@narutard45671 Well, whatever she is, she's a good one. Or that may just be the ecstasy talking.
- VeryMaryKatyPerry
"A bunch of time ago people found all this gold in California. Alot of these people had mustaches, and probably didn't have digital cameras. They went into mountains and came out with gold, which makes me want to go into mountains. But you know what? I'll probably just send my assistant since I'm getting over a cold right now, and I don't know any mountains. I HAVE SO MUCH GOLD-
U GUYZ! Srsly look @ all dis gold! O wait dis iz a paper u cant luk @ it can u ill send u an picture Watz ur email address? Y r u being so quiet R u mad @ me? Dont b mad @ me! Herez sum gold! *finds gold chain in paper*" ... MK: Look I wrote on the back too! "I wrote on the back... too." MK: Also I wrote on my desk but it's a doodle of you, eating a smaller you. "Well... I'm sorry but there's just no way that we can keep you on." MK: I don't even work here! "That's what makes this so difficult."
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN!{SORRY ABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL'S NAME IS SUMMER SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD & HAS BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS NO NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5MORE SITES..OR.. SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR N............OT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGESViše
okay first of all that's mean, second of all you're being mean to me, third of all it's fine if you don't wanna give me your sperm i'll just hire someone to steal it from you in your sleep and fourth of all i'm tasting a lot of the watermelon here, can you make this for me again?
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN!{SORRY ABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL'S NAME IS SUMMER SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD & HAS BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS NO NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5MORE SITES..OR.. SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR N............OT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGESViše
She ate!!! She never eats...................
MsColorful13 12 hours ago
"again with the dream pooping."LOL/IMAO
VerriladaineSarrasri 6 days ago
the lighting is pretty bad in this one...
VerriladaineSarrasri 6 days ago
Why is everyone pooping on my dream?
iLookLikeaVampire 1 week ago
"it's all I've been thinking about for the last 48hrs" LOL
JaneJ03 2 weeks ago 2
I want a watermelon and xanax purée...
CroixMonCoeur 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
dream pooping!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
neonsquirrelz3 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you would steal Bodyguards sperm while he slept... giggity.
ZanMindtrip 1 month ago 13
"Again with the dream pooping!" lolz
Shippo226 1 month ago
ill admit i used to hate these vids when i never saw a full ep. now im obsessed and cant stop watching...
CommentWriter95 1 month ago
0:19
HAHAHAHA
fearthecoconut 2 months ago
College humor is funny again.
RANDUMBGOOD 2 months ago
If SNL was this funny I'd actually watch it.
fromthelandofeskimos 2 months ago
"This is all I've ever wanted for the last 48 hours!!!!"
TheSpacemanspiff17 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
she should get blue contacts, or green? whatever color the olsen's eyes are. that would make this perfect.
dance2damusic1 5 months ago
She should make more of these videos! They're hilarious!
singlexfilexisxlove 6 months ago
I want bodyguards sperm!!!
squigeon15 7 months ago
This is all I ever wanted for 48 hours. LOL
CellarDoorPoet 7 months ago
these are hilarious!!!!
HockeyGoddess15 8 months ago
elain carrol= genius
mutmut19 1 year ago 7
This has been my dream for the past 48 hours! Why is everybody pooping on my dream!
9jimmychoo 1 year ago 4
fine...
AmeeraBlack 1 year ago
how come this is flagged?
ashleymaniacom 1 year ago
I know at least 67,000 of these views are from me
narutard45671 1 year ago 9
to bad i watched them all:(
THEILOVETPAIN 1 year ago
I would steal his sperm in his sleep..
PatronRick 1 year ago 9
3rd of all i don't care if you don't wanna give me your sperm I'll just hire someone to take it from you in your sleep LOL :L
FairyDust135 1 year ago
I want bodygaurd to be my bodygaurd
MrBisexuallySexy 1 year ago 4
God - I wish SNL was this funny (deep sigh).
Snowkitten707 1 year ago 73
Let make baby, or a tube baby, or a tube baby we put in a broke college student. :]
Jadaholly 1 year ago 2
"I'll pay you double" - She's a really good actor!
PossiblePoison 1 year ago
@PossiblePoison
actress
narutard45671 1 year ago
@narutard45671 Well, whatever she is, she's a good one. Or that may just be the ecstasy talking.
- VeryMaryKatyPerry
"A bunch of time ago people found all this gold in California. Alot of these people had mustaches, and probably didn't have digital cameras. They went into mountains and came out with gold, which makes me want to go into mountains. But you know what? I'll probably just send my assistant since I'm getting over a cold right now, and I don't know any mountains. I HAVE SO MUCH GOLD-
shanomacbry 1 year ago
U GUYZ! Srsly look @ all dis gold! O wait dis iz a paper u cant luk @ it can u ill send u an picture Watz ur email address? Y r u being so quiet R u mad @ me? Dont b mad @ me! Herez sum gold! *finds gold chain in paper*" ... MK: Look I wrote on the back too! "I wrote on the back... too." MK: Also I wrote on my desk but it's a doodle of you, eating a smaller you. "Well... I'm sorry but there's just no way that we can keep you on." MK: I don't even work here! "That's what makes this so difficult."
shanomacbry 1 year ago
lolololol she always has 4 reasons
xis10ce 1 year ago
Why do none of these videos work for me?!
chelseaer823 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN!{SORRY ABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL'S NAME IS SUMMER SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD & HAS BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS NO NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5MORE SITES..OR.. SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR N............OT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGESViše
antmred 1 year ago
how is this innappropriate???
MJJFan511 1 year ago
@MJJFan511 sperm theft is considered innapropriate
DistinctlyRandom 1 year ago
Dont steal my sperm in my sleep. Fine. Im serious. -Deep breath- Fineee.
americangirldoll3444 1 year ago 8
i want YOU to father my child lol... like its so casual. i dont want my baby to end up in jail or in rehab or on CABLE hahaha.
bolshoiboy2 1 year ago
okay first of all that's mean, second of all you're being mean to me, third of all it's fine if you don't wanna give me your sperm i'll just hire someone to steal it from you in your sleep and fourth of all i'm tasting a lot of the watermelon here, can you make this for me again?
patient451 1 year ago 39
i love these vids, but i just dont understand what was your reason to start this "show" xd aah, anyway it's just funny
buddytheoc 1 year ago
"It's finew if you don't wanna give me your sperm, I'll just hire someone to get it from you in your sleep" LOL!!!
KeithWongSG 1 year ago
will u be my daddy baby?
koalahatpride 1 year ago
You are a needy whiney version of yourself, and so is Ashley. That is the best line int he series.
Damionte 1 year ago 4
You are hilarious, one of my fave vids!
AlexWJustinB 1 year ago
on cable lol
tbl587 1 year ago
I am now addicted.
WIWL 1 year ago
So she always has random drugs on her smoothies? Haha.
leeflailmarch 1 year ago
lol, awesome.
LoggerRythm 1 year ago
"again with the dream pooping!"
lmao love it! haha ur great
RandomGirl5678 1 year ago
i love the money ring hahhah
iluvdance4life95 1 year ago
The tetris god!!!
Actingexpozed 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN!{SORRY ABOUT THIS} THIS GIRL'S NAME IS SUMMER SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD & HAS BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS NO NOSE OR EARS.. SHE IS DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5MORE SITES..OR.. SUMMER WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR N............OT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGESViše
ccaarrccaarr1 1 year ago
I love her face when she's saying 'fine.'
XDD
Pandelope 1 year ago 7
the body guard has a ben affleck thing going on, sometimes he looks like him
OhMyOrDz 1 year ago 2
LMFAO!!!
sara23543 1 year ago
HAHA!!!
scoozan 1 year ago
You look exactly like that one guy from SNL
iaregirl 1 year ago
@iaregirl BILL HADER!! Yes she does, especially when she does that freaky eyebrow raising thing.
bluextangerine 1 year ago
this one's the best
"First of all, that's mean, second of all, you're being mean to me"
"Why is everyone pooping on my dreams"
and her expression/voice at the end where she keeps saying "fine" is effing hilarious
smartalec2718 1 year ago
Haha yeah! By far the best part of this video.
angang1324 1 year ago
lol this is hilarious, but I love the Olsens :P
snowleopard772 1 year ago
I love your vids!! I can't WAIT to see more!!
Klutzyduncan 1 year ago
love it!!!
tacojuice 1 year ago
your videos are so funny! But I agree with everyone else that bodyguard is hot <3
smileyjoe4 1 year ago
you have to make more i love them you do so good and the bodyguard is hot
kbolyard84 1 year ago
Bitch fabulous!! Just not nearly long enough;(
denglish83 1 year ago 2
LOL dream pooping ;-)
Zieda12 1 year ago
haha! these are sooo funny! DO NOT stop making these please!
camilledarling 1 year ago
why is he so fucking hotttttt
alz2gd 1 year ago
why is everyone pooping on my dreams?
TehMeaningOfLife 1 year ago
Dream pooping,lol
Jamieisastar 1 year ago
"your watermelon and xanax puree is ready!!!" lol!!!!!!!
sardonnica 1 year ago 2
ROFL.
Bodyguard is hot :]
iNerdyQueen 1 year ago
"Why is everybody pooping on my dreams?!" xD
Luigi504 1 year ago 2
Why is everyone pooping on my dream?
kisskissbeckyd 1 year ago
"it's fine if you don't wanna give me your sperm, ill just hire someone to steal it from you in your sleep."- made my day
prashacious 1 year ago 3
This is hilarious. I love the expression mary kate does with her eyebrows at the end
therealCiCa 1 year ago 3
this was the funniest one i like the body gaurd
xocomrade 1 year ago 2
Hilarious
atlantismoose 1 year ago
haha =)
J'adore !!
j3nyy 1 year ago
i love the face she makes when playiing mary kate
judobullfrogg 1 year ago 3
thats the face mary kate makes! lol
bolshoiboy8 1 year ago
this is my favorit one and the bodyguard is so f***ing sexy ;)
therandjshow1818 1 year ago 2
hahaha all the dave collier references, i bet most people dont know who that is. now jon stamos on the other hand, well who could forget.
5kyler 2 years ago
um you mean Dave Coulier... im just saying next time you make presumptions at least get the name right k.thanke.bye
o0oSWANo0o 1 year ago
Bodyguard IS hot! I want these as seasons on DVD lol
hookedontechno 2 years ago 5
Haha! This is a great series! I like this a lot. Good acting and good back and forth with characters. Off to watch more!
CidMcTab 2 years ago
Bodyguard is HILARIOUS!
CutTheFat 2 years ago 2
Bodyguard is HAWT. Olsens have good taste.
iamawake23 2 years ago 4
"will you be my daddy baby" hahaha
xXNoirAngelXx 2 years ago 126
"Again with the dream pooping!"
I love these. You are SO funny!
arimethia 2 years ago 144
Bodyguard is sexy.
MsEllaBellamy 2 years ago 7