I enjoy how the folks at Squatty Potty decided to use Patton Oswalt as their spokesman. I also enjoy the use of sammich bags of Tootsie Rolls (or maybe stuffed grape leaves?) to demonstrate the comparison of pooping effectiveness.
This may sound like a joke but i can assure you it is not! I have been squatting for months now and i can't believe the difference and how much better I feel. No more bloating, less time spent on the toilet, no more straining, after years of painful hemrroids they are actually almost completely gone and don't cause me any discomfort anymore. I can't believe we have not been educated on the benefits of squatting because it makes such a difference. I am a very happy squatter
i hate this guys face
xboxhuegable 8 hours ago
Or just dump from a full squat onto old newspaper like a rabbit
Zakariah1971 2 days ago
hey its annoying orange! (cover eyes and nose)
shivaefrit 5 days ago
It makes sense.
1godlessmonkey 1 month ago
I enjoy how the folks at Squatty Potty decided to use Patton Oswalt as their spokesman. I also enjoy the use of sammich bags of Tootsie Rolls (or maybe stuffed grape leaves?) to demonstrate the comparison of pooping effectiveness.
DancingSpiderman 2 months ago
uw sent me :)
jlmknight 2 months ago
People in third world countries still squat btw :P
appleloveTK 2 months ago
Whatever you do don't wikipedia hemroids, they actually have a nasty ass picture there that is now burnt into my brain.. =/
appleloveTK 2 months ago
@appleloveTK: i did- it WAS pretty nasty, lol
teceyS3 2 months ago
@appleloveTK I MUST go to Wikipedia to check it out...
DancingSpiderman 2 months ago
@appleloveTK BWAAhahaha you are right... that hemmoroided poop hole was surrounded by ginger hair bWAAahahaha
Now I know what you mean by "burnt into my brain"
DancingSpiderman 2 months ago
@appleloveTK funny how when you tell people NOT to do something, the more they will do it.
dtadeo2006 1 week ago
But I do my best thinking on the toilet!
badierv 2 months ago
I am a colon hydro therapist in Los Angeles. Let me tell you, this is the proper way to go No. 2. :)
LaDonnaShow 3 months ago
Well, Shit. (No pun intended)
ImThatRussianGuy 5 months ago 4
i want one.
iownthisjelly 8 months ago
This may sound like a joke but i can assure you it is not! I have been squatting for months now and i can't believe the difference and how much better I feel. No more bloating, less time spent on the toilet, no more straining, after years of painful hemrroids they are actually almost completely gone and don't cause me any discomfort anymore. I can't believe we have not been educated on the benefits of squatting because it makes such a difference. I am a very happy squatter
purseypickles50 9 months ago 12
@purseypickles50 Did you really get rid of hemorrhoids by squatting? If it's true then...OMFG I'm gonna try it out!!!!
Lauxesa 2 weeks ago