy Crackas.

[titfucker1990]

lmao 1:33

[perkele0079]

Overbearing? Yep, don't show you're too keen. That's important.

[perkele0079]

When I was in Joburg, I was chatting up some quality talent at this bar I went to. Saffer chicks are cool, Afrikaner meisies is lekker man. The Anglo chicks are pretty good too.

[shiresville]

Thanks for the tips Mr Stud. ;)

[dominospoon]

that overbearing bit was funny as hell, anyway, good vid, still wondering what is "chism" if that's how it's spelled, just curious.

[ghostofxmaspast]

My fav. line: Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

[classicaldizzyplayer]

another great video however, i have to agree with Sarahgerick, i got confused also with the confident girl being a whore senario.. would be grateful if you could clear that bit up. x

[GrimRendier]

There is a difference ofcourse and im sorry for not mentioning it. MY BAD :-)

[sunflowerssunshowers]

Maybe Khayav needs some of these tips though...

[lunaris19]

I think Khayev dates men, though

[sunflowerssunshowers]

Oh, lunaris19...lol...you might be right. i don't know him personally though so I couldn't say. But I do enjoy his phrase, "Hello everyone, what is occurring?" I used that on my family the other evening. They made me leave the house...

[lunaris19]

lol, that's just too weird XD Maybe that's how every anal rapist greets others...In other news, Khayev's face looks like owl whose face was blown off.

[sunflowerssunshowers]

haha, what is occurring, may I impale you analy?

[kiwimangum]

Good vid, Grim :D

[sarahgerick]

Great vid except for one bit that really bothered me. Maybe I understood it wrong, but are u implying that girls who make the first move are all whores? Cuz is that's the case then I think its time for a wake-up call. Women are no longer required to be meek little things sitting in a corner waiting for a man to strike up the conversation. Loads of men actually prefer it when women make the first move, it takes a lot of pressure off them and it shows that a woman is confident in herself.

[QuartuvLarry]

You know, you're right about that in a lot of ways, but so is he (not necessarily the whore part). In my case, I've sat around too long waiting for that bold girl to show up. I think even the aggressive ladies are cowed in my presence. I've had to come to terms with that, and ever since I did, I find I'm much more successful when I take the initiative.

[iiYaMa72]

hahah NICE ya my friends have some WIERD pickup lines

Vol. 1 ?? more dj experience vids?

hope so

keep it up

[Rockguitarnow]

Excellent. This is good advice. :)

Rock on!

[grit123]

lol 5/5

[akki8]

hahahahaha this is so funny yet so true!!!!

[tlv156]

haha, i loved ur overbearing impression. that had me laughing, i know exactly what ur talking about though. cheers bro.

[SatanicCod]

Excellent video

[BlueHwLuXx]

OMG haha 1:35 was the best shit i ve seen today :D

[PavoManchego]

xD exelent!

[Happyhearts]

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!

[FlexMesh]

haha great dude,If it doesnt work then Im gonna make video response shitin you out man hahaha jk!But ya good movie man something different i like!

Cheers man!

[Southpaw82]

1:33-1:36 is some of the creepiest shit ive ever seen. Another good vid man, keep it up.

[luanswan2002]

I shat myself too

[Euan9999]

good vid ;)

[CVB337]

I was the 1st to watch this, and I agree.

[suryavajra]

The pickup lines don't work??!! lol! Your advice is well-taken...