What Really Happened To Abe Lincoln (Uncensord)

[cowert10300]

84 people got beat with a hammer

[phxpunk]

dude!! to soon!

[kriskurtisallen]

Lincoln: What! What! What! Hey!

Booth: What?

Lincoln: What!

[loser40639]

its sometimes funnier when its censored. i just like the beep sometime

[ShayMCRmy]

Lmao! "Suck my president cock, BITCH!"

[TheSkittles925]

What what what what hey! What. What!

[TheCadedeal]

NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP

[Jonramirez123]

Calm down jst calm down calm down jst calm down xD lincoln:: rewind tht 5 mins bc tht piece of shyt was talkin da whole time rewind tht 5 mins n u stfu xD xD xD

[mrsPODOLSKI]

"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE LOOKING UP AT ME, BITCH. THE PLAY'S ON STAGE."

[suckitimbeast]

Listen to the women John!!

[Mart33nMan]

HEY!

What?

WHAT!

[SkaggsMan2010]

Suck my my Presidential COck BITCH!!!!!

[pacotacos1234]

even in 240p its good quality

[40bryan]

i found out that schools dont like it when you write a report on this version of Hamlet.

[proeatr16]

you've fucked up now.



[Lovebuggirl2468]

He's hittin me in the butt! He's hittin my butt! Don't break my butt! Don't break my butt! He's breakin my butt!

[DrKillFace]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIT

[kayden987654321]

HULARIUS lol



[werdwed1]

now u fuck up x10 lol

[Vanillask8er2013]

So hes a string bean...then hes a tub of lard looking mother fucker...one constant though, he still has fucked up

[bravocasino]

What? What? What? What? What? What? Hey!! WHAT?? What? hahaha

[lacrosserox45]

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!

[eyerly447]

s.m.p.c.b thumbs up if u know what this means

[werdwed1]

@eyerly447 it mean suck my pres. cock

[vjn15]

listen to the woman john.

[TheMrfunny21]

U have fucked up now !

[blackopsgangsta]

what

what?

what?

what?

what?

what?

HEY!!!

what?

WHAT!

[THEFATMENPRODUCTION]

keep pressing 7 abe is retarded

[MrTerrorkiller]

so that's how it happened....cooool.

[lloyd1hump]

@lalaguy2424 obama is a piece of shxt

[devilsholic]

this is the awesome

[dreamer10182003]

"Oh my God Hamlet, I just saw a fucking vampire!"

This version of Hamlet sounds way better than the one I read in school.

[VAMPIRICKILER]

Isnt abe lincoln the blackest president youve ever seen?????

[164CORP]

now you fucked up. now you fucked up. now you fucked up. now you fucked up.

[InvaderChrissy]

Doesn't matter how many times I've seen this, I watch it every now & then, & I still die laughing haha

[TheSpiritofZero]

@murphy83 poor sense of humor?

[bighitterq99]

he couldnt fucking decide wether he was fat or skinny

[nathankelly12]

83 people have fucked up now!

[NaRuT0R00CkS]

LOL SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH! LOL!!!!!

[TVOrdinary]

Ol Honest Abe was a douche. He had that ass-hammerin' coming.

[richybeats]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH! LOL



[mrladiesman99]

Best one

[09gatt]

I just love how every one repeats the same damn thing they said in the video you don't have to repeat the video in sure every one watched it

[MzLeahzBaby]

hahahaha this shyt is fucken hella funny!

[iRHAPEzombiies]

DON'T BREAK MY BUTT! DON'T BREAK MY BUTT.

[MegaRaiser]

TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN!!!! TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN!!!!

[ofomatheblackbelt]

now you fucked up

[mroinsno]

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTT....................­..

[SuMcHiCk148]

I just saw a FUCKING vampire!

All of a sudden, they hear an ominous song...

SEX ROBOT, SEX ROBOT! SEX ROBOT, SEX ROBOT!

[Bloodyhell521]

Modern Hammer + ass = Presidential Death

[Bloodyhell521]

Modern Hammer~

[afrogamer15]

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK...BITCH!!!!!

[afrogamer15]

WKUK IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rider44441]

rewind the play 5 mins cuz this fat peace of shit was talking i couldnt pay atention to what yall guys was doin so rewind the play 5 mins and oyu shut the fuck up!!!!!!! lol

[badgoku555]

abe: OH NO HAMLET TURN AROUND HE TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE HE GOING TO BITE YOU OH SHIT I CANT WATCH THIS. John:WELL SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO. Abe: WHO SAID THAT WICH ALL YOU DAMN MUTHA FUCKAS SAID THAT SHIT WAS IT U STRING BEAN

[TheYodasho]

" OH What are you going skinny? What are you doing you fat piece of shit" ???

[clownpsychotik]

no joke i said this and wasnt even thinking about it, cuz my friend messed up on a game and i was like "NOW YOU FUCKED YOU" then he told me to look this up so i get it now

[hellbent787]

Lil Wayne: Wheres my cough syrup??

Me: Oh I drank some for my cough..sorry man.

Lil Wayne: Oh now you fucked up..Now you have fucked up. NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YA FUCKED UP! NOW YA FUCKED UP!

[ElbzMan]

83 people didnt turn around and say it again

[HollywoodL0L]

83 ppl are the blackest kids you know ^^^^^

[emokittenroxx]

Tub-a-lard lookin muthafucka!!!!!!

[anthony9830]

hooo, skinny, where you goin !?!?!?!!

[HxCUNstopABLE]

dont break my butt!

[ShAuNoFDaFuNk]

i just realized that his wife is so clearly a man hahaha

[xIFORGOTTOPULLOUTx]

first he's skinny now he's a fatass? hahaha this shits hilarious

[cowwyyyy]

Now u fucked up now u fucked up now u have fucked up

[talascio]

"DONT BREAK MY BUTT! DONT BREAK MY BUTT!! HES BEAKIN MY BUTT!!!!!!! LOL

[kifistumurderface]

his voice is so fuckin funny

[TheScarebear111]

"Listen to the women John just calm down, just calm down" LMFAO XD

[77BBOBCAT]

I like it he keeps on switching from fat jokes to skinny jokes back to fat jokes

[TheRealClaire27]

WAS IT YOU STRING BEAN?

[theresaKeck]

Suck my presidential cock bitch!!!!!

[asianpwnyourbigass]

I like the censored version better. Dunno why

[bulletproofpunk]

LOL Sam nodding at Timmy's explanation

[theravensarebeast]

lol my whole wrestling team jokes about this all the time

[juggalodan1]

now you have fucked up on weed xD

[mellygomez97]

"What!What!What!What!What!What­!Hey!" "What?!?" "WHAT!" xD

I Love This

[Kristin0996]

DONT BREAK MY BUTT

[denythehorizon]

which one of you dead mothafucka's said that?!

[GuitarPlayinGabe]

Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up! Now you have fucked up!!!

[bhxmo]

Suck my presidential cock bitch! Lmao funny as hell thumbs up if WKUK is fuckin hilarious.

[Namari95]

WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! HEY! "What?" WHAT!

[Jigsaw7307]

fuk

[essentails1]

1:56-2:06 best part

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

why does abe lincoln in this skit remind me of a disturbing black kid in my class at school

[baronbrixiusDIE]

@XxSYCOSLAYER15xX they are both badass?

[nixibeast]

HEY! WHAAT?? WHat? what what? lolol :3

[ericbui22]

its funnier when its censored but this is still funny

[Jacob9641]

i didnt notice that the person next to him is a guy lol

[ixxykissoxo]

Anyone elese call actors "actey" after this?

[XXXiLoveMoosesXXX]

calm down juss calm down haaaaa this is the bess skit ever

[enerGdriinkz]

now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up, now you fu**ed up!!!!!!!!

[asiandrifter11]

That would be hilarious if abe lincoln was really like that haha

[Capri557]

@asiandrifter11 he was lol he was a fucking asshole for freeing those niggers

[HNIC1992]

@Capri557 Eat a dick

[NariStudios]

@Capri557 Exuse me? Let me just pretend you are being sarcastic, whether you are or not. 

[sbicecream923]

@Capri557 ur a retard he didn't even free them he just helped

[BlueSapphira88]

Just think, if it was censored all you would hear is beep "Mr. Presidant! be quiet!"

[evanburt34]

Funniest thing ever!!

[tigbitties56]

turn around and say it again, TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN

[TheBabybear55]

just noticed that the "vampire" is following hamlet the WHOLE skit

[TheBabybear55]

haha turn around say it again! t: will u please shut up!!! z: now u fucked up...now u fucked up... now u fucked up damn abe

[LoveloveAliciala]

I like how it's not censored at all.

[flaco3188]

Did he fuck up ?

[ssjsaskue]

this is some funny shit

[ssjsaskue]

this some funny shit

[HDFuZe1997]

you can watch this 50 times in a row, and you will still laugh!

[zeek245]

i like it censored when he says wtf cuz it adds a jingle

[7246rainmaker]

Hey (what?!) What?!

[goopgood]

81 people died and became vampires,got hammered in the ass,and wont calm down. THEY HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!

[MrWilliam5564]

SSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIT

[darkkristian22]

now u fucked up, now u fucked up ,now u fucked up, now u fucked up, u have fucked up now, now u fucked up, now u fucked up, what, what, what, what, what, what

[FatGuy574]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[jollyscooby]

Now you fucked up now you fucked up Lmfao :) stringbean you fat piece of shit

[jbsmith0413]

HE'S BREAKIN MY BUTT!! DONT BREAK MY BUTT!!!

[FatnWild]

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!  wait a second...wasnt othello black?

[jinpayne]

The only funny part was from 0:01 - 3:46

[SGTSAMMICHBOY]

i like how the censored one has 7mill view and this one has 700k

this one is way better cuz the cussing makes it all the much more amazing

[jdd123654]

which one of you damn mutha fuckers just say that shit, was is you string bean,you skinny ass mutha fucker? hahahahahahahahahaha, you have fucked up now, hahahahahaha hilarious!

[frontman73]

now ya fucked up

[ilikepie779]

80 People FUCKED UP!

[Zeppelindog88]

i love how much his hat moves when he says calm down! how the fuck did that stay on????

[johncenaDX125]

now you f***ed up now you f***ed up now you f***ed up

you have f***ed up now now you f***ed up now you f***ed up

now you f***ed up now you f***ed up now you have f***ed up

[moralezgangsta]

haha..........abe:what........ i dont know why u lookin up at me b***h the plays on stage..... im not puutin on a play up here... im tryin to be entertained right now John: mr. president be quiet Wife: john calm down Abe: listen to the women john just calm down calm down just calm down hahaha

[SureibuTV]

WHAT!? HEY! what? WHAT!?

[murphyk83]

how did the people in the crowd keep a staraight face!?

[cull38464]

@murphyk83 must have been a green screen lol

[MrThompson63]

this video made me shit my pants

[HumorIQ]

now u fucked now u fucked up u have fucked up now

[MSK8679]

Save urself hamlet, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt

[SuicideMonkey92]

80 people were hammered in the ass

[prodigyoftheyear]

So Abe Lincoln was killed by John Wilkes Booth 'cause he was being an asshole. Nice :))

[eiutnf]

80 people fucked up.

[Deathkepper]

ow ow he's hittin' my butt don't hit my butt dont break my butt lol

[25corn]

"Abraham Lincoln was hammered in the ass so much, that he died from being hammered in the ass! Thank you, and good night!" hahahahahah I LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH!

[omgapurpledinopop]

what, what, what, what, hey! what?! what!

[TheSmeLLyDincus]

nice spelling



[altairPWK]

Don't break my butt.

[FebruaryIsDying]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

[TastyMcBurger911]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha this shit is funny as hell

[albokidnj]

vampire hamley sounds bad ass, it must be worlds better then the original

[064panik]

lmao im all the time running around outside of school with my friend yellin "OMG HAMLET I JUST SAW A FUCKING VAMPIRE" immature? yes. stupid? yes. hilarious? HELL yes!

[MrsVaden94]

i like how one minute he's string bean, then the next he's a fat piece of shyt haha

[TheNotkkk]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW

[syphon1411]

Man, I can't keep a straight face in this. As soon as he said "Suck my presidential cock, bitch!" I can't help but to laugh

[TomBone2012]

@syphon1411 im pretty sure NOBODY can keep a straight face at any wkuk vid

[92IceCube]

@syphon1411 what wft

[otycho]

@syphon1411 good question lmfao same here

[qbBoys]

80 people were in a theater with abe lincoln

[mofoyker]

80 people got hammered in the ass!

[Drathkorn]

TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN!

TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN!

[mw2gamer86]

the people who dont like it care about certain history

[samwatson7]

You tub o' lard lookin mothafucka

[Lonewolf777able]

Hammered in the ass? Thats the stupidest thing ever....I mean they tried to make it funny ...but it's not...it's just fucked up sickest shit ever

[Obsessed509]

79 people missed the like button!!!

[MissKenziexoxo]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

HEY!

what?

WHAT!

[MrDmitriy155]

This is my fav but go to wkuk saterday

[lacerationtechnician]

i doubt it was the hammer that did it.

[XxYemiloXx]

LOVE THIS ID QUOTE MY FAVORITE PARTS BUT THERES TOO MUCH HES HITTING MY BUTT DONT BREAK MY BUTT DONT BREAK MY BUTT HES BREAKING MY BUTT

[Patr0cur]

the cencored one is funnier

[PatrioticAmerican15]

WHICH ONE OF YALL DEAD MOTHER FUCKERS JUST SAID THAT SHIT!?!

[rsoria89]

fuckin halatrious

[presidenttae1]

Suck My Presidential Cock Bitch! LOL

[Dimster27]

this was the best video i ever saw. no joke

[anthonyshoap10]

i wish hamlet was really like this

[ranged5killer]

man i wish this was in my geography class......

[zombi3seaker124]

who dies saying shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­tttttttttttttttttttttttt

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

@zombi3seaker124

Me, i died 16 times and each time i said "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt

[masik7290]

this is so unrealistic

lincoln had a plastic bottle wtf!!!

but the story about the vampires was spot on :)

[sarahjbean]

Watch the stage from 1:25 to 1:29 and I guarantee you'll shit yourself for other reasons than your health problems.

[pepoleproductions]

now you fucked up

now you fucked up

now you fucked up

now you fucked up

you have fucked up now! MY NEW RING TONE!!

[zalur5]

this video has been viewed 677,000 times. 600,000 of those were from me

[music4free1]

what what what hey WHAT what

[QuigleyDWNUNDER]

What!, What!, What!, What!, What!, What!, Hey!!!!!

John: What!!

Abe: What! Huh i don't know why you looking up at me Bitch, Plays on stage

I'm not putting up a play up here, I'm trying to be entertained right now ................Calm Down just Calm Down Calm down Just calm Down.........................R­ewind the play 5 minutes though because of that fat piece shit was talking..............