Vishwa Bandhu Gupta Explains Cloud computing [funny] English subtitles

[abar40]

subtitle is real?

[gadamsrikanth]

very funny

[ksantosh100]

CloudCD (TM), patent pending

[yugesh88]

Reporter: lekin fir ye toh poora maamla hi gadbad hai

lol

[nextblain]

SEEMS LEGIT!!!

[CanadaCorporateTax]

what is he talking about?

[TheWeejie]

CHUTIA !!!

[undocumentedspot]

Is that disdiscovery channel?

[rishigc]

....or hang him

[rishigc]

LMFAO.... isko to Indian laughter challenge mein jana chahiye

[warnpassion]

In that case, IT giants like Google, Microsoft, Oracle, etc. should keep their servers in Africa because it hardly rains in that continent hence preventing server loads and loss of important data.

[indramushti]

mohit chaudhry kaisa hai

[swatmohit]

Hadd Noob bhai hadd n00b !!



[ashujuve]

To be frank, VBG was a fantastic Income Tax Commissioner. However someone has brainwashed his brain for Cloud Computing..

[ismusidhu1]

@ashujuve If he was fantastic I T Comminssioner, he would have validated the information he got before accepting it. Otherwise, I think he would be making I T raids in slums on hoax calls.

[vijaykalla]

wat a dumb personality



[rajivlipu]

this is a finely edited video made by wipro ..

to detect it as fake c constantly for few times..

original video has been removed from youtube.

[pogularocky]

All hail the Great Indian Bureaucrats :D

[tau124]

Maybe its just a mess up of the TV channel. Some stupid executive would have been informed to get an I.T [Information Technology] expert & that fool would have got him, an I.T. [Income Tax] Guy..

Look at him..For cloud computing, he points literally at the cloud..HAHAHA...

You, Sir, are a Genius.. You are the reason why Steve Jobs really passed away..

[prashantyutube]

@tau124 lol



[usmank89]

abay pagal hai kiya . cloud par google ka softwaree hai jis sai log arrest ho jatay hain!!!

[mpfister74]

Genius.

[boyohboy03]

He is too ahead of our times....perhaps.

[raghurajan061]

He should change his name from Vishwa Bandhu Gupta to Vishwa 'Buddhu' Gupta.

[veekey16]

I wonder what he ate before the interview or rather what he shat (potty) before the interview. What a disgrace to

[narayan4688]

What you're saying is like there are charges on a piece of copper wire. Good luck figuring out

information from it.

[mohitmnit]

see the expression of the interviewer at 3:55

[mohitmnit]

bhai ye tho bada wala hai.....

[Bharathhm7]

i am a fan of this guy's confidence :D :D

[kapurpulkit]

unreal man!!

[virendrabendre]

I am so surprised to see such comments, whatever he says is absolutely possible. It all belongs to universial theory of Charges. both batter and SIM card data are stored in form on 1 and 0 so data transfer by Induction is absolutely ossible, the way it happens in Magnetism....G - drive already exists.....Its really a shame to comment before we have our facts in place

[surbhi007india]

@virendrabendre brother.,.can u plz explain this.,.,.,.,i want to know more .,.why u r supporting him.,.,.,.,.,.,plz be specific in technological terms.,.,. 

[Bharathhm7]

@virendrabendre well, if u r serious in ur comment, u dont understand what 'storage' means. u cant use every damn chip to store data, altough the laws of charges are the same. You need to be able to "extract" the information. This is why a 4gb pendrive costs 400 bucks; So even if "information" stored in the sim, in the form of 1s and 0s gets in to the battery(i really dont know how!), u can't extract it! Storing and reading information is much more than charges and magnetism.

[cyrusku]

@virendrabendre u r viswa bandhu gupta ...ur foolish comments shows tht u dont know how battery works , neither u know how sim card works and neither u know about universal theory of charges .... .

[varmamvs]

what the hell r u talking. disgusting

[jetfire92]

SIM card ka data battery mei??

[tashipet]

who the hell is this guy?

[suranafication]

Lekin yeh to pura mamla hi gadbad hai :)

[mpatro]

This remind me my early computer learning classes where we were scared by computer virus. One of our senior used to say dont bring virus from out side so wash your hands before coming to lab etc. Cant hold laughing. When you dont know something better dont explain it if at least dont want to learn it then.

Scary, if he explain same thing to Lalu Yadev.

[krishnayogik]

i wish we could eliminate people like him from the country , only then india think of being called a country

[keshavcharan]

Country's worst fate is because of assholes like you who knows nothing and talks like genius

[sidkid2]

Cloud CD. "What if it doesn't work when it rains?"

How the heck was he an IT Commissioner?!?!

[chaingangritesh]

he is insanely crazy guy ever seen in politicians.

[anubhavdasgupta2312]

This will never get old. 

[imcoolharry]

This may be funny. But imagine he is trying to explain the security concerns for UID using cloud computing. He is just trying to explain the complex technical things in non technical way. His concern is absolutely right. You can hack the data using smart battery.

[yeahgoood]

Indian idiot.

[virendrabendre]

@yeahgoood Do u know whatever he said is absolutely possible. Watch the movie Contact, read elemntary theory of charges you shall get your answers

[smpadte]

I'm planning to get this guy for my TGIF party for a bheja fry session... Lol!!!

[rajivlipu]

@smpadte



[prabhanshupb]

Cant get better!!!

[kushangmoorthy]

I have no idea why an Income Tax Commissioner has to talk about anything he has no clue about! He should have focused on the identity theft aspect and how it would affect the citizens of India, without getting into the details! But then I also think he is mentally unstable.. ROFL!!!

[vipuljaveri]

cloud CD WTF!!!!

[kaliaone]

A person is best described by what he considers Laughable !!!

Grow up buddies !!!

[kaliaone]

... their hard disks, mobile phones and printers after use to prevent leaking of information. He is talking correct about arrest. listen, it happens in america. it is similar to identity theft. when accounts are hacked, people’s information can be changed or stolen on the servers. people have gone to jail for other people’s crimes. There is a huge underground black market on the internet where stolen identity information is bought.

Haven't u ppl seen Minority Report or The Matrix !!! ???

[kaliaone]

can find a way to control the chip’s firmware and in turn manipulate the battery to wreak havoc on your system.

The chinese firm Huawei was banned from India for some time due to this very reason that they were selling manipulated

hardware (working as an stealth arm of china's military)

Not all companies or mobile phone makers but all big companies in

America ask their executives and even employees to destroy ...

[kaliaone]

I think that Vishwa meant to say mobile phone’s memory instead of battery. About battery information hack. this is

possible and can happen in the future. modern batteries contain their own firmware and microcontrollers to monitor power levels, allowing operating systems to check and respond accordingly. From examining Apple’s computers, scientists noticed that all the embedded chips in the batteries used the same default passwords. This means that a hacker who knows of the password ...

[kaliaone]

Servers can be hacked. Sony’s PlayStation network (cloud computer) was hacked and taken by hackers for over one month.

hackers released it.

Many of the websites were hacked into. Gmail was hacked by chinese hackers. they took out all the

names, emails and confidential information. I know that sound travels through air. And there are a lot of softwares and machines that can hack, record conversations over the air. you don’t need to be in the room to do that.

(with inputs from Kunal)

[kaliaone]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY !!!

Vishwa Bandhu is correct about cloud computing. By cloud city – he is talking about the online

storage or server on which all the software, video, files and other data is hosted. By the rain – he meant various

different things such as server hacking, server downtime etc.

He is using words like cloud city, rain etc. to explain technical information to people who are illiterate about technology world.

(with inputs from Kunal)

[getakshat]

Lmao

[PatchKeygen]

tum sare madarchod deshdarohi ho, ek banda jo desh ke liye itna kuch kar rha hai, agar usne hadbadi me koi galat cheez bol dee to uska mazak bana ke ger diya, shame on u all .

[kamal2645]

A B S O L U T E  L O L

[TheStarryboy]

what he is saying is not correct, he has got his facts wrong

[amarindersethi]

I feel this is a spoof....how can somebody be so stupid.....sim card's information getting transferred into battery is pretty advanced though :)

[MontyMaverick41]

he is really smart but because he stored all his smartness in the cloud he doesnt look smart in this vdo!

[farooqihassan]

The reporter should get an Oscar award for not only controlling his inevitable laughter, but to put a goody face pretending to be taking this idiot seriously.

[TheCrazyShark]

@farooqihassan True - I can't see a single sign of laughter on his face! Iron Face!

[MrNeedDesperate]

This is not a correct explanation of cloud computing

[hashpuppy101]

@MrNeedDesperate : youre a genius to understand that.

[Minotauraus]

Epic poker face! :|

[TheSuMyth]

this guy should be answering vivas in engineering, he would ace for his confidence.. kya pheku hai!

[nehamunni]

Google ? Cloud Seeding ? This dood needs therapy.

[rsk11584]

help me i hav to go to make my uid card and its raining frm past 2 days so mera data kaunse cloud mein seed hoga :) kahin muze arrest kiya to

[Gorebro]

hahhaa... . . .

[bgjkut]

The subtitles at the beginning are wrong. What he said up to 0:32 is correct, but the rest is absolutely bullshit. ROFLMAO!!!

[chinmoy1955]

This IDIOT must be banned from appearing in public!! He should learn from his grand children about cloud computing, because they will definitely know more than him. Shameful bigmouth.....

[25dush]

ho ho ho ho

[RiYo8]

Hilarious! yet Merciless.

[adilshoukat]

If someone finds full interview .. please share

[manfulljung]

What??? There are a lot of SOB's out there like the one in this video who behave and preach like they know everything in this world.. and he is completely oblivious to the fact that what they say does not make sense and uterly stupid. But who cares?? they still go around preaching..

[PratimaPal]

Hilarious!!



[newbedfordsox]

I like it how he confidently tells all those things .. LMFAO

[tosattam]

1.05... yeh processes ko ap samajhie... hhahha

[adilshoukat]

@tosattam I also enjoyed this part a lot :D :D :D

hahahahahahahaha

[Hassan99999]

lol

[RAJESHDAYAL127]

Shhhhhh don't challenge him. You will find this brilliant IT guy :) talking with his deeeeeep knowledge & aggression on every ABC Indian news channels

[rajurkar2K]

you can't compare different fruits, you need to compare apples to apples and blackberry to blackberry ;-)

[rtubelight]

:) lol .....wow. What a confidence and seriousness in his understanding of the matter.... :) ....just thinking what if he becomes CEO of some IT company?.....:) :):)

[ancatdubher]

And by the way, it's priceless to see the interviewer absolutely in awe of the great man ;)

[ancatdubher]

Wow!!! This man MUST be the next Steve Jobs - talk about lateral thinking! I completely agree about cloud seeding, I mean CD. I have now come to realise how utterly useless my computer science degree is, faced with such awesome genius. Kinda disappointed that the IT in his title stands for Income Tax and not...

[anigr888]

Lame lol he think cloud computing related to the clouds in the sky lol :P

[aksha77]

he came from the alternate universe..

[laurensflu]

This man is... BRILLIANT! :)

[nowzadick]

A Meme is born!

[Pfapulle]

This guy has a point - most of the Google servers are in remote locations - so if rain affects the electricity supply or water gets into fibre optic cables, then the data can get disrupted. So cloud is affected by rain :-)

[ansinha1]

@Pfapulle Another genius "water gets into fibre optic cables"

[narendp]

maybe google should make waterproof softwares :P

[k3jdebnath]

Looks like bushes bandhu has future in standong comedian.. wow it is better than comedy channel..

[sweet45189]

ye to hadd hogai yaar



[boyohboy03]

lmao !!!! how could the interviewer keep a straight face like that all this 4:11 minutes ? i would have died laughing. Man !!!

[mastandaz]

Now if You will search the technology report news something is true for data storage in Betary microchip. You can recover data from completly formatted Hard disc. Bears and dogs can sense through 18-20 Km and across time. Science, natural, supernatural, paranormal are being coming to age. do u believe jn intution god demons ghosts. A ll these things cannot be explained but derected and sensed by mind and high quality instruments. also americana making us fools.

[mastandaz]

Now if You will search the technology report news something is true for data storage in Betary microchip. You can recover data from completly formatted Hard disc. Bears and dogs can sense through 18-20 Km and across time. Science, natural, supernatural, paranormal are being coming to age.

[romymo1]

Waaaooooowww , this guy is amazing , he is rajnikant at Brain ;-)



[neo4evrr]

Ok Viswaji, please DEFINE cloud computing?

[haniaom]

u6op5y



[tuhinz]

Don't mean to be pedantic but the subtitles are not accurate. Even discounting the obvious errors in grammar & sentence construction in general, when VB mentions 'aberration' the subtitle reads 'vibration'... sorry but its a slob job! ... and the video is funny as it is , we don't need an added dose of bad English to juice it up further!

[alfresco0101]

@tuhinz Instead of criticising the hard work sm1 puts in here we should appreciate the work they put in for our entertainment even may be without paid. after all we get to see this for free. as they say "beggars cannot be choosers"

[tuhinz]

@alfresco0101 Hey there, yeah I guess I was being too much of an armchair critic! It just irks me to see half-baked jobs on the internet. Maybe I shouldn't be expecting 'responsible journalism' on the net where everyone is a broadcaster! But I try and do my best and was just pointing out mistakes in the hope that things will improve! :-)

[alfresco0101]

@tuhinz srry..bt yes..i've not considered that aspect myself too....that internet is accessible to anyone and many jobs r half baked ones...true!

[fundoo2]

pathetic of people who have put 417 likes, I bet most of you guys wont be knowing what is Income tax codes. Don laugh over someone else' ignorance.

This is the same patriotic person who has exposed most of politicians and their links with black money. Instead of watching go watch other videos of him .. He deserves great respect , he is doing something for all of us

[sickmyduckhard]

@fundoo2 lol dude, agreed he did stuff. probable he should restrain himslef only to topics of his areas. Not enter any area and start talking crap like the way he is doing now. And no one cares about ignorance. He should make an effort to know the topic before he speaks. Who wants to hear ignorant speeches. BUT EPIC FAIL MAN>>>!! LMAO

[romymo1]

@fundoo2 Then who asked him to explain something that he is not even aware about ? crazy ass

[derfuhrer87]

hamare desh ka sabse bada durbhagya yehi hai ki tere jaise chutiye ko national tv pe air time diya jata hai........

[Pankaj2308]

He should consider pursuing a career in stand up comedy

[rarishab]

इन प्रोसस्सेस को  आप समझिये!

[vidhun]

I mean , I should have passed civil services exam.. Damn , Thee guy is wasting time on tv and reporter is being paid to listen to bull shit like this.. Cloud computing has nothing to do with rains.. ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[astoria0305]

Iss bahen ke lode ke maa chod do !!

[ulhas24]

Manishji, samaj rahe hai na aap!!! :)

[boyohboy03]

@ulhas24

Manishji is ready to kill him and then he'll hang himself.....lol

[ansinha1]

@boyohboy03 Look at Manishji's face he is amazed and convinced with such a intellectual thoughts from such a genius.